Civilization Thread. I just drew this up so lets get it. Dubs

Gather edible plants

Your advisor suggests you explore. There's a whole world out there!

No the world is scary eat grass

>738445400
w i n r a r

>>738445400
The people start to eat grass. It isn't very filling.

Population: 2
Food: .1 / +.1 Per Turn
Gold: 0 / 0 Per Turn
Faith: 0 / 0 Per Turn

YOUR PEOPLE ARE STARVING!

Bonus Resources:

Perks:

After we are done eating grass i want our man to start pushing dirt into the woman's asshole

>>738445555
Eat a lot more grass

>>738445555
Go explore for more filling grass

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>>738445588
The people explore.
Founds. Woods (2), Fish, More Tasty Grass
Population: 2
Food: .2 / .2 Per Turn
Gold: 0 / 0 Per Turn
Faith: 0 / 0 Per Turn

Bonus Resources:

Perks:

>>738445725
Punch a tree until it falls down

>>738445725
Burn down a tree and harvest its partially charred wood

have sex

fuk each other

Guy aggressively impregnate girl and cut off her arms as food

Push dirt into girls butthole

>>738445725
Drown woman

>>738445725
Set the forest on fire

>>738445725
Chop down tree with dick. Then eat tree. Molest grass.

>>738445725
Woman drowns man

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>>738445206
>technoLOGy

>>738446459
fagGOT

impregnate female

feed grass to fish

Find seeds and have the female start farming

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>>738446400

tree chopped down. gained 5 Wood.
Your citizens dick was mangled in the process, reproduction now impossible.
Your citizens attempt to eat tree, -2 wood.
It isn't edible, so they decide to molest the grass.

The grass feels uncomfortable

Population: 2
Food: -1.6 / .2 Per Turn (-2 every 3 turns for POP)
Gold: 0 / 0 Per Turn
Faith: 0 / 0 Per Turn

Bonus Resources: 3 Wood

Perks:

>>738446794
use penis blood as bait to get fish

>>738446666
WINRAR

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>>738446666
this would be a technological advance, however your citizens have no technology to advance. Enjoy snakes instead.

>>738446929
put snake up woman's vag

Kill and eat the snakes

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>>738446617

feed grass to snakes

Use snake venom to make the man erect, impregnate woman before the man dies.

Eat snakes. Get horny from the hunt. Fuck like rabbits.

You guys suck at this.

>>738447350
Eat grass

We shouldn't have explored.. we would have never ran into the snakes
We should have just eaten more grass. There's plenty of it there

>>738447099
Kek
Then eat grass fed snakes. AGRICULTURE!

>>738445206
Alien vessel crashes into woods killing the alien pilots. No harm is done to the people.

Make a weapon out of wood

We can come back from this.

Kill snakes for food, fuck the girl

Find where in the blue fuck Godzilla is.

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Make fishing rods out of the dick-chopped tree and use snakes as bait to fish

>>738447700
Lawl fucking winner

A random nigger shows up, the woman is intrigued. He looks genetically superior although his intellect lacks substance as he only knows how to throw rocks farther than the other male. She still leaves a puddle of pussy juice at the thought of getting blacked.

Praise new found snakes as gods

Make woman breed with grass impregnate her with grass

attack a fish using a stick

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>>738447834
>Snakes as gods
My sides

>>738447887
reroll

form suicide pact with woman and snakes

Worship snakes and offer them grass

>>738447960
Roll

>>738447741
reroll but the nigger has two dicks

I think OP gave up on us lol
Smoke grass

>>738447986
reroll

>>738447966
>>738447988
WinRar

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Eat the fish, but season them with grass.

>>738447988
hey OP just had to FAP sorry giumme a sec

>>738447986
pls

>>738447988
Or he might be drawing more. Drawing the same things using paint is difficult

>>738448094
why

>>738447986
guys pls help me get her blacked

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The civilization finds the Zulu and gets blacked.

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>>738447966
You begin to worship the snakes, and make them crowns. you offer them grass. they are confused.

the grass is uncomfortable.

NEW RELIGION FOUNDED:
Snekism:

+5 Faith per turn

Perk:
Citizens now immune to disease

Population: 2
Food: -1.4 / .2 Per Turn
Gold: 0 / 0 Per Turn
Faith: 10 / 5 Per Turn

Bonus Resources: 3 Wood

Perks: Citizens Immune to disease

>>738448409
guy: fappin
gurl: fappin


hopin for dubs so much

>>738448318
Mutant Zulu

>>738448409
>snekism
wow Op, that's really creative. At Least they won't die of cancer. Might use that blood to cure the world

>>738448409
Topkek

Now pray they will fix your broken cock and try to reproduce with woman

>>738448409
OP Here, I know i missed some dubs while I was away, but from here on I'll do my best to keep up.

pray for snakes to heal dick

>>738448409
use the snek god's magical semen to impregnate woman. Fuck the dude

pray to snake god for immaculate conception

>>738448409
Eat the snakes to gain their god powers.

catch fish

>>738448670
reroll. Guys if this works we might make our civilization the only non human

>>738448409
Sorry we doubted you OP
carve wood into snake fetishes (sticks) and sharpen the tips

>>738448737
Reroll

>>738448722
Don't forget to sacrifice some to the snek god

>>738448722
waste of dubs

>>738448722
nice ... but way to usefull

>>738448409
Find another civilization to abduct and eat their children.

>>738448670
roll for this and also more grass

>>738448670
Reroll

>>738448826
yeah we might have made the only cross species civilization instead.

