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New fluffy thread

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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New fluffy thread
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Fwuffy found sewf in safe woom, in safe woom
got sketties in mind!
Fwuffy tuwn to yu, oh ma pweshous skettiewand
Deny yuw thoughies theiw sketties
an' tweat wike bad babbehs
Fwuffy tuwn to yu, my nummy skettieland
Deny fwuffy hungwies but nu can change wut nummy am best
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Snake fag here, sorry for trying to make a shit thread


Wew
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>>738402668
Screeeeeeeeeeeee! *guitar solo*
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>>738402729
Wise up fwom huggy piwe, cus fwuffy bwing da nummy!
Wise up and fowwow fluff, wakies now cus smawty nummies find!

Mummahs soon hav milkies back, so babbehs dwinkie long
Fwuffy bwing mummah's miwkies back, so gwow big an stwong

So if hoomin say, thewe no nummy fow stway,
hoomin bettah wemembah...
That fwuff can find yow twashy numms!

Ma heavy hoofsies bwing happies to da saddiefwuffs
Fwuff been caught in outside pwace, in outside pwace
Fwuff get out gud
Fwuffy soon is in skettiewand, in skettiewand
But fwuffy think of yu

Fwuffy tuwn to yu, oh ma pweshous skettiewand
Deny yuw thoughies theiw sketties
an' tweat wike dummeh babbehs

Fwuffy tuwn to yu, my nummy skettieland
Deny fwuffy hungwies but nu caaaaan chaaaaange SMARTEEEEEEEEEH!
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Didn't post it last time, but here's the only snek I got...
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>>738402823
The claustrophobia is strong with this one O_o
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>>738402807
I love you


Wew
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>>738402970
It's not claustrophobia if the walls are literally closing in.
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>>738402796
rofl, nice
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>>738403052
Still makes me uneasy af.
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>>738402986
Actually, I lied...oops.
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>>738402523
https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=05Ogn09G2Y4
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>>738403480
Thanks man


Wew
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>>738404472
A couple things:

1. Is E3 a Jellenheimer?
2. The fuck is with the block fluffy?
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>>738404704
>1. Is E3 a Jellenheimer?
I think it is
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>>738404704
1.- Yes.
2.- idk man
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>>738404942
That....block dick has gotta be uncomfortable. I want more blockie fluffies tho.
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>>738404472
No garden fluffs? Worst vending machine ever.
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>>738404472
Are there fluffies fucking in A3? That's gotta be fucking cramped.
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>>738405538
i think that green patch in front is just it's hair, from laying it's head down. just 1 fluffy in that can
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>>738406486
then what is it enfing
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>>738406486
Are you fucking blind? There's clearly 2 in there, the word Enf in one color and Nuuu in another colour, you can see the tail of the second, they just happen to be green/orange and orange/green fluffies respectively
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>>738406888
Nice trips
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>>738404555

Yes, Crumb. You are a monster because your mom ate a Canadian made fluffy product while pregnant with you.
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>>738406486
>>738406486
It is not only hair. If you zoom ~150% you can see that the orange one is saying "Enf!" and the green one is upside-down and saying "Nuuuu....".
Just like >>738406944 said.
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>>738406888
artist-kun a best!
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>>738406969
>6969 GET
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>>738407011
>>738407111
check'd
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>>738406969
>>738406888
>>738407111
>>738407011
>>738406944
Hej.
Checked.
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all this check-faggotry
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>>738407323
>>738407281
>>738407246
>>738406969
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>>738407418
Not my fault Kek is showering his grace upon us.
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>>738402680
I don't give a fuck who you are. I love you and I believe you are an amazing human being.
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>>738407643
â–²
▲▲
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>>738407686
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>>738407686
Seriously
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>>738407686
â–²
▲▲
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>>738407816
>>738407686
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>>738404704
2. Probably a reference/tribute to some faggot who drew a series about experimenting on fluffies, cutting their legs, putting them in small boxes and pressing them into shape, all the while feeding them stuff to harden them.
A piece of pure poetry, if you ask me.
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Post your rare fluffys!!!
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>>738408382
Define rare.
Rare in setting or rare pic?
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>>738406888
"You're doing is not right the foolish"
Perfect drawing ruined by engrish.
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>>738408572
Any type of rare. Mainly ones that we havent seen before and the ones that arent reposted every day
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>>738408782
Here you go...
1/5
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Second time posted, a historic piece from about the second thread with chocobo spam. Note the fine Snipping Tool art.
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>>738409273
2/5
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>>738409320
3/5
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>>738408965
Love this one. At some point you have to give them all a chance to tear him apart and then start the cycle again.
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>>738409392
4/5
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>>738409483
5/5
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>>738409595
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>>738408965
why do they chearp like birds
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>>738409762
dont know i think when they are foals they chirp
and when they are adults you hear the famous screeeee

