dubs decides what i say to this T H I C C girl

Hey, I'm a virgin !

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>>738373553

>>738373553
I would like to put my thingy in your thingy

>>738373810
let me squeeze that american flag

I have a micro penis, but if you stroke it a genie comes out and it grants 3 wishes

>>738373553
What's cookin', good lookin'?

>>738373553
u wan some fkk bby?

>>738373943
roll

>>738373940

>>738374098

kek too hard sexual advances never get replies. at least make it something that wont scare her away instantly

>>738373553
I'm autistic. Please be patient.

>>738374200
also this dubs doesnt count since im the op kek

>>738374200
Fucking waste

I'd rupture your battyhole

>>738373553
Lets cut to the chase, we both want to fuck right....so lets meet up

You do anal? Just asking in advance before I spend money on you

Roses are red So are your lips You should sit on my face And wiggle your hips

>>738374386
reroll

after I'm done with you greenpeace will be looking for a sperm whale

Hey! How are you? I think youre really beautiful, and I was wondering what you liked doing? I would love to take you out and get to know you? What are your interests?

>>>>738374386
reroll

>>738374455
winrar

reroll>>738374386

>>738374458
Roll

>>738373553
"Hi! Want to talk? (I wanted to say something clever but was afraid I'd blow it.)"

>>738374488
Fucking waste.

>>738374455
winrar

>>738374511
winrar

>>738374511
Good on ya mate

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>>738374541
don't mention me if u've got no dubs faggot.

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>>738374511

>>738374799
nice dubs

Just kidding!
Hey, do you have a feminine penis?

>>738374799
Top kek brothers

Top kek

>>738374799
Jfc OP save some dubs for us

>>738375029
Reroll

>>738374799
>I want you to take my virginity

No response I see... Well ill just be leaving then you fatty whale *tips fedora*

>>738374799
Kidding.
When's your mother free?

>>738375126
Fuck you OP

Just kidding of course.
I never plan on spending money on you.

I'll buy you a new car if you let me squirt a super soaker in your asshole

You like cocaine and tequila?

You wanna get fucked up on downers and let me eat your ass?

If you don't show me your tits right now I'll post your details the mysterious hacker known as 4chan.

>>738374799
Hey I'm playing D&D right now
Want me to roll up a character for you?

Trump 2020!

Would like to get really fuckin drunk and get well paid for some nude modeling?

>>738375296
roll

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>>738374799

Its all up to you, bills or coins. Trust me though the coins hurtless coming out.

>>738374799
J/k
Hey, do you like puzzles?

>>738375296
Rolling

>>738375731
Reroll, but with proper grammar

I'm with a nude modeling agency and would very much like to meet for coffee and talk about some very lucrative career opportunities if you have the time to spare.

>>738373553
Btw im gay but trying not to be so please help or I'll gonto hell

>>738376174
Reroll

>>738376169
Roll

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>>738374799

You wana be the next stain on my sheets?

rolling for: thick women make my cock throb even if there is a small child present. is that weird?

>>738376169
Doubleroll

My guess is the girl responded "yea totally" and OP abandoned the thread to go get some ass

rollling for : your pics gave me a noticeable erection in front of the kindergarden class i teach. some of them pointed at it

rolling for: holy shit your arm fat got me hard in front of my 6 year old niece

>>738375398
Rolling

>>738376623
>>738376493
>>738376384
Dude, you got a problem

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>>738376413
nah i'd never abandon you guys. im just waiting for a response. you guys can roll for this chick too while we wait on the other one

>>738376758
You look arab. I bet that pussy is bomb.

>>738376898
Roll

>>738376758
So, your ass or mine? ;)

>>738374389
This

>>738376712
>te] [Auto] 4 new posts
no the goal is to make him look like the one with the problem

rolling for: do you have a daughter we can fuck together?

>>738376898
roll

>>738377119
winrar

>>738377152
kek fuck you summerfag dubz has to be last 2 numbers. moron

>>738376458
you need to add politics to that list.

>>738376758
This is team 10 bitch who the hania flippin youuuu

>>738376758
You know what I hate? The phrase 'netflix and chill'. I never chill when watching netflix with a pretty lady, I'm too busy cuddling and making food and making her happy. And beyond that, how ridiculous is it that guys just assume that, because he pays monthly to watch TV that he's entitled to sex. Some men are just dogs,and they make me ill.
With that in mind, how about a slow, kind dinner out followed by a quicky in the alley and a drink after? Like Grandpa would have wanted.

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>>738375926
>>738376265

>>738373553
Could I have some skin shavings?

>>738376758
This is team 10 bitch who the hania flippin youuuu>>738377318
Reroll

>>738377319
Reroll

>>738376758
>>738376898
roll

>>738376758
ask her if you can shave her hair so she looks liek skrillex

>>738376758
tell her you like her long hair and that you want to her to meticulously shove it up your asshole and then slowly pull it out because you like the feeling

u a paki?

BURIDO

ask her which street is her designated shitting street

why aren't you wearing a burka?

>>738378171
reroll

whats good slumdog millionaire?

>>738378554
rolling

>>738378554
roll

>>738376758
Listen babes ive got 2 weeks left on my isisishowwedoit.com subsription, want to come over to mine so we can watch some bomb tutorials together and maybe make some sparks fly if know what i mean

>>738378671
rool

i have some things i need dry cleaned. what is your shops prices?

>>738378693
fucking kek

>>738378554
roll

>>738379095
rerolllllll

>>738378693
Reroll the ting

>>738378862
roll

>>738379361
rol

>>738376758
Hey! Wanna help me castrate myself?

>>738376758
Are you part Arab?
Because I think you're the bomb!

>>738378693
Reroll using the power of racist dubs

>>738376758

im so good at sex the last girl i had sex with died in a car crash

thanks for 911 you bitch

>>738379688
SO FUCKING LAME

>>738379783
hahaha poor you

>>738376758
When are you fertile?
I need a positive pregnancy test to blackmail my current gf.

wheres OP

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>>738377511
>>738375926
>>738376265

>>738380241
descended to Faggotdom, land of OPs

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kek