Dubs decides what I text back.

>>738476360
Say that you love eating dicks more than real food

Do you like Huey Lewis and The News?
Their early work was a little too 'new-wave' for my taste, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own - both commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humour. In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is 'Hip To Be Square', a song so catchy most people probably don't listen to the lyrics - but they should! Because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself!

>>738477622
Hory shiet

>>738477622
nice

>>738477777

>>738477744
Double dubs

>>738476360
I love sucking horse dick

>>738477622
better fucking deliver that manifesto, op.

>>738477622
bumping

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delivered, waiting

>>738478253
yep.

It's such a lovely day I just got paid stack em up be on my way, dr jones 4:13 old test

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>>738478253
fuck, forgot pic

make her send a picture of her feet

Bumperino.

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"Do you measure up to this?"

Dubs get

>>738478677
send pic as well op kek

>>738478677
fuuuck, I'll deliver, one sec

Moral question: Are niggers people?

my name jeff

"ok, all jokes aside, I'm super into you and have been for a while. We should go out for some coffee soon."

>>738478944
do it

>>738478944
this and only this

>>738478944
>>738478677
>>738477622
so many dubs

>>738479077
OP has got a novel to reply with

the dubs in this thread god damn
if this is dubs just do this >>738478944

Send loli

>>738479161
He is not escaping >>738478677

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My name is Ian. Not Patrick.

>>738479260
he can't escape either
now if this one is dubs >>738478677

>>738479306
You posted her number mastermind

>>738479306
Now do >>738478944

"You're way to old for me anyway"

>>738479306
Oh shit we have the number OP what have you done

>>738479496
fuuuuck

>>738479306
>>738479496
no one text that number until after this thread is over.
cant have them onto us

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>>738479306
top kek

>>738476360
mind giving us context?

>>738479496
Everyone spam the shit out of her

>>738479306
OH FUCK THIS LINKS UP THE GUY WHO SAID THE HUEY LEWIS THING WAS CALLED PATRICK BATEMAN

>>738479550
Good point
>>738479612
not until the thread is over

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>>738478944
Delivered.

>>738479627
good spot

>>738479689
Now we wait,you better post that response

>>738479577
Nice dubs, and some1 just texted me. I didn't know the number, so of course, 4chan is the thing I immediately go to.

>>738479689
OP's got a coffee date

Fuck, anons, I didn't thibk straight and messaged her. What now?

>>738479800
and everyone else her number

good deal

>>738479800
with a feminist land whale

>>738479862
Fuuck

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>>738479841

>>738479892
mods

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>>738479841
Cunt.

>>738479941
Sigh....roll

>>738479892
fuck off

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>>738479892

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>>738479955

>>738479892
Is this really legit?

>>738479955
but i didn't hear a no

just looked the number up and found the facebook account linked to it.

Looks like OP's got a date with a hotty

nigger
sorrry! my tourettes

>>738480125
>>738480049
>>738479974
>>738479939
>>738479929
This isn't a watch thread you fucks

>>738479955
"You'll be screaming 'GOD YES!' afterwards ;)"

>>738480183
Post the FB?

>>738480183
post it

>>738480202
reroll

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Yeah, it's true. Sorry guys, i'm a newfag and a cuck, so I obviously have premature texting ejaculation

>>738479955
What's wrong with coffee? Do you think going out for coffee means I want to fuck you? I'm not like other guys. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen! I'm ready to treat you right with a beautiful date on the town, like a gentleman should for such a deserving woman.

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No text, just the pic

Dubs get

>>738480270
nice job faking op.
but gj delivering.

>>738480298
reroll

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>>738480206
please help me understand what you meant

>>738480270
faggot

>>738480295
re-rolling for this.

>>738480377
ahaha win xD

>>738480388
Dubs get, I appreciate your support

>>738480295
roll

>>738480295
please, for the love of god, send her this

rolling for it.

>>738480295
roll for this white knight

>>738480385
What the fuck man? Who the fuck do you think you are?

>>738477622
>>738477744
>>738478677
>>738478944
>>738479077
>>738479577
>>738479800
>>738479955
>>738480377
So. Many. Dubs.

>>738480270
Vai limpa o cu com serrote

>>738480450
hey, 77 came before...

>>738480377
do it

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>>738480388
winner winner chicken dinner

>>738480540
True, although my answer could get some decent results, instead of a picture of head.

>>738479892
kys

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>>738480379
delivering

>>738480671
"Yes. Do you need some?"

>>738480809
ROLL

>>738480809
rolling for this

>>738480809
roll

I swear to god if you say no to coffee I will end my life right now. (No joke) I will actually fucking kill myself.

