What's it like to have a girlfriend anon?

i guess it depends on the chick, but it's ok. It's mostly me pretending to be happy so she doesn't ask me questions, not that i'm unhappy with her

If you find the right girl it's amazing. It's like having a best friend that you would do anything for, but also being able to stick your dick inside of whenever you want.

Really nice to hold someone and feel their warmth before you fall asleep. Or waking up and just staring at eachother in a combination of fondness and amazement. Most of the time though shes an asshole

>>738483911
>>738484392
>>738484422
gay

It feels like lower abdominal discomfort from having to hold your farts in.

taxing

>>738484628
Kill yourself

>>738483803
think of the happiest you could ever be.
think of the angriest you could ever be.

its both.

>>738483803
Drunk

Eh it's alright but I found out I could have any woman I wanted if I tried hard enough, they're just a pain in the arse at the end of the day, rather just have a few shags every couple of weeks and do my own thing, everybody who wants a GF before 24 is a beta male cunt

>>738484656
this

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It's like having a child if you're a pedophile. You're their source of income and entertainment, and they whine when fall short in either of these, but at least you get to fuck them.

>>738483803
its like giving away your freedom, your time, your money, and your sperm to someone who isnt smart enough to deserve any of those things.

>>738483803
if it fucks, fly's or floats it's cheaper to rent

>>738484796
These days anger far more than anything. Modern women are busted.

>>738483803
I've often wondered that myself, Anon.

But by the way these anons talk about past and present gf's I don't think they're super happy with their grills.

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Commitment's a pain in the ass.
0/10 would not recommend a girlfriend

>>738484422
>staring at eachother in amazement
what the fuck kind of drugs are you doing

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not all that. And once you're attached to the other and you break up... it's gonna hurt for a bit.

Grass is greener on the other side anon

Its like having a constant source of confusion and new unfounded problems I would never encounter otherwise

yes it must be nice but i would just like to get some pussy


fuck this i hope reincarnation is a thing so i can at least get sex in another life


feelsbatman

>>738483803
Expensive

>>738483803
I'll probably never know. I went to a concert the other day and sat behind this couple, in their 20s I'm guessing.

She played with his hair, they shared a drink, he plucked something from her eyelash that was bothering her... They were laughing, being physically playful. And they were happy.

And I wanted it. I wanted it so fucking bad...

>>738484656
i give my girl dutch ovens. sometimes when we're sliding the salamander i let it rip with every thrust.

>>738485788
This is literally it, I just found mine a couple weeks ago and this is it.

>>738485788
I want it too but then i realise that i would be scared shitless in that situation...

Fucking anxiety man, the more time i spend alone the bigger complex i have about me being invisible (or straight up disgusting) for girls...

Fk this

>>738483803
>Take your wallet and throw it out the window at incredibly high speeds.

>>738483803
Imagine shit you'd never do, walk around mindlessly, sit at coffee shops, sunbathe in the city on some grass, watch the sunset and shit, you'll be doing all that; and liking it at the same time.

all women are whores

>>738486021
>>738486210
Evolution of first, anxious virgins

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>>738483803

>What's it like to have a girlfriend anon?

You get sexed every other day. This is my girlfriend, OC, please dont doxx her guise.

>>738484628
thanks made my day

>>738483803
The girl in that pic is not girlfriend typa girl, expecting a literal 10/10 is just dumb

>>738485073
>THIS

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boring n annoying
liek democrat party always being told what your doing is wrong
when you read ayn rand and udnerstand they want your cash
its easier to check em and live alone
but then they go nuts
they are programmed by mom to break u down
make all your friends hate u
and isolate u
so amrraige sounds irational lol
and insane weakness u do it
and they got ur money

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Constantly demands your attention, and is tough to handle if your a nihilist and she's an optimist.

>>738484392
Pretty much this. Don't buy into the Red Pill bullshit, and you can come across some cool chicks.

