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Let's get a secret's thread going, anons.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Let's get a secret's thread going, anons.
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>>738405822
my cars friend drove my fonger into my mom
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I just farted
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>>738405956
fonger?
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I secretly make memes for all my high school buddies and ROTC buds (I know cucc level 40) but it's just a way to get the higher ups to like me and it works. If you can't beat em, meme em
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I like traps, but I'm secretly straight
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>>738405956
Really, same here anon? My cars mom tried to friend me in the back of my finger :(. Hope you're holding up.
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>>738405822
I fuck hookers from time to time, and I had a mistress when I was working in Hong Kong. My wife knows about the mistress but can't prove it, but she doesn't know about the hookers. I sometimes find my 6-year-old goddaughter sexually arousing, but I wouldn't do anything dodgy with her.
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>>738406190
its kind of concerning how common this is
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>>738406136
steve?
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>>738405822
Going on a date with a girl tomorrow night and she's into me a lot and I feel the Same, I've had nothing but terrible luck with relationships and feel like It's just bad news waiting to happen even though It shouldn't.
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>>738406817
so dont get into a relationship with her
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>>738406991
But I want to, and I'm friends with her friends so if I bailed it would be awkward
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I used to eat my sister out when we were kids. Fingered her and ate her for years.
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Once had sex in the missionary position for he sole purpose of procreation.
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My secret is I need HEALING :)
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>>738407102
Yeah, the other anon is a total cuck, if you both like each other you should go out, just find your confidence and be cool about it
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>>738407467
did u make a babby or did u fail at that like youve failed at everything else in your life?
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>>738406817
I get you, anon. You've already made a commitment, so you might as well go. Try to go in with an open mind and give it a shot.

Remember, she'll be just as nervous as you will be.
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I convinced my ex gf to let her family dog to lick her vag, and record it for me
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>>738406346
Antwone?
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I'm very attracted to my first cousin, not proud of it.
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>>738407812
homosex?
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>>738407812
Eh same, who cares honestly, just keep it to yourself and you're fine. First cousin marriage is legal in like 20 states, its not a big deal anon.
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>>738407878
No, I'm a guy and she's a girl.
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>>738408031
You allow laws to determine morality?
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>>738408034
well that makes it much better, at least youre not a fag. is she older than 9yo?
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>>738408031
Yeah I think I'm into the forbidden fruit aspect of it.
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>>738408034
How old is she? How old are you? Can you describe her? Have you ever sniffed her panties or gym shoes? Has she ever been flirty towards you?
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>>738408227
We're both in our early twenties
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>>738406150
Cis scum
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I love being a dad and trying to raise a happy and healthy daughter
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>>738408142
Are you religious or something, anon? If not, I don't see why it should be that big of a deal to you. You don't have any control over what your body finds attractive. It's not your fault, and its a LOT more common than you think. I wouldn't even call it a moral issue, you're not hurting anyone with finding her attractive, so who cares? There's much worse things you could be attracted to than your own cousin.
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>>738405822
I've been in more group sex sessions than 1 on 1s
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>>738408369
Would you let her date a black?
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My wife is pregnant. Fingers crossed it's a girl, so I can creep and hopefully fuck her slutty teen friends when she grows up. Screen cap this for sixteen years from now.
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>>738408469
any 100 on 1?
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>>738408469
Prove it
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>>738407359
howd it taste and howd it stop?
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>>738408509
she will be ugly and have ugly mormon friends
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>>738408299
Never done any of that. Maybe a little flirty but I'd say more playful. Talk about our sex lives a bit and have looked at porn videos for humor purposes but that's it.
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>>738405822
I'm learning Russian in secret, on my own. Everyone still thinks I'm studying Japanese though. Truth is, I've generally given up on my lifelong dream/goal of living and working in Japan.
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>>738408629
Looking at porn with each other is a pretty good indication she feels comfortable with you. if you ever set your morals aside, there's definitely potential for you to hook up.
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>>738408681
You're a bad man anon.
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I haven't had a paying job since 2008.
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>>738408618
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>>738408943
How do you survive anon?
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>>738408934
I know....I'm trash.
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I carry a gun
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>>738408954
Kek
I like you anon. Hope you have a great week.
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>>738405822
Me and my girlfriend absolutely LOVE DDlg (Daddy Dom little girl)
She loves to act as a 5 girl, is very dependable and needy
It goes in so deep for us, and work so well, that I'm relivied I can live like this with her
We enjoy sex and romantic life as well as anyone else, but the only difference is this age thing practically 24 h
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>>738409042
Would your family and friends shame you if they knew?
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>>738409078
0/10
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>>738408819
I wouldn't want to risk it and be a creep. If anything ever happens I'll greentext it for sure though.
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I hung out with my ex on the 4th of July. She sucked my dick.

My family hates her and hers hates me.

4 years ago she got her brothers to jump me.

My family seen me leave but I lied who I was with.

