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Fluffy thread!

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Fluffy thread!
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Where did you find a picture of Chocofag
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>>738375237
Kweh
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>>738375760
why would an owner want a crippled pet?
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>>738375832
Were you sick again? Where have you been
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>>738376079

Pillowing was originally a punishment for chronic bad behavior. It made the fluffy entirely dependent on its owner for all of its needs and thus, more obedient. Pillowing does introduce some negative health issues as well as the loss of will to live but nobody cares. This is the fluffyverse after all.

Later on, pillowing your fluffy became sort of a fashionable body mod. Again, nobody cares about or considers the health and welfare of the fluffy.
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>>738376447
okay, so first ti was for punishment or to make the weak fluffy less dependent and more manageable, now its just trendy?
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>>738376095
Kweh.
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>>738376613

Pretty much. Some headcanons have pet shops offering body mods right alongside spaying & neutering.
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>>738376755
oh cool, hope you had fun.
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>>738374938
I thought it was going to be a fluffy waking up his daddeh. It wasn't.
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>filename
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did you mean filename.jpg?
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>>738376913
heh, its funny, most fans try to write off fluffy abuse as justice on account of some fluffies being assholes, even though the human seem to be the biggest dicks in the head cannon.
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>>738379995

Then i shall gift you a story you'll appreciate.

>Be a fluffy pony owner
>Your fluffy is a light blue pegasus mare with an orange mane
>You named her Sky
>She was the sweetest thing in the world when you brought her home from the store, all wiggly legs and pretty fluff
>She's still very sweet, loves you with all her heart
>But you're pretty sure Sky is retarded
>Now, fluffies in general are not well known for their intelligence
>But you suspect that Sky didn't just hit the bottom of the I.Q. chart, but grabbed a shovel and started digging
>"Pick up the treat, Sky! Pick up the treat!"
>"Whewe tweat daddeh? Whewe tweat!?"
>"It... it's right in front of you sweetie. Look, I'm pointing right at it."
>"Siwwy daddeh, dat ou fingah! Fingahs nawt tweats!"
>You eventually have to pick it back up and hold it in front of her face
>Sky's so excited, she doesn't even bother to take it out of your hand before she eats it
>She just shoves her face over it and starts chewing, biting your fingers in the process
>Her stupidity hurts worse than the bites
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>>738380261

>Housebreaking Sky was a challenge
>Sky's so dumb, when she gets face up against a wall she thinks she's trapped and won't move
>She can stay like that for hours if you're not home
>At first you tried using a sorry box to punish her when she made "bad poopies", but she accidentally sorry boxes herself every day
>When you did it to her on purpose she didn't understand that she was being punished
>Eventually you took her into the bathroom with her litter box and a rolled up newspaper, and fed her a bowl of raisins
>For hours you put her in the litterbox while she pooped uncontrollably, and told her she was a good girl
>Put her on the floor, and when she pooped there you smacked her on the rump
>Back and forth, over and over
>Repetition is the only way to get to some fluffies, and after hours of it you hammered the lesson through even Sky's thick skull
>Even then she needed a few days before she realized she could use the litter box when it wasn't in the bathroom
>Even then she sometimes shits on the floor because she can't remember where her litter box is
>It's only the largest object in her safe room aside from her bed, and it's not a big room
>But if Sky isn't facing it when she has to take a dump, she can't find it
>It never occurs to her to turn around
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>>738380298

>Sky thinks she can fly
>Most of the time this isn't a problem, because there's nothing high enough in her safe room to jump off of
>But you do let her out most days, because having a pet you can only interact with in one room is kind of boring
>You do your best, most of your furniture isn't climbable
>You have baby gates at the top and the bottom of the stairs
>If you pick her up you have to hold her very carefully, because at any moment she might try to jump out of your arms
>You know a few people with pegasus fluffies who let them ride on their shoulders
>You were at least smart enough to never try this with Sky
>But you didn't think to do anything about the couch
>The back's only a few feet high, it's on carpet, how badly could she possibly hurt herself?
>When the vet puts a cast on her left back leg so she can't move it while the sprain heals, he says she's probably lucky she didn't break her little neck
>You've heard some pegasus fluffies with strong enough wings can glide a little, but Sky doesn't try that
>She beats her wings as hard as she can
>That actually makes her fall faster
>Which is probably how she sprained her leg, despite landing on a throw pillow that you managed to get underneath her
>You ask the vet if he can put one of those stupid-looking cones on her because you're determined to get some amusement out of this
>When Sky wakes up she thinks she's in a round plastic sorry box, panics, and shits all over your passenger seat
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>>738380363

>Sky is also a huge slut
>She's almost a year old, and she's been wanting babies for a while
>Any time you take her out of the house, any time you let her into the back yard, she's looking for a stallion to knock her up
>She will literally show her ass to anything that looks remotely like a fluffy stallion
>She propositions cats and dogs
>Once, a rabbit that had wandered into your yard actually started humping her
>You decided to let it, because you figured maybe she'd learn a lesson
>Sky tried to make the rabbit stay afterwards because she wanted it to be her special friend
>It actually managed to give her "gud feews"
>A week later she's throwing tantrums because she's not pregnant, and you have to explain to her at least five times a day that fluffies and bunnies can't have babies
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>>738379995
In most headcanons, fluffies are also a pest and extreme nuisance that have caused millions of dollars in economic damage.
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>>738380410

