Who would you main in a presidential fighting game?

>>738354102
DRUMPF

teddy roosevelt

>>738354102
Lyndon "Big" Johnson

>>738354102
Why was 19th century black and white all of a sudden? How did people cope with living in grayscale?

>>738354106
>all of a sudden
are you retarded?

>>738354102
>Not maining Teddy
>Not using his super "Big Stick" to finish off opponents

Yeah, Truman and Kennedy may have flashier supers but Teddy is just the greatest.

>>738354104

Only correct answer. Maybe jackson

Bill clinton
>tfw your bonus damage against women is completely pointless

>>738354102
Angela Merkel, no dick but massive balls how will faggots ever recover

>>738354104
>>738354108
>maining the easy mode OP character
casuals

Andrew Jackson, only Teddy comes close.

>>738354107
>18th century, people have color
>19th century comes, color disappears
>mid-20th century color finally comes back
Seriously though, what the hell was up with that?

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Obvious choice as always

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>>738354111
>presidential fighting game
>pick a chancellor

>>738354102
Putin

>>738354112
t. franklin roosevelt main
maybe you can host a cripple fight with kennedy LMAO

>>738354116
The title is different but the responsibilities allign unlike what you implied.

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>not maining Jackson
ISHYGDDT

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Lyndon Baines Johnson

>>738354102
Why does it take 8 years to develop The Ivanka DLC

what a faggot mod

>>738354114
No matter what alarmists might tell you, the Earth has always gone through natural color cycles and no human technology, photographic or otherwise, has any meaningful effect on that.

FUCKING MODS WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKK

>>738354109
This here. Andrew Jackson was a complete and total badass. No contest.

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>moved to /b/

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>>383401874
if based on actual historic fighting ability

God Tier:
>Uysses Grant
>Dwight Eisenhower
>Theodore Roosevelt
>Donald Trump

Okay Tier:
>Barrack Obama
>General Washington
>Andrew Jackson
>Abraham Lincoln
>Richard Nixon

Shit tier
>William Harrison

>>738354381
>Grouping Obama with the rest in the okay tier
Nigga please. Obama would be in the fetal position begging for mercy before the first punch was thrown.

>>738354102

Andrew Jackson would win every time.

>>738354115
This nigga knows whats up

>>738354108
But Kennedy got perfected in record time..

>>738354549
lmao yeah he's such a CUCK

>>738354102
Trump.

>>738354102
William Howard "Big Poppa" Taft

>>738354789
And the overweight 70 year old donald trump who has never done a physical days work in his life isn't?

Uylessyls s grant nigger

>>738355196
Someone didn't see him at Wrestlemania.

>>738354104
100%

>>738355196
>he doesn't know Trump usually volunteers as a waiter/house cleaner/bus boy in his hotels to show solidarity with his workers

you don't know jack shit about the current President

also >>738355341

Jackson would be a tank character. He can take a lot of damage. And commit genocide.

>>738355196
He worked in a coal mine for 20 years anon learn to fucking do your own research before you believe the cuckstream media.

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>>738355196

>>738355710
not sure about this, but Trump went to military school. Which puts him well above most presidents in physical ability alone

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>>738354114
The first 5 are portraits you fucking mongoloid

>>738356674
Fucking J.D. Salinger went to military school too, does that mean he was fit to be president?

>>738355710
He is a billionaire from a family of money, of course he didn't

Obama.

Half the niggas don't know how to throw a punch. They do fisticuffs.

The later rich niggas are softened men, probably never had to fight ever, and are old and fragile.

Donald Trump is a fatass oaf.

Obama is the tall skinny dude with boney knuckles that can dodge easily because he's a rope, and can break a nigga's face because he's still part of modern culture.

>>738354102
Honestly, Barack was probably in the best shape coming in. My second choice would be Lincoln.

>>738357465
I was told we were discussing presidential fighting abilities not competency for presidency...

That said the only requirements to be a President according the the US Constitution is
>be older than 35
>live in the US for at least 14 years
>be born in the US

so yea, J.D Salinger could have run for the presidency

>>738357618
fisticuffs is a hell of a lot more effective than untrained street fighting

https://www.xvideos.com/video27076141/brother_creampies_sister_in_a_hotel_room#_tabComments

>>738354102
TAFT

dude used a boomerang to put on his belt

>>738355196
If it came down to a physical battle, Trump would own Obama. He's just such a fucking pussy.

>>738358072
trump would fight dirty, but he doesn't exercise so he would probably have low stamina

>>738354381
I'm okay with all this except for Jackson's placement.
He's got ENDURANCE UP THE ASS.

Taft might be a decent choice in that regard, too.

>>738357618
>Implying that Obama can throw, let alone take a punch.
That bitch would be out cold in under 5 seconds.

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>>738358122
does fighting dirty involves having Putin show up?

How has no one mentioned Bush Jr??

Mofo can dodge like the best of em

>>738357346
Oh... i remember my first bait.

the covfefe lord TRUMP

>>738358324
he's not shit, but given the lineup >>738354381
He won't make it to the meta

>>738358122
Stamina would have nothing to do with it. Obama would go in flailing his arms like a drunk faggot, and Trump would end it with one punch.

>>738354104
This or Andrew Jackson.