She keeps texting me that she misses me already and wants to get back in touch lol
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>>738409162
You can get her drunk and wait for her to make the first move. Can you consider sniffing on her panties tho? Just for me anon? I need this.
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>>738409078
I wish I could have this.
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>>738408992
>2008: Fired from warehouse job, BS'd around for a few months, enlisted in Army, washed out during AIT at the end of the year
>2009-2012: Lived overseas, started college, bullshit major because they had nothing else offered + bad advising, came back with nothing but a bullshit Associate's Degree
>2013-2016: college stateside, a series of good/bad experiences, continued bullshit degree because lacked money and other resources for better degree
>now: at parents' house with no income, spend everyday playing vidya and RuneScape
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>>738409200
That's not really a secret faggot.
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>>738408541
Not yet

>>738408551
Had a hard time find a pic that didn't have people's private info and stuff. This was yesterday's gang bang I was in
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>>738409162
It could just develop naturally. You never know anon.
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I once got pregnant by my husband's father, didn't tell him and aborted it, twice. We're still married. Ignorance is bliss.
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>>738408393
I'm not religious. I'm talking about deciding if an activity is moral or immoral based on the legality of said activity. Is possession of marijuana immoral if the individual is living in a state where it is illegal? Is it immoral to feed the homeless in a state that says it is illegal to feed the homeless?

As for fucking your cousin, if it is consensual between all the parties involved, I don't care what they do.
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>>738409148
They don't even care about me anymore, lel. My 'family' doesn't check if I'm still alive (just had a reunion, didn't invite me...fuck em all), and the only 'friends' I have left don't even live in the country.
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>>738409252
We drink together a bit, I'll try to anon.
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>>738409270
Relatable except I never went to college. Do you at lest bang chicks and do you still have a hot body from the army?
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I fonger straight cars in my back mom;s trap friend
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>>738409302
It's a secret if nobody knows about it you dumb fuck.
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>>738409449
but who was phone?
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>>738409270
if I wanted to start playin runescape again how would I obtain my old account from about 2011? I havnt played since then
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>>738409303
The absolute madman. Have you ever had to take a dick anon? If so did you enjoy it? How's it feel if and when your wife enjoys another vatos dick more than yours?
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I'm a 32/50 on the autism test.
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>>738409302
the secret is he's such a faggot he can't fend for himself
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>>738409596
That's a pretty low score for /b/.
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>>738409269
Dude, if for any reason you're in a situation when you can propose it to someone, take your time, measure it, study and research... then propose it

The best thing I ever did was this, really

My girl is a feminist (not nazi tho), didn't respect me much before we started doind DDlg.
Then, when we started it, I had to man up and put some respect on our relationship, teach her what's wrong and what's right, educate her, dominate her.

Nowadays she craves spanking on her bottoms EVERY SINGLE DAY and she lives very happily obbeying me, treating me as a kind of daddy (but she doesn't like this word)
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>>738409434
I lost everything I gained from the Army (pay as well as an athletic body) and was generally disregarded by women throughout college. At the very least, I fucked over 2 dozen prostitutes while in that foreign country (South Korea, even lost virginity to a woman twice my age). Only now is my body better, because I've been working out excessively since 2015. Went from 228 lbs to current 146.

>>738409517
Probably just use the e-mail address you used for that acc and reset pass.
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>>738409334
Can you post tits anonnette? Please. I need this bby.
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>>738409568
1/10 I replied
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>>738405822
I act like I'm not materialistic but it's really because I have no style.
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>>738407812
I fucked my 1st cousin. It is a prettyawesome deal. We care about each other but don't have the drama. You should hit it anon. There is no downside.
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>>738405956
>my cars friend drove my fonger into my mom
*my cars friend drove my FINGER into my mom
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>>738409692
What is this a picture of anon?
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>>738409652
That's fucking hot anon. Tell me more about her.
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>>738406301
read that as doggy lol
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>>738405822
is this the standard secrets thread picture?All of a sudden I think this is like the group that always makes sure theres a interracial thread going on
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>>738409864
Just...something I collected some time ago. My external hard drive is like a Borg Cube.
>named it, "Unimatrix Zero"
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>>738409692

Age?
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>>738410085
28
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>>738409652
problem is im a dude and wish i could be the one getting treated like that. i just wish I was a girl, feelsbad.
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>>738408506
fuck off nigger
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I've tried to fight it ever since I realized my 'urges' were unnatural. I've prayed, meditated, and everything else short of professional help. But no, my 'urges' are still there. I like hurting things, destroying things, Killing things. It gets my heart racing when I inflict pain unto others seeing their faces twist and contort into pain filled grimaces. I used to bully kids alot back in middle and gradeschool. I was the kid that would push you on the floor for no reason, the kid that would follow you home and beat the fuck out of you for some small insignificant reason, I was the kid that smiled while he did it. My 'urges' have even spilled into my love life, I need to hurt my partners to get aroused, they need to be crying or visibly in pain for me to get into it. I've already lost 4 girlfriends since I couldn't stop my self from smacking them around when I got angry. I don't know what to do I wanna be a better person but it feels like god designed me this way to laugh at me when I try and change.
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>>738409993
I started browsing secrets threads back around september/octoberish last year and that was the picture that was always used. I just use that one now because its easily identifiable, im not part of some group, I just like these threads.
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>>738410132