>What Sky lacks in intelligence, she makes up for in tenacity
>One day when you have a couple of friends over, she catches sight of a feral stallion through the fence, and convinces him to dig into the yard so he can bang her
>The first and only opportunity she gets in months, and she grabs it with all four hooves
>You're distracted with barbecue just long enough for her to get her freak on
>"Hey man, is that your fluffy pony getting humped under that bush?"
>"Oh you MOTHERFUCKERS!!!"
>Too late, a big pink earth fluffy has gotten Sky knocked all the way up
>You spike him over the fence like a volleyball
>Sky is heartbroken for about two seconds
>Then she goes around excitedly telling everybody that she's going to be a mommy
>You decide that maybe if actually having babies will make her shut up about wanting them, it might be worth it to let her have them
>God willing, one of them will be smart enough not to hurl itself off of tall furniture
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>>738380513

>"How tahm tiw babbehs!?"
>"Well, a fluffy's gestation period is about three weeks, give or take, and you've been pregnant for about five minutes, so I'd say about three weeks."
>"Nuuuuu! Fwee week tu wong! Wan babbehs naow!"
>"Yeah I really don't think this is something you can force sweetie, you're just going to have to be patient."
>"Whut 'pate-ent'?"
>"It means you're going to have to wait without crying."
>"Wait fow whut?"
>"Your... your babies?"
>"Babbehs!? Skah wan babbehs! How tahm tiw babbehs!?"
>You have this conversation roughly one thousand times
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>>738380589

>Sky does eventually calm down when she starts to show
>Actually being able to tell she's pregnant seems to satisfy her, so she stops asking how much longer it'll take
>Thank god, because that was the longest week of your life
>You're still concerned, mainly because you're not sure Sky's up to the task of raising a foal
>Or five, as the internets tell you she's capable of producing
>She only has two tits, you suspect that if her number of babies don't correlate exactly the logistics of feeding will fry her brain
>You do research, stock up on formula and other essentials in case things go south
>Do fluffies actually explode if they get agitated during labor?
>Internets seem pretty evenly split
>The vet swears he's seen it happen, but he could easily be fucking with you
>As the day approaches, Sky becomes less and less mobile
>For the first time since you got her, you can leave her alone just about anywhere in the house without worrying about her killing herself
>All she does is eat, sleep, and cry hysterically when she shits outside the litter box
>You may have trained her a little too well in that particular area
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>>738379393
feminists are going to use this one.
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>>738380645

>You spend as much time at home as you can, but even with time off from your job you have to run errands
>Return from a grocery run one day to discover that in the half an hour you were gone, Sky gave birth to two healthy foals
>One is a purple earth fluffy, the other is a bright pink pegasus
>"Wook Daddeh," she says tiredly, beaming at you, "Skah haf babbehs!"
>You are absolutely amazed that she managed to give birth on her own without screwing something up
>The foals seem to be clean and uninjured
>The purple one is still feeding, while the pink pegasus is sleeping peacefully in its mother's belly fluff
>"I'm so proud of you sweetheart. You're going to be a great mommy."
>You scratch her behind the ears as she giggles with hapiness at the praise
>She even makes a cute little chirping noise
>...wait, that's not her
>The chirping is coming from somewhere else in the room
>"Sky? Sweetie? How many babies did you have?"
>Sky can't count to save her life, she just points at her two foals
>"Skah haff babbeh... an odda babbeh."
>The babies you can see are being completely silent
>You still hear chirping, and it's starting to sound increasingly frantic
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>>738380783

>Interrogating Sky further would be pointless, so you search the room
>Luckily there aren't many places to hide in the safe room, and after about ten seconds you realize the chirping is coming from the litter box
>The fuck?
>Lying near the edge of the box, buried halfway in the litter, is a brown earth fluffy foal
>You carefully pick the tiny thing up and wipe the litter out of its wet fluff
>The foal latches onto your little finger and starts suckling
>You are trembling with incredulous anger
>"Sky you little... did you put this baby in your litter box!?"
>Sky's eyes widen
>"Nu daddeh! Nu put babbeh in wittabawks! Babbehs aww hewe!"
>You hold the brown foal in front of her
>"Then what the fuck is this!?"
>Sky folds her ears back at the profanity, and her pink foal wakes up and starts crying
>She comforts the foal by holding it against her belly and petting it while she looks at what's in your hand
>"Daddeh... dat's poopie," she says
>"Wha... it's your foal, just because it's this color..."
>"Daddeh," says Sky, in the same tone of voice you use to lecture her when she's being particularly dense, "Dat nawt babbeh. Dat poopie. Skah put poopie in wittabawks. Den Skah give miwkie nummehs to babbehs."
>You stare at her, mouth agape
>"...it... it's making noise and moving."
>"Noisy poopie," she says
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Ready for my dose of blue been over a week since I've been on
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>>738380870