not really sure though
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>>738409595
Lmfao
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>>738409762

Rodent DNA. The chirp is more like a baby rat or ground squirrel.
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>>738409762
guinea pig DNA
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>>738409762
i've always wondered that, but i usually think of it as sound association. like how puppies wimper, or try to bark, how its usually a squeak, you can classify that as a "chirp" if the sound is high piched enough, or how a baby mouse would squeak.

but i mean they are amalgamations of DNA so, it could also be that.
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>>738409595
I find this one disturbingly beautiful.

>>738409762
>>738409921

Their DNA is a mixture of several animals, including birds (thus why they chirp and some have wings), dogs (thus their loyalty), cats I think (thus some have smartie syndrome? I presume?), and human baby (thus their stupidity and lifelong clumsiness).
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>>738410168
Same anon here. As others pointed out, there may be also rodent DNA.
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>>738410168
Human is extremely questionable due to ethical concerns, even in fluffy verse.
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>>738410428
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>>738410467
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>>738410168
>>738410456

In a previous thread, Dust Collector and I were discussing the possibility that Hasbio resorted to calling upon the dark supernatural in order to make fluffies work.
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>>738410456
This. Plus you can't just give something "human baby DNA"
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>>738410168
>human baby (thus their stupidity and lifelong clumsiness)
wtf how long are these guys supposed to live not more than 10 years. rightt??
has there been old fluffy dying of natural causes fic
the ultra hugbox
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>>738410456
Well, how do you explain their ability to speak?

Plus, I strongly believe they used italian baby DNA, thus their eternal craving for spaghetti.

>>738410428
I love you! I was looking for this one!! Saw it time ago but oh stupid me, didn't save it.
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>>738410852
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>>738410770
generally 5 years is the norm.
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>>738410804
Parrot DNA.
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>>738410629
Not a fan of cramming in mythos material. Fluffy thrives more on the crushingly mundane evil in my opinion.
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>>738410804

The spaghetti has been explained in three ways.

1) It's a dish that only humans can make which makes the fluffy dependent on humans.

2) It's a poke at Honey Boo Boo to make us hate fluffies.

3) It's an unexplainable inside joke by the scientists at Hasbio.
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>>738410914
I mostly read 7.
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>>738410770
>>738410914
>>738411135

They can technically live as long as the artist/author's headcanon desires but, yes, five years is the generally agreed upon norm for a hugboxed pet fluffy.
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>>738411050
4) It was a placeholder in development later to be switched to Hasbio brand kibble.
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>>738410915
Although I may agree that parrot DNA was used, I don't think it would be good to give a fluffy the ability to actually talk. A parrot merely learns to repeat but can't sustain a conversation.

As for the baby DNA I mentioned, it is possible that at Hasbio they supressed something within the human DNA they used, in order to program a fluffy to barely reach a certain mental maturity l, to put it in some way?

Maybe I'm just too Frankenstein-ey and like the dark undertone of unethical human experimentation tbh.

