>green text thread Post your stories

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Not mine but it's pretty gucci

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>>738471911

>>738472043
wheres part 2?

>>738472043
continue pls

>>738472043
m8 please I must know what happens, is it a good ending

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>>738472949
>>738473179

Here you go

>>738473723
is this b8

>>738472043

where the fuck is the rest of it dammit???

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1/2

>be
>me
>walking down the street, having a great day
>look at ground
>there is fucking huge turnip laying in a middle of walkway
>take it
>It's weird and smelly
>looks kind of like dragon fruit
>thought to myself
>"Wow! That turnip must come from space!"
>carry it and continue walking
>notice woman of my dreams walking on the other side of road
>She noticed me
>comes to me and put her headphones off
>"Hey Anon! Is that thing you posted on Facebook today true?"
>remember
>my gay ass friend took my phone today
>posted "I have nice green ribbon in my house"
>reply to qt
>"no, that was joke"
>She looks at me unpleased
>"well, I thought it could work out for us... but now?"
>fuckwhatnow.exe
>"Hey, at least I have this huge space turnip!"
>start to peel space turnip
>"i don't care about your stupid turnip"
>we were walking around all this time, now we come around corner
>enter some kind of market square
>every fucking person I know sits here
>qt starts walking away in anger
>I toss my turnip behind me, and yell
>"I can always buy some ribbons for you!"
>she's not responding
>people look at us
>some of them say her what she's doing is wrong
>She just walks away
>I stay silent
>walk away with head down
>I'm sad
>I lost woman of my dreams
>and a fucking huge space turnip
>FeelsBadMan.jpg

And this is not even my weirdest dream

>be
>me
>walking down the street, having a great day
>look at ground
>there is fucking huge turnip laying in a middle of walkway
>take it
>It's weird and smelly
>looks kind of like dragon fruit
>thought to myself
>"Wow! That turnip must come from space!"
>carry it and continue walking
>notice woman of my dreams walking on the other side of road
>She noticed me
>comes to me and put her headphones off
>"Hey Anon! Is that thing you posted on Facebook today true?"
>remember
>my gay ass friend took my phone today
>posted "I have nice green ribbon in my house"
>reply to qt
>"no, that was joke"
>She looks at me unpleased
>"well, I thought it could work out for us... but now?"
>fuckwhatnow.exe
>"Hey, at least I have this huge space turnip!"
>start to peel space turnip
>"i don't care about your stupid turnip"
>we were walking around all this time, now we come around corner
>enter some kind of market square
>every fucking person I know sits here
>qt starts walking away in anger
>I toss my turnip behind me, and yell
>"I can always buy some ribbons for you!"
>she's not responding
>people look at us
>some of them say her what she's doing is wrong
>She just walks away
>I stay silent
>walk away with head down
>I'm sad
>I lost woman of my dreams
>and a fucking huge space turnip
>FeelsBadMan.jpg

And this is not even my weirdest dream

>>738474167
>>738474189
Ffs fuck my internet connection

Does anybody have that story where a guy fucks a dead kid after his city was hit by a tornado or something that ruined his city?

>>738475973
WTF

>>738476120
Are you new here ?

>>738476162
>4Chan
>Where only newfags don't fuck dead children.

>>738476162
No, just haven't seen that one yet and it surprised me.

>>738476333
Nice numbers

Best green text Ive seen

Tree Crows vs Ground Crows
Freaking a guy out by placing Bananas everywhere

I just never seem to save them..

>>738472043
Moar?

>>738476850
I read that one fucking hilarious

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>>738476850

>>738477104
thanks anon, saved to my folder

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tard stories

>>738477483
do you have the story of neal by chance

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>>738477577
I wish

>>738472821

the real question is, how did this guy know his sons boyfriends dick was six inches long

>>738472043
c'mon man...you can't leave us hangin like this

>>738472043
come on where is it

>>738475604

jesus christ this is amazinh

I got the black and gold one for free. You just need to pay for shipping.
>Free

>>738478771
kek

>>738479630
>>738478834

>>738477092
What a pos lmao

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>>738478834
>>738479630
how did it bypass the all-knowing captcha??