>>738486370
we mean girl you fuck in real life
not jack to online
or stalk

>>738486516
Shittalks women and posts picture of ugly lowlife bitches?

>>738486265
As if it had something to do with evolution.
At the end of the day i may not be happy (yet) but my dick is probably bigger than yours

>>738486469
Maybe for you, poor beta loser, keep working that 9-5 to pay for your below average girlfriends Forever 21 clothes that are out of season. Pathetic.

>>738484909
who the fucks arthur schopenjewer?

>>738486626
But you aint using it? The fuck is your point

>>738486651
Just lol

relationships are huge waste of time
understand she will be banging when she feels liek it behind your back whiel telling u she never would and makign you nto do same
year you will never ge tback
I wasted 13 yars of my life dating two really hot women
wish i had em back
the years
not the women

It's really awesome for the first few months. Then once things settle, you get used to each other's sexual habits, it becomes 50% pleasure 50% work/planning/comforting/feeling annoyed/feeling unwanted/etc

>>738483803
Depends on you and your girl friend.
For me it's like having a naggy roomie that puts out and plays magic.

>>738486370
What's up with that crooked boob.... still hot though.

>>738486667
Some off by one faggot.

Oh, no, wait. That was you.

>>738483803
OP please tell me you have sauce

most beautiful woman i think i've ever seen

It's okay, can get rough at times. My girl got a busy life so spending time with her is pretty low, all in all though if you both got the heart for one another its great

>>738486939
Seriously, get out more. You see chicks like this at the fuckin' grocery store.

>>738486939
> being this new

>>738485731
holy shit this

my ex was so uncertain about things in our last half year of the relationship it was pretty retarded

meanwhile you keep trying to find out what the deal is (she had an eating disorder so I tried to be the sane one) but it does hurt you

and then she breaks up and has a new bf within 2 months while you are still thinking of her

wew lad I mean we enjoyed the relationship and being with eachother but she can just decide the relationship is over because of the most random feels

>>738486939
/b/ found her Instagram a while back and this was probably the best picture I found (hence it went viral), the rest were lack lustre in comparison.
Maybe she was just having a good day.

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>>738483803
Fuck what those pigs say
2D bitches all day

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>>738483803
If you ever find a gf, find someone you can trust 100% and trust your instinct and get rid of her if you feel she may be an unfaithful bitch.

If you do the mistake of getting with these types of women your life will be a shitshow.

Also find someone with mutual interests.

t. anon that just got out of a 2 year relationship where gf cheated

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>>738487071
Depends on the grocery store lol.

I'm not >>738486939 but I do forget that girls exist sometimes when I do go outside.

>mfw Fuck my love life

awesome tbh. im so lucky i found an asian cause theyre very rare in my country. she is the best thing in my life.

>>738487134
2d bait?

>>738483803
Like having a puppy that can text you

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men always pay
mrried men most
followed by girlfriedn dudes
pay women directly
semi pros not pros
young starving students
and you sex life be top gun

>>738487737
LOL

http://anyporn.com/301682/

for money u can fuck 10s

and then gather a harem of them

fuck anytime

so make as much money as u can

>>738486021
Solution: perfect trap gf

>>738487415

>theyre very rare in my country

lol they arent collectibles

>>738483803
I will die of virgin, but I feel hood right now.

>>738484628
Die already

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>>738485788
>>738486021

wanting it this badly

this is why neither of you anons will ever have a gf. just accept your fate as wizards now

>>738488006
yea but here we treat them like that.
especially the guys with petite asian fetish

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>>738488318
I welcome and embrace my wizardom when i reach rank 1 wizard next year

>>738488318
oh shut up fake pimp

girls are ez to get

jsut boss em n act bette rthan them and all guys around

take no shit
tom leyksi show good online guide
but even more remember no girl hot enuf for u
confidence measn its normal for 10 to be in your car n bed
insult shit outa haters and other fags

>>738483803
it's like bags of sand

It's like not having a girlfriend but you have a girlfriend.

