Would you fuck this?

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>>738506532

>>738506532
1/1 would fuck

Why do you ask?

>>738506648
Just checking

I'd fuck a vagina-esque couch cushion atm

>>738506828
Who is she to you?

>>738507532
Wife

>>738506532

I may have. It's so hard to tell them apart.

>>738507617
OH... she's hot. Post moar. Your wife is sexy af.

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>>738507644
She probably looks more familiar like this

>>738507617
tToo bad she probably only has eyes for you. Most wives are pretty faithful.

>>738507796
Kek

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Same person? If so I've been waiting for her to pop up again. Post everything you have.

>>738507874
I'm not making that up. Asian women are pretty faithful, because whoredom is too embarassing for them. It's literally about acting good, just to save face.

>>738508001
About 10 years apart but yes

>>738508001
Hangook Yoja?

>>738508083
He's an admitted cuck though...lol

>>738508128
>>738508001
>>738507758
>>738506595
>>738506532
Chinese?

>>738508203
swinger learn the difference virgin

>>738508128
Idk wtf that means but... Mangbok Boka?

>>738508255
yes

>>738508203
Well, that shit is a turn on, just like 4 somes, double penetration, orgies, butt sex, gay sex, BDSM, whatever turns folks on so they're happy.

It really makes no difference as long as no one is hurt by it.

>>738508290
You say swinger I say Alternative Cuck

>>738508450
No argument here

Any pics of her in pantyhose or stockings op?

>>738508492
I don't give two shits what you say unless you're posting OC.

>>738508492
thankfully (or unfortunately?), not everyone is turned on in the exact same way with the same things. It certainly makes things more interesting in my opinion.

Gay men are no threat, because it reduces the competition for the pussy.

I think most women are against cuckolding though, cause it makes them feel rejected honestly.

So, finding a girl who is open and honest and would do that rather than cheat is the perfect find for men that enjoy seeing sex right in front of them, or on video later or whatever it is they do that turns them on.

Honestly, we get one little life. That is all. There is no benefit to living in some way that bores you, when you want to explore things that you think are fun.

There is no afterlife, no eternal soul. If you're not making others miserable in their short lives, you should do what you want and enjoy the ever loving shit out of it.

Life is toooo short as it is.

>>738509077
That's our philosophy too.

Post moar faggot

>>738506532
>Would you fuck this?

Yes. Very hard.

>>738509344
How many other men has she fucked?
Is she picky?
Does she want large, medium or small cock in addition to yours?

Do you tease her about how she does when some guy fucks her and makes her cum? (like when you're alone together)

>>738509344
Was it her idea or yours or did it come to both of you about the same time?

I don't think I could do it, but something about it is hot.

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>>738509429
Since you asked nicely

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Yes, fapped a few times too.

>>738506532
God damn I love asians; she's probably late 40s-early 50s but still looks like she could be a teenager.

>>738507758
does she ever like to fuck a guy with a Big dick?

>>738506532
>Would you fuck this?

five times a night.

>>738509771
Is she yours? are you OP or someone else that has pics?

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>>738507617

your wife? how come your wife frequently posted on /b/ recently. kek. newfag

time stamp or gtfo

>>738509830
>>738508001

>>738509810
goddamn this shot is hot.. You need to get her fucked good and often.

>>738509810
>>738509771
>>738509441
>>738508001
>>738507758
>>738506595
>>738506532

no timestamp

>>738509875
Yes, I'm OP my OC

>>738510028
ahh, OK. very nice!

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>>738510028

>>738510000
They're from 2005...before you were born

>>738510028
Let's see some butt stuff. Or her pregnant.

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>>738510150

>>738510160
No kids praise be to allah

smells like summer in here

>>738506532
>>738506595
>>738507758
>>738508001
>>738509441
>>738509771
>>738509810

The Chinese lady I was dating give me nudes of her 25 year old PhD student daughter. I'd say she was pretty open to new ideas. I'd explore some different ideas with her while fucking her (just talking) and she'd start orgasming the more wild I spoke to her.

>>738510377
Smells like a good thread getting filled with shit posts

keep postin' ta fuck!

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>>738510450

>>738510384
Dude, post both mother and daughter.

Is this thread just too boring to post your wife in? Why the long waits? are you busy?

>>738510300
Butt stuff then.

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>>738510204
>>738510519

Girls won't let you photograph them so this is what you post instead.

>>738510709
shit post overload

>>738510675
I deleted all the pics when I got nervous. I wasn't married to the woman I am now. I ended up with an extremely conservative Korean chick. I think i made a wise choice.

That Chinese lady may've been too much for me. She still texts me 3 years later... must change my fucking phone number.

When a Chinese lady falls in love, it's fucking hell to get rid of them.

