Sup /b anyone down for some avacados?

sure thing
*deposits 1$ on counter*

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>>738501975
here you go kind sir

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I would like one please

no, poison avocados are poison

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Hmmmm...... CRACKA GIMME ALL THOSE AVACADOS NOW OR IMMA BUST A CAP IN YO ASS

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>>738502033
why certainly!

>>738501916
How much for guac?

I'll take three
*hands three dollars*

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>>738502105
you can have 1

>>738502147
well, you can have the rest then. Here's your one dollar left as change

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>>738502189

>>738502189
Keep the change, nigga. I'm feeling generous.

well, it looks like I'm out of avacados! Better get some secondary merchandice

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>>738501916

this is a stick up, cunt.

give me 3 avocados FOR FREE

>>738502271
Ooooh, I'm stoked.

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>>738502221
give me the stand, this is a robbery

*hands 534.34 dogecoins*

>>738502310
what's it gonna be OP?

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here's the new stuff!

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>>738501916
Yassssssss!
>>we love avocados!

((Puts 2 bucks down, then ccontinues making out)))

>>738502370
I want one, how much do I owe you?

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just gotta put this up...

>>738502370
what are they?

>>738502280
No mo 'dos. Learn to read and maybe you can earn an honest living.

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Alright! Who wants the antidote for those delicious avacados?

>>738502105
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo

>>738502417
You poisoned us, asshole.

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>>738502458

>>738502458
SHEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

>>738502458
Savage

>>738502458
>>738502095

told ya

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>>738502458

You all must be new

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>>738502461

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>>738502458
I'll take all of them. I'm a very rich business man.

>>738502417
This is why I don't like avacados.

>>738501916

This is the best thread of seen on /b/ in the last year.

>>738502559
Kek

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>>738502458
WHAT

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>>738502458
6.9/10
would suck off hitler again

>>738502458
I'll take one.
>deposits $1000
And do you have anymore of that poison? I'll take two

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>>738502458
Doesn't matter! I'm selling more!

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>>738502458
I'll take the entire supply. Fuck these dumb fucks.

>>738502733
I'll take three.
*deposits $1.50*

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I approve of this thread.

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>>738502777
I'll take those trips as payment.

>>738502733
I'll take one of these instead

Fuck poison.

>Deposits $1,000

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>>738502458

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>>738502913

Are you sure you want to buy all of these?

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>>738501916

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>>738502733
fuck off bitch this is my market

>>738503011
I only need one. What?

>>738503024
Oh fuck. Turf war!

>>738502867
I'll take ten
>slides $5 across counter

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>>738503024
you best not jew

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>>738503024
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo

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>>738503122
here you are good sir

>>738503187
OH SHI-

Crying because this is an ancient thread and seemingly no-one remembers

>>738503182
you activated my trap card!

>>738503257
Where the fuck are my 20,000 avocados?

>>738503338
Right? This is a fucking joke

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>>738503393
up ur ass

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>>738502458
I'll buy all the antidotes.

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>>738503369
lemme fix that for you

so do I get a pass on being a faggot this time?

>>738503488
<3 thx based anon

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>>738503187
tyrone says y'alls best square up at the register

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.w.

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Someone deleted my shit. reupload nigs

>>738503583
you're very much welcome

>>738503651
Hey, Tyrone. Hook it up with a dub.

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>>738503257
I'll have an avocado, good sir.
I'll pay with two things- First, the word "avocado" is fucking OP in hangman; Second, the protection doggo picture.

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>this thread

>>738503548
if you scroll down with the mouse wheel one click at a time, you will see OP evil frown/smile xD your fucking welcome

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>>738503651
not if officer of the law Rapist McIntheasshole has anything to say about this

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Is this currency for you faggot?

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>>738503257
These are some good avocados

>>738503997
can't tell if the nigger is strangling the cop, or the cop is molesting the nigger

>>738502333
huh, some weird trips there

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>>738502458

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>>738503997