New thread Boxxy/Catie Forever Queen

what does "tongue punching a fart box" mean?!

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>>738365231
My cousin met her at a party in Burbank last year. They ended up fucking. He said it was totally sub-par. She got shit all over his dick, and violently queefed at the end.

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Boxxy

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>>738365314
Lmao! Eating ass.

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>>738365231
>Queen

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>>738365412
S j w

I like Boxxy, and here's why. I'm not post pubescent (over 25), I have a girlfriend, and I don't fantasize about her. I like her because she is the antidote, the antithesis, the hemlock in the cup to Internet Tough Guyism.

I was surprised to see that, for all its posturing, /b/ really does hold one thing sacred: its "bad muthafucka" image of itself. /b/ really believes that it's frightening, that it's tougher than a Ford Chevy, that it's badass masculinity personified, in a sense. And, before, there were very few ways to disrupt this image, to give it a good hard kick in the shins.

And then Boxxy came along. Boxxy love is everything /b/ hates - passive, gentle, adorable, sweet. It gives without asking, it loves without asking in return. Instead of being aggressively faux-adult, it's happily faux-childlike. That's why Boxxy became a meme - because she DIDN'T want the attention; because she provided no pics (as the /b/tards will attest). As a result, Boxxy turned into the most successful way to troll the /b/tards ever devised. It actually makes the gore and violence and sexism and racism fantards squeal, because it hits them where it hurts - in their image of themselves. How can they be tough, scary guys when their favorite hangout is one long love poem to Boxxy love? So that's why I love Boxxy - the sound of /b/'s humiliation is sweet music to my ears.

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>>738365231
>from her Facebook last week

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>>738365638
I got this one from her tinder

>>738365638
Nofuckinway

>>738365412
tank you sire. is this a new trend? or just on the internet/4chan? because sounds gross.

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>>738365841
No, just something me and my friends say.

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>>738365841

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>>738365919
cuck

All you guys that think she's happy in her new video are in denial

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>>738366380
Heard you the last 40 times

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Sup

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>>738366851
It's beer time.

You?

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>>738366924
Can't be fucked for work, still feel shit from nights ago

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>>738367000
I feel for you man. Such a depressing fucking feeling.

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>>738367139
Not felt great for a couple weeks, hopefully this time off soon will sort it out

>>738366488
It's good that you're accepting this, I know it's difficult for you all but it's an unhealthy obsession

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>>738367657
How long until your time off?

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>>738368019
Just this week thank fuck

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>>738368721
Hope it passes quick

>>738365552
>Ford Chevy
fucking lol

>>738365841
Is this your first day on the internet?

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>>738365638

>>738365231
>New thread Boxxy/Catie

You are fucking braindead.

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>>738374308

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>>738374620

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>>738374633

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>>738374643

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Who else thought she was acting like an absolute retard in her last vid? I'm not a Catie hater either, but she was just terrible. It was like some 13 year old turned on the camera and tried to be funny. You'd think now that she's 25 she would have gotten better, but that was the worst thing she's ever done.

>>738378245

I liked it

>>738378245
She's imploding under her own ineptitude.

>>738378377
It was like reddit manifested in a fat bitch form.

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>>738378245
Don't really understand why some people hated it... Felt just like one of her old vids to me. and I loved it.

Each to their own I guess.

>>738378455
No. It was very different. Not funny, completely forced. At least we got some booty. Oh, and that part when she was chewing right in front of the camera. Her last vid really shows what feminism and Tumblr turned her into, it seems.

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>>738378636
I disagree.

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>>738378849
One thing we can agree with though, is that we want to tongue punch her fart box. That's most important.

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>>738379200
Lmao yeah we can definitely both agree on that one.

I love Boxxy so very much!

Her latest vid was honestly the most acted shit ever

>>738365389
You said this last boxy thread. No one cared then and no one cares now.

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>>738383695
He's posted it for the last 2 years. Along with black dicks.

Although he seems to have given up lately.

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>>738390418
I wonder if she has sucked dick.

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>>738391522
At 25, I would assume so. I can imagine her blowjobs being massively awkward.

There is nothing worse than a girl scraping her teeth along the head of your cock. I fucking hate that shit.

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>>738392884
Nice cap.
>>738392023
I wonder if she has sucked a guy that wasn't a bf. Like a date. Seems like a bj would be something she wouldn't do for most boys that come her way.

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>>738393461
I doubt she has given very many.

I don't think Catie very much cares for relationships. She strikes me as the kind of girl who is frigid as fuck.

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>>738393764
She must have a sex drive though. Wonder what she does about it.

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>>738394057
Schlicks

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>>738394146
Oh my. Naughty

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>>738394057
I'd like to see her after 12 of those though.

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>>738394317
Actually probably not coming to think of it.

I can picture her throwing up everywhere whilst I hold her hair back.

Yeah, no, been there not fun.

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>>738394305
She does it. Everyone does.

I just want to know if she has a dildo or a vibrator.

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>>738394434
>>738394317

That would be an intimate experience.

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>>738395143
Yeah it is. Normally ends in sweet sex when you both sober up a bit.

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>>738395283
If you don't mind the taste of vomit in your mouth. But hey you're fucking and you don't care.

>>738395283
>>738395375
That exact experience has made me attached to a girl before.

>>738365231
What the hell is a Boxxy and why should I care?
Bitch doesn't even look that hott.

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>>738395570
And pic

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>>738395570
You do feel really close at the time and it is a great feeling.

Not so much when you wake up and realize what went down.

That's dependant on if it was a random or some girl you've known for a while though. If it's a girl you know or are already with then it's cool.