Eh. Not old yet. Plan. Focus. You know what to do.
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>>738410201
I'm a Latino you faggot jew. Hope your whore daughter gets fucked by a nigger and becomes a single mother. Hope you have to pay for the bastard grandkid you faggot cuck.
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>>738409931
But of course, I'd have to fuck her mish so I can see her little face contort as she takes my thick seven inches. lol
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>>738409078
sounds like that could get tiresome
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>>738409864
cosmopolitan hotel fire, las vegas.
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>>738409200
they know
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>>738410244

If true. Therapy. Or kys.
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>>738410284
I really don't. Everything I've attempted has resulted in failure, and I have no one to turn/talk to outside of /b/.
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>>738410244
I get the sneaking suspicious you're actually a pussy irl anon
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>>738410493
Where you from? Anywhere near Texas? We can be friends sweet sweet anon.
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>>738410639
>>738410493
Don't do it anon it's a trap
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>>738409378
you must really suck ass
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>>738409641
>>738409302
Samefag lol
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>>738410630
This.
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>>738409817
Greentext?
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>>738409918
what would you like to know dude?
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>>738410639
>>738410764
It's okay, I'm nowhere near Texas.
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>>738409412
panty sniffing is for virgins. don't disgrace yourself like that.
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>>738410630
At this point I'd prefer to be a pussy rather than a monster.
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>>738410840
Just more submissive stuff she does that you find hot. like do you boss her around and not let her do stuff without your permission, make her have a bed time, stuff like that.
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>>738410484
I can't go to therapy they keep records of that shit. I don't want others to know about my problems.
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>>738410165
dude, LOTS of people with Adult baby/Diaper Lover (AB/DL) are into crossdressing, using diapers, etc, it's not uncommon

First, try to discover what you really like, your age range, etc. Then, go look for someone who likes this.
Fetlife is the only website I know that discuss this topic in forum format

Hope you can find someone for you dude, really. I know how bad it is to repress something you like. Just weight everything, read about it!
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I voted for Hillary
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>>738409993
yes
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>>738410865
>>738410764
All I wanted was friendship butthole.
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>>738411129
I voted for a dead gorilla.
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>>738411022

HIPPA. Confidentiality. Did your mom, dad, or both fuck with you?
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>>738410956
Let me rephrase that- I get the sneaking suspicious you're a pussy irl *and always have been
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>>738410244
ok Jimmy. Mommy said its time to go to bed.
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>>738410908
Being this vanilla. You're sex life must be boring Fred Willard.
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My sister has touched my cock.
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>>738411327
Kek anon is super edge
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>>738405822
I pick up half-smoked cigarettes on the street, tear them up, and put the tobacco in my pipe because I'm too poor to afford smokes
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>>738411366
How old was she? How old were you? How old are you both now? Is she hot? You ever sniff on her panties? Have you done it since? Greentext?
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>>738411183
Derreck?
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>>738410355
same thing as a nigger. your words can't hurt me. White privilege and all, you know.
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Ive fucked my abusive ex several times during the course of my current relationship. I still talk to her and have to seriously force myself not to fuck her, i know that what ever i do to her she will always want my dick, like i could seriously rape this woman and she would still contact me. My current gf is super perfect and wonderful but was abused and raped for 10 years as a child and that puts a strain on certain things and i constantly find myself using that as an excuse to fuck my ex like i wont trigger her flashbacks if i fuck someone else. I havent actually fucked my ex for a year now but the thought crosses my mind everyday.
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gone through multiple friends phones and sent their nudes to myself to fap to later
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>>738411474
My names Elrico anon. Is this Grant?
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>>738410395
absolutely not dude. Almost 2 years doing it frequently and we still dig it and love it

In relationship matters, we work better like this. When she's angry or sad, she comes for me and sit on my lap, hugs me very tight and everything gets better. Her fears (dark, snakes, bugs, etc) have been controlled now that she has a "big guy" (that's how she calls me) to take care of it for her
On our daily lives, she's very submissive and listens carefully to me, rarely we have fights or problems that "normal women" have with men

Sexually, of course, our tastes varies... she acts like she's 5, so we like to roleplay as if I'm introducing her to sex life, or rape play sometimes

Our families doesn't know about it. But I suspect her mother have realised how I treat her and she actually enjoys seeing her daughter getting treated like this
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>>738411490

West Virginia?
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went through my step sisters laundry and beat my meat with her worn panties wrapped around my cock, also watched her shower once
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>>738411496
m or f friends? share one?
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a friend of mine drunkenly confessed to me that she was raped as a teenager. poured her heart out and it was very emotional. She drank so much that she passed out.