>>738488472
>girls are ez to get

you know this. i know this.

those 2 lonely fags daydreaming about gfs they'll never have don't know this.

learn2read

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>>738488591
The funny thing is they think they're beta's when really they're a whole order of magnitude down.

>>738488825
Thats not even how flowcharts work

>>738488591
reading si hard

>>738488953
Clearly you're omega.

it's great, as long as your wife doesn't find out about her.

>>738484865
>rather just have a few shags every couple of weeks and do my own thing, everybody who wants a GF before 24 is a beta male cunt

my thoughts exactly

>>738483803
Good for a month and then you begin to lose the interest of wasting your personal time.

I love my girlfriend of 3 years dearly but she can be a real pain in the ass sometimes. I just want to stay home sometimes and smoke weed but she will blow up my phone wanting to hang out. It's good to have guidelines and boundaries, even after so long.

>>738483803
I wonder what it's like to have a teenage girlfriend.

>>738483803
It sucks. They cheat on you

In the beginning it was odd because we were friends first and I had infatuations all over the place. Then as we spent more time together it just became normal for her to be there. I was excited to have someone always around and who enjoyed the adventures I would come up with. We started out a whole new life and it was amazing... Until the incident.

>>738491128
She cheated?

its like never begin able to do anything you want while also giving all the money you work for away and also you dont get laid

>>738483803
I don't know and likely will never find out because I value my money and free time

>>738491128
There was this girl at work (my new gf worked where I worked) and she was very curious about the two of us. She began to ask why we were together and why not with someone else. She began acting strange and followed me around a lot. I explained that I was happy and not interested in her, but that just made her bitter. She began playing more mind games and I could tell she was getting impatient. I would happily tell her about the adventures and how amazing life is. Over time she gained weight, and I mean doubling in size weight. This distanced me further, always looking for an excuse to be closer to my girlfriend and further from her. Then one day...

>>738486784
nigger learn to write, what the fuck is this

>>738483803
More like, what's it like to be a pretty girl

>>738484392
>being able to stick your dick inside of whenever you want.

I call bullshit. Come back to me when she's working long hours or doesn't want sex for some reason.

>>738491432
I got fed up and talked with my manager about her. He told me to just keep cool and he would take care of it. Time went by and still this bitter hag showed her dissatisfaction with me and my happy relationship. Of course it was hard being happy around this obeast bitter bitch, but I knew on breaks and at home I would see the one I cared most for. Time is a cruel bitch when a daily routine of degrading and depressing moaning about the Ills of misery are being wrought upon you. Finally I snapped and called her out. I gave her the ultimate misery and left laughing. This of course parted me from my girlfriend a bit further, but more concerning was not that we were apart, but that we might grow apart. Unfortunately I could only find a job far away and with a different schedule. This was only the beginning.

>>738485975
>I just found mine a couple weeks ago
You didn't date before you were a couple?

>>738486110
Smoke weed in moderation and you can do this much more cheaply. And bring your phone. Music improves it.

nice for the first months

>>738486516
>when you read ayn rand
Isn't that how they decide who belongs in special ed?

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The same.

>>738491846
My new job was actually fun. I also enjoyed the commute because I drove through a very scenic part of town. All was well until one day I heard a voice, the kind I seemed to keep hearing when trouble is coming. A soft and hopeful voice saying my name in question of when I would be joining her. This new tragedy waiting to bloom was nothing short of a poorly disassembled man converted to a slothy looking woman. It wasn't just her apperence, but the blatant daddy issues and the rotten smells she would release. I quickly found that she wanted me as a puppy, and with every effort I tried to spell out to her that I am happily taken, and I am only there to work. She was cunning though, and manipulating key people, she weaseled a position for me to be stuck near her daily. What she didn't know though, was I had reenforcement on the way.