>>738411050
Thanks for the insight!
I like number 3 the most, although number 1 seems the most plausible.
I stand for my italian baby stupid hypothesis though, because I'm that stubborn.
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>>738411395
in my alternate cannon i've given them 12-15 years as ferals / hugbox cared fluffs. so yes they can live as long as you want.

i'd argue that there should be a set limit, i mean wouldnt their DNA degrade after a while if people see them as a toy? wouldnt hasbio want them to have the shortest lifespan to push as many as they could you to increase profit?
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>>738402523
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>>738411756
I understand parrot DNA was used to help form the vocal cords so speech was possible but speech centers of the brain itself...no fucking clue.
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>>738406970
wanna spam a brony thread?
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>Be me; Anonicus Finch, Twenty something Anon living in the kind of suburbs that are trying to be trendy to attract people out of the nearby bigger cities.
>Come home after a day of warehouse work and I'm about to trudge up that single flight of stairs to my lonely little apartment.
>That's when I see, snowey white with a long black tail and ears, it trots across the road from it's owners house to greet me.
>"Mrrrow"
>My neighbor's cat, persian or something, very soft and very sweet, my mother used to feed her when she lived with me.
>Kind of my job now, I don't mind. Even this is comforting after having lost my cat of 15 years recently.
>"Alright AnonaCat, I'll be right back."
>She winds herself between my legs once or twice before letting me step into my apartment. I set my lunchbox in the kitchen before getting a scoop of food from the bag in the hallway closet.
>I pour it into her bowl that I leave out, she butts my hand with her head. I give her a few pats and a scratch behind the ears before I leave her to chow down.
>I've got some grief from my neighbors over this, the old er women think that Anonacat will hurt their little yappie dogs. I generally ignore them.
>My land lord is a fairly hands off kind of manager, happy enough to take my money and let me be. I pay on time so it helps.
>I have talked to them sometimes though, going up or down to my apartment, they say it could attract vermin too, like rats, mice, possums, or worse yet,-
>"Stoopid scwatchy munstah, this am Smawty food nao! Yuu go'way ow get wowstest hoofies!"
>Fluffies.
>Fuck.
>I can hear that Anonacat is having none of that none sense, she is growling, that low sound that leads to claws and hissing and a flurry of white and black!
>Still, still, the walkway from the stairs to my door is narrow, a fight there could lead to her falling down and hurting herself.
>That and I'd hate to give my neighbors ammunition. Fluffies are a problem that would make even my land lord take action.
>Cont.
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but dont parrots have the mental power of a 6 year old
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>>738411936
I wouldn't go near that toxic shit for anything.
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>>738411993
continue sir
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>>738412237
but, their tears

i already have those faggots riled up
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>>738412088
That could be. What is your point?
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>>738408202
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>>738411923
And so I still stand with my opinion that human DNA is mixed in them as the source for the speech centre of their brain, and their toddler behaviour is due to the fact that they're programmed to only develop up to the mental age of a 5 year old.
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>>738412334
I have standards. They may not seem like much, but they're mine.

It took me forever to wander into a fluffy thread before I learned the difference (and still cringe at the occasional overlap.)
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>>738412463
>projection the post
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>>738412389
that maybe parrot dna could have been used but i would say in a very small dose since fluffies have very short term memory
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>>738412595
it's alright, we're getting plenty of headway anyway
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>>738412646
Who are you quoting?
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>>738406888
Classic Artist-Kun, my fav
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>>738412868
The muslim version of the Torah.
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>>738412868
>thinks greentext is only for quoting
>Hewwo new fwiend!
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>>738412463
You ever think that /mlp/ doesn't want it because it's designed to trigger them?
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>>738413655
>implying anon can think
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>>738413655
No.
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>>738412463
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>>738413655
Are you seriously trying to patronise a brony/redditor?
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>>738412463
That's just entirely wrong. Fluffy pony pics were used to troll pony threads on /b/ before /mlp/ was even a thing
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>>738411993
>I hop out of my computer chair and get my pants back on. Why were they off? Mind your business, that's why.
>I head to my door and pull it open. This was a mistake.
>It wasn't just one fluffy, it was three, a lime-green Earthy, A maroon Earthy, And an orange Pegasus. Ferals, dirty, greasy fur, burrs in their fluff, and just the general unkempt nature that comes with living out doors as an animal.
>The Pegasus is at the fore, the Smarty of the troop. His cheeks are puffed out and he is glowering fiercely at Anonacat. His cohorts mirror him to his left and right.
>Anonacat is allowed to wander the neighborhood, at least the general area around her house. Dogs get loose and wander, cats and other critters too.
>In retrospect I consider her next move to be the correct one but at the time it was the one I dreaded most.
>Presented with that fight or flight instinct, she flew. She flew right between my legs and into my apartment.
>"Shit!"
>"Git the Munstah!"
>I don't know what fucked up programming got cross-wired in this Pegasus' skull to make him chase this cat when it had quit the field but the bastard did. By the time I realized what was happening, the Orange pegasus and the Maroon earthy zipped by, down my short entry way and into my apartment.
>The Lime-Green one was the slower of the trio. My brain fires off just in time to catch him at my threshold. Bare-footed, kicking wasn't the best idea. So I stick my right foot out and get my in-step just beneath his neck and his fore legs.
>"Stoopie Hoomin, let Wime G-!" is all he managed to say before... before I sent him flying.
>I promise that this was an accident, I was a bit panicked and a bit startled, what I meant to be a nudge to get him back and away from my door cam with more force and more speed than I had expected or intended!
>The Lime-Green fluffy tumbled, end over end until he hit the door jamb of my upstairs neighbors.
>Cont.
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>>738410428
There is something I honestly enjoy from these foal abuse comics, and that makes me feel like shit, but at the same time I want to see more.... it's strange.
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What is an earthy fluffy and what does it look like?
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>>738414767
It's nice to see smarty babbehs culled before their time.
>>738415204
Basic fluffy with no wings or horn. Supposed to be slightly more durable/stronger than regular fluffies and are generally the toughies in a herd.
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>>738415204
No horn, no wings.
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>>738415204
Just a common fluffy with no special features. 5/10 average af.