I stuck my finger in her ass.
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>>738411496
How do you do it anon? Wanna post a few? I need this man.
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>>738411112
It's just super emasculating for me honestly. I feel to embarrassed doing anything like that in real life. I've sorta fucked around with it in online rp, and recently this year I gathered the balls to talk to some chick about it but I cowered out before meeting up for the first time. I'll give fetlife a look though.
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>>738411574
Nope.
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>>738410244
I picture you as the fat guy off Key and Peele lol
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>>738411658
No uk
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>>738411669
How old is she? How old are you? Is she hot? Is she flirty with you? What's she like? What kinda music she into?
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>>738411257
ok
>>738411232
No I grew up in an okay house and had great parents. Unless I repressed something im sure I had a good childhood
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>>738411748
Wait which one? Wendel? The one who orders the pizzas and acts like he's having a party right?
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In the hallways at school I grab girl's asses. They don't know its me cause the hallways are so packed.
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About 5 years ago, I was sent to Pennsylvania for some training. I wandered into a bar called the Stonewall. I had no idea it was gay bar. I was approached by a man and we got to talking. Next thing I know I am getting my dick sucked in the mens room. My wife has no idea I did this
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>>738411749
Are the immigrants and Muslim really a problem as everybody says or is it blown out of proportion?
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>>738411782
she's 28 i'm 18, 7/10, no, she's cool i guess, nigger music
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>>738411841
I give it a year maybe 2 before you start going Ted Bundy on random women
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>>738410956
Cookie Monster maybe
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>>738411866
Was he a big tough looking gay or a faggot looking one? Did you enjoy it? Did he force you against your will? Would you do it again? Did he swallow?
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>>738411327
My name is Tony. Not jimmy
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>>738406301
Dude wtf is wrong with you
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>>738411987
I do like cookies.
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>>738411885
There are a lot but the people who say its an epidemic are being total coons
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>>738411129
/thread
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>>738406150
Traps are gay fag
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>>738411998
Relax, it doesn't even sound believable. He's probably a faggot neckbeard basement dweller.
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Bought a gun illegally to kill myself with about 1-2 months ago
Still haven't done it
Fuck me
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>>738411008
First of all, I'm the only guy she ever had sex, dated, kissed, etc. She's very bossy and aggressive with other people, and very centered on work and studies, so it kept her very far away from other guys. Me meeting her was a very happy accident, but our relationship was "meant to be", because we got along from the first second we met

She has a binkie, lots of stuffies, routines for the sleepy time (she has to tell me whenever she wakes up and goes to sleep), punishments when she's a bad girl. Nowadays we don't have a very stirct schedule or orders for her to follow because my time is a mess (I'm a doctor and I do lots of 24 h shifts, so I don't have that much time to spare every day).
When she acts bad, she gets scolded and spanked, I take out things she like. But I don't like to reprehend: I prefer to reinforce good behaviour (I give her presents randomly, but I give specific presents when she acts good). She has a diary where I put stars when she does good things, it works like a charm

It's been some time that I found out that the best thing ever is to spank her EVERY NIGHT when I get home. She's so much more obedient and less stressed since I started it

We have special names for lots of things, our sex life is dictated by DDlg also...
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>>738412190
Wanna bang before you go?
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My gf started fucking me with a strap on during a bondage session with her friend ( I was bound and tried to resist) we she was finished her friend rubbed my prostate till I came.

Afew weeks later when I trusted her enough to do light bdsm with her she did it again, I almost left her but had no place to go.
We don't have normal sex any more, She started locking me in chastity
If my friends ever found out I would be ostracize
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>>738411623

Yeah. Not like you, but I had a sub gf for a bit.
No roll play, she would get off on being controlled and shit. No violence. I have the fucking addiction shit. So, things would get boring after awhile, and I'd try to step it up. BDSM. Not letting her cum until I said. Walk around naked, or just a long T.
Sit at my feet. Displaying her self spread out.
Of course it ended. Wasn't healthy for both of us.
I knew she was abused and exploited that for my gratification. I was younger. Blah.
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>>738409270
lol "bad advising" jesus christ anon taking some fucking responsibility for your failure. Did you ever think to do any research or even sit down and think what would be applicable to industry in today's world? Or did you just think "I want to study art/literature/psych". Own your actions, good and bad. You are in control of both, and you have the power to change your life in either direction at any time. Don't give up
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>>738411988
He looked like a normal guy. We just started talking about football. He kept putting his hand on my leg and each time it went higher and higher. He leaned over to me and whispered to follow him. We went into the mens room, and there was another guy in there getting his dick sucked. He looked at me and said, "Do you like that? Do you want that?" I said yes and he undid my pants and went to town. It was the best head I have ever gotten. When I came he just reached up and held my ass so I couldn't pull out. Afterwards we went back ou the bar for a bit, chatted some more and I went back to my hotel.
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>>738411713
But dude, try to research it first... reading some articles, other people opinions... then you can figure this out. Don't worry: happiness is worth it
Maybe you like being submissive and humiliated, only you can answer this question dude
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>>738411852
I think so. One night he went to a sex addict therapy group. You should look it up. Funny as hell.
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>>738412489
Good for you anon. Did you keep in touch? Would you do it again?
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>>738412489
did he swallow? did you touch his cock at all? was this the first time youve hooked up with a guy?
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i film myself masturbating and then wank and cum to it later on.
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>>738412043
Dammit I've gone from trolling to craving cookies. I think I have some cookie dough in the freezer...
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>>738405822
My secret
>dating girl
>love toying with ass for other men
>live chat on kik
>gets me so hard knowing they cum
>guess im a femboy
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>>738405822
to me, the feeling of inclusion is addicting, even if i don't quite belong there
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My gf's abused past makes it so she can't do buttstuff without flashbacks.
Not only does it make me feel bad about her suffering, but I also feel bad about not doing buttstuff, and then I feel bad about feeling bad about buttstuff
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When I was 17 I taught my 10 year old sister about what sex was and how to do it. I made sure it was when we can back from school since our mom worked until 7:30 (we get home around 3:00) so I told her that u was gonna teach her a way to feel really, REALLY good. So I took her to out mom's room and made her close her eyes. Told her that everything I'm doing was for her to feel good. Pulled down her shorts, licked my fingers and started going at it. She said it felt weird but in a good way so I told her I could make it feel incredible. Put her against the wall, spread her cheeks and stuffed my dick in her ass. Had to cover her mouth so she would stop screeching. About 3 minutes later, I cum in her ass and tell her we'll practice every day until she likes it. We ended stopping the day after since my dick had blood when we finished.
Pic of her now, she's 15
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>>738406136
If I had money, I'd bet all of it that they cringe to it
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I cheat on every gf I have. After the thrill of the chase wears off and we get set into a routine, I get bored of them easily.
Current gf is 19, I'm 26 lmao
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>>738412410
This is a very common thing in BDSM situations... people use it only for sex and immediate pleasure. In my opinion, BDSM and sexual stuff has a strong capacity to bond people very tightly