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this was posted on /ck/ a few days ago

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>>738477577
>>738478007
ANON DELIVARS

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Got more of these than I thought, anyone lurking?

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I'll dump if anyone is interested

>>738480258
>>738480322
im here

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someone bump for me please every so often so it doesnt sage

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>be me
>be Samson Le
>be god

>>738474189
This isn't your story.

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It can be any greentext, not just YLYL right

>>738481081
If you got more like this, post as much as you want.

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>>738481081
That's all I have except for /x/ stuff, I'll post it too if you want, just lemme know.

>>738481524
interested

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>>738472043
What the fuck anon? Part2

>>738481524
send ittttt

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>>738481733
Hey phoneposter, just a tip: greentexts never repost well. When you save them in your phone, it downgrades the resolution an makes it hard to read.

>>738481081
thank you anon i missed the end of this one

>>738475973
nobody?

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>>738479630
>>738478834
Sounds great! Where do I send the money?

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>>738475973
>>738482694

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>>738479904

>>738473657
just read this entire thing out loud to my friend over discord. I got an applause. Nice story! we laughed!

>>738482047
you were in that thread?

>>738473657
Not sure why but i read that in a southern accent, and God Bless Ignacio

>>738483491
was lurking until i fell asleep

>>738483597
cool, glad I was able to get it to you. that was a good thread.

>>738483709
you're a true anon

>>738476850
Pineapple. Random pineapple.

>>738477760
surprisingly funny

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>>738481797
Worth the fucking read.

i have a story that happened to me but its kind of long and its footfaggy

any interest?

>>738484802
yeah go for it

>>738480258
I love this

>>738484802
>i have a story
Just fucking post it man

>>738480531
effin ebin classic

>>738481081
I haven't fapped for 4 days. I've been avoiding porn threads and I came across this. Fuck you for posting this but thanks too.

>>738485222
lost

>>738472223
I mean, its a cat.
I fucking hate those ungrateful pieces of shit myself.

>>738475604
>chef boy r dumb
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I lost

>>738485222
lame

Anyone got the story of an anon and Kelly the cow?

>>738485222
I'm on a tablets so no greentext
Be me
Be femanon
At bfsfarm or something
Go to get eggs for his grandparents cake
He sends me to get them he has to piss
Get horny
Take egg
Stuff in vag
Slurps it up
Oh fuck.jpeg
Get the rest of the eggs
leave and somehow forget after a while
A few weeks later
Feel rumbling in vag
Wat
Oh shit wait nigga
Oh no
No
Not this
fucking baby chick pops out doesn't hurt much for some reason
Call bf
Delivers baby with shameful look
We break up
Have just the chick
I love my son
Care for him

I still have him to this day

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>>738484848
>>738484960
>be me
>footfag
>with my ex who was then my gf
>7/10 petite skinny latina
>already told my gf about my foot fetish
>shes not into it
>doesnt let me do anything with her feet because it makes her uncomftorable
>feelsbadman
>one day at her house
>on the couch watching tv with her and her single mom
>6/10 super thicc latina ass and curvy body but garbage butterface
>gf goes out to pick up some food
>her mom gets in the shower
>im all alone
>go into gf's room and get her socks out
>start sniffing and jacking off
>hear a loud gasp and instantly turn around
>gf's mom
>oh shit
>she looks pissed
>anon what are you doing?
>im sorry im sorry im sorry
>tells me to go in the kitchen right now
>rush off into the kitchen
>in the kitchen im panicing
>gfs mom said she was looking for a towel and she walked in and saw me jacking off with one of my gfs socks in my face
>asks me if i like socks
>im silent
>tells me if i tell her the truth she'll keep this between us but if i lie or dont tell she'll have to tell my gf
>tell her about me having a foot fetish and gf not being okay with it so i have to hold my own
>she apologizes
>says shes really sorry that i cant express my urges at such a young age
>puts her foot on my crotch and starts rubbing my dick through my pants
>asks if thats okay
>i'm fucking panicing
>i say i guess yeah

cont.

>>738472043
>car park in front of her home

>>738477760
fuck me thats funny

>>738476850
pineapple. not banana.