>>738480809
rolling

>>738480809
rolling for this

>>738480385
What the fuck man? Who the fuck do you think you are?

>>738480809
rollerino's

>>738480887
roll

>>738480887
roll

>>738480887
Roll

>>738480671
>>738480540
Proof we fucked it up.

>>738480887
rollin

When I'm lonely at night, sometimes I think of you while fucking my dog.

>>738480887
rerill

>>738480809
Rolling

>>738480809
role

>>738480809
rollrollroll

>>738481011
WINRAR

>>738480996
roll

>>738480270
Why on earth would you fucking do that you fucking dumbass, you're probably the type of fag that ruins everythingeverything.

>>738481011
Delivering in a sec.

>>738480887
ROOL for this

>>738481011
congratulations!

>>738480996
roll

>>738480887
Roll

>>738480887
Rolling for this after the drugs quote. Send back to back

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Delivered.

>>738480887
RickROLL

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Cmon guys lets scare the shit of her

>>738480996
r-r-r-ooollll

>>738481199
"Baby, don't do this. We can fuck things out like we always do"

do YOU NOT KNOW WHO i AM? I might as well end it all now. I always used to look at you and dream that one day my dick could be in your mouth.

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Samson Le wants to fuck you

>>738481202
You're an autistic faggot, faggot

OP you said your name was Ian you fucking liar

>>738480996
Roll

NO PLEASE DONT LEAVE IM JUST JOKING. Now that I have your attention can I acquire some of your sweet breast milk.

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Baby, let Samson Le smash your ass

"call my brother right now and tell him I have bad diarrhea and need to be picked up and wiped down"

>>738480887
roll

>>738480887
Roll

>>738481366
My name is Ian dummy, she got the wrong #

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Samson Le is slick as heck

>>738480887
Roll for winrar

>>738480887
rollin for this

Rolling~

kill yourself bitch

IM SORRY I DIDNT MEAN THIS WAS JUST A PRANK BRO

>>738480887
roll

>>738480887
roll

>>738480887
ROLL (dub gods)

>>738481563
Fuck this faggot

im actually a goasty goast

>>738480887
rolll

>>738481600
Winrar!!

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Play xbox with the almighty Samson Le

samplanet10

delicious milks from the fatboob

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>>738481600
WinRAR congrats

Either we have sex, which doesn't even have to be consentual, or I'm just gonna fap to your Facebook pics. You decide.

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>>738481600
Delivering in a sec. The captcha was about bridges. Very fitting.

>>738481600
Come on OP! Let's guilt trip this bitch into fucking coffee!!

>>738481600
Cmon OP the dub lords have spoken

I'm coming to your house

>>738481785
roll

"Fuck you, Rebecca!"

maybe but i also have a pretty sizeable dick

>>738481874
fucking rolll this bitch

>>738481824
OP Here, delivered

>>738481927
Roll

>>738481874
rolll

>>738481824
I'm on my way over and I want you on your fucking hands and knees, ass up face down in the hallway, ass facing the dorr when I arrive. You better not let me down, bitch.

Looks like I'm gonna be in you in like 30 min then

>>738481874
Yo, someone dox her address, ill post her address in the text and say I'm coming

>>738481874
roll

>>738481874
rollllling

im in a difficult place right now and what i really need is your soft wetness

>>738482025
Doooo ittttt

>>738481990
gib dubs

let me just smell your hair

>>738481927
roll

>>738481874
dubs dubs dubs rolling

>>738481785
reroll

i just want to be loved by you

>>738481927
rolling

>>738481874
just give me dubs.roll

>>738481874
Bandele-ROLL of fire

>>738482025
rolling for dox

I like you, but before I ask you out, I need to know if you have ever had sex with a black guy. I don't want to waste time on a nigger lover.

>>738481927
Rollo

I MISS YOU LET ME FEEL YOUR HEARTBEAT

I'm like Bill Cosby. I don't take no for an answer.

>>738482144
Chicken dinner

>>738482144
winrar?

>>738482144
DING DING DING WINNER

>>738482177
winrawr xd

>>738482144
winner

My grandma died I just need someone to talk to

I think about you when I'm pooping on the toilet. I don't wipe afterwards and fonger myself

>>738482177
winrar

>>738476360
I want to watch you get fucked by a nigger.

your body is ripe for my pollen

>>738482144
OP Here. Dox? Yes, no?