Really dude, have you ever listened to Tool's song Parabol? "We barely remember what came before this precious moment,/ Choosing to be here right now. Hold on, stay inside..."

For me, life with her is EXACLTY like this song: when we're together I'm free from all the stuff I carry from my job and my problems, when we're together we're sheltered and able to attack those who attack us. We're in our private oasis, per se

BDSM alone might be boring and tiresome in a way... but add romantic feelings and need for bonding, and it becomes one of the most powerful experiences you can live in your entire life
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>>738412901
Same but with mouth stuff. Even kissing freaks her out sometimes
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I ate my dad's piece of chicken once. Oops
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>>738412276
I never understood the bondage thing. I freak out if I can't move.
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>>738413021
It's a shit show
Funnily enough, she still likes it rough
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>>738412276
do you enjoy it now? Why did she start doing it?
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>>738412927
Is she some kind of Asian? Does she remember? Ever bring it up? Do you sniff her panties? Is it awkward around the house with her?
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>>738413028
imagine being strung up like a ceiling fan and being fucked in the ass. this thought fails to arouse me time after time.
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>>738412901
>>738413021
who abused them and what did they do with them?
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>>738413022
You a nigger?
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i went to the beach with my friend and touched his hand while walking but didn't say no homo.
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>>738412410
"Addiction shit"?
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>>738413022
p o s
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>>738412515
yeah maybe, we'll see. I dont think im ready to do it in real life yet, especially since I've had a lack of an actual relationship, only a few fuck buddies sparsely. Im in college so i still got time to figure it all out, but for now i'll just stick to fapping to stories instead.
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I like having my balls tortured and fucking spanked until I cum.
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>>738409078
Does she shit her pants?
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i want to savagely fuck my married coworker who's old enough to be my mother
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>>738413172
Our mom's dad is vietnamese, so I guess. She remembers but she only talks about it when we're dead-alone, nobody near. It's awkward for her, but I still think it's hot and we should've kept at it. She once confronted me to say to stop staring at her ass
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>>738412246
Fuck thats awesome dude. Do you plan on marrying her? Do you spank her till she cries or anything?
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>>738413559
You ever sniff her panties? Have anymore pics anon? Any feet?
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>>738413354
if it works for you, that's ok dude
When you love someone, you both consent and the person fits you, there's no wrong doing

pic related, very "cheesy" phrase but full of truth
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My cousin and started fooling around at a really young age. Everybody ignored us and what we did. Some even thought it was cute. Others pretended they didn't know. It wasn't ever a big deal until she got pregnant then everybody pretended to be shocked and know nothing when we never hid it and openly made out in front of family. They all blame me for her being pregnant and act like she's a victim even tho we are same age.
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>>738412966

Unfortunately I am fucked up. Abuse, neglect by both parents. Past addict. I thought I've been in love. But no. Apparently, according to prior gf's, not many btw, I am a hard person to love. I actually feel uncomfortable with it. Yeah, therapy, blah. My past trauma, etc. The good thing is, that I don't have a need for anyone. There are many downsides to relationships.
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>>738413278
If by nigger you mean white guy with scottish parents, then yes I'm a nig nog
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>>738413354
Don't. The shame will haunt you. You need to be into that shit to do it for real. Stick to the computer.
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>>738413231
Two different exes, rape and physical abuse
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>>738408034
Are you sure its not a grill?
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>>738413332