>>738414196
Please, continue, kind Anon.
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>>738414196
>This would have been enough to cause some serious injury in and of itself, the Lime's cry of fright lifting to that lung emptying shriek of pain when it collided, ass first with the wall to bowel moving effect.
>But then it dropped... and tumbled down my stairs. Thirteen hard steps. Not just cement but the sort that have rocks embedded into them. My apartment is older than I am.
>I stand and watch him, a startled gasp filling my lungs to aching, a hand clamped over my mouth as I watch this poor bastard bounce, smack and flop all the way down to the cement stoop at the bottom.
>It was a mix of horror and comedy, I didn't know if I should shit myself laughing or try and help the poor bastard. There he lay at the foot of the bottom step, not a single thing right with him. I could hear his pained gurgle and I was about to check on him when I remembered what had preceded his descent.
>"HISSSK!"
>"SCWATCHY FWUFFY UNSTAH LEAVE, DIS AM SMAWTY'S HOUSIE NOW!"
>Fuck and no, Both Fuck and No!
>I rush into my apartment and discover that they have somehow cornered Anonacat. Which... wasn't really a problem.
>I've seen Anonacat straight up wall-run to get around someone she didn't like on the stairs when we found her walked up, not realizing she was there.
>But Anonacat was not having it, friends and neighbors, no. She had tried flight and that didn't work. Now it was time to fight.
>The Maroon moved in first, lowering it's head and charging. Anonacat reacted as you would expect. The first swat stunned it, I heard the impact, a sound 'thwap!' that turned the fluffie's head aside and cut off it's forward momentum.
>Cont.
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>>738412463
I'd like to point out that liking something horrible and sickening that is generally frowned upon by the rest of the world doesn't mean it's our fetish.
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>>738416283
Please Anon, do not stop writing. I promise I won't leave, I will read it all, so don't feel like you're writing in vain or something.
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>>738416283
too late to stop, please continue
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>>738416283
And lo, the beast was dealt a mighy blow as the pilgrim, seeking shelter in the halls of the food-giver, sought to purge the demons that hounded her steps.
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>>738416283
>I swear I saw her claws unsheath as her other paw snapped out and caught the Maroon across the face. My breath caught in my lungs, I saw the blood scatter across my cheap floor liner before the fluffy even felt the pain.
>But when he did, my god that shriek. Shrill and sharp, like a knife in my ear. The odor of it's shit hit me a moment later. The Maroon reared up, forelimbs wheeling in the air. I'd like to think that he had given it up by then. He was about to pivot and run.
>But Anonacat wasn't done and it had just shown her it's throat, and it's belly.
>I saw the wiggle, just for a heart beat but I swa the wiggle as she braced her hind legs and then sprang.
>Her forelimbs stretched outwards and wrapped around the Maroon's body, her teeth sank into it's face. The scream hit new and painful octaves and the Maroon wailed of "WORSTEST HUWRTIES" and screamed it's apologies in a voice that chilled my blood. I really wish they didn't sound so childish.
>Entreaties to it's smartie fell on deaf and horrified ears as the Orange pegasus backed into it's own heap of terror-shit.
>If you've ever had cats you know that things do not get better. You know what happens when they get something wrapped up like that.
>Anonacat and the Maroon fell to their sides, her foreclaws dug into the Maroon's body, her teeth biting into it's cheek. Her hind legs came up and she started raking them across the fluffies belly in those kicks that seem so cute when they're employed against a stuffed bunny rabbit or bear.
>She gutted him, friends. Every rake tore open his belly and wrenched out his entrails, spilling them out onto my dining room floor. He emptied himself as she emptied him. His words lost in screams of agony and terror. One kick even tore open his scrotem and severed his testicles from his body. His words returned jost long enough for him to mourn their departure with a cry of "MY WUMPS"
>Cont.
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>>738417493
Mah wumps! Muh spesul babbeh wumps!
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>>738417493

