Shota/cub thread.
Let's keep it gay, y'all.
>>738441730
>>738441523
>sleep(sassily)
that's me, the most sassy sleeper.
>>738441740
>>738441762
Thanks for translating, seriously.
>>738441762
No i just mean the words are disrespectful (if directed at someone older at least which was my interpretation but now realise that may be wrong)
Japanese is pretty weird like that.
I'm gonna take a quick nap.
Keep this thread alive and I'll dump more in about 30min.
Sorry but I'm about to fall over and die.
Withdrawals suck ass(and not in a good way).
Don't do drugs, kids.
>>738441984
i asked some other weeaboo for you, anon
"Hmmm
Kinda agree with them and not.
It's like,
Heyyy are you already going to sleep?
It's more like a pouty girlfriend talking lol
(As in mou is kinda pouty)"
>>738442027
sounds bad, get better anon.
Briefs
biggajungus
me sleeping sassily
>>738442294
boxer briefs are objectively better
>>738442442
>forgot image
>>738442199
Yeah that's a better way to put it.
"Sassy" was just a result of my limited vocabulary.
>>738442443
>>738442442
Nah, too loose. (Just like my ex gf)
do i look like a faggot to you?
>>738442651
You would while sucking my dick
>>738442583
is the sassy enough sleeping
i only have like 4 pics on phone, how sad.
Now back to cubs in undies
>>738443239
please don't, i want cute anime boys.
>>738443262
I do both
>>738443875
cute, if you're gonna cub post make it this please.
>>738444127
Holy shit, someone drawn a cute elephant! ?
>>738444249
A recent addition to my collection and it is super hot
>>738444115
Cute diaper
>>738444444
lol
>>738444444
Gayest check.
I want tiny hands and mouth to start off my morning >.<
>>738444444
Im glad we all got to share this moment
>>738444444
>>738444444
nice
>>738442865
>Getting those 4!
>>738444444
>sexts
highest I've seen in a shota thread i believe
>>738445100
What a time to be alive.
>>738444926
>Zero o'clock
THE END IS NIGH
>>738445100
I feel special now. Should last a half hour or so.
>>738444444
Nice.
What rhymes with orange?
Gee Bill, how come your mum lets you have SIX digits?!
>>738445307
RAPE
>>738445307
sporange, a very rare alternative form of sporangium (a botanical term for a part of a fern or similar plant).
>>738445307
Nigger, according to blacks everything rhymes with nigger.
>>738445491
Love playing video games like that
Ok, in all seriousness, does anyone have any advice on how to get energy? I'm crashing due to opiate withdrawal, and because I'm at work I really need some energy to getbshit done.
>>738445595
>shota posting at work
just crush like 10 5-hour energies for a full 50 hours of energy
>>738445595
I've already had one of those 7-hour "Redline" shots, but that did nothing.
>>738445656
A bump of coke does the trick
>>738445650
>>shota posting at work
>just crush like 10 5-hour energies for a full 50 hours of energy
Dude, I dump shots and furry at work on the regular, also during my hour long commute.
>>738445719
Can you get me some? I'm in fort Worth.
>>738445212
Moar butts like this
>>738445733
you sound like a fucking legend to me
https://discordapp.com/invite/ZJxsfBm this discord loves this kind of stuff
>>738445761
Unfortunately by the time I get to you, you'd be probably be fine.
>>738445938
huh, never seen a coloured version before.
>>738445863
Why, because I pop all the pills I can get my hands on while working then dump fucked up porn at work and while driving home before I fuck my wife in puppyplay RP?
No.
Seriously though, don't do drugs.
>>738445797
I fucking love this.
>>738445891
I'll still take it.
I've got Valium and Ativan to trade.
Drugs can be fun
>>738446060
Double-digit dubdubs.
Nice.
>>738446107
If I was in Texas then I might. Don't want to drive through two states to get them though.
>>738446126
Oh fuck yeah, until you get hooked. I hate myself sure much right now.
I can't get a new job because I can't stop using long enough Tob pass a drug test, I went from a 4.0 to a 3.84 GPA went I started using a lot, my wife is afraid for my life, and my dreams are all of either pills or my family being murdered while I watch helplessly.
My life got flipped turned upside down ever since hydrocodone.