Addiction. Trauma. All that fun.
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>>738413720
Any Greentexts anon? Did she have a bush? Did you eat the Booty?
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>>738413559
was she mad or playful?
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>>738413680
Never sniffed her feet, but I jerked off in her panties once and kept them. Her boyfriend "tries to keep me away" but it's too easy
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>>738413768
Only a black would have to keep that a secret anon.
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think i'm starting to dislike women, because they want to have the cake and eat it too.. when they don't get to it's everyone's problem. goes without saying, my gf gets really on my nerves. she's so full of herself that all her needs and wants come before anyone elses. it's only ever about her, what she wants, what would be good for her. manipulative to a pathetic level. oblivious to courtesy. everything she does is to her advantage. everyone else is secondary. maybe she doesn't realize this, and this is something i think and might be wrong about, but i think she sees people as means to an end. it seems like she uses everyone.
i once heard a colleague, a woman who talks about equality a lot, complain about receiving rude twits.. she said something like "you shouldn't be rude to people on the internet, especially not to women." why not to women, if we're all equal?
more in general, i get this feeling of entitlement from women. like because they are women, they deserve something more, to be treated differently or better not for merit, just because they're women. it seems like they don't want equality, just something more for themselves. like, i know that now, mostly all over the world, it's men who control things, so when i think equality it's about giving everyone an opportunity to get on top. what i see women wanting is what we already have, just in their favor. like same shit, different boss.
i met this feminist once who said all men should die, or use them as slaves. feminism is about equality of all sexes (then why the fuck's it called feminism?) and her solution to her problems, which to her are all men, is to exterminate an entire gender of people. like hitler, only instead of jews she would want all men eliminated.
i mean, i could go on and on. is my view tunneled or something? because i'm guessing not all women are like the ones in these examples, but more and more i know women, more and more they all seem the same. am i going insane?
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>>738409836
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>>738413483
Actually, she HATES shit and piss
I wouldnt really mind if she used diapers, I'd change her and clean her

She acts like she's 5, she tells me "I'm a big girl, I don't need to use that, I know how to use potty already!" and I find it adoring

>>738413619
Yes, we plan on marrying on the future. Right now we live in a very unstable economic and social situation (we'll probably have to move by the end of the year, so work and salary will be very hard to manage)

But I see us marrying in 2-3 years ahead. Believe me: I've never been the kind of guy that dreamed to get married and stuff... but now I really do

I spanked her till she cried only once, when she did a VERY bad thing
Usually I prefer to use positive reinforcement with her, so I give her presents and good stuff when she's a good little girl, and when she's bad she doesn't receive any and loses good things she likes
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>>738414029
With the fingering she was kinda playful, but as soon as my dick made contact with her colon she got mad and cried
Now she just stares funny
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>>738413853
Yeeeaah that's kinda my train of thought right now. I'm already kinda depressed and being controlled turns me on but I always think it'll just make everything worse. fantasy is always a safer bet.
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>>738413768
confirmed. Scots are nigs
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>>738414047
So you guys are still cool after you did that to her? or does she hate you now.
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>>738414091
Except when your dad beat the shit outta you as a child
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>>738414047
I love you anon. Any butt pics? Did you feel up on her boobs?
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some of my good friends including my ex gfs younger sister have left their social media accs accidently logged in. i have their pictures and beat off to them so much. i love hanging out with them and have a lot of fantasies of fucking them now
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I have a addiction to cutting and hurting myself. It gives me such a good satisfaction that it sends shivers up and down my spine. It's not a sexual satisfaction, but more like scratching a annoying itch. Anyways, I did this from the age of 12 too about 20. Last night I started it up agian, mainly cause my life is shit, I live alone, don't trust anyone to have a relationship with cause of past sexual abuse, purposely sabatoge my own life, make excuses to not see my daughter cause I know I'm a bad parent and not someone she should be around, I'm 37 and waiting for the day I die, go to jail or get commited just so I can leave this life behind, I also know no one would notice for weeks that I was gone. And I am alright with that.
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I only started reading 4chan stuff to look for the nudes of someone I know. Pretty positive the one dude that has them uses 4chan, but don't know how frequently
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>>738414097
You're not going insane anon. You're beginning to really see how things are.
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>>738414281
White dads don't do that. Only blacks. That's why I assumed you were a nigga.
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>>738414195
What type of things does she like that she loses? phone, tv? Also you're a doctor dude, im sure your financial situation is at least decent.
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>>738407540
This
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>>738413132
Again exactly the same with mine
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>>738414395
a girlfriend?
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>>738414266
We're "ok". She doesn't talk about it but we're still siblings so it's ok.
>>738414310
Back pic work? I've seen her tits, bit small but they're cute
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>>738414337
Anymore anon? Have you ever banged this chick? What's she to you? What's the youngest?
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>>738409270
How do you wash up after AIT? Either you're mentally unstable or you're fat
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>>738414513
maybe you should man up and apologize, she probably still resents you somewhat.
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>>738413740
Oh dude, well, all I can hope is that you get to be happy with yourself vefore looking for someone