>You actually can't believe this
>You've heard stories that some fluffies reject their foals because they're too small, or they don't like their color, or because they smell bad
>You know that fluffies certainly don't react well to alicorn babies
>But you have never heard of a fluffy mother rejecting a brown baby because she thought it was literally shit
>"Sky... look, I know it's the same color as your poop, but this is a baby fluffy, I promise you. It needs to eat just like your other foals. Okay? Here I'll show you."
>You bring the foal closer and try to lay it on Sky's stomach next to her teats
>She flips the fuck out
>"NUUUUUUU!!! Nu poopies in fwuff! Nu poopie on babbehs! Nu smell pwetty!!!"
>All three of her babies immediately wake up and start crying, squeaking and chirping like crazy
>Sky flails like a mad thing, trying to keep the brown baby off of her
>In fact, she flails so hard that one of her back legs catches the pink foal and a wild kick sends it flying
>The foal lets out a high-pitched "EEEEEEEEEEEEE!" until it hits the baseboard with a tiny, pathetic thump
>You're so shocked that you pull the brown foal away from Sky and back away from her
>Sky calms down after a minute and quiets the purple foal, licking and nuzzling it until it falls asleep
>You gingerly roll the pink one over with a finger
>It landed badly, and it wasn't terribly robust to begin with
>You're no vet, but you know a broken neck when you see one
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>>738381016

>"Sweepy babbeh!"
>You look up in surprise as Sky crawls out of her bed and slowly but cheerfully trundles over to her baby's corpse
>"Gud qwiet babbeh," she says before gently picking it up by the scruff and carrying it back to her bed
>She settles down again with the sleeping baby and the dead one cuddled in her stomach fluff, and starts to sing softly to them
>"Mummah wuvs babbehs, and babbehs wuv mummah, mummah gives miwkies, and babbehs num miwkies..."
>She seems to have forgotten that you exist for the moment, and you take the opportunity to slip out of the room
>You carefully clean the brown foal with a damp washcloth and wrap it in a dishtowel while you mix and warm up some formula
>It's too small for a bottle, but the foal finishes off two eyedroppers full of formula in rapid succession
>You discover, after some searching, that it's a male
>He doesn't want to go to sleep for a while, fussing and crying, as if he can tell that his mother abandoned him
>Finally you lie down and settle him on your chest, and your breathing and heartbeat seem to soothe him to sleep
>You lie there for a while, a fluffy foal the length of your palm cuddled against your chest, staring at the ceiling
>What in the actual fuck did you just witness?
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>>738381106

>That night when Sky falls asleep you sneak into her safe room and take the dead baby
>You're not really sure how to break it to her that the poor thing is gone
>It was another male, spitting image of its dad aside from the wings
>You're just glad it didn't suffer as you wrap it up in a paper towel and drop it in the garbage
>You're also glad the brown foal hasn't opened his eyes yet so he can't see you throwing away his brother
>As you feed him again, you notice the way his now dry fluff reflects the glow from the lamp in your living room
>It's not brown at all, but a shade of orange so dark that you can only see it if it catches the light just right
>Sky put him in the litterbox because she thought he was her poop, but he's probably the most beautiful fluffy you've ever seen
>You decide you're going to name him Nugget
>You briefly consider trying to give him back to Sky again; maybe now that she's lost one of her other babies she'll be more open to the idea
>Then you remember that tiny pink body flying through the air and hitting the wall
>That sad little thumping noise
>Nugget's going to stay with you until he can fend for himself
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>>738381276

>You're really worried how Sky's going to react to waking up with only one baby
>She can't count to two, but surely even she knows the difference between one and more than one, right?
>You go in to feed her in the morning, and find her gently grooming the purple baby
>"Good morning Sky! How are you and your baby doing?"
>"Skah gud daddeh!" she says cheerfully, letting her baby crawl down her stomach to get to her teats, "Babbeh gud tu!"
>Oh dear god, she actually has no idea
>"That's great sweetie! So... everything's fine? Nothing... missing?"
>You know you shouldn't press your luck, but this is fucking boggling your mind
>Sky blinks at you for a minute and then starts looking around, nosing at her blanket and twisting around a little to look under her back
>"Nu!" she says finally, "Aww hewe!"
>You don't say anything else as you give her breakfast and help her take her morning shit
>Maybe the pink foal was just an accident, and surely once Nugget can talk she'll be able to understand he's actually another fluffy
>Sky's about as sharp as a sack of hammers, but her mothering instincts seem to be mostly there
>Purple one looks healthy enough, at least
>It rolls over onto its back after it finishes feeding, and you determine that it's female
>"You want to name her?"
>"Oooh, ye Skah wan name babbeh! Skah name babbeh... Skah's Babbeh!"
>She giggles hysterically and hugs the foal
>That's cute
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>>738381382

>The next day it stops being cute because you realize Sky was 100% serious
>"I don't know honey, 'Sky's Baby' is kind of... I mean, don't you want her to have her own name?"
>"Nu. Skah's babbeh cawwed Skah's Babbeh, because babbeh is Skah's babbeh."
>You actually can't argue with that logic
>Mostly because it doesn't resemble actual terrestrial logic in any way, shape, or form
>Still, Sky's Baby is happy enough, and warm and well fed
>You make sure that Nugget gets the same care, making a little sling so you can carry him close to your chest hands-free
>In just a few days the foals open their eyes and start to toddle around a little
>Sky is fascinated by this; she can sit and watch her baby waddle around for hours
>Or the five minutes it's capable of before it gets tired and cries until she picks it back up
>Nugget is less adventurous, he never wants to leave you, although he will scamper around on top of you like you're a big piece of playground equipment
>You catch Sky scooting along on the floor next to her baby, copying its awkward movements
>"Mummah an babbeh pway cwawie game!" she squeals
>You take a short video and it gives all of your friends heart attacks
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If you want to find out how /b/ was treated by their parents, just look at what happens in the comics.
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>>738381460

