>Name ONE good reason to live Protip: You can't

Grilled cheese sandwiches

>>738402267
>To call OP a faggot

faggot

>>738402433
>ONE
>sandwichES

Being a pedantic shitposter annoys people. Good enough to keep me from suck starting a 590 so far.

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Porn

Answer: Children.

My protip: Go kill yourself before you make any. Fucking emo faggot.

>>738402267
because i can

>>738402267
>proof op is right
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=05Ogn09G2Y4

anyone else see chuck mcgill in OP pic

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>>738402267
Reducing unnecessary suffering in the following groups, in the following order:
Yourself
Your house
Your community
Your nation
The world

Purely out of spite towards a universe that as far as we know is very bad at supporting life

Porn seems to be getting better.

>>738402267
Fucking your mother in the ass while we watch "The Labyrinth"

>>738402267
Reasons don't matter.

When people start talking like you OP they need to be locked up and put on a heavy regimen of drugs until they can come to grips about being alive.

>>738402267
To fuck children.

>>738403342
But children are not biologically capable of having sex.

>>738402267
food is p good

>>738402865
I could kick your ass actually

>>738403287
honestly though whats the difference between that and just killing yourself? either way you are destroying who you are and how you think, why is society so against suicide. its like they give more of a shit about having another body contributing rather then actually helping them do what they feel is right

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I get to fuck this everyday. Life is bretty gud

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>>738403743
One more. She's on the right.

>>738403743
>Every day I stroke my tiny pee pee to this jpeg

And??

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>>738403743
Got dem noodz, /b/ro?

>>738403828
Oh so you have a collection of pics from some chick's website?

awesome

>>738403833
Lmao you jelly?

>>738403915
Lmao why you so jelly?

>>738403931
You aren't tapping that faggot
why would you post face?

>>738403623
Stop pretending you have self-confidence after implying you can't even fight hard enough to keep the will to live.

>>738403976
>>738403931
faggot you're 12
you ain't fucking that

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>>738402267
cause someday you'll die

>>738402267
CASH ME OUTSIDE girls tits in 4 years.

will i get laid this week?

>>738403410
What kind of beta cuck answer is this?

>>738404041
Do you accept the scientific explanation for death or is there more after?

>>738404135
I could knock a couple of your fucking teeth out actually, faggot. Who's beta now?

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>>738402267
to be loved by a dog

>>738404225
But dogs really aren't a substitution for human intimacy.

getting good boy points and fucking waifus

>>738403980
Bc she'll bounce on this dick no matter what.

>>738404207
So much edge. So summer.

>>738404305
so basically lack of human intimacy is your reason for wanting to die

>>738404020
How old do you think she is dummy?

>>738404371
Faggot what if that gets back to her family? You could do jail time.

posting on 4chan

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>>738404305
thats true, but its still a good reason i think

>>738402267

falafel

>>738404392
I'm saying dogs are a false sense of security. You cannot hide behind a dog. If you do not experience human intimacy you have not fulfilled your life's purpose.

>>738404371
I could fuck you up pretty hard. And yes it's summer. So what?

>>738402267
Fallout: New Vegas

>>738404412
You post like a 12 year old who found some chick's stash on the Internet. It's obvious, faggot.
Obvious.

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>>738404502
Sounds like some/b/ody was dumped. lets hear the story faggot

>>738404559
This

>>738404502
>implying you can only do one thing during your entire lifetime and have no time to do anything else but that one thing

time to broaden your horizons dude

>>738404602
U post like ur jelly af. Why u so jelly, /b/ro? Have you ever slid your dick into a warm wet vag before?

>>738404680
Just saying. A dog is a weak substitution for human companionship. Ultimately Dogs belong with dogs.
Humans belong with humans.

>>738402267
Rape. I live to rape.

>>738404732
If your entire existence is centered around a dog, you have chosen a very narrow life path.

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>>738404545

>>738404465

this even the israelis and palestinians agree on that shit

>>738404811
You aren't fucking that you 8th grade retard.

Also, ask the teacher how to speak English tomorrow.

