This fucking thread again: ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything.

what is your wizard power

>>738355581

Check'em.

i missed you

>>738355483
does life feel unfulfilling?

>>738355656

I feel some homoerotic tension.

>>738355730

Yep.

>>738355483
how it feels to reach ur 30's?!

new pics?

What's your favourite colour?

>>738355943
pink

>>738355838

Not much changed actually.

>>738355916

Maybe later.

>>738355943

Ultramarin.

>>738355483

how do you fulfill your emotional needs?

>>738356356

Booze and violent masturbation.

>>738356490

do you think it is fulfilling or escaping?

>>738356589

Nah dude.

kik?

>>738357031

Don't have one.

>>738355483
Do you have friends?

>>738355483
stop whining go to hooker, how hard is that?

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do you like this image

>>738357534

No.

>>738357585

Wouldn't solve the underlying issue.

>>738357705

Yes. Trap?

>>738355483
Did you learn any cool spells?

>>738357805
what underlying issue? do you wanna die as a virgin? probably not, then hooker.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>738358145

I wanna be loved or shit like that.

>>738355483
Lemme guess, hooker said no?

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>>738357805
no

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>>738356192
>how it feels
>Not much changed

What

>>738358422

Nice.

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>>738355483

What is your plan for the future?
How will you make friend and get GF?

Do you think that Chris chan will pass another kidney stone?

>>738355483
How come you've never kissed a girl

What are you afraid of?

do you have kinks or fetishes

>>738355483
How was your first kiss like?

Why don't you kiss someone

Hey op, 38yo kissless v here

>>738358600
>What is your plan for the future?

Alcoholism.

>>738358632

I'm surprised he's still alive.

>>738358866

Unattractive.

>>738358938

Waking up dead. And ghosts.

>>738358986

No. I'm vanilla as fuck.

>>738359051

That's sexual assault.

Where's your pic brah

How much do you weigh?

Dick size, girth, ball size, ball weight, asshole width

op pics please

>>738359307

75 kg. Athletic body.

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>>738359276
>>738359850

HURR. Face.

job?

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>>738360042

Body

>>738360154

I am a molecular biologist by training. But I currently work half days in a supermarket because I cannot get a real fucking job.

op take new pics you ass

>>738355483

So are you afraid of interacting with women? Or why don't you get laid?

>>738360042
>>738360157
Your pretty attractive, you must be a fucking autist maximus if you haven't even kissed a girl before at 34, I'm like a 6/10 and I've fucked

>>738360463

Because I lack any personality and charisma and act like a fucking autist around people.

>>738360556
>you must be a fucking autist maximus

I am bro, I am.

>>738360425
take pics of your ass?

>>738359249
are you even a little bit dom?
would you like it if a girl called you daddy or sir?

>>738362351
>would you like it if a girl called you daddy or sir?

Who the fuck wouldn't?

>>738357805
>Yes. Trap?
someone shows you a great ass
and the first thing you say is
>YES. TRAP?
maybe consider suicide?

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C'mon fuckers.

>>738363447

Dude, this is /b/.

>>738363447
great? :3

>>738359177
Bullshit. I'm 19 and not very attractive either but I've still managed to get girls

Have you tried drugs? Drugs will get you laid.

can i see your hand(s) op

>>738363502
True, whenever I see nice tits or a great ass, I always suspect it being a trap a lil.

I've never fapped to a single post of 4chan cuz of this. Anxiety can be a bitch man.

Dude, get on tinder. Yes swipe on everyone and wait until you get matches, hit on everything, even fatties, a fat girls pussy is better then no pussy, or even a uglier girl. Just get laid and it will skyrocket your confidence

>>738363669

Only alcohol and weed.

>>738363800

One moment.

>>738363852

This.

>>738363863

Did that. Got matches but failed in the conversation.

>>738355483
why not visiting a whore m8

get kik op

>>738360157
have you tried homo ;v

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>>738363800

Normal hand.

>>738364286

What is kik even?

>>738364291

I'm straight. Sorry bro.

>>738364518
to chat

>>738364799

I see.

>>738365334
the way you said that is hot asf

>>738366183

;)

>>738366336
please stop turning me on, you didn't even say anything

>>738366547

Sorry bro for the unintended homoeroticism.

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>>738355483

Congratulations on your grand wizardry. I bet it's a gift in disguise. I bet you have some amazing hobbies or have mastered some valuable skills during your celebecy. Have you? Do you ever think about rape or maybe hiring a nice escort? How many sex toys do you have

>>738367086

Post full body.

>>738367290
kik :p

>>738360973
>>738360973
>Because I lack any personality and charisma

Try taking some St. John's Wort regularly. I think I'm pretty bland, but that shit makes me all bubbly and charismatic. Plus it's a good anti-depressant and keeps negative thoughts out.

>>738367260
>I bet you have some amazing hobbies or have mastered some valuable skills during your celebecy.

Not really. I have some hobbies (mainly sports) but there is nothing I am outstandingly good at.

>>738367588

When I am drunk, I also get talkative. That doesn't make me charismatic, just autistic with more energy.

>>738367411

Do it here.

>>738367890
i like it when you tell me what to do
buuut no

>>738360042
How the fuck are you a wizard? I look like shit in comparison to you. What's your game? When's the last time you talked to a girl?
I want to help a brother out.

>>738368079
>i like it when you tell me what to do

I'd prefer it if you'd like to do what I tell you to do.

>>738368397

In the gym last week.

>>738368648
What happened? How'd the conversation go?

>>738368397
He's a lost cause

>>738368703

Tried to enter the conversation by asking about a workout and then do a bit of smalltalk. But she shot me down after the topic itself was covered.

>>738369305
Be more specific. Greentext the convo

>>738355483
when do you turn 35?

>>738369614

March next year.

>>738355483
its ok

op pleaseee i wanna chat
>>738369659
not april? you fag

>>738355483
Sir,why

>>738369367

Too lazy to greentext.

Anyway, I talked to her about her specific workout at the time (hang board) and what she would recommend for finger strength. She answered me in two sentences or so. Then I just said "I see around quite often, my name is XY", she gave me her name and said "I have to continue now, bye" and left.

>>738355631
newfag

>>738369919

Have you ever seen the Conan O'Brien segments with Jordan Schlansky. That's how I am.

>>738369821
>op pleaseee i wanna chat

Then tell me about you or ask better questions. Where are you from? What do you like to do?

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>>738370039
I'm a 33 wizard, and I'm all hairy and shit, bit uglier, just slight, and not as fit as you. I also talk to some women, but get turned down or only get landwhales, which I am not interested in.

I feel you, brah.

>>738355483

You seem like really great guy. I think it's hot as fuck devirgitizing guys, I would be more than happy to have a few drinks and let you slide that dick in my pussy.

>>738370274
I'm from Finland and uhh... I like to listen to music and watch shit online I guess
What kinda girls are you into

>>738370693

You could do your part by posting some pics.

>>738370834

What music do you like?

>>738371099
Hollywood Undead, emo shit and rap
Pretty pathetic stuff

>>738371410
>Pretty pathetic stuff

I agree.

>>738371909
Yeah I don't like talking about myself because I'm a really shitty person