>>738446190
Between that and the 4's I got early I am on fire. Time to play the lottery!
>>738444924
Do you have any more South Park my guy?
>>738446395
Yeah you are in the boat bad if you are using hydrocodone. Shit is fucked man and you should get some help. Take a break year from school and check into something... Shame they cost money for the good places.
>>738446228
Thanks bruh.
>>738446432
Nope, sorry duder-ino.
>>738446523
When I was 16 some guy ran a stop sign and hit me on my bike, I was given hydro for that. I don't even have a script anymore but I still get some regularly.
Half a pill is all I need for a long time, but now I'll take 10 a day.
>>738446759
sir do you have the required permit to post that image
>>738444863
/r/ing moar with big dicks like this
>>738446759
That is how it starts man... Heard that similar story a lot. Once you lose whatever connect you have or are short on money going to be on heroin next.
>>738447159
I know all about it.
I've thought many times of going to downtown to find dope.
God help me if it comes to that.
>>738446996
Would you prefer this version?
>>738447364
i'd prefer the non lewd version
>>738447364
Well let's us know you start trading sexual favors for money. Got a $20 for a blowjob in a public bathroom :p
>>738447421
The only other version I know of has a big niggerdick resting on the bootyhole.
>>738447638
>he doesn't have the mspaint version
>>738447494
Hell, if you're clean I'll do it now.
>>738447685
That's >pathetic<
>>738447799
nah that's the best version actually
>>738447696
Hot~ Well I am clean but stilk not in your area. Would bring the coke too.
>>738447885
Is that supposed to be dick measurements?
Honest question.
>>738447996
>he doesn't know 2.5x13
pick up a copy of Potent Shota Weekly and you'll learn about the mysterious digits
>>738447927
I'm clean, well groomed, white, 5'11", 180lbs, short beard, short hair, 7.3" long by 6" circumference cock.
Let's meet up.
I'll swallow.
>>738448060
Ain't nobody got time for that.
>>738448127
>Popeye
>>738448163
manlets get out
>>738448358
How tall are you?
Besides, this is a shota thread.
>>738448476
6' kek
cut boys are the best
Lets get sum western r34 shota
Morty smith plz
>>738448163
Well I am clean, groomed, white, 6', 260lbs, clean cut with short hair, 6" long with 5" circumference.
Would be cool if I'm ever in or near Fort Worth.
Could use a good suck.
>>738448541
cute boys*
mmmh
>>738448534
Wow. One inch taller.
Oh well. I guess it just makes it easier for me to suck your dick.
>>738448694
HMU if you ever are.
Telegram: @lurkinganon
>>738450254
yes that's the joke friendo
>>738446759
Really hope you can fight it off, drive Anon.
Have had my run in with the meds too, several spine surgeries. Oddly for me, the hardest times kicking it were the first times, kept getting easier. But when you're in the depths of it, pushing as much fluid and fiber as possible, maybe even taking some Imodium to help lessen the digestive flume that can occur, but pot hardly touched it, alcohol, nofking ty, come made me feel energy, but also weaker, more brittle after, really only benzos cut it, but you also need something to run on. Unbridled fear maybe?
Just do your best to make time for you if possible, idk when your work week starts but this is Monday, that's a long time to fake being ok.
Then do your best to be as responsible or have another help you with responsibility when taking pain meds. The last time, I got a very small supply, and this was months after the last dose, I told myself only one when I really need it, all else failed, no more than once a week.
Halfway through the bottle I was taking them to be able to perform at work better multiple times a week, and near the end of the bottle I took one for no pain episode, or necessary task, just to feel better.
It would have likely kept on slipping.
Do whatever you can to get yourself out of the cravings, out of your head and emotions and question, deconstruct, understand, accept and allow it to pass.
Drugs are fun, they also suck
No different from anything else in life.
Just a lot less effort to get there
<3 you, be patient with yourself and stay connected.
Also forgot to ask this a few days ago, but could you maybe get a 4chan pass if driving and posting so much? Seem you could pic imgs and text ok, but captchas could be more distracting.
Idk, the most common thing I hear from those out of incidents like this is that they knew "I've got this" until they suddenly didn't.
I know you're a great driver, maybe even better than me
But you are still human.
>>738450450
I appreciate your advice. I'll do what I can. I have a loving wife to help me - not many can say that.