Really, investing in yourself is the best investment. I had some patients who were ex-addicts and I know the struggle, but believe me: people find themselves, just keep looking for what's best for you
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>>738409996
I like that name.
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>>738414513
>>738414310
Forgot the pic, lol!
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>>738414513
Yes anon. Post anything you've got please. I need this. Do you ever feel her up when she's asleep?
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>>738414537

thats my friend. never fucked. this is my ex gfs younger sis
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>>738414489
No. Just a friend of mine who confided in me
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>be me
>16 at the time
>mom and dad tell me to do the chores outside, get the lawnmower from next door
>go down side of the neighbors house, get to the porch and go to open door
>freeze and look through into the den
>neighbors daughter is kneeling, looks like I can just see some bare butt, thefq?
>unlock the door and snek in thinkin I can peep some ass before I spring her, get up the hall a bit
>start hearing muffled suckling and a voice "thats it, take them in your mouth, mmm wonderful"
>oh fuckin wut, do I wanna see this...
>look down the side a bit further and see it all, old guy stood there with his head back in ecstasy having his balls inhaled
>just remember thinking jesus that cock is hard as a rock and so purple, literally the color of an eggplant
>"you better finish grandpa off before they get home okay?"
>she nods with his balls still in his mouth, his cocks bouncing around
>"and we tell nobody else about this okay? Its between you and me"
>shakes her head still gargling his balls "mmyes"
>points his cock head down into the reach of her mouth
>"remember, suck as hard as you can"
>"harder.. HARDER.. YES PERFECT"
>lurches back and hear a literal *POP* like a Pete Sampras first serve
>his cock erupts, four of the initial jets sail clean into the air and over her head a few feet
>the rest of the nut obliterates her, shes literally drenched and she didn't even eat the best shots
>"oh yes, perfect" as he falls back into the chair
>wtf did I just see, im gettin the fuck outta here
>tiptoe back out the door, go back to the front of our house, dad comes out a few minutes later "BOY GET THE MOWER, GET TO WORK"
>Go back, get to the door whistling, singing tunes, signal my arrival try and play it cool, HEY HOW ARE YA, ARE YA HOME, HI GUY IM JUST GETTIN THE LAWN MOWER OKAY THANKS I'LL SEE YA LATER

Old guy died a couple of years ago and I went to his funeral, don't think anyone ever found out, he was a full on war veteran and shit.
Scarred me for life.
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>>738414202
10 yr olds don't think about the ass being for pleasure. you shoulda just rubbed your dick on her vag. she sees you as her ass rapist.
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>>738414698
Anymore of your friend? Any clothed pics? What's she like? Is she nerdy? Why haven't you tried to bang her anon?
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>>738414742
was it a creepshot or something? if you know any details about the pic it could be possible to find in the archives.
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>>738414572
Why should I? We've talked about it and decide it happened so we should move on
>>738414651
Nah, that's my limit
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>>738414613

Thanks.
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>>738413981
We both were hairless when we started but she had a bush before I got her pregnant
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>>738414337
that is a social media pic?
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I wrecked my parents car because I was adjusting the radio around a bend and I destroyed the back left rim. I told my parents that a car ran me off the road and it wasn't my fault. They still don't know.
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>>738414651
>>738414635
It's that ↑ lol she has a great back
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>>738414777
Was the guy her grandfather or father? How old was she? You ever bang her?
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>>738414337
God damn this chick is hot. Any moar? Clothed or unclothed.
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>>738414854
No, actually.
I actually don't know anything about the kind of pics she exchanged with this guy. All I know is his username. Did a google search and it traced to 4chan. I've been lurking ever since.
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I fucked my best friends long term girlfriend. Wish I could say we were drunk but honestly it was just because I've always wanted to. Haven't told him, never will
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>>738414433
She loses candies, toys that she likes, and I always have a "present that I would give her that she just lost when she did something wrong", if you know what I mean.
The worst punishment she ever gets is seeing me angry or disapponted because of her actions, I can see in her eyes that this is the worst for her (she hardly says "I'm sorry" to anyone... but I lost the count of times she told me "I'm sorry for doing this...")

Financially, yes it's decent, but it's still complicated. I'm investing in my specialization and I do 80 hours/week of obligatory work, with contract to not work anywhere else. So, all my money goes to my house/family/debts/etc
In a couple of years this might get very better, that's when the cash will start to flow. But untill now... not very good, you see
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>>738414337
Pic got deleted... Repost?
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>>738415115
dude you realize usernames are not used on 4chan yeah?
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>>738414777
>having his balls inhaled
>hear a literal *POP* like a Pete Sampras first serve

kek
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I bought condoms for my 12yo niece
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>>738414777

cool story brah...
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>>738415312
Did you blackmail her for nudes? Is she hot? Ever sniff on her panties? Does she sit on your lap? Is she flirty towards you?
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>>738412410
>I knew she was abused and exploited that for my gratification

