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i say shotato, still awake edition

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i say shotato, still awake edition
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and still dying
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>>738472705
I am dying to, just not fast enough for my liking.
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>>738472830
i'm estimating in the next couple hours, personally.
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And the clouds are red and pink like they're wearing a tube of lipstick

And the sun is dimming while dipping a toe into the Pacific

Just give me a hot jacuzzi, a spliff, and we'll watch a movie

I'm spiffy man, and in a jiffy I'm lifted and living groovy
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I'm a groupie to the good life
Just trying to find my taste of paradise
I don't need the whole pie
Just trying to find my little slice
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>>738473244
big if true
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I found the Fountain of Youth and went skinny-dipping up in it

I pick up my lucky pennies, epiphanies every minute

I run the money to Coinstar and with the cash from the ticket I snatched whatever my homies want at Denny's and I kick it until the motherfuking sunrise

So many folks I love right here
But it hasn't been a good night
Until the shit gets kind of weird
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I got a stylist Private Island inside of my mind the size of Hawaii and when I'm vibing you're likely to find me deep in my psyche hiding out peepin a Flying V of neon Pelicans filling the Psychedelic Horizon like
"Wow, what just happened? I'll please have what he is having. How can I come ride that wave?"
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>>738473923
*Stylish
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>>738473990
well you really fucked that up, didn't you?
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>>738474034
No, Google Voice did.
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you guys are kinda lewd
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Y'all need to fucking post something here. my faggot ass is stuck in traffic so I'm counting on you to make sure I don't kill myself in a fit of boredom
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>>738474492
stfu faggot
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>>738474492
I'm more than "kinda" lewd, honey.
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>>738474581
Ok
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>>738474708
Thank you.
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>>738474695
way too terribly lewd for a moral, christian thread.
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Spiderman pls help.
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Why are boys so cute?
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>>738474830
because of your repressed homosexuality
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Oh shit, I almost forgot:

Don't give a damn if I'm damp I dance in the rain I decided to celebrate like the sky is dumping champagne on me

Paint every clap of Thunder as Heaven popping a bottle

Jumping in, paddling the deepest puddles I strap on my goggles
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>>738475090
Why are you posting a Touhou doujin?
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>>738475163
Image limit.
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GET
ON
MY
LEVEL
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>>738474764
But what could be more Christian than molesting little boys?
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>>738475431
imagine crashing and dying and the police find a shota thread open on your phone

i'd kill myself tbh
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>>738475608
You would kill yourself after you die in a car wreck? Damn, you want to die even more than me
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Would this be considered cute, or lewd?
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>>738475808
how is that lewd in literally any way
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>>738475863
He's trying to open and close his mouth to clear out the cum he just shot in there without waking him up ofc.
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>browsing through previous threads trying to work out which anons and which and wtf they were talking about
this is some CSI type shit except i'm left even more confused than before
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Discord ? :0
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>>738472705
You are not, you need to take a nice long hot bath, some tea and snack, then stretch out and relax, maybe get someone to work on your back. And also fap, no really, it's about the best exercise you can do when sick, especially edging to really fire up the old hormones.
You could be working getting better, I can't reach far enough to make you so just do a thing!
>>738475431
You two are killing me today, ffs.
I'm just starting to know you, pls dun die
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Should have been could have been would have been dead if I didn't get the message going to my head. I am what I am, most motherfukers don't give a damn. All baby, think you can? Be my boy, I'll Be Your Man.
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>>738476626
i already went for a bath last night

and idk, sounds like a lot of effort when i could just get in bed and curl up and hope i feel better when i wake
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Someone full of fun do me till I'm well done. Little Bo Peep coming from my stun gun. Beware, take care, most motherfukers have a cold-ass stare.
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>>738476143
That's the fun though, plus if we all got namesync, faggotry would have less to complain about, and that would be cruel
Also not cause level, but can still be decently engaging, I'm still whittling down some of the new or more apparent posters
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Oh baby please be there, suck my kiss cut me my share
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>>738477024
well namesync would certainly clear up some questions i now have from those threads lol
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