Please continue. This is getting interesting.
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My ass-crack smells like shit and fish
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Okay, the raid is over. Let's get back to posting shit.
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>>738417493
>It seemd like minutes, I won't stretch hyperbole so far as to say hours but I will attest to minutes. I imagine it wasn't any longer than six seconds however.
>I don't know if it was the smell of the terror-shit, the fear piss that mixed with the blood and gore that stained her snowy fur, or maybe she had just proven her point.
>She untangled herself from the Maroon and left, her paws leaving little track od blood across my linoleum and then my carpet as she darted down the hallway and out the door..
>The Maroon was.... The Maroon was still alive, laying on it's side, it's entrails dragged out of it through ragged holes in it's stomach, intestines perforated and leaking... exactly what you would expect. His screams had emptied his lungs and left him hoarse. He begged for help, for huggies, I couldn't make out all of it.
>I was in shock, utter shock. I felt hot and cold and my mind reeled. I drug a chair out from under my dining table and dropped myself down into it. My stomach churned. I don't like the sight of blood, it makes me feel queasy and faint.
>Not something I'm proud to admit here but it's true. I felt it prickle in my scalp, felt myself start to float and saw the darkness encroach at the edge of my vision.
>I mustered through, aided by the feel of something against my leg. It was the Orange. That god damned Orange.
>Up until now, I, your narrator have been innocent of these cruelties. Mostly innocent at least. The first was an accident, we will say the second was simply a animal defending itself..
>But I, I have my temper dear reader. It is my worst feature. I have done my best to cool it but I've only made the fuse longer... and I was at the end of it.
>My heart hammered in my chest, my blood thundered in my ears. My lungs swelled and emptied as I took in great breaths through my nose.
>"Mistuh, Mistuh is the bad Scwatchie Munstah gone, Mistuh. Pwease don't wet the scwatchie munstah come back."
>Cont.
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>>738418725
Or is it?

