Storytime

The last man on Earth sat quietly in his living room. There was a knock on the door.

>>738401324

Things got really fucked up really fast.

>>738401648

It looks like she's aiming for it.

Why is autism such a potent KEK

>>738401782

Why does Ellie have to shave?

>>738401367
Well that escalated quickly.

>>738401902

not all black dudes have giant cocks apparently

>>738402079

now i'm thinking about everyone walking around naked fuk

>>738401826
This book was likely made by a person that has never seen an actual vagina, and besides there is much worse to process before we examine how the human anatomy is artistically presented

>>738402226
Uh oh...

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>>738401324
0 to 100 really fuckin quick

some one needs to put this Ellie
>>738401648

into this pic
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>>738401902
I would pay good money for any R34 of this kid fucking Ellie really hard in the anus

>>738402502
I have a feeling thats where this is going....

>>738402538

So it's like a runny nose? wtf?

What is this, does this actually exist as a book?
Fucking kek

>>738402462
the bin? like, the fucking waste paper bin? not the FUCKING TOILET?

>>738402627
This

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>>738401367
>>738401648
>>738401782
>>738401902
>>738402403
>>738402538

How old is Elli and this other boy? This is bordering on CP. (No I'm not calling for moods) But isn't this a published book? Who the fuck thought this was a normal thing to publish?

>>738402613
mucus forming from agitation of a semi-permeable membrane then oozing from a bodily orifice
sounds like identical process to me

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>>738402697
i dont see a child anywhere in this pictures are you sure you arent just a huge retard who should die?
like you niggas should really stop mistaking pictures for children.

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end

>>738402757
oh wait, it's her dad's favorite DVD instead, the one he recorded on the spycam in Ellie's room

>>738401446
The writer even matched that cheeky "I'm about to rub one in" look... this motherfucker...

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>>738402476

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>>738402866

what did this have to do with autism?

Damn it ellie! Always flicking the bean!

>>738403027
I know, mom could do SO much better than that douche

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>>738402995

>>738402403
Does Ellie have fucking vibrator hands?

>>738401275
Mmm...cheese pizza...my favorite...

>>738402866
Mom, dad, you won't believe what I just figured out how to do!
That's amazing, honey. Why don't you tell us all about it.
Jesus Christ, Karen. It's bad enough we just had to listen to her autistic sex screams, do we really need her to talk about it?
Yes, Joe. It will help her be more sociable.
Fine, but I need to dose up on xanax.

>>738403109
That 70s porn mustache though....

>>738403027
>kill me

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>>738402697

I'm waiting for the live action version starring Chloe Moretz. That's when I'll masturbate to this shit, not before.

Ah. It's good to see Ellie again. Does anyone have the image where Ellie's dad is Hitler? Thanks.

imagine the autism needed to write and illustrate this.

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Great thread op

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>>738402869
lol

This is how every episode of Clarissa Explains It All should have gone

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holy god of kek

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>>738403488

>>738403217
>Jesus Christ, Karen. It's bad enough we just had to listen to her autistic sex screams, do we really need her to talk about it?

REEEEE! REE REE REEEEEE!

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>>738402866

>>738403488
Bless your soul, anon.

>>738403502

Clarissa was an autistic cunt. It all makes sense now.

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>>738402995

>>738401902
What is this, a book about autism or an auction?

image of ellie masturbating at isis beheadings?

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>>738403676

>>738403616

She looks related to Rick Sanchez.

>>738401098
https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=05Ogn09G2Y4

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>>738401648
I want this printed on a t shirt

with this caption
>>738401606

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>>738403768
this thread

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>>738401648
i'll never not kek loudly at this picture

>>738402128
Ellie may be an exhibitionist

>>738402226
Yea she likes that seat

>>738403989

"Sigh, read her the book again honey, she's doing it wrong."

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>>738401902

>>738404070

when did ellie chub up?

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>>738401098
Not pictured: Ellie has an autistic meltdown because she can't fingerbang her gynie at 3:17. Because at 3:14 she tells her mom that she is going to her room to be in her private time. At 3:15 she locks her bedroom door and prepares tissue to clean herself with. at 3:16 she removes her dress and her leggings and folds them neatly on her dresser. And at 3:17 she fingerbangs her gynie for 42 seconds until she achieves orgasm.