>>738486184
I mean
that's not how store eggs work but ok

>>738486527
Bitch I was on a farm with real eggs
I incubated a fucking egg with my vag and gave chicken childbirth

>>738486184
Wow go microwave your tablet for a good 20 minutes please.

anyone got the bane halloween guy from /fit/

>>738486276
Please continue

>>738486720
No

>>738476333
No you retard because the story has been posted hundreds of times

>>738486702
dude (you aren't fem nigga) that's some fucked up fetish you got goin on there

>>738486868
If you're not going to do that, could you please set your tablet on the ground, could you find a window (above some nice hard concrete is best) and frisbee toss it as far as you can and never post on 4chan again? Try to shatter that bitch.

>>738486720
Ilike to stuff him in my vag when he's naughty
Feels really good
He literally sleeps in there
thinking about incubating more

>>738487090
Fuck you my son loves his mom

>>738486276

gogogogogogogo

>>738487011
I am fem fam

>>738486184
chicken with timestamp or it didnt happen

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>>738486856
>she asks if i want some help with my problem
>uhm sure
>she tells me to unzip
>unzip and take my dick out
>she starts stroking it with her feet like she's done it a million times before
>holy fuck it felt so good
>cum way early
>she gets up and says thank god i found you before i showered right haha
>haha yeah
>she goes into the shower
>clean myself up
>gf comes home
>dont tell her anything
>still panicing at this point that her mom will tell her
>fast forward a week later
>at gfs place eating dinner
>her mom starts rubbing my dick with her feet under the table
>drop my fork under the table and start kissing and licking her feet as much as i can in the span of five seconds
>get back up in my chair and she starts rubbing my dick again
>eventually i just started going over to see my gfs mom instead of my gf for footplay
>must've done it 15 or 20 times
>then gf cheats on me
>yeah ironic isnt it
>dump her
>realizes after this means no more of her moms footplay
>haven't seen either since

feels fucking bad man i'd kill to get back into that rythm

>>738487141
Could you get a belt and a sturdy support to hang yourself on? I'll allow you to keep your tablet if you livestream it.

>>738487307
Get a fuckin timestamp going then
i still don't believe this incubation fetish bullshit

>>738487312
I'm on a tablet i cant post pictures but it happened on exactly may 7 thru may 30 2016

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>>738487531
what fucking kind of tablet do you have

>>738487317
>>738486276

The dream

>>738487617
Nook

>>738487307
tits or gtfo whore

>>738487753
My son saw that assface

>>738487850
well fuck him too

>>738487317
>>738486276

Should have waited to tell her about it tbh, no girl turns down foot rubs etc, she probably would have been more down with it if you told her after that you enjoyed giving her foot massages etc.

>>738487713
do you have any other ways to take pictures?

>>738488000
dub trips says tits or gtfo

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>>738475973
I remember that one.
Reminds me of this one.

>>738488014
If I wasn't dirt poor I would

>>738475604
lost on cleats being the closest thing to dress shoes fuuuuuck

>>738488080
theres a shame that the strongest soap won't wash off the soul.

>>738479900
Good lord.

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heres a good one

>>738472223
lost

>>738475604
>Bon appetit wanna fuck?
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
My fucking sides

>>738488754
look at the 11th post in this thread
Not complaining just wondering if you have part 2

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>>738475973
>>738476120
>>738482694
>>738488080

>>738474091
I need to see the second part

>>738489188
i was in the thread, that was all there was

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>>738489408
2metal4me

>>738475604
Greatest greentext I've ever read. Thank you anon

Anyone have the one of the loli neighbor girl hanging out with the anon that starts accidentally giving him a foot job, gets really into it, and suddenly gets embarrassed when he does it back and notices how wet she is?

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>>738489408

>>738489408
interesting

>>738471911
Purdy good. God i think ima watch some bob ross on netflix

>>738486184
This is impossible and probably not for the reason you think

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>>738476850
It was pineapples and here.

FUCKING PHONE.... CROWS DIDNT SAVE. REEEEEE..

Anyone else have or do i spend an hour crowtext hunting?

