ITT: list of things you have put in your ass before Be honest

Carrot
Hairbrush

Hurt too much so I never did it again

AA battery and a water bottle

Your mom.

>>738499232
another man's cock

>>738499232

A turkey baster. Do it in the shower; fill it with warm water, lube up the outside with soap, stand it upright (with the part you squeeze on the bottom) and slide down onto it. Works wonders, plus when you cum, you squeeze the part at the bottom and it shoots the warm water into you. Absolutely awesome.

>>738499232
My finger, a hot dog.

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Electric shaver, hairbrush, toothbrush, finger

>>738499232
Just my finger a couple of times... Still can't tell for sure whether I like it or not. Gonna let my gf test me out sometime when we both feel up to it. Up until now, she's just been massaging the middle area (you know the place)

Actually last weekend my girl told me it turns her on to play with my ass, and I told her Ive never done that before. We did a shit tonne of blow and got drunk, then she gave me a blowey and sort of brushed around it until I came. Im def too scared to go further than that, but she seemed to love it. Kinda grosses me out to be honest.

>>738499232

Carrot
Hot dog
CO2 cartridge
Butt plug
Dildo
Black cock

>>738499444
If only I had a turkey baster lying about, i'd try it right now.

>>738499609
Good luck getting her to back off with it then.

i put a hairbrush in my ass when i was in 6th grade. didnt hurt but it didnt feel good.

>>738499232
>Finger
>Vibrating bullet

The vibrating bullet came with a pocket pussy i got, so I said fuck it. It was incredible for about 30 seconds, then i barely felt it anymore. Kind of underwhelming tbh.

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good times, mane.. good times

>>738499232
my fingers
a toothbrush
my sisters hairbrush (just the tip cause it hurt)

never got too into assplay. it felt good but it was always uncomfortable as fuck trying to jack off and have my other hand doing work on my asshole

>>738499232

OP's head

Suppositories and enemas few times a year...

I'm chronically constipated when I take a crap it hurts badly (once every week at best). My asshole knows only one thing: Pain.

anal stimulation is a no no for me... never even tried it. :(

>>738499232
12-inch sausage, dildo, butt plug, and was once roofied and raped at a house party, so technically add to that a man's cock. none of which my gf has any idea about.

>>738499824
It's alright anon, we can try together.

>>738499861
you got raped by another guy? lol what a faggot

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>>738499232
Ice, jack daniels whiskey, a mans tongue, the same mans dick, a dildo, several fingers of varied ownership, a tampon, some wire, a bunch of shit has been through there.

>>738499861
How did rape feel?

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Fucking shameless faggots

>>738500128
aww you sweet... but my back door is traumatized beyond repair thanks to my digestive system.

>>738500178
On a side note, if you are taking a shot of whisky up the ass, do it before anal sex. After sex burns to fuck if your not into that. As well only a shot worth so not to get alcohol poisoning.

>>738500371
>I won't do because I want to

So how was your mormon upbringing, you retarded closetcase?

>>738499232
Small end of a toilet plunger

I was at my mom's friends house because she has a pool
> only one there
> see a dildo
(a collection of them really)
> don't clean them
> go to town

>>738499484
Kek

A condomed carrot.
Some small toiletry bottles.
Pens/markers.
Finger(s).

>>738500245
Can't actually say as i really only remember the aftermath and a brief moment where i came back to consciousness, stomach down on a couch, because a hard dick was trying to push in to my virgin ass. i remember groaning in pain and adjusting my ass for a more direct angle to try and reduce the hurt. next thing i knew, it was morning, i was partially clothed with shit stained underwear, and my ass felt oddly smooth, likely due to residual lube. Upon getting home I immediately went to inspect things and, sure enough, when i sat on the toilet and bent down to investigate, i saw the beginning of a creampie begin to drool out and knew then it had been a long night for someone (or more? there had to have been at least two loads that poured ou.).

since then, i've definitely been more curious about trying dick again, but in a more 'aware' state. no clue where to start, maybe a local glory hole? (im sure i live near some)

Toothbrush
Pen
Hair brush
My cat's tail

>>738499609

You came from anal stimulation, you're a faget now

>>738499232
finger
penis
coke

>>738499232
toothbrush, finger, toothbrush holder
i cant afford toys

>>738499232
Cologne bottle shaped like a cigar
My finger
My gfs butt plug

>>738501375
and a plunger, forgot that one

tennis racket handle

>fingers
>drum stick (not the chicken or ice cream)
>my brother's dick
>butt plug
>a strap on my gf wore
>hair brushes
>up to like 8 sharpies at once
>fucked a (few) toilet plunger(s)
>a few fat female razors
>old toy lightsaber
>dildos (like this thread)

Sure there's more that I don't remember

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>>738499475
Can you explain why there was an electric shaver going in that area of your body please?

>>738499232
Indonesian bottle opener (in the shape of a cock) with & without condom on it.

>>738501461
Oh yeah

>electric toothbrush

>>738499232
Your mother

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3 pencils.pic related to my face

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>>738499232
Nothing......sadly can't see the attraction to it....