As far as getting a pass, well...I have one, but let's just say I can't use it for a few weeks. That said, if I'm good at one thing it's driving.
>>738450314
Oh, I get the joke.
But you didn't get mine.
>>738450886
dick sucking is serious business and not a joke
>>738450965
USUK
Ha. I have stories about that.
I've never sucked someone else's dick, but I'm serious about trying.
>>738451119
i don't know, sucking dick sounds a tiny bit gay to me.
>>738450804
Just blurting out thoughts, hope at least one of value.
I have been in similar condition, so I want to at least share my side for what it's worth.
Nothing I say will help you outright, but maybe at least some empathy, commonality, that really helps in these cases, from experience anyway.
And you are RIDICULOUSLY correct.
Your support system is insanely vital.
I am undeservingly lucky for the friends and family I have, and what they do and feel. My odds would have been fucked without them.
No wife though, technically never even a steady relationship ever, but that's another convo-
You got a powerful support in your corner, someone who knows every intimate inch of you, inside and out, and who has put all their chips in with yours.
No, not many can say that.
I'll shush about the driving stuff..
Just, if there's one thing I'm good at, it's my reaction speed and accuracy, but I still miss and drop things.
>the too self conscious and awkward to man up and find a dick to nuzzle into
My homeless , balding, ex-felon friend gets strange on the reg, as well as short relationships.
It really is a matter of confidence.
Fug.
>>738445307
door hinge
>>738452194
also a matter of having standards too though
Pfft
More like shoku-gay-ki, amirite?
>>738452272
s-sure
>>738452269
Very true, though those are tanking to those who won't hurt or steal from me.
It's payback for not putting, or not becoming able to put in the effort to learn the essential skills in creating relationships, or at the least gauging hookups.
But you're right, in my fickle desperation I shouldn't just dive Right to the bottom of the barrel just cause it's a sure thing.
Hmph.
>>738451544
My wife is the only reason I haven't shot myself, and believe me I've come close.
But as far as driving, well, I know I'm a piece of shit. I see what you're getting at though.
There is nothing you can say to me that I haven't said to myself. I know exactly what i am and how my actions affect those around me.
>>738452745
i've literally never had a relationship, and haven't ever felt like having one with a person i've met. i'm sure i'll meet someone one day that'll make me feel differently.
>>738452885
Do you want a CHAD?
>>738453204
buddy i'm rather chad myself
>>738452885
How can you be so sure that you will meet one in future? You need to seize the moment.
>>738452885
People like you sound so cute.
>>738453268
because i'd rather not have a relationship with anybody i've met so far
>>738453276
rude
>>738452885
if you're schizoid then you don't feel or desire any need for relationships and social interaction. at best you might get in a relationship for the sake of convenience and social status, but schizoids wouldn't really care about any of that.
>>738452748
That's why venting helps, actually helps.
Sometimes it's not about generating new ideas or answers, but being able to speak the thoughts in your mind out loud, to an audience of one, or unlimited. As well as hearing the same things you tell yourself coming from another.
The more tools, info and connection one can have the better, and it's all about clear communication.
Sorry, got to run get ready for work, I don't mean to lecture or add scrutiny, in fact I feel rather weird about it, but idk, sometimes you just go on your intuition, and that told me I should bother you
looking for a shota bf
>>738453381
are you calling me schizophrenic
>>738453385
bye anon
>>738452885
Yeah, no kidding, makes me wonder if there is something wrong with me
Past all the other glaringly obvious things wrong, that is.
>>738453512
I hope this isn't actually you
>>738453331
HOW IS THAT RUDE
YOU SOUND LIKE A CUTE PERSON
>>738453385
Like I said, I sincerely appreciate your advice.
That said, get on my level and post shota at work.
>>738453588
it's a meme image
>>738453614
rude
>>738453559
your a gay
>>738453639
I've never been memed with this one before
>>738453552
schizoid and schizophrenic are two completely different things. look it up
Schizoid personality is characterized by a lack of interest in social relationships, a tendency towards a solitary or sheltered lifestyle, secretiveness, emotional coldness, and apathy. Affected individuals may be unable to form intimate attachments to others and simultaneously demonstrate a rich, elaborate and exclusively internal fantasy world.