u know what it do, dubs decides

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>>738454738
Send this

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>>738454738
:^)

Then go find one, stupid ugly cunt

>>738454780
lets try that again
send ":^)" and the picture

>>738454776
Roll

>>738454812
Reroll

>>738454776
Rolll

I'm currently broke so you'll have to spot me some cash for rubbers.

>>738454776
Roll

>>738454812
roll

>>738454812
this

>>738454912
IT SHALL BE SO

>>738454738

allright. I'll give you 200 per week and you succ me 5 times per week.

i want to hang you by your pussy lips

>>738454776
Reroll

>>738454738

cash for ass?

>>738454812
roller

Good, cause I'm about as horny as the unicorn's head

Now just to clarify, when you talk about "sugar" you really mean meth right?

how big are them beef curtains ya dumb cunt

Well good luck, as your way below my pay grade.

>>738455031
^^^^^^^
smooth

If you wanna be my baby girl you gotta be able to put your tongue two inches deep in my asshole

>>738454738

we should fight the forces of dark together. but first we need to fuck.

>>738455031
with a horse cock to match ;)

>>738455069

Any other time I'd be happy with 69.

Roll

Have you ever been so far as to even try to do look more like?

tell her to first i want to get to know you ill pay you 100$ for each correct answer ask her about her hair what the weather is random shit nomatter what she says say WRONG

>>738454738
Good because my dick is like a horn and I'm in to unicorn role play. Let me spear you.

>>738455041
pls

>>738454776
Holy shit kek roll

Look elsewhere ugly cunt

>>738454776

you cant send pictures that are in your phone over tinder

only whats in that "GIF" button to the bottom left

>>738455162
rr

Why aren't the dubs rolling in?

>>738455233

winrar...

>>738455233
/b/ has spoken !!1!!!11111!

>>738455233
winrar

Unicorns only take virgins. Are you sure you're the right match for me?

>>738454812
Reroll

Send her a Dick pic

>>738454738
Call me daddy

>>738454738

I love talking to you. it makes me feel happy.

>>738454738
Well I don't get my allowance until next Friday, so can you spot me a 20?

>>738455275
roll

>>738454812
Roll

>>738455444
winrar

>>738455429
roll

>>738455429
rawling

Let's cut to brass tacks. How much would it cost to get you in a hotel to have 10 of my mates cum on your face?

Captcha: villa blacktown

>>738455444
oh shit win

>>738455444
Trips and dubs, this trumps all

>>738454738

Can I ask you something? Are you a thief, because you stole my heart…

>>738455429
dubs get

>>738455555
WINRAR

>>738455429
GET

>>738455555
praise them

>>738455555
WITNESSED

>>738455555
Oh shit

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>>738455555
hory shet

>>738455444
Fuuuu
>>738455544
FUUUU
>>738455555
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>738454738

Ok, let’s pretend for a sec that you’re a guy and I’m a hot girl like you. What would you do to try and pick me up?

>>738455429
rawl

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.....

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>>738455555

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You guys are shite

Btw I lost my virginity to my dog

>>738455788
yeet

>>738455788
SHOW US WHAT SHE SAYS BACK OP

jk thotties aren't human beings

>>738455802
roll

>>738455850
reroll

>>738455850
rerolly

>>738455802
roll

>>738455788
"Hey girl, are you a nigger baby? Because I want to rape, kill, and eat you xD xD lol"

>>738455788
Just to verify you're real, can you send a pic with your shoe on your head?

>>738455802
Reroll

>>738455947
this

*starts to dry hump you*

>>738455991
the summerfag is mighty with this one

>>738456044
WINRAR

>>738456044
Winrar

>>738456044
winzip

>>738456044
>>738456099
Double winrar

>>738456099
rip anon

>>738456044
win

>>738456044
windows

>>738456141
Make it a triple

>>738455947
ROLL FOR THIS

>>738456141
reroll

She's not replying, probably giving so tinder suction

>>738455555
Witness!

i pay for winrar

>>738456141
>>738456143
These type of replies dont count newfags

>>738456200
windows exporer

Well you're gonna have to settle for a donkey dick daddy. Hope you have a lot of lube.

>>738455788

you Irish lad? :D

HEIL HITLER!

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>>738454738

is my lucky day

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>>738455555

>>738456210
>She's not replying
That usually happens when you use that line.

>>738454738

“Let’s be honest. I know you like me and I know I like you. What are we going to do about it?”

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No wonder you are all virgins

Have you heard about our lord and saviour Adolf Hitler?

>>738454738

"I have to tell you a little secret: even my grandmother types a text message faster than YOU do. Damn bitch!”

>>738456493
roll

>>738456410
OP, you're not done yet.
>>738456044

>>738456493
reroll

>>738456410
Was just kidding hoe, youre not worth to be loved lol

>>738456493
rereroll

>>738454738

“Hey, me and my friends are about to hang out at a buddy’s place. If you can make it, you’re invited.”

>>738456493
roll

Can you buy me a new suit from Men's Warehouse, mommy?

What's your favorite anime :DD I personally love eromanga-sensei. The MC is sooo kawaii!!

Hey, my friend and I are going to lynch some niggers, wanna come?

Do you want to know about my fedora collection?

How about you show daddy what he's buying?

>>738454738

“You know, I just saw this smelly homeless guy with yellow teeth, these crazy looking eyes, and the most raggedy pair of jeans I’ve ever seen. He reminded me of you!”

Do you want to see my katana?

>>738456709
Reroll

>>738456603
rero

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>>738456603

>>738454738

“Honestly? I like you. You’re a lot of fun to be around and you’re pretty hot too, so let’s go somewhere together already!”

Jess, show me your fucking tits or I'm gonna hurt my little sister

>>738456800

jesus christ

>>738456800
kill me now

>>738456800
this is just sad now

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I am the fish fiddler

OP make sure you include the quotation marks when replying with this.

>>738456874
Re-roll

>>738456603
rollerino