>>738477yaaaaas

>>738472043
YOU BITCH

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>>738490892
try this anon
also https://gyazo.com/556398789a9cb123a24e1a06529179b3

>>738490036
surely someone must have it

>be me
>nough said

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>>738489408
doing exactly the same shit here

>>738480826
Laosian af

>>738490353
explain

>>738475604
This made my day

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>>738479839

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>>738489408

>>738473657
This is fucking amazing

>>738487141
>my vag
Shit bait. Gtfo

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>>738476850

>>738479839
shieeeeeeeeeet

>>738491698
>you
>who the fuck are you anon

>Be freshman in high school
>Routinely fucking senior chick who lives a couple of houses away
>Said chick has a boyfriend who's a senior
>He has no idea he's been getting cucked by a freshman
>Be home alone one Saturday morning
>About to get in shower
>Hear doorbell
>Use towel to cover my lower half and run downstairs
>Open door to see the boyfriend, looking pissed as fuck, with the girlfriend in hot pursuit begging him not to do anything
>Senior boyfriend is a pretty muscular dude
>Girlfriend stops and goes quiet a few feet behind the bf
>Standoff
>All three of us standing silently
>We all know some bad shit is about to
happen
>I'm in panic mode, trying to think of a way out of it
>Idea
>Let towel drop to ground, exposing my full naked body
>Boyfriend is shocked and stunned
>Use the window I had just created to punch him
>I have you now
>Continue fighting him and beating the shit out of him while naked, in front of entire neighborhood
>Eventually get him on the ground
>Pin him and hit him a few more times
>Move forward
>Slap my dick all over his face
>Shove it down his throat
>Silently get up and walk back inside
>Take shower
>Never spoken of again

>be me
>15ish
>hang out with girl and my friend at girls pool
>girls dad had cancer but hes recovering
>messing around, rough housing
>girls dad comes out and says to calm down
>pool noodle ends up ripping somehow
>gets blamed
>girls dad demands a dollar to pay for a new noodle and an apology in person
>refuse and never go back
>find out a year later girls dads cancer was back and terminal
>he dies
>he died and I never apologized or paid him
>I win

>>738481081
This happened yesterday? How'd I miss it?

>>738487317
her right foot is fucked up

Ill give a bump

Been in this thread for the past 7 hours. Not disappointed. Also bump

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>be me
>start work at new job a couple of months ago as intern
>grill starting as intern same day as me and a couple other people (Some for each department)
>solid 7/10
>interns eat lunch together don't know anyone else, me and her start a chatting
>2 months pass start getting closing at work
>still in the 'work friend' zone and need to bring it to the next level
>I and her become good friends with another girl who works there who happens to have a boyfriend
>she brings this boyfriend everywhere so whenever we hang out outside at work it becomes an instant double date
>go to a water park one weekend and get shit faced
>me and grill end up holding hands in back seat of car
>didn't think much of it in drunk state
>couple of days pass and she asks if i wanna play tennis after work
>wat.jpeg
>never played tennis before
>"yeah sure i love tennis"
>go and play actually pretty fun, courts are within walking distance of my house so i ask her to come over
>get home and put a movie on
>one thing leads to another and we are making out
>feel my dick become solid adamantium in my pants
>wearing gym shorts from tennis so it's incredibly noticeable
>it was still only like 5pm at this point so the room is very well lit
>She notices my titanium rod right away
>can tell she's really into it
>starts rubbing slowly through my gym shorts slowly
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>we end up stripping each other and she straddles on top of me
>i always have sex with condoms since a pregnancy scare from when i was high school
>when she sees I'm making my way to get them she stops me
>"anon i really don't like it when guys wear condoms, i had an IUD so there's no chance i can get pregnant"
>contimplate for a second but agree
>penetrate her slowly, feels fucking amazing
>have some of the best sex i've ever had
>blam inside of her
she packs her tennis shit and says she needs to go feed her dogs or some shit
>dont really acknowledge it at work

Few days pass

> Wake up to pee one morning

Cont.?

any more ?

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>>738471911

>>738475973
I have it somewhere let me find it

>>738499270
pls

>>738499270
yes

>>738499270
You're in a greentext thread faggot, the answer is obviously yes

>>738499270
Bump

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>>738500239
Come on niggers, post more