>>738482177
Dubs

>>738482304
woah there nelly

>>738482177
winner

>>738482339
do it faggot, obviously

>>738480996
Roll

"I've been told I need to stop giving people ultimatums, but I can't help myself. So either you come to coffee with me, or I chain you to the support beam in my basement."

>>738482177
We got a winrar.

>>738480295
stop betaing OP

>>738482410
OP here, doxxing b back soon

>>738482544
We love you OP. Have all of our babies

>>738482544
better deliver

>>738482544
She lives in Zone 1 in NYC from what truthfinder said, but that's obviously not specific at all

Just tell her you're coming over for her anal pudding

OP hasnt delivered

this thread is blessed. you have a 75% percent chance of getting dubs now.

Also, dubs get

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>>738483653
FUCK

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>>738483653
Get.
>>738483572
Just did. Gave up on Doxxing, but she's in manhattan.

>>738483781
mother of god

>>738483781
Or at least NY.

>>738483781
'gave up on doxxing'

so you didnt fucking deliver

I guess it's time to start spamming her then

>>738484093
It would've taken far too much time. Thread woulda 404'd.

Make sure the tables are clean because I'm going to make sure to break each table i fuck you on

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number immortalized on /b/ forever. someone get nudes and blackmail

>>738480270
vai toma no cu rapa

>>738484236
pussyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Define doxxing to this newfag virgin

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She's in NYC, wherever the fuck this is. OP is I, this is sorta delivering.

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Let's get some info

>>738479306
MARTHA

near New York, NY

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She replied. Yay.

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what the fuck is going on here

I'm from brazil and this dumb bitch haven't realized this yet

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>>738484999

>>738485630
A lotta weird shit

>>738485630
lol

my small impotent dick is going to be in your mouth once i get there

>>738485953
roll

Martha, I am going to shove my "small impotent dick" into your mouth when I get to your shed.

>>738485953
re-roll

>>738485953
roll my dudes

>>738485953
Rolls

>>738485953
this

>>738486072
dubberoos

>>738485953
rolling dubs

>>738485953
rolllll

>>738485953
rolling

>>738486072
someone get some motherfucking dubs goddamnit

>>738486072
rolling

>>738485953
Roll cause why not

>>738485953
rolling

>>738486072
rolling this

>>738485953
trips

>>738486555
trips!

>>738486555
Winrar!!!

>>738486555
gotcha, one sec

>>738486555
tripsfag saved us!

>>738485637
Foda se

>>738485953
Rolls

MOTHERFUCKING roll

No matter what the size, my dick has no match to your Cathedral Vagina

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Delivered.

I FORGOT TO FUCKING QUOTE FUCK

>>738485292
de fuck is going on?

>>738486855
WinRAR!

Ok, OP here, i'm not OP

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>>738486885

you better start warming for the 2 inch rape train

>>738486855
winrar

>>738476360
"Good, good. Let the jizz flow through you."

Say "Look out your window."

>>738487083
reroll

i'd like to start over.. im sorry.. i swear baby.. that waasnt me..

It was my hetero flexible semi retarded brother who is a trap.

i would never talk to an angel like that in a bad way,m'lady..

I respect women too much to do something like that, 'adjusts bowtie'., 'smiles nervously' ,walks 'away awkwardla,''comes back with a grin'

I'm in love, I say..


With you ... ..

lets make a family and be together forever...???

'tips fedora'

>>738487083
roll

>>738487083
ROLLING

"This is going to be your face when im done with you"

>>738487135

rollan

>>738487083
rolling for this

>>738487165
rolling

>>738487135
hetero wot? don't do drugs, kid

>>738487083
Rerollin

>>738487083
rerollerino

>>738487165
rolleo

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>>738487161

>>738487083
rolling trips

>>738487229
its a thing,brah..(33 years old today)

rolling : >>738487165

>>738487083
rerolll

>>738487135
Rolling

>>738487083
rolll

>>738487083
roll

>>738487135
rolleo

>>738487289
Literally no one cares

>>738487135
Rollz

>>738477744
triple double

>>738487135
lets roll

>>738487083
roolan

>>738487135
rol it upz

>>738487083
rol

>>738487135
dubs get

rollin>>738487083

>>738487421
dubs

>>738487083
trips

"Can you see me outside?"

And if she answers no:

"Good"

>>738487083
rolling on the river

>>738487454
trips

>>738487083
rolling

>>738487135
roll for this dink

>>738487083
rolling stones

>>738487083
roll

>>738487457
this

>>738487421
rrrooooolllllleeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooo

>>738487083
rollz

>>738487083
how do I still not have dubs

>>738487457
necessary roll

>>738487457
Rolling

>>738487457
rolliu