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>>738506532
>>738506595
I'd give her a strong 7 if you know what I mean ;)

>>738510919
Pussy, keep a password protected rar file in a gaming folder.

>>738510908
it's actually pretty low shit posting tonight. Things could easily be a lot worse - and you know I'm right.

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>>738510919

>>738510919
>Korean
Where you done fucked up.
They seem like a great choice... til you say or do the wrong thing & psycho mode is engaged.
As an asian friend told me; they've got 'the Han'.

>>738511075
yeah, I'm a pussy, but I know how to make my Korean wife cry - simply look at a pic of another woman. The only time I come on here is when I know she can't see.

She's a disaster when she cries.

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>>738509810
I want to slide into her right then and there, please tell me you have doggy

>>738511205
Your friend is right... I hate to say it. When she's in a certain mood, it's like tip toeing through a mine field.

she appears to be human, and also female, so the answer is a resounding yes

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>>738506532
Probably. What's your point?

>>738511365

she appears to be asian. not human

>>738511205
>They seem like a great choice... til you say or do the wrong thing & psycho mode is engaged.

The problem is that she can explode over things that should not ever be the wrong thing. I haven't a clue sometimes, but I'm easy going and it takes a lot to light my fuse.

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>>738511223

>>738511506
fair point

>>738511655
That's pretty funny. Keep going. it'll be more interesting than OP at this point.

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>>738511748

>>738511351
>>738511545
We'd had that particular discussion after I'd broken it off with my korean fiance of two years; presby minister's daughter... only sense I was ever able to make of her explosions was whether or not it was something that would possibly embarrass her or her family in the slightest. Perception & image is fucking everything to koreans.

>>738511545
I'm curious....
do you understand Korean "hot" and "cold"?

Some things are considered "hot" and others "cold" under a system of logic that's entirely alien to my round-eyed brain. If you want to understand better what makes a traditional kr chick tick, learn about "hot" and "cold".

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>>738512072
>>738512081

>>738512081
this system applies to Food (hot has nothing to do with temperature, or spiciness) and a number of other things I can't remember right now.

>>738511655
One of my best friends is a conservative korean woman who was a virgin until she got married in her mid 20's. Now she's my dirty whore.

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>>738512202

>trying to decode the symbology of Korean culture
>faggotry

yeah man

>>738512072
When she explodes and starts screaming about something, sometimes she says that I'm telling my family about her explosions.

She has no idea that I would never want my family to know I married a psychopath. I want them to know I'm confident in my decision to marry her. I'm too embarrassed to tell them, LOL

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>>738512479
>>738512415

>>738512081
Hot: tteugeoun
spicy: maeun

>>738512848
What makes a thing "hot" or "cold"?
Its the concept I'm trying to grasp here.

a qt 3.14 korean tried to explain it to me a long time ago, but I never really got it.

>>738512613
No, I guess all it takes is her doctor husband getting caught fucking like 60 prostitutes over 2 years. Now she wants to do everything and won't touch her husband.

>>738512081
>>738512848

I'm the guy married to the Korean chick. I took a Korean language course when I was stationed in Korea, and she was state side. I married her before I went to Korea.

Taking a Korean language course was enlightening - but it was only a 111 course, and not particularly advanced.

>>738513049
Bottom line is.... you always do "hot" things together. You don't mix something "hot" with "cold", because that would be bad.

>>738513140
Thanks.

I guess I'm just going to have to find another qt KR chick who's FOB, and attracted to ugly overweight oldfaggots, then. :(

>>738513049
If the room you are in is warm, then you are "Towah"

If your food is too hot, then it is "tugawah"

If your in a cold room or outside on a wintery day it is "chewah"

If your food is too cold, then it is "chugawah"

If your food is spicy then it is "May woh"

>>738506532
sure

>>738513501
>If your in a cold room or outside on a wintery day it is "chewah"


If your in a cold room or outside on a wintery day it is "choowah"

corrected

>>738513459
>FOB

My wife had been married 3 times before, to 3 other guys, and me being a narcissist thought those other 3 guys must of been idiots.

I realize now, they were probably pretty good dudes, LOL

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>>738513501
Its probably the same word as the one used for Temperature, I'm guessing. But....

meh.
Chances are, I totally misunderstood wtf she was talking about anyway. Thanks for trying to help.

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>>738513760
The one I friendzoned in college was stateside for three months before we met. Extremely good English. Some general weirdness.

>pic not very related

>>738514368
My wife is an excellent cook of Korean food, and she thinks that all American dishes are simple to cook, even though she can't cook american dishes worth shit. I don't care as I'm not picky.

I showed her how to make homemade biscuits and now we make them together. It's pretty fun.

She doesn't or can't follow instructions on mac and cheese or instant mashed potatoes - so they're never the same.

>>738506532
i'd hit with a crowbar...