>The very next day as you're passing the safe room on your way downstairs to make breakfast you hear Sky already up and about
>"Pway babbeh, pway!" she's babbling, "Pway baww!"
>You frown
>Baby's probably not big enough for that yet, you should...
>*Whump!*
>"Siwwy babbeh, nu time for sweepies! Pway baww wif mummah!"
>Oh dear god
>You rush back and open the safe room door to see Sky nosing her ball off of her baby
>It is lying very still
>"Babbeh? Up!"
>She looks up at you, puffing out her cheeks in annoyance
>"Babbeh wazy!" she pouts
>You step into the room and gently nudge the purple foal with your finger
>Neck seems to be intact, and it's breathing, but it's just staring up at the ceiling
>A miniscule trickle of blood is coming out of one of its ears
>"Sky... did you hit the baby with your ball?"
>"Skah kick baww fow babbeh! Babbeh catch baww wif face, den go sweepies!"
>The baby suddenly begins to twitch, and then after a minute it's no longer breathing
>You prod the baby's forehead, which is much spongier than it should be
>Sky can't kick that hard, but apparently it was hard enough to shatter her daughter's soft baby skull
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>>738381565

>You pick up the foal and lean heavily against the wall, staring down at the tiny bloodstain where it was laying a moment ago
>Sky frowns up at you, nudging your foot with her hoof
>"Daddeh, nu give babbeh bad upsies! Give Skah babbeh back!"
>You look at the tiny pathetic form of the dead foal
>"Daddeh! Make Skah babbeh wake up! Nee' give babbeh miwkies!"
>"It's dead you ignorant slut."
>Sky backs away from you, mouth wide open in surprise
>"Whut?"
>She doesn't understand what you said, but the tone of your voice cuts through the cloudy veil of her stupidity and maybe for the first time she realizes something is wrong
>"I said it's dead, Sky. You killed it. You killed your baby."
>"Whut daddeh tawk abow?" says Sky, "Whut a 'swut'?"
>"You hit it too hard, you caved in its braincase you dumb bint."
>"Whut dat mean?"
>"For fuck's sake you gave it worst owwies and now it's going to sleep forever!"
>Sky gasps in horror and dawning comprehension
>"Nuuuuuuu! Nu go foewvah sweepies! Wake up babbeh! Wake up! Bestest mummeh give miwk and huggies!"
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>>738381684

>You stare down at Sky in fascinated horror
>"You can't fix a collapsed brainpan with huggies Sky. It's gone. You gave it forever sleepies."
>"Nuuuuuuuuu!!!"
>"I swear to god I don't know how you do it. The combined maternal instincts of half a dozen species and whatever programming Hasbio gave you and you still managed to fuck up the one thing you little shits can usually be counted on to do with some degree of competence. You actually killed all of them you stupid little bitch."
>Sky is scrabbling desperately at your ankles trying to get to her foal, tears streaming down her furry face
>But something you say manages to get through to her and she stops crying for a second, eyes wide
>"Whut daddeh mean 'aww babbehs'?"
>"You had three, Sky."
>You hold up three fingers for emphasis
>"You had three babies. You as good as killed all of them."
>"Nu... nuuuu..." Sky moans, beating her head on your leg "Give babbesh back! Give back!"
>"You don't even remember them do you? Do you remember the one you put in your litterbox because you thought it was your shit? That's the only one that survived because it was the only one you didn't try to take care of!"
>"Why daddeh say mean ting to Skah?"
>"It's the truth you retarded cunt! You thought your baby was shit so you threw it away! And when I tried to make you take care of it, you kicked your own daughter so hard you snapped her little neck!"
>"Nuuuuuuu!!!!! Huuu huuu huuu! Nawt twue!"
>"You seriously don't remember the pink one? The pink one that flew across the room and went to sleep? It wasn't asleep, it was dead! It was dead JUST LIKE THIS ONE'S DEAD, BECAUSE YOU FUCKED UP HER HEAD WITH YOUR FUCKING BALL YOU STUPID LITTLE SACK OF SHIT!"
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which one of you wants to be the enfie babbeh today?
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>>738381848

>You're leaning down and screaming at her now, shaking the purple corpse at her for emphasis, tiny drops of blood hitting her in the face
>Sky tries to hide behind her hooves, screaming and wailing incoherently
>You sigh and lean against the wall again, trying to calm down
>Never lost your temper with her like that before, even when you were housebreaking her
>Of course, she hadn't killed anything then
>"Jesus... Sky I'm sorry sweetie, but you're just not good at this. You're going to be okay, you just... you can't have babies anymore."
>Sky immediately runs back up to you, grabbing your ankle as hard as she can, which isn't actually very hard at all
>"Nuuu! Nu daddeh! Give Skah babbehs back! Skah bestest mummeh, ou see! Give huggies and miwkies and wuv and babbehs wake up and be bestest babbehs! Skah pwomise!"
>You just sigh and shake your head
>"Sweetie it doesn't matter now, two of them are dead and you probably still won't realize the last one is a fluffy. Just... just play with your ball, okay? I'll get you some breakfast."
>"Nu! Nuuu! Give babbehs back! GIVE SKAH'S BABBEHS BACK!!!"
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>>738381944