She is in public at 3:17 where she is not allowed to fingerbang her gynie because that is public and fingerbanging her gynie is private. So she must scream as loud as she can until she gets her sippy cup.

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>>738403935

wtf is wrong with all of you, i mean how is this a thing, and i cant blame you for the obvious porn potential, but i mean... i cant sometimes with you degenerates

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>>738404122

>>738404070
Apparently her way of dealing with the problem is Stress Eating.

>>738403935
M E G A K E K
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G
A
K
E
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>>738404239
You mean you just can't even?
Are you literally shaking?
Did you vomit when you read this?

>>738402598
>washes her hands
huh, I guess Ellie's not Italian.

>>738404239
>i just learned a new word!
stop copying me faggot

>>738403564
Can someone make this slightly pixilated

So where is the Shota version?

I really want to watch Ellie choking on black cock while her dad urinates on her

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>>738404239
What? Underage Autistic Chicks are hot.

>>738404512
I would pay for this.

>>738404534
Beautiful. God bless you, anon

>>738404512
And this is why I come here...

>>738403304
did you make this?

Wasn't there a male version? And a book about Ellie taking a shit?

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>>738404534
This is better

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>>738404446

>>738404070
Sadly enough, i can fap to this

I've got friends with an autistic 9yo daughter that mindlessly rub her cunt all the time
I'm kinda tempted to get this book for them

>>738403203
jesus fucking christ, anon

>>738404708
Just send them to this thread. They might put her down.

>>738404698
Thats a little much anon but I appreciate your effort

>>738404534
>>738404676
Goddamn you fuckers work fast.

>>738404708
Jesus man, what the fuck is wrong with you.

Lend a hand to the kid. Show her how to do it right. The kid is dying for a cock and you're sitting there playing Bookmobile?

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>>738404838
JK, I made that one for laughs. Here you go

>>738404814
This thread is gold.

>>738404882
>this

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>>738404838
Wait, wrong one. Sorry

>>738404889
Perfection

>>738404877
thats what i'm saying!

I heard there's a muslim version called Fatima Gets Her Pissflaps Hacked Off Wit hA Razor Blade

>>738404979
>>738404976
This is also nice

>>738404708
>I've got friends with an autistic 9yo daughter that mindlessly rub her cunt all the time
So the friends are rubbing their daughter's cunt? Did i read that right?

>>738405040
Thanks, use whichever is nicer. Or use both I don't give a fuck.

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>>738403935

>>738404994
>>738404877

Newfags detected.

>>738404882
I would
but my friends would get pissed off
I know bc the mom complains all the time about how the daughter's biological dad has explicitly stated in writing that he wants full custody of her when she turns 12 bc he is most attracted to 12-14yo girls

>>738405096
holy shit

>>738405096
This fucking edit is amazing, Anon.

>>738405096
GOD DAMNIT

>>738405070
This thread just keeps getting better

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>autism 2: electric boogaloo

>>738405415
oh shit here we go

>>738404877
These were made ahead of time. Ellie's been a thing since, what, March?

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>>738405415
For the love of Kek.
Please

>>738405415
What ive been waiting for

>>738405415
here we go again

>>738405202
Just when you thought this thread couldn't get any better...

>>738405415
Didn't the author also make a book about Ellie taking a shit? Not even joking, BTW.

>>738402866
She should wash her hands

>>738405622
shopped
but still pretty good

>>738405794
Well dang flabbit

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>>738405794
Well dang nabbit

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>>738401648
Meme of the month?

>>738405800
>>738405936
Can we get a story time on this?

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>>738405070

>>738406069
Holy shit, my sides are no longer

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>>738406069

>>738401648
Why does the black girl only have 2 misshapen teeth and no fashion sense? Also why does the Asian chick have 2x4s for legs?

SOMEONE SHOULD SEND OUR MODIFIED MEME VERSIONS AND/OR PICS OF THIS THREAD TO THE AUTHOR

>>738406029
>shit facebook meme
>doesn't know ellie's been around for like 4-5 months
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉ

>>738401406
>no oxford comma

lost boner

>>738402168
There are lots of types of cunts, and that's not an uncommon look from the front. Remember, kids: if you've seen one, you haven't seen 'em all.