>>738500178
Thinking on it now :Suppositories, some drugs in a condom, a swiss army knife in a dildo container, a toe, and one remote vibrator.

>>738499232
Hair brush, tooth brush, fingers, tongue (not mine obviously), carrot, zucchini, penis, and cum

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This

>>738501319
You realize it was his ass, and not another man's.....DUMB ASS.

>>738501419
was it the kind with the little beads on the handle?

Fingers
Shampoo bottle
Deodorant can
Shaving cream can
Hairbrush
Ice cubes

Chapstick, toilet plunger handle, finger

ill occasionally slip a finger in while showering

>>738499232

My finger, a Carrot, banana, a potato carved into a phallic shape, a 6" dildo, a cucumber carved down so it would fit better.

Finger
Toothbrush
Electric shaver
Various Aneros prostate toys
Vibrator
Dildo

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>>738500371

>>738501739
Oh and a bananna one time. The bananna didnt fair well.

>>738499468
A hot dog?!? Like a lil tiny cheap weenie or full sized frankfurter?

>>738502455
Actually i think my vajayjay has had less exotic things in it than my ass

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>>738502634

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>>738499232
Commodore 64 joystick.

>>Finger
>>Boyfriends finger
>>Butt plug
>>Horse dildo
>>That thing you hold for those New Years noise makers that you spin around
>>sharpie
>>glue stick
>>lint roller handle

toilet paper.

>>738499232
banana
cucumber
ice cream scooper
plunger handle
shampoo bottle
own fist
dildo
penises

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>>738499232
This

>>738499232
fucking degenerates

>>738504770
Also his dick, couldn't forget that! :p

>>738499232
the handle of a civil war confederate bowie knife

Cucumber
12 Inch Dildo
18 Inch double headed dildo
Butternut Squash
My fist
Someone else's fist
Small white cock
Fat white cock
Small black cock
Big black cock
Small Asian cock
Small mexican cock
Large mexican cock
Beer Bottle
Wine Bottle
1.5 Liter Coke bottle
22 golf balls

kik: allen67235

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>>738506344
you put a degenerate in your ass? That's brave dude

>>738499313
>Carrot
You too my man?

Nothing cause im not gay

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>>738507309
is this you?

>>738501242
Jesus man...

Several razor handles

Hairbrush handle

Fingers

Several dildos, myself and girlfriends

Plunger handles

>>738507537
Nope. I'm not a woman

My best friend's cock
No homo tho

Cactus

>>738507626
had to find a quick pic on google. didn't bother typing "MALE" gaping asshole

>>738507670
same

My fingers, ice cubes, hairbrush, and a Turkey Club from Subway.

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Butt plugs
Dildos
Wii remote
Stress ball
3oz Desenex bottle
Shower handle

Oddly enough, this is reverse chronological order.

I used my friend's razor to massage my asshole while i masturbated. Feltgoodman

>>738507972
>Turkey Club
Wat and why?

Legitimate question, as I really don't understand this. I tried a hotdog when I was young, and a girlfriend's dildo many years later. Maybe I was doing something wrong, but in both cases I didn't like, it just felt like I had to take a dump.

So, what is the pleasure of having something shoved up your ass? Should I bother to try again, and what would make it more pleasurable?

>>738508508
As weird as it sounds, you gotta be into it to be into it. You gotta be turned on, and wanting it, otherwise you've just got something in your ass for no reason. It's all a mental game really, but once you can cross that barrier it's all smooth sailing.

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>>738508508
Every poster in this thread is a fag. It's pleasurable for them

>>738499444
Holy shit. Holy fucking shit. How do you clean it?

Sharpie in the pooper.


Also used a flute once.

>>738508508
It realky differ from person to person. I liked to be able to rub the walls of my anus just because it felt good. Though ut seems like that you dont get any feeling from it so i would recommend not doing it. Why do it if you dont feeling good doing it?

>>738499775
Thats a hod damn sandwich nigga

a few pencils
handle of fly swat
tip of hair brush

god dammit i really want to enjoy it just it just doesn't feel great and then my dick dies.

except my shower head has message thing that squirts heavier jets of water and that kinda makes my butt feel nice and gives me a boner.

My dad use to tell me to get my head out of my ass, so I guess my head.

What do you feel after doing it
Do you feel ashamed and regretful?

>>738499232
Ballpoint pen
Rubber tube
Size d battery
Hairbrush handle
Finger

>not gay

Baseball bat
Pineapple

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>>738509332
Thank you for that.

>>738499232
My own cock.

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This is my go to. The ball feels amazing

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>>738499232

Toilet paper

>>738509455
i don't feel ashamed but i do feel weird. like i can never tell anyone ever. i always look and my friends and wonder if they do weird shit or its just me. i don't like dicks at all what so ever but for some reason i so badly want the butt stuff to feel good.

Carrot
Pens
Hairbrushes
Sharpies
Finger
Some kind of container for blowing bubbles