>>738358510
lol nah man, Obama is too suave I can't imagine him flailing like an idiot

>>738354381
Wait why trump?

>>738358661
because /b/ likes to suck his cock

>>738358661
>Military School
>ranked #9 in US President height scale
>up there in weight and mass
>0 ethics and morals when trying to get what he wants

The dude's got the warrior gene, you might not like him - but you gotta respect the fighting spirit the man has

>>738357618
Pretty sure Bush Sr would beat that ass silly.

You don't become head of CIA, an ambassador and a fucking president by being some bitch who can't throw hands.

>Never had to fight

GTFO

>>738354102
only 40 there

>>738358567
He liked to give the impression that he was suave, but Michelle has had his nuts in her purse since way before he was ever elected. He's weak, and every world leader knew it.

>>738358935
Are we talking about presidents in their prime or when they were in office?

Shit just watch the simpsons bush SR would wreck shop

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>your founding fucking father thats who.

>>738359173
>>738359012
>bush sr

fucking this

>>738359108
factoring in both - your younger years determines your physical ability when you are older

>>738358935
Military school doesn't really teach how to fight. Neither does BCT.

You take some basic combat classes and get strong, learn how to lead. But it's normally during your actual time being enlisted/an officer you take advace combat classes and go to school.

Donald Trump wouldnt knock a nigga silly, he'd deal them into surrendering.

>>738354102
Andrew muthafuckin Jackson!

>>738358935
if it was young trump, maybe. back when he wasn't senile.

Eisenhower

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>>738354102
Bottom row, 2nd from right, worst President in US history.

>>738359407
Sure must be nice being this deluded

>>738359314
>You take some basic combat classes and get strong, learn how to lead.
I mean, does that alone not put him above other presidents who were simple bookworms? (Barry O)

>>738359191
Didn't he have a sword too?

>>738355507
He doesn't do that bullshit

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Heres a little something they taught us in the C.I.A

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>>738359671
see >>738359544

Libs love to think that poor and lower middle class people voted for Trump because they were stupid or racist. News flash, they see Trump working - lots of stories of him tipping very well and encouraging people to chase their dreams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoXimFSiFtM

>>738354102
I don't think Andrew Jackson can be killed by human weapons.

>>738359637
Dude, I don't think Barry O doesn't know how to fight. He grew up in Chicago.
Probably had to fight just to get a book back at some point.

But yeah, that little bit does put him above some. But it doesn't make him a physical beast.

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>>738354104
Pussy. I'm imagining Millard Fillmore

>>738360153
Fucking autocorrect... maining

>>738359942
Sure must be nice being so deluded.

>>738354102
from the time our presidents stopped having mustaches everything went tits up. Prove me wrong /b/, you know you can't

>>738359993
>Some asshole insults his wife
>Okay, let's step outside. I challenge you to a duel.
>Jackson shoots asshole dead
I agree

>>738360215
Why are you imagining Fillmore, anon? Do you like how he looks?

>Fighting game
>Not picking the only black guy

>>738360261
I mean, he's pretty much the 19th century Alex Baldwin.

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TEDDY ROOSEVELT FTW!

Anybody other than TR is ridiculous. Teddy Roosevelt was a boxer and also studied other martial arts. He would be MMA tier today. He also was the youngest president. So he would still be closer to his fighting prime than other presidents.

>>738360457
Alec. But honestly I think he could fight, he was born into poverty. He grew up on a farm. Seems like a guy with thick skin

>>738360706
>>738360457
Lol what is wrong with your auto correct man

also this is true, he's probably been in a few scrappers

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Honest Abe

putin

I'd kick all of your asses with Richard Nixon.

>>738361364
Nixon would blackmail your ass into the stone age

>>738354103
ulysses s grant

>>738354102
Everyone here needs to get there heads out of politics and consider this objectively.

Obama obviously outclasses Trump. If you think otherwise, you are an obvious moron. So what if he went to Military Academy 50 years ago? It was 50 years ago!

And Bush Sr destroys both.

>>738354102
andrew jackson, theres a reason he is estimated to have won over a hundred fucking duels. and when the first presidential assasination attempt was made, against him. the would be assasins gun misfired and Jackson proceeded to calmly beat him to near death with a cane.

>>738354114
This is actually fucking hilarious. I'll bite.

Are you fucking retarded? Have you never been near a camera you special-needs retard? No, yoi haven't, because your wranglers don't trust you not to get naked and ram it up your fat mongoloid ass. How long did it take your parents to throw you in a dumpster, you genetic trash?

Google "camera history" if you can even type, fag.

>>738362485
Neurotypical enough to notice bait, too autistic to resist bait

>>738354102
Alexander Hamilton

>>738362806
He wasn't president.

>>738362875
Alexander Hamilton was the best president

>>738360277
>blacks are good fighters

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>>738363122

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>>738354102
Fix'd

>>738354102
Lincoln was a wrestler. I'd go him, unless weapons are allowed, the A. Jackson

>>738359407
>worst President in US history.
Obama made Jimmy Carter happy, because before Obama he was considered to be the worst.

>>738359544
>obamatard calling others retarded..

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..!!

>>738364135
>G20 conference about women's empowerment
>have his daughter attend it since she's a woman
>liberals lose their shit

The young black one, obviously.

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Here's the official version.

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>>738365494
:^)