>>738404956
>>738404956
>>738404956
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>>738418914
Son of a bitch. Once more into the breach, I suppose!
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>>738418787
You gonna kill the orange?
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>>738418787
>I trembled, shaking with anger as I reached down and anchored my fingers in the Orange's neck scruff.
>He tried to get away at that last moment. If Hasbio hadn't wired them like they did, maybe he would have run away. Maybe he had some sob story, used to be a pet and he got kicked out.
>It didn't matter, I wasn't even thinking six seconds ahead of myself much less trying to empathize with the little cretin.
>I stood, steadied by anger that ran cold in the pit of my stomach. I stood, teeth grinding together as I tread through something soft, slick and warm on my way to the door to my patio. I worked the dead bolt and stepped out onto the cement.
>The sun was setting but the heat still remained in the concrete, burning my feet. I let it, spiting myself, just angry at nothing, everything, and at the fluffy. I stepped out to the guard rail and I just breathed. Breathed while I heard the thing complain about bad upsies and hurties.
>Breathed while it kicked and sturggled, it's hooves knocking against my thigh. I almost did it too. I almost stepped back into the house and just let him go.
>I heard him say "Sowwie Poopies!" a moment too late. I felt the wet warmth of his emptying bowels spray against my thigh. Revulsion and rage mixed together in a hot flash of red and I let the bastard fly.
>I let him fgo in a under-handed swing, hurling him up above the roof of my little two story apartment. He didn't go far but he went far enough. Even if he had landed in the grass, he would have been crippled, but I just managed to put him in the street. He landed and he went still His body impacting with a soft, wet sound.
>The pain in my feet managed to cut through the rage and I was soon lunging back into my apartment, narrowly avoiding slipping in the entrails and shit of the Maroon.
>I wrote him off for dead but faint sobs and a pained wriggle told me otherwise. The anger I had for the Orange, I could not muster for the Maroon.
>He had already gotten it bad enough.
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>>738420029
More. What happened to the poor cat?
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Blue fucking anon here. I hate myself and want to die. No new chapters today, and probably none tommorow. In a deep funk, can't do Blue. But maybe I might crank some abuse or something out of my ass.
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>>738420029
>I carefully knelt down, avoiding the blood and offal as best I could.
>I felt sick, devoid of even the fortitude to not regret what I had done.
>To placate my aching conscience, I reached down and I stroked my hand across his forehead... >He was soft despite a bit of grit. I could see why people would keep them. His eyes pleaded for help, a kind of help I couldn't really give.
>I pretend at being a fine, upstanding person... but taking him to a vet would be costly and they could only make him comfortable. Let's not kid ourselves either, it's not like they're on the same level as dogs or cats, either. Even the staunches supporter has to admit that.
>So while I stroked his head, I placed my hand on his neck and gently began to work my thumb into his wind pipe.
>Panic gave him renewed energy. He wiggled and kicked. Even tried to bite me. I thought about letting him, christian guilt demanding I suffer for a sin.
>But I didn't. I had suffering enough in my future with the clean up. Soon, he stopped kicking To be sure, I held on for another minute past his final spasm.
>I knelt there for a long time... well, five minutes until my knees started to ache.I rose up and struggled with where to start...
>Clean up was as bad as you would expect. Maroon found his final resting place in the dumpster of my little complex. The Lime Green one was granted the same kindness as his compatriot... I felt worse for having forgotten about him.
>Orange, I left Orange right the fuck where he was, bitter and spiteful.
>Anonacat was fine. I don't talk to my neighbors but I imagine she gave them a bit of a scare. I doubt she begrudged them the bath afterwards.
>She was a little gun shy for a while but eventually, she returned. I didn't blame her.
>Although I did feed her a little less from then on. Enough to give her a good snack but not a heaping helping like I used to.
>I don't want to attract any more vermin.
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>>738402523
This shit will destroy your brain
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>>738420982
Thanks. Nicely done.
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>>738421383
Thank you.
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>>738402807
Your story is retarded. Constrictors don't swallow prey alive ( except harmless things like fish or insects) I'm getting the sorry stick for you.
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>>738421801
>except harmless things
Nigga, do you even know what a fluffy pony is?
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>>738410377
Why ignore the dancie babbeh? Those are the best ones
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>>738414049
>>738414079

You posted them out of order. The last one is the first one in the series. Poopeh Babbeh Supreme still lives.
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>>738414079
thats sad
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I want to fuck one of these.

Get a really pretty one, probably pink and white, treat it well, except for one night a week when I will suddenly grab it and fuck its ass against its will, purely to hear it cry and struggle.

The rest of the time, model owner. Tons of toys and sketties and love.

That one night of the week though...
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>>738424924
I would do something similar, but without the rape thing. Just normal punishments (sorry stick, sorry box, pinching, taser, vinegar in eyes, making it drink habanero sauce, or pour some habanero sauce in ass). Say, every saturday evening or night?

If it's a male one I'd probably just tie him in the basement and program a machine to beat his "speciaw wumps" every 15 minutes, like I once saw in a popular comic about a poopie foal named Nestle.
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