>It's not like Sky ever listened to reason before, but now she seems bound and determined to reject reality
>Probably best to let her get it out of her system
>Hell, by the time she calms down she might have forgotten why she was upset in the first place
>You pry her off your leg and leave her in the safe room, still crying, while you head downstairs
>You remember Nugget just in time and cover up his dead sister with your hands
>He's got his chin up over the side of his sleeping box, as high as he can reach, and he's staring at you with wide eyes
>"Munstah," he squeaks
>You can still hear Sky upstairs, screaming about getting her babies back
>You really hope your neighbors are the sort to just take that sort of thing in stride
>"It's okay Nugget, I won't let it get you. How about some breakfast, huh?"
>"Bwekkist!"
>After carefully disposing of the corpse you warm up a bottle and give it to him in his box
>He wants you to hug him while he's eating, but you manage to quiet him down by stroking his belly until he's contentedly suckling
>You'll pick him up in a minute, you want to get Sky something to eat, at least
>Maybe some spaghetti will take her mind off her foals?
>*Whump!*
>Oh god, what was that?
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>>738382021

>*Whump!* "GIVE." *Whump!* "SKAH." *Whump!* "BABBEHS." *Whump!*
>Christ, she's smacking her head so hard on the saferoom door you can hear it from here
>You rush up the stairs, mind full of images of Sky's own skull caved in by the force she must be applying to it
>"Sky, sweetie, please stop, you're hurting yourself!"
>*Whump!* "GIVE BABBEHS!" *Whump!* "WIGHT NAOW!" *Whump! Whump!*
>You open the door
>In hindsight, it's been a pretty rough morning, so you're not really thinking this through
>You didn't take the time to close the gates at the top and bottom of the stairs
>Safe room has a door, so a gate won't fit there
>As soon as the door is opened enough for Sky to wriggle through it, she does
>Through your legs and down the hall
>Fluffy ponies aren't very fast, but Sky is determined, and she doesn't have far to go
>"OH fuck, Sky don't! Get back here! Bad fluffy!"
>"Bad fluffy" usually works
>"Nu cawe! Skah fahnd babbehs! SKAH FAHND BABBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES...!"
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>>738382118


>All pegasus fluffies dream of flying
>It's in their DNA
>Somewhere
>But most fluffies know instinctively that they can't actually do it
>For the ones that don't, pain is one lesson even fluffies can learn, and one failed attempt at flight is usually enough to convince them
>It takes a very stupid, stubborn fluffy to insist they can fly despite all evidence to the contrary
>And even a very, very stupid fluffy will usually think twice before throwing themselves headlong down an entire flight of stairs
>The vet does his best
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>>738381155
Aww. I was actually hoping for an adorable Doctor Who crossover. Goddammit.
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>>738382191
great story anon, keep it coming
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>>738382191

>A couple of days later you're sitting in your living room watching TV
>It's a kid's program, simple stuff about shapes and numbers
>You're not actually watching it, you're watching Nugget, who's completely enthralled
>Not sure if he understands any of it, but that's beside the point
>"How tahm tiw weggies?"
>Sigh
>"You're not getting your legs back, Sky, you had twelve compound fractures. They can't fix that."
>Nugget is wiggling back and forth on your leg, dancing in time to the beat as the cartoon characters on TV sing a song about stop signs
>"Why wingies nu wowk?"
>"You don't have wings anymore Sky, you shattered every bone in them. One came off on its own."
>Nugget waddles in a little circle on your leg and looks up at you
>"Tummeh haf owwies dada."
>"Hungry again? Well, I guess you are a growing boy..."
>You gently scoop the toddler up and walk over to the other side of the room
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>>738382475
Nugget is one of my favorite fluffies <3

Berry and Goofball are on the list, too.
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>>738382475

>Sky is lying in her bowl, bottom suspended over a litterbox, straining and grunting and trying to move her nonexistent legs
>"Sky wan pway!"
>"Yeah, yeah, I know. You're lucky your legs and wings broke your fall, you know, doc said it was a miracle you didn't snap your neck too. And the concussion doesn't seem to have done any permanent damage."
>You carefully tip the bowl so Sky slides onto her back on the floor
>Nugget gets placed on the ground beside her, where he immediately clambers onto her stomach to gain access to her full teats
>"Nuuuu!" Sky moans, "Nu put poopie in Skah fwuff! Nu smeww pwetty!"
>Nugget turns and gives his mother the saddest look a fluffy has ever given their parent
>"Why mummeh nu wuv Nugget?"
>"Stoopi tawkin' poopie! Get off Skah's fwuff!"
>The vet thought that was a clear sign of brain damage until you told him she'd already done it before
>You sigh and put on Sky's muzzle
>"Tank ou daddeh," whimpers Nugget
>You gently scritch him behind the ears, where his dark blue mane is starting to come in
>"It's okay Nugget. No matter what your mean old mommy says, you'll always be my special little guy."
>Nugget beams at you and then gets to work sucking on Sky's left nip
>You decide to get yourself a drink
>Sky just sobs brokenly as she unwittingly feeds her last foal

The end.

