God-tier greentext thread

>>738414930
classic lol

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Dumping for you faggots

>>738416104
timeless humor

>>738416564
2 terms baby 2 terms

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not a true greentext, just off the charts autism

>>738418291
Fuuuuuuuck me

>>738418291
im impressed, all i can say

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fucking classic

>>738417336
That's funny

>>738418291
wow

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>>738419215

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>>738418291

>>738418772
>>738420316
It's art. You wouldn't understand.

>>738418887
ahh, Lardex, destroyer of buffets.

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Here's my contribution.

>>738416714
I have never died so hard from a greentext in my life. My sides just ascended to a higher dimension

>>738421405
Fresh in from tumblr

>>738417508
Every fucking time

>>738418291
This, here? This is the point I'd call the cops.

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Not a real greentext, but intimate discussion of urethral enjoyment of fluids.

Bump-o

Op is homosexual

>>738417508
How?

>>738422613
The Cum Gnomes

>>738418291
Did he ever release this game? Like, is there a demo or beta version somewhere? I actually am interested in playing it just to appreciate it as a mathematical achievement. It's 16-bit so it's not like you can jerk off to it.

>>738423717
>Nah guys, I swear, it's for the appreciation of art.
You don't have to lie here Anon.

>>738423804
Dude, I mean I'm not above yanking it to depraved hentai but look at the artwork. It's 2d pixel-art sprites.

>>738424020
>Truth

>>738424388
A timeless classic. This one never gets old.

>>738424388
Yeah right let's read all that

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>>738414811
seddie or creddie

>>738414811
Coed multi seat bathrooms in workplace?

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>>738424388
>Day 2
>get me some curly fries
Why the fuck would she go through with it

>>738425242
Beta female

>>738424803
It's honestly worth the read. Made me audibly laugh like 15 times

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>>738418291
what the shit

>>738424803
becuase its fucking worth it.
its easily my Fav greentext
if you wanna skip it then your loss

>>738424803
>skipping Catfishman

Fag

>>738425894
10/10

>>738423370
Crow/b/ro has been legendary for years

>>738424388
holy shit kek

>>738416959
Hour oy shit

>>738415173
>tfw asked the same question
>stupidvirgin.avi
>girl told me to zip it
>fucked for hours
>together for 2 yes now
Bless her

>>738416564
Fucking nice

>>738416564
I'm not a Trump supporter but that's fucking awesome if it's true.

There's really good ones here, man I've been laughing for hours.

anyone have the neal tard story?

>>738416564
YOOOOOOO I saw that bitch (i think it was her) on Tumblr not long ago trying to scam people into paying the fine for her

>>738415019
I think the guy posted again with over 100k on it. I remember seeing it with over 100k

>>738418887
My sides have been transported to some unknown universe, holy shit, this always gets me.

>>738422400
This is more a phobia than a fetish for me.

>>738428153
Anyone have the d&d green text where it was a guy who bought a shit ton of birds?

>>738418291
thats not autism thats pedophilia

>>738423717
The original post is fukcing hilarious. No taking away from that.

But don;t believe the guy that he did anything interesting/neat as far as math/simulation goes. Not to be too much of an autistic dick back but most of what he said was buzz words trying to sound technical+cool for stuff that isn't.

Like 'Markov process'. This is a classic buzz word used by crazy people trying to look like they know shit.

For things with non-time-changing probabilities (like genetics or dice rolls) using Markov modeling doesn't do anything more then using a random number generator and a bunch of 'if' statements. (Basically he used a random number generator to simulate mixing/matching of 30 genes. technically simple genetics can be a Markov chain but that add anything that can't be done by just having three 'if' statements (dominate, recessive, hybrid cases)). If the probabilities change in time (like in physics systems or stock market) then that's where the Markov analysis becomes useful.

>>738428142
the best greentext i've ever read and a classic, may you be blessed in all your 2D and 3D endeavors for posting it here

>>738430455
classic ;)

>>738418291

Best read i have had in years, thanks man. I had laughing tears in my eyes jesus christ the autism.

>>738424907
you're weak if you didn't ship Spencer/T-Bo

>>738430835
If you don't ship Freddie/Lewbert you are an absolute philistine and I am ashamed to walk among you.

>>738425675
It's a shit greentext you nunce.