This. I dated this one chick for about a year and she had some terrible shit happen to her. I loved her so much (still do) and would never want to hurt her. But it's just absolutely thrilling to be in complete control. Choking her, throwing her around, etc. was just so thrilling. It felt great.
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>>738414989
grandfather
8
na
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i believe most people who are smart realize life is pointless and want to kill themselves
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>>738415409
no
yes
no
not very often
no
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>>738415274
Yeah, I get that.
This guy put his username on a kik thread on 4chan though, so I just thought I would keep looking.
I would pay money to see what he had, honestly.
The kik account has been deleted though.
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>>738415475
I wanna believe but nah. Sounds too good to be true.
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>>738415563
Dammit anon so what'd you get out of this?
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>>738415231
yeah that makes sense now. Either way, Im so jealous of your life dude. I wish I could get something like that going. So many fantasy's of having a cute submissive girlfriend. You got a real keeper, not everyone gets someone that good to them.
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>>738415585
this description matches me along with a whole lot of others.
if it is, I'd probably be happy to sell them.
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>>738415585
ahh ok anon, thanks for not being an obnoxious newfag
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>>738415585
feel like sharing his kik name?
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>>738414802
She's cool with it, b
Besides, from what I've heard from her friends she's kinda a freak. So in a way; mission accomplished?
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>>738415645
a niece that hopefully wont get aids and/or knocked up
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>>738415797
yeah, probably because you made her that way. pretty fucked imo.
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>>738415732
Okay, cool. Want to message on kik or something?
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>>738415797
Any of her in jeans anon? I need this man.
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>>738414862
chinky mcbutterface
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>>738407781
Anthony?!
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>>738415801
That's none of your concern anon cause you're not her dad.
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>>738415890
can you give me anything to figure out if I'm the right guy first?
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>>738415845
Hahaha well, if that's what you think.
I'm just glad she has her own fun
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>Be my
>Be My with web-hand throughout the city shooting
>Hot girl look to be robbed
>Go help him
>Punch the roobers in faceface
>Bam
>Boom
>Poo
>Go to virgin women
>"why help me you" she speak
>"because spoodermoon"
>Get mouth kiss
>Her chest edges are super difficult
>Launch my pennis
>Yes it sucks for my spooder
>Peanut in her throat
>With the best night had
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>>738415768
You know, I am pretty new to all this 4chan stuff. I get that you were using sarcasm, so I apologize for being so ignorant and naive.
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>>738415924
Marissa?
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Cheated on my fiancee 4 times while drunk. I'm a harcore alcoholic and just hideit so we'll she doesn't know.
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>>738415964
First name of the girl is Y.
This is somewhat rare.
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>>738416038
i was not actually being sarcastic, that was a sincere thank you
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>>738415947
clearly it is my concern
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>>738415897
I gotchu, b
>>738415908
But c'mon, at least her body's good
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I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city
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>>738415186
how was it? can u green text story? what else did you do with her?
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>>738416161
not me than anon. good luck finding the guy.
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>>738416192
Oh okay, lol.
I would definitely love to get into the 4chan culture. Definitely my style. I guess I just have to visit a lot more often.
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>>738416267
Thanks
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>>738416253

stale. dumb. pasta.
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>>738415797
I'm not judging, just making an observation. If you had been more patient you could have been hitting it for a while, is all I meant. The exuberance of youth has hampered us all in one way or another.
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>>738416210
Give me one good reason why it's your concern? If she were to get pregnant it wouldn't really effect you now would it? You're just giving her free rein to do whatever she wants. What she needs is a good talking too and positive role models steering her in the right direction. You're part of the problem anon.
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I'm a cuck and I I want moar than anything to see my ex-girlfriend getting shared on b by someone else. Or I want someone to solicit nudes from her or something. I don't care.
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>>738415781
I would. But I don't see how much good it would do if the account was deleted.
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>>738416249
Anon por favor Post more. I need this dude.
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>>738416453
True hahaha but I guess those 3 minutes 5 years ago was still kinda worth it, imo
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insert dick pics here
sc thatasstho95
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>>738415685
oh dude, I know that she's a true and pure keeper.

I had some really dark past with other girls, I got really depressed about it some years and even thought that I woul never had a chance to meet a good girl again

Then I had the good luck to meet her and the rest is history.
You see, envy can be a very good thing if it makes you go forward and look for what you really want. But if it's only destructive, it won't take you very far

So, be sure that more than 60% of women ARE SUBMISSIVE TO SOME EXTENT. It is only natural for them to be sumissive, it's part of their behaviour and genetics

Focus on improving yourself as a man. To be respected and to domminate someone, you first have to domminate yourself and be the best men, worthy of respect

No man can be respected treating women baddly, remember also that no woman respects a man that is weak and can't take care of his own shit

When you set your goals and decide to improve yourself like this (being it mentally, physically, financially...), you'll start to see things working better for you, your peers and family members will see you differently, you'll emmanate success.

This way, you can even manage to pick a girl, as submission is very common. BUT if you want to find a submissive little girl... well, look a lot, they're mixed with the normal submissives
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>>738416249
that's what butterface means, my fellow anon. Nice ass, really
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>>738416062
Nope i guess similar nicknames are common, also im a different anon that replied to "steve". Good day to you m8
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>>738416508
lol luckily you will die a virgin and never get to use your horrible parenting skills on real children, it's best for everyone.
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I played with my sister's tits and sucked on them when we were younger. Also played with her vagina and she would play with my dick. Still think about it to this day and want to fuck her so bad and miss having her tits in my mouth and her hand playing with my dick. I have a hard time getting off to other girls but the thought of her makes me so hard and cum so fast.
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>>738416249
Any back view in jeans anon? Any more of her in those shoes? I bet they smell lovely.
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>>738416562
i just wanna check it in the archives, see if something comes up.
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>>738416587
Hahaha pretty hungry, aren't you?>>738416739
Lmao it's magnificent. I wonder how she feels now, being fully developed and all.
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