Sauce here: https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/40349
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>>738382613
Nugget is bestest babbeh. Sky got what she deserved.
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Anyone got a link to the sunshine adoption centre story? OR ANY BLUE
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>>738382765

She's just really really stupid. She didn't hate Nugget. Her brain just couldn't comprehend how something brown could be something other than shit
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>>738382911
Still an utter, unapologetic dumbass. I legitimately can't feel bad for Sky this entire story. If anything, it's the owner's fault for letting this shit happen. If he would have separated Nugget (and possibly the rest of her foals) from her dumb ass, none of this would have happened.
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>>738374229
this is just a terrible idea - why let that supposedly valuable semen in anything but the mare you want to breed? This is what professional horse or cow breeders do right?
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>>738383478
Something something abuse, something something for the lulls, something something horny smarties.
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>>738382549
Omfg wtf
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>>738383584
You know the really abuse could have been derived by forcibly masturbating a stallion and making it watch as his semen is used impregnate mares - imagine, no special huggies and good feels but you are most potent mare there is.
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>>738384141
Don't react, they will bring more pics
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>>738384331
>>738384135
>>738383299
>>738382549
and then we wonder why people call us fags
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>>738384190
That needs a story. Or comic.
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>>738384331
You stop this nonsense
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Anyone got an more stories? Need moar
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>>738374938
Is that Conan... Holy shit
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>>738384190
Even worse, just waste it. In front of the mare and stallion, just watch it splort on the floor in front of the crying mare.
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one week later its sunday
>I do what I normally do.
>have a few drinks, smoke some good weed, play with chocolate
>and watch tv or play video games
>I had just gotten done playing with chocolate and his new toys I bought him
>wuv nuw toyz daddeh
>I have a special surprise for dinner tonight, bud
>gasp! It am sketties wif extwa meateh baws?
>no, something even better
>bettew dan sketties!? Nu way, daddeh!
>youll see
>the pizza man delivers my stuffed crust pizza
>I show it to chocolate
>his tail wags and his eyes widen
>gasp! Nu-nummeh skeety BWEAD!?
>I give him a slice and he devours it in a few short minutes
>cann I pwease had nother daddeh? Pwetty pweeease. So nummeh
>okay, here you go
>he ate a second and third slice
>buuurp so fuww daddeh. Yummy
>that night fluffy didnt make it to the litter box
>nuuu!!!! Huu huu huuuuuu!...Didn mean tu make bad poopies...
>daddeh gon be so maad.
>I open the door in the morning to let him out
>good morning choc--oh fuck!!!
>theres a Giant shit on the carpet as well as liquid shit all over the carpet all over the walls and somehow on the ceiling
>chocolate hides under his blanket
>pwweease daddeh...didn mean tu make tha bad poopies...huu huu
>shivers and sobs
>it'll take me all god damn day to clean this up!
>I get the sorry stick.
>its a thick long thorn vine with a bunch of thorns
>pwease nu sowwy sticky daddeh...
>chocolate, bend over.
>daddeh..am sowwy..am wewwy weewwwy sowwy. Didn mean da bad messy poppies...it was sketti bwead fault..huu huu
>bend the FUCK over!!!
>sniffs...otay..
>wack! Wack! Wack!
>dont! Wack! Ever! Wack! Shit! Wack! On! Wack! The! Wack! Carpet! Wack! Ever! Wack! AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
WACK! CRACK! WACK! WACK! WACK!
> SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHEEHEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>738376469
Wew
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>>738385437
Kweh.
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>>738385437
Oh, God...not this shit again...
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>>738385536
Wew.
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>>738385553
Wew.
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>>738385571
Kweh.
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>>738385734
Wew!
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>>738385799
Kweh.
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>>738385702
I love what happens to that little toy later.
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>>738385846
Wew.
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>>738385933
Kweh.
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>>738385977
Wew.
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>>738385962
Oh Lord. What is this?
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>>738386043
Kweh.
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>>738386062
Snake food


Wew
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>>738386116
Wew.
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>>738385553
We made up a backstory for chocofag, now we have to make one up for snekfag
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>>738386195
Kweh.
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>>738386235
Wew.
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>>738386311
Wew Wew
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>>738386235
I have a sneaking suspicion the snekfag is actually the jojofurfag posting sneks to keep us from suspecting him...snekfag referred to him as "senpai" last night...so does the jojofurfag...
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>>738385553
hey, that's actually a cute snake, you gotta admit that
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>>738386351
Kweh.
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>>738386432
Snek fag here, who's the jojofurfag? I'm not him my man.


Wew
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>>738386539
The snek is fine.

The fact the back and forth with the chickenfucker kills the thread isn't.
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>>738386462
The actual fuck is with that fur?
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>>738386547
Wew.
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>>738386432
Who cares? All interchangeable off topic.
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>>738386593
I'll stop then, the chocobo guy may be a bot anyways.