>>738404865
So what if it's summer?
Why are you being a total faggot about it?
YES ITS SUMMER
SO WHAT

>>738404864
>name ONE good reason to live
>named a good reason to live
>HURR DURR LIVING LIFE FOR ONLY THAT ONE THING IS WRONG

yeah thats why OP posed the question to name one thing. As in, ONE thing out of MANY things.

>>738402267
To inflict misery on others, making them feel as bad as you...

>>738405046
Making excuses for your shortcomings by latching onto a dog is not a "good reason to live." You are hiding.

Hiding, anon.

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>>738405016
>>Being this new

>>738403743
Holy fuck i know this bitch

>>738405123
Is that what you told the teacher when she took your iPhone, brah?

>>738404931
Alright anon you win. I'm not fucking that. Now answer my question. Have you slid your dick into a warm wet vag before?

>>738405170
IM NOT NEW GODDAMMIT
FUCK YOU

>>738405205
a few times
what's your point?

>>738405177
I'm the guy who posted it. Tell us her name if you know her.

>>738405274
Tell me how it went down.

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>>738405134
lel sounds like;

>youve never owned a dog
>youre crawling in your skin
>you are an emo shitlord

>>738405308
It was really intense. I didn't use a condom, either, but she was on birth control so we could fuck like rabbits.

>>738405352
Dogs are stupid.
Learn how to interact with actual humans.

>>738405286
Chelsea Trainor,
Your typical Stacie, have fun /b/ros.

>>738405352
I could kick your ass faggot.

>>738405425
believe it or not, it is entirely possible to do both at the same time

as long as youre not an emo shitlord

>>738405464
She's a Spacey Stacie?
far out

>>738405542
At least I can truly express myself
you have to pick up a dog's shit

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>>738405242
>Not new
>Not recognizing a summer meme
>kys

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>>738402267
Korean w̶o̶m̶e̶n̶ food.

>>738405464
No. First name starts with a T.

>>738405608
Look fuck you. What does summer have to do with anything? I could fuck you up pretty bad.

>>738405690
lol

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>>738405488
Oooooh I'm scared...

>>738405649
dog isn't that tasty

>>738405587
Yes. I'm sure you have absolutely no problems whatsoever expressing yourself

>>738405763
Look, Spencer told me this is a place where I could really fuck some faggots up. That's what I'm thinking of doing.

>>738402267
Who the fuck do you think you are?

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>>738405782
Jajjangmyeon is a true delicacy, I assure you.

>>738405798
Dogs aren't sentient beings either
there is literally no scientific evidence to back this up

>>738405587
Doing just a bang up job so far sport

>>738405894
>Jajjangmyeon
but what if you have to cut salt out of your diet??

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>>738405690

>>738405979
Oh are you mad now that science so inconveniently destroys your narrative?

>>738403991
top fucking kek

>>738405904
That doesn't mean that people can't enjoy their companionship. Sounds like you don't have a lot of that in your own life, based off of your arguments.

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>>738405990
Hm well...it's not particularly salty. You'll just have to avoid a majority of Korean food then. At the very least, you can have patbingsu.

>>738402267
Sex, drugs and money are pretty good reasons to live

>>738406050
You can read, but you can't really comprehend, can you?

>>738406425
this

>>738404143
lmao whats the scientific explanation for death and going to need sources

>>738404455
By love you mean a big hard cock knotted in my ass and spurting an endless amount of cum in my mouth and on my face. Then yes... that is a great reason to live.

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>>738402267
gonna get high tomorrow

>>738402267
>Name ONE good reason to die
Protip: You can't

>>738403991
Jk. I don't have a will to live either. You probably could kick my ass lol.

>>738406941
Yes. Life eats ass.

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>>738406941
To make the pain stop.

>not OP

>>738402267
because death is inevitable so why force it

>>738402267
Spicy memes.

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>>738407115

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>Hurr durr, life is pointless and I have depression, look how different and smart I am
Go back to beating your microdick to Rick and Morty like the pseudo-intellectual 14 year old you are

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>>738407607
Feel better about yourself now?

>>738402267
for the lulz

>>738407607
stfu faggot