Lone black man comes into camp, is enslaved, woman finds him disgusting and cuts off his tiny penis. Uses new slave to forage for watermelon.

>>738448844
Fucking winrar

>>738448866
YAY! finally!

>>738448844
Are we going to be xenomorphs.

>>738447741
Reroll

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>>738448722

Yall build a net and catch fish. (+2 Food Per turn)

The snake gods request something shiny. They will reward you if you are successful

Population: 2
Food: .8 / 2.2 Per Turn
Gold: 0 / 0 Per Turn
Faith: 15 / 5 Per Turn

Bonus Resources: 3 Wood

Perks: Citizens Immune to disease

Repair broken dick and use as fishing rod

Pray to Snek to fix penis

>>738449086
Reroll

A faggot appears

>>738449086
WE MUST SECURE A FUTURE FOR WHITE PEOPLE

>>738449072
Eat the snake gods.

>>738449072
impregnate woman with snek blood to make a baby eating xenomorph

offer snek fish scales

>>738449072
Send woman to find shinies while man sits at home scratching his ballsack

>>738449132
are you retarded anon. you can't eat the gods.

>>738449149
reroll

>>738449072
Give fish scales to snek gods
build tree houses

>>738449086
Rolll

>>738449122
gr8

>>738449149
reroll

>>738448922
Wasted dubs

>>738449086
Rrrroll

get black child, sacrifice to the snakes

>>738449212
Motherfucker I'm Fenrir, eating gods is my thing.

>>738449072
Find a shiny stone.. offer to snake god in.exchange for working penis

>>738449149
reroll. pls guys help me. let's cuck the man together and make snek jesus

>>738449299
dubbs! obey me op fag!

>>738449299
Where do you get it?

>>738449299
Black children are shiny this should work

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>>738448844
The citizens explore further, but find no new civilization

Discover : berries, Horses

Population: 2
Food: 3 / 2.2 Per Turn
Gold: 0 / 0 Per Turn
Faith: 20 / 5 Per Turn

Bonus Resources: 3 Wood

Perks: Citizens Immune to disease

Develop automatic firearms

>>738449355
man rapes woman and gets a black child, the child is then sacrificed to the snakes

The faggot hits on the male, they both hit it off, civilization might end

Stick fish into penish and fry to impregnate to woman with it.

>>738449410
Put berries into womans ass and vag to preserve for later

>>738449410
Build clubs of savagery.

>>738449410
give fish scales to sneks
steal baby horse
ride horse build tree temple for snakes

>>738449320
I'm more of a greek guy, but ok. you go ahead and have fun.

Roll for the snek god to come and seduce the woman and fuck her

rip out horses eyes which are debatably shiny, offer to snakes

>>738449520
reroll

Make women have sex with horse then inject her with snake God blood to create snake centaur hybrid baby

>>738449520
final reroll

>>738449513
FUCK horse immediately then ride her around the fields to search shinies.

Kill selves

A dinosaur invades and eats all the humans

Immaculate conception by snake god plz

>>738449635
Rr snake children

>>738449600
Ayy we're going to make xenomorphs.

>>738449590
This was a good idea too

>>738449503
rollin for this

>>738449600
Winrar

The Spaniards arrive

>>738449635
Rolll

>>738449609
Gotta have that horse puss. Reroll

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>>738449122
>>738449299
>>738449355
>>738449400

A faggot appears.

It is a faggot black child.

You offer him to the snakes.

The snakes dont like burnt food.

the baby lives. for now.

Population: 3
Food: 3.2 / 2.2 Per Turn
Gold: 0 / 0 Per Turn
Faith: 25 / 5 Per Turn

Bonus Resources: 3 Wood

Perks: Citizens Immune to disease

Discover Godzilla

Kill selves again

>>738449742
rolling
suicide is the only way

>>738449669
But nobody expects them, so they leave

Reproduction through mitosis is now possible.

A grizzly bear appears and does an incredible song and dance for the snake gods before abducting the child.

Snake god smites all living humans

>>738449725
steal baby horse and ride it
expplore on new horses

citizen build a bananaboat....they try to come to europe

>>738449609
Need. That. Pussieeeee

>>738449803
Rerolling

>>738449725
Use snake semen and put it inside woman using the black faggot baby.

offer all fish scales to sneks

>>738449844
Fuck you

>>738449844
No man, why? but the baby will live because it is a monkey

White people throw black baby in river and watch it float to its death like a piece of shit down the toilet.

>>738449725
Group of chickens appears.

horse eats snakes

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>>738449600
Snek God fucks woman and impregnates her.

The woman is now pregnant with either an abomination or a prophet. (Next dubs decides, Odd - Abomination, Even - Prophet)

Population: 3
Food: 5.4 / 2.2 Per Turn
Gold: 0 / 0 Per Turn
Faith: 30 / 5 Per Turn

Bonus Resources: 3 Wood

Perks: Citizens Immune to disease

>>738449902
reroll

>>738449961
>>738449965
This is a shitty start and it needs a wipe

horse rapes all humans.
citizens +3

>>738449725
Use faith for wonder.

The snakes turn into lewd lamias after fixing the guys dick with snekmagic and reproduce

>>738450026
Yesssss. I hope it's a prophet that eats lolis

>>738449725
Grizzly bear eats snake gods and abducts child.

>>738450100
BOTH ODD AN EVEN
AN ABOMINATION PROPHET

feces loads up, they move and start to worship the horse