Wew
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>>738386122
whats this post more
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>>738386432
we have three different trolls fucking with us? WTF? that's crazy.
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>>738386620
Kweh.
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>>738386712
I've been saying that for a long time now. If not a bot then at least a script.
>>738386752
Some people just gotta ruin everything.
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>>738386790

KWEHn are you going to stop?
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>>738386619
It's like bad anime hair, lots of effort for questionable effect. Kind of fluffy appropriate. Or a overstyled my little pony toy.
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>>738386877
Kweh.
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>>738386877
Don't answer it and it will stop
Wew
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>>738386734
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>>738386943

How KWEHn you be sure of this?
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>>738387112
I spoke to it, I stopped and it stopped.
Wew
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>>738374938
Why
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>>738387424
kek
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>>738387311
Just snek, no worry


Wew
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>>738387424
Brilliant.
Kek.
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Hewwo nu fweinds!
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>>738387626
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>>738387675
I would make an excuse to come to Walmart every day.
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>>738387626
Wew!
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>>738387626
and your name is?
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>>738381155
As a Doctor Who fan myself, I am not proud to say that this is not my proudest fap.
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>>738388011
Snake food
Wew
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>>738387863
dis is the best thing. it made me smile and im having a shitty day.
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>>738386368
this one is pretty good.
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>>738388011
Am sparkle
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>>738387675
>>738387762
Walmart fluffy
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Blue author lurking?
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>>738388280
So is this our Goofball replacement after he fucked off last night?
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>>738388409
looks like it
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>>738388350
That's adorable and it shouldn't be. I'd carry him in a shopping basket.
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>>738388409
I'd imagine so. We'll see.
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>>738385830
This is one of my favourite sadboxes. It always makes my blood boil when I get to the part where Oreo is hurt by that Pinky brat.
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>>738388524
I hope not, this one can't even do fluffy speak.
Wew
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>>738388459
>>738388524

He was kind of annoying, but I liked him tbh. Guy had a good concept with fluffy AMAs but it got stale.
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>>738388409
Who am goofbawl
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>Notices Chocobo stops posting when story being posted.

Is it possible that Chocobo spammer is actually a fan of fluffy stories but not picture?
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>>738388651
No, it's a script that only replies when you reply

Wew
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>>738388643
Another fluff that liked to talk on here.
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>>738388799
I wanna hug it!
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>>738388855
Soon mummahs! Eeee!
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>>738386837
arachnera is #1 waifu
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>>738388799
is there more to this? i would like to see more please.
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>>738388895
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>>738388895
Snek food! SSSssss!


Wew!
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>>738388855
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>>738389005
Gu way munsta
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>>738389087
;(

wew
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>>738389159
Nu wike wew munsta gu way
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>>738389175
Dat no bebbeh milkies
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>>738389283
Miniature wew
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>>738389175
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>>738389399
Gu way o get foreber sweepies
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>>738389005
Fuck off, m8
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>>738389052
I've never seen this edit. I wuv dis edit
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>>738389459
Mummeh! Why no wuv babbeh!
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>>738389469
WEW
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>>738389469
You asked for it, lil bitch.
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>>738389702
Wew, nice one, snek pal
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>>738389611
Hewerd Gon gif to sowwry poopies an hoofsies
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>>738389912
Wew
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>>738389912
Munsta can no gif hurties wif clickee teebee
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>>738389912
And now there's a dumbass smarty in here. Great.
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>>738374229
Isn't the internet great. It allows shitheads like yourself to say shit that would, in real life get your head cracked open.
Hopefully you'll suffer the same fate fucking cunt.
Please turn to the loaded gun in your drawer, put it in your mouth, and pull the trigger, blowing your brains out. You'll be doing the whole world a favor. Shitbag.
I would love to smash your face in until it no longer resembled anything human, faggot.
Die painfully okay? Preferably by getting crushed to death in a garbage compactor, by getting your face cut to ribbons with a pocketknife, your head cracked open with a baseball bat, your stomach sliced open and your entrails spilled out, and your eyeballs ripped out of their sockets. Fucking bitch
I would love to kick you hard in the face, breaking it. Then I'd cut your stomach open with a chainsaw, exposing your intestines. Then I'd cut your windpipe in two with a box cutter. Hopefully you'll get what's coming to you.
Fucking bitch I really hope that you get curb-stomped. It'd be hilarious to see you begging for help, and then someone stomps on the back of your head, leaving you to die in horrible, agonizing pain. Faggot
Shut the fuck up faggot, before you get your face bashed in and cut to ribbons, and your throat slit. You're dead if I ever meet you in real life, fucker. I'll fucking kill you.
I would love to fucking send your fucking useless ass to the hospital in intensive care, fighting for your worthless life.
I wish you a truly painful, bloody, gory, and agonizing death, cunt.
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>>738390157
Wew offered friendship
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>>738386712
I like the snek. just sayin. you got some nice lookin ones
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>>738390185
Nu wike u gu way... Am smawty turn wif clickee teebee
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>>738390310
Wew thanks babe
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>>738387424
That's almost too clever for fluffy stuff.
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>>738390406
Yeah. Please. Do that.
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>>738390406
Wew bitch
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>>738390207
feel better now sweetie?
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>>738390557
NU AM SMARTYCLICKEE TEEBEE
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>>738390207
Good, Bobby. Now try to say it without crying.
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>>738390207
tl;dr ?
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>>738390775
Yeah, this little shit makes no sense.
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>>738390893
Die till ur dead
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>>738390991
Wat dat mean, daddeh?
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>>738390207
Knowing that people like you get so upset is the reason why I keep drawing fluffy abuse and practice on mice, rats, squirrels, frogs, birds, rabbits, stray dogs, shelter animals, and in two occasions children (a toddler and a baby some stupid mother left unattended).
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>>738391405
pics or it didn't happen
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>>738391603
Not OC, but pic related.
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>>738382549
this is pretty good
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>>738390207
Wtf dude. I didnt even do anything you autistic piece of garbage
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>>738392165
What kind of music WOULD fluffies listen to?
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>>738392317
Kids music or maybe some cheery pop music. Hell, maybe even some bubbly k-pop.
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>>738390701
>>738390785
>>738390893
>>738391405
>>738392205
>being this new
Lurk a few more years and you could get the hang of this.
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>>738392317
>>738392375
Don't forget lullabies.
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>>738392317
Pic related.
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>>738392375
>>738392912
Headcanon accepted.
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>>738392317
>>738392929
And...
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>>738382571
Don't encourage goofball please.... many of us really don't enjoy people doing rp in the threads
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>>738393036
If that fluffy survives, it shall be the most metal motherfucker ever.
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>>738393085
Why not?
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>>738382835
Just go on booru and search sunshine and it'll come up. It's literally that easy.
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>>738393291
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>>738393291
Fuck, I'd listen to it.
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Sweepy time is end
Is dis wat Hasbio pwanned?