I don't need a girlfriend i just want to be hugged

>>738492296
Opportunity opened up for my GF to change jobs as well, and this enraged this feminine manbeast. Her sneer became more aggressive, she would snip at anyone who even coughed. She had her team of minions as well and as they tried to bottleneck me, to put my GF away, and force me to witness this beast as if it were my future, I hatched my escape. A devious plan to undermine her while simultaneously exiting with unemployment benefits. This time my plan worked in my favor, and as it would turn, the experiences of these two faced cunts provided direction to a better place. And now, as I lay casually on the couch in my new life of success and bliss, I ponder how much longer we can last. A relationship built on friendship, strengthened by tempering, and proven it's self to be everything we hoped for our whole lives, yet... There's lurking in the shadows and the corners another who has a new sort of craft. This one of a more alluring infatuation. An addictive quality that is hard to ignore...

>>738492727
A hug was how my relationship started. Just co-workers who felt lonely, then...
>>738491128
>>738491432
>>738491846
>>738492296
>>738492822

>>738483803
Gay

Well, about 40% of that story is true.

It's like when your sitting in math class and you get asked "what's 2+2?" And when you say four you get told your wrong, when you ask why your wrong your told your in trouble for not knowing why your wrong and it's right about then that you realize you will be practicing multiplication alone tonight.

you get her nudes and are able to release them to 4chan whenever you want

>>738483803
A lot of work to get someone to suck your dick and fuck every once in a while. Then again those are nice things.

>>738483911
This might be the saddest most accurate depiction of a relationship ive ever read

>>738493801
Usually that's not realizing the selfishness of your approach. Givers are getters as long as they give without expectations.

Seems convoluted but it's an art with great payoff

>>738493947
This times a million

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ITT: people who can't maintain a girlfriend so they will tell other people not to get one.

lot of manbabies in here

>>738483803
I suppose it depends on the girl, but since I've only had (and still do) one, I can only tell you about the nice ones, not that I've never had bad times with her, or that I'm always happy, but our relationship as a whole is pretty great

You have someone who cares about you, you can talk to about anything you want, someone to make you feel loved and wanted, to keep you warm at night, to just hold close when you need it, someone to enjoy some time together with, someone who is nice to you, or if they can't, isn't mean at the very least.
She is there when I need her, and when I need time alone, she understands as well, so it'S not like she'S with me all the time and just an annoying package that I have to drag around.

>>738494282
Yep, that's what these threads typically are. Emotional support groups for the forever-alone

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>>738486842
Kekked hard at that

>>738491621
the "some reason" is always someone else.

>>738483803
Shockingly similar to having a friend who's female.

A co-worker once told me, "Man, girlfriends are expensive."

Joke was on me since I've never had one, soo...

22 yo virgin kissless man (?) here.
Should I go to a hooker or would that be a bad idea ?
If I should go, what's the price range I should expect to not end up with some baboon ?

>>738494727
No. Your male friend doesn't have leverage against you.

>>738483803

never had one because of social anxiety, hopefully I can get over this shit soon :/

>>738483803
lol i think i know that girl

>>738495834
Nah you probably just know someone who looks like her. girls who look like that are like a dime a dozen

its nice having somthing to fuck but one pussy takes its toll on us. and if ur gf is sexy hot shes usually a crazy bitch.... once u have a gf u will notice more single girls approaching you flirting with you than when u were single... its a strange thing

Not worth, my girl broke up with me the other day cause I'm going to a lynyrd skynyrd concert. Fuck that noise bro

>>738495811
did you hear about cbd oil? component from cannabis

its expensive

>>738483803
Boring except for the constant, random blowjobs and things I would normally consider rape

>>738483803
A waste of time, money and stressful.

>>738491618
suk a dick fuk stain

always date liek 18 women ata time

16 of them wil be cunty

and 2 will keep ur dik wet

then cycle thru