Otherwise it's an awkward uhhhh did that just happen kind of thing, If you get me?

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>>738395839
Oh and the banging headache that comes with it.

Along with having to walk 2 miles back home. Not a fun time. Should have just had a wank instead.

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>>738395839
>>738396359
Wih a random that would suck. But with a girl you are with, especially new that would be nice.

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>>738397939
Would be nice to have that with Catie

>>738393764
That's because she's bitter as fuck, has terrible taste in men and continuously dates/picks fuckboys.

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>>738400503
Go back to your fucking hole that is uni please.

>>738400651
Ohhh, did I strike a nerve there champ? Don't believe me? Go look for yourself, she has terrible fucking taste in men and it ruins it for the rest of us decent people.

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>>738400745
I'm not going to argue with you dude. I've been there a million times. I know your type and it's not worth the effort.

>>738400963
I'm not trying to argue with you man, nor did I insult or shit on Catie, I happen to like the girl. It's her taste in men that's questionable as fuck bro.

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1499640723947.webm

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>>738401103
Well we haven't seen her with anyone in like the past 6 years so yeah.

>>738401404
Did you watch the birthday video she did for uni when she first came back? perfect example, The RC fiasco? another fine example, wanna go back? her bf in HS? Dan birlem? Total shithead, but the guy did get her virginity so lucky there.

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>>738402487
>in like the past 6 years so yeah.

>>738402637
Not arguing on that point, that being said part of me thinks she may have gone lesbian thanks in part to her SJW friends.

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>>738403012
I think she has also. I couldn't give a shit about that sjw shit though, that's a fucking meme. Grow up and get a grip.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A8DYYZGq5k

>>738403321
Get a grip on what? reality? I have one champ, SJW's are a real thing. People like laci green a good friend of her's, shitheads like Anita sarkeesian, etc.

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>>738403959
I wasn't directing it at you personally. Just how I feel in general.

I just want to have fun loving Catie. Nothing more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOzulXud52I

Why is painkiller just the best metal album ever made

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgbKU7-iVHI&t=1s

>>738404193
So do I, so do I. At least we can brofist on that.

>painkiller

I'm not much for glam metal myself.

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>>738405023
>glam metal

Did you seriously just call priest glam metal.

>>738405216
Definition: Glam metal (also known as hair metal and often used synonymously with pop metal) is a subgenre of heavy metal which features pop-influenced hooks and guitar riffs, and borrows from the fashion of 1970s glam rock.

Now I realize calling it hair metal would have been too ironic as the singer of priest was bald but still.

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Guns and faggots or Cinderalla are glam metal...

Judas priest are basically the exact opposite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1B_pZC8aWU

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>>738405813
Judas priest pretty much invented thrash and speed metal. They are nowhere near glam

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know who fucking suck? Metallica they literally have one good song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT516h7QwA4

>>738405972
I wasn't insulting them, I happen to like them, some of their stuff anyways. But when I think Metal, the name that comes to mind is Slayer.

I do however respect the fact that without the past, we could not have the present.

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>>738406482
You're American so it stands to reason.

I'm British so if you say metal the first thing that comes to my mind is pries and maiden. You can't deny how amazing this song is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epYKVcHrVr0

>>738406681
I do enjoy some Iron Maiden. Cousin eddy was always enjoyable.

>>738406459
They suck now, But Black album was fantastic, Load and Reload were pretty goddamn good too.

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>>738407228
Britain did heavy metal best https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96QBXReEQ2k

You guys do have manowar. The loudest band of all time. I do fucking love me some manowwar they're so amazing.

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Based manowar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5uvRd4RWs4

>>738407672
If you game and love metal, check out Powerglove brohammer.

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>Louder than a jet taking off.

That's some loud ass metal.

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>>738407909
I loved it when I was a teen. Now it's just a guilty pleasure when I'm drunk as shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6rabpUZte0

>>738408549
Wanna know something interesting? I feel if it wasn't a children's show's theme. That the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers theme would have been considered metal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Wt6XlVob_E

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>>738409457
My fucking god! I loved this show so fucking much! That fucking guitar riff man.

They really don't make shit like this anymore.

>>738409698
Nice to see we agree on one more thing. Did you happen to see the new movie? It was actually pretty good.

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>>738410657
I refused to watch it. Same as I refuse to watch the new tmnt and transformers movies.

Why can't you just leave my childhood alone.

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>>738410992
Michael Bay is such a fucking prick. All he had to do was recreate this scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhLh4pw44uw

But no. Those 3 minutes are better than anything that fucking cock sucker has ever put out.

>>738410992
Hey hey hey, I'm serious, it was actually pretty good. I'll admit it had it's problems but it was a solid 7.5 out of 10 IMO.

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I still can't get over the fact that the actual voice of megatron got turned down

Fuck Michael Bay, fuck him so hard.

>>738411861
That's because he's a shitty director who doesn't understand there's more to movies than "EXPLOSIONS!!!"

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>>738412016
Which is why I refuse to watch them.

There's one transformers movie and it was made in 1986

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>>738412306
I had no idea the thread was still going. It's sun up now

Lol I went to school with boxxy and she did a sex suckjob on me in maths one time!

>>738410992
Is she transitioning?

>>738416537
She is becoming beautiful black man

>>738365552
stop being a faggot

Is there anyone who had sex with her and can tell about it?

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This is a picture of BOXXXY

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>>738423799
Yo

>>738365412

haha you found the perfect face 4 that

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>>738424033
He did

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>>738424311

>>738365735
WTF...¡¡¡???

>>738365943
i don´t get it....

>>738384461
does people feel attracted to see this SHIT???.....litterally....

>>738389179
hell no!!!!