>>738406275
Welcome to reality Anon

>>738401135
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>>738401952
this isn't real

>>738402697
this book is for autistic and retarded girls in heat and i'm not even trolling

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>>738406213

>>738406213
you know i want some cheese pizza

>>738406275
more important question: WHY IS THE AUTISTIC CHILD TOUCHING HERSELF IN PUBLIC OKAY FOR KIDS TO READ ABOUT

>>738406470
fUCK

>>738401324
Yeah dancing! And pizza! And touc-o...oh...

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What's this?
Something actually funny on /b/?

>>738406572
Nigger did you even read it? It says its not okay to be doing that

>>738406495
Except that it is. I once saw a copy of it at my library a few years ago. Of course, I (regretfully) didn't check it out.

>>738406572
Because kids should be touching themselves and attracting pedo attention.

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>>738401098

i wanna see jonathan's secret stash... you know he drew some good stuff that didn't get in the books

>>738406745
You're a big girl

>>738406606
This PNG template is the start of tons of crappy homemade memes.

>>738406495
It is, if we still had /rs/ I'd post the pdf.

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>>738406750

>>738401275
That isn't cheese.

>>738405363
When did Ellie get such lopsided tits?

>>738406850
4u

>>738406708
you think kids actually read this shit? when you were younger did you read anything that didn't have a picture right next to the words and spend the entire time looking at the picture while some dipshit reads the damn thing to you? well now that dipshit is gonna be me and you, fuckface, and this is our reading material

>>738404213

damn... ellie went butch

>>738406743
i just can't be alive anymore

>>738405622
chokked on my kek

>>738406470
holy shit i still have those templates too, why didn't i think of this

>>738402866
Dad has seen some shit.

RRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

>>738402697
>thinking a cartoon with huge breasts is cp.

Neck yourself.

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I can't believe nobody has done this yet.

>>738407177
What the hell? Also nice dubs.

>>738402128
Fuckin spoilsports, if I didn't think there was even a tiny chance of seeing retards diddling themselves in public, I don't know that I'd even get up in the morning

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>>738402226
>>738404064

>>738407557
It runs in the family.

>>738407710
i'll see what i can do to not make that happen for you

>>738407735
You observant little fuck.

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>>738401902

Holy shit, this thread is killing me. There's still some life left in /b/ after all.

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>>738407710
Ain't no porn like tardporn.

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>>738406875
you can't post on /co/?

>>738401324
>their own vaginas
thank god they precised it

here's a little story of mine regarding my autistic niece...

she was 8 yo when she started to get curious about her body and figured out how to masturbate. when her mother found out about it, she went nuts (sadly she's a religious nuts too) and began sprouting how it's the devil's work to masturbate etc etc, putting her daughter in such weird state regarding masturbation.

so what happened to her? miserable.

>>738408236
Is...is that ellie's mom

>>738408133
could you work that up into a more interesting story about her dad raping her while her mom massaged shit into her autistic hairless vagina?

>>738406470
If I see that fucking tard one more time.

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>>738407557
I can't belive this is not a joke yet

>>738407177
That cat. lol

>>738403280
I mean he did just listen to his autistic daughter hoot and screech in her room with god damn vibrating hands.

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>>738408129
With autists, you have to be super specific or they have a sippycup meltdown.

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>this entire goddamn thread

>>738408458
bretty good

add a loaf

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>>738408345

>>738408458
Any Ellie in India?

so we're several months into this now, surely someone has posted full copies of the other ellie books by now?

>>738408473
Colombine....my sides.

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>>738405096
this thread

>>738408612
You've just crossed the line

>>738401952

Wait till Ellie visits the big city, lies all lies.

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>>738405415

>>738408731
>ellie's room
MY FUCKING SIDES

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>>738406069

Where can i find these comics?

>>738401606
>Ellie does not touch her vagina or breasts when she is in public.
>>738401648
>immediately touching her vag in public

>>738408929
They might be at your local Chapters.

>>738408906
Wait, really? Is this real?

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