>>738422940
kek

>>738416564
I hate Trump with a passion and think he's an incompetent tard, but that's fucking great. Bet she did more to help Trump win than those signs.

>>738426015
Thanks I laughed until I got swimmers in my eyes

>>738427724
Excellent

>>738416564
Do you or anyone else have the one where I think a dude attatched live wires to his trump sign and some guy got shocked?

>>738431651
Hey, that's cool, you aren't an incompetent retard who hates every single story with pro trump roots. That's called not being a retard. You're one of the few on 4chan.

>>738425894
Cats v Geese, and the neighbor could bring in an eagle. Jesus.

>>738417508
There are no words to describe the face. There is no other photo to fully represent it. This picture is the only way to fully explain the feeling.

>>738432728
>>738417508
We are not alone. But, does anyone else not have pets?

>>738425964
have other this old?

>>738425894
Just so we're all on the same page, we're all Cats here, yes? Servants of the Goddess?

>>738427724
thank (you) anon for this contrib

>>738430719
>a very good screencap
>from the current year
maybe there's still some hope for /b/

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>>738434707
>still some hope for /b/
>/b/
the theme in the screencap is yotsuba b
its not even from /b/ you fucking retard
these fucking summerfags

>>738428136
It's shit like this that the news doesn't cover. "Islam is a religion of peace" my ass. The majority of them are scum suckers who care only for themselves, justifying it under the guise of a false god.

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>>738434923
Did you reply to the wrong post?

>>738434923
What does the Faggotborn have to do with anything you just posted, you fucking dipshit?

>>738428142
>>738434923

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>be me
>be god
>the end

>>738435136
>be you
>image.jpg
>an hero

>>738416564
God, I don't know why but I feel satisfied

>>738415019
Jesus Christ that amounts up to 3899 hours of the same song over and over again. That is 162 days worth of Linkin Park In the end non-stop repeating.

Guess he really likes the song.

>>738434986
I did. Whoopsy-doopsy. Odd though. I could've sworn it was the grandfather one. Whatever. No hair off my ballsack.

>>738435371
just half a year?
well, it was 3 years ago, so he had enough time to double that by now

>>738435500
oh shit

>>738425738
Kekd thx anon :') DAN-SYNDROME

>>738414811

>>playing with shorts
>>dick hammock

/b/ you are special, please never leave your moms basement and continue making dick hammocks....

white """""""""""people""""""""""""""

>>738415761
I want an anti-semitic house. Where can I contact this anon?

>>738435500
jesus fuck

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>>738434916
It's almost as if you can change themes.

>>738418291
L-Link?

>>738415249
Lol

guys, it's fucking happening right now
>>>/adv/18501686
the moar you read, the moar fucked up it gets

>>738437430
look at the post numbers in the screen cap retard

>>738415761
LOST

>>738426557
Oh god my sides i can't feel them

I haven't had this kinda laugh in a while

Thanks for the thread /b/

>>738428136
That was a bit majestic. I miss the old days

I AM GOD-TIER. You are nigger tier.

Keep dreaming boys. Life is uglier on the otherside.

>>738428599
I think i saw your sides kidnapping mine. I may have to take you to court for kidnap.

>>738424803
2nd or 3rd this. Catfishing is a thing now because of this. That and the ceow wars and the dead dog confused for speakers are definatley 3 of the top 5

>>738430303
This hits home hard

>>738431121
That bastard efg. I wish that first gun wasn't an airsoft.

>>738428142
Amazing Story!

>>738432354
Yup

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cum in my boipussy please daddy

>>738425857
cracked up to this

>>738441702
Oohh wrong thread

>>738426557
Tears in my eyes, anon. The last two lines fucking killed me.

>>738418291
He's odd yes, but he'd make a damn good software engineer. I'd hire him.

>>738416714

>> Trump supporter

Cringe

>>738435500
>Native American woman
>saying Hail Marys

Bullshit! Native people arent Christians. This story is a total load.

>>738438329
Then argue about the numbers and not the theme, dumbass.

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>>738444423
Fucken hell.

this thread is actually good and not bad
I'm glad and confused at the same time

>>738424388
I think I'm gonna cry. This is beautiful.

>>738414811
Why tf was he in the womans room

>>738435355
exquisite

>>738444223
Holy shit

>>738415945
Sad kek