Be chased by bad munstah
Awways scawy, happies nebah
Nu wan take fowebah sweepies
Pwease babbeh, nu make peepies

Munstah cwose, su cweepies!

WUWES OF DADDEH.

An dey wun wen bwight time comes,
wif sketties on da wine!

WUWES OF DADDEH.


(Because Rules of Nature goes with everything.)
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It am non-stop disco
Bet yu is Nabisco
Betcha dun' know, huhu!
It am non-stop disco
Bet yu is Nabisco
Betcha dun' know, huhu!

It am viowent pownogwaphy
Sowwy sticks an' owwie huggy
De kinda poopy on afta beddie time fwuff-teebee
It am viowent pownogwaphy
Sowwy sticks an' owwie huggy
De kinda poopy on afta beddie time fwuff-teebee

Ewybody, ewybody, ewybody wivin' nao
Ewybody, ewybody, ewybody poopies
Ewybody, ewybody, ewybody wivin' nao
Ewybody, ewybody, ewybody enf
Ewybody, ewybody, ewybody wivin' nao
Ewybody, ewybody, ewybody cwy
Ewybody, ewybody, ewybody wivin' nao
Ewybody, ewybody, ewybody fowebbah sweepies

It on da teebee!
Pwease tuwn off teebee daddeh-e-hee~!
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>>738393130
Fwuffy am bestest hewy metaw head bangew evah. Aww ouw music am cwappeh fawot poopie music. Stap listen Bwitney speaws an Justin Biebew ou bitch, ou nee listen Pantewa, Sepuwtuwa, Iwon Main, Metawica, and Bwack Sabbaff, ou unastan bitch?
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>>738394509
SAOD
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What happened while I was gone?

Wew
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"A taww hansome mistah
In dusty dawky fwuff wif
A wed boo-boo-juicy hand

Daddeh wap yu in huggy awms
Teww yu that yu been a good fwuffy
Daddeh wekindwe aww dweams
Since wewe wittwe babbeh yu fowget
Hoomin weach deep into sowwybox
Heaw yu huwties, give pway bwocks
But dewe nu be a singwe thing
Dat fwuffy can do
Daddeh am god, Daddeh am a hoomin
Daddeh am ghost, Daddeh am smawty
Fwuffies whispewim daddeh name
Thwough dis dawky safewoom
But hidden in daddeh nu-fwuff

Is sowwy stick hand..."
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>>738395658
>"Shut up! Where the fuck do you even get those songs?"

"Sowwy Daddeh, mummah be quietsy now."

...

"Yu dun haf nu nummy?
Daddeh get yu some
Yu dun haf nu housy?
Daddeh get yu one

Yu dun haf happy feew
Daddeh make yu squeaw
Weww dun wowwy specul fwen
'cuz hewe Daddeh comes!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrxePKps87k
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>>738393813
Miwkies suuun
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everybody gone?
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still lurking
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>>738398554
hey! you drew my request!
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>>738398053
Always lurking. Too ashamed to save or post
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>>738398694
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>>738398815
Thanks. I don't get why I like it. I dont like MLP, I don't like furry stuff, I don't like IRL gore. I do kill mice and voles but I always make it as quick as I can, not a big fan of gore either
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>>738398672
hope you enjoy it!
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>>738399065
Eh I dont really know why either but its always good to pass time
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"Whu am wub?
Daddeh nu hwut fwuffy,
Nu hwut fwuffy,
Nu moa"
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Sorry for the typo. Sleep deprivation kills
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>>738398687
I really would like to see a followup comic where they get into this can, as it's date is 12/98
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>>738399185
2098? Fluffyverse starts in 2000s ala Hasbio lore
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Anyone have any fluffy abuse pics that include snakes?

Wew
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>>738399065
Maybe you just like a negative narrative.
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>>738399185
if you see me posting the images in another thread, remind me. i'm a bit burnt out today

>>738399313
sure, we'll go with 2098.. definitely intentional..
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>>738399430
i know there's one with a fluffy getting constricted by a snake as he pleads for it to stop. i dont have it on me but i'd say that's the best snake-on-fluffy abuse pic
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