Autistic edc thread

>>738349348
Never thought I would ever judge someone just from the things they have in their pockets but my God you seem like such a trashy piece of shit.

Do you carry all that stuff with you on a daily basis? Also what country do you live in

>>738349348
>Wides
>two knives, one a folding karambit (???)
>brass knuckle
>for everyday carry

Stand back Leeroy! This isn't autism!! It's down syn- FUUUUUUUUU-

>>738349697
Yes.
And Chicago.

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>>738350000
You do realize that in the self-defense situation there is a statistical likelihood your opponent will have a gun especially in Chicago you would totally get melted

>>738350225
Have my concealed carry, don't carry in Chicago.

>2 knives
>both shit-tier

>>738350516
If someone is going to hurt or mug you there's a good chance they have a gun so it's better to not even retaliate unless you also have a gun.

>>738350582

eh, that's a bit unfair. The spyderco paramilitary is a good knife. But yeah, that other abortion...I'm not even sure what the fuck it is.

>>738350582
Post your knives

Your EDC knives aren't even full tang. You don't even have a proper finger guard. You go to stab someone with that shit and your hand'll slip down the blade.

gg nub

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>>738349348
Rate mine /b/

>>738351124
>A fucking D12.
Lost.

>>738351014
Africa-tier

>>738349348
>>>738349348
Thanks for making me look good

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this is what a man carries

>>738352244
You spelled nigger wrong.
Nice hi point. Fag.

>>738352565
Well anon you certainly have a point

>>738352565
yeah you would think it was real nice when you get got

>>738351124
What's in the leather thing?

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>>738352244

nice glawk fo-tay

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>>738353024
It's a slipstick, pays to be prepared

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>>738352244
ive got my eye on you..

>>738353639

>cop with a Taurus

not sure if trolling...

>>738353149
What's the spring like rod in the keychain, next to the pocket knife.

>>738353864
Pt111

>>738352244
Hi point and no wallet. Must be a civilized society

>>738353978

Tritium key fob. Glows green because the tritium gas inside is mildly radioactive. Glows for 12+ years. Not glow in the dark, actually self-illuminating.

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>>738349348
>>738353149
Nice spydercos you fucking plebs. Gamgam get those for you after your barmitzvah last week?

>>738355481

where's your pocket clip? Or did benchie not provide one to ya?

>>738351124
a deck of cards and a d12?

god

>>738349348
edc as if he's going to war. Confirmed Amerifag.

>>738349348
I only have my wallet, keys and mobile phone. It must suck to be you shit-tier faggots.

>>738356583
>mobile phone

eurocuck detected

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>>738356171
Just face down. Got the deep carry from the BM Adamas line. Thinking of grabbing a custom Ti clip though; these keep breaking on me.

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I Try to avoid confrontation but im free for any dental check-ups.

>>738349348
on me: keys, wallet, smartphone, earbuds
in backpack: soda/water, umbrella, tissues, chewing gum
nothing special really, no need for weapons as guns are banned in my country and living in safe area, most of the time just a cheap flip knife

>>738349348
Someone should take that para2 from you for putting it tip down

>>738357708
Yes.

>>738357078
>>738355481
>Shitty g10 940
>Can't even afford carbon fiber
You really showed them

>>738357078
940 will probably be my next purchase.
You pretty happy with yours?

>>738357708
Hmm, I've always carried my Spydercos tip down.
I may have to try switching it up

>>738351410
This

>>738357708
>carrying a knife tip-up and needing to flip it over after pulling it from your pocket
yeah nah

>>738353639
Only ppl on the internet shit on Taurus. I and 3 of my friends have Taurus guns. Two of which were built and purchased in the 90s. None of us had issues. The LGS says they are not coming back in any appreciable numbers.

>>738352244
Agreed, especially if you need to throw it in a lake after using it once.

Legitimately I carry just a knife, some dip or nic gum, and some sort of fidget toy, usually being a begleri, but fidget cube, or spinner aren't oput of the picture. Sometimes this little magnetic rod inside a small tube that you can mess with, not very fun tho

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>>738358173
Shitty? 940?
Carbon fiber sucks dick, unless you're a 13 year old who still thinks it's cool and want it to match your sick new moto razr.

It's a 943 you fucking schmo, and these custom G10 scales assfuck the stock aluminum chalkboard grips, not to mention your fucking overpriced beta fedora wearing carbon fiber bullshit excuse for scales.

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>>738349348
>autistic edc
This thread was made for me
Yes I carry that giant novelty backpack around with me every time I leave the house.
Yes I ride a bike
No i am not a felon or underage b&

>>738359896
I... is that the Bulwark of Azzinoth?

>>738358189
I didn't dig the 940 or 940-2, I returned and went with the 943. Much better for EDC stuff like boxes/food and way better for self defense with the much pointer tip.

Just have to be careful considering the brittleness of the S30V. But it's still the best I've carried, and super easy to maintain.

>>738359985
It IS
It's beat up as fuck from daily use though. I'm going to rebuild it with better materials and salvage the leather and zippers

>>738359896
Dat auti

>>738359896
Yeah dude I almost guarantee that machete is illegal to just carry around. If it's in the bag it'll be considered concealed carry which I 100% know is illegal for that machete in the US

>>738360137
Not in my state! Visable blades with sheaths are actually considered a legal self defense weapon. Can't be completely concealed though.
I've had cops ask me about it but when I site the relevant statute they leave me be. I wouldn't carry one if I was black, though.
I also carry a .38 special but I loaned it to my brother for his vacation since his 1911 was too bulky to take with.

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>>738360137

Not concealed!

>>738360395
Out of curiosity what state are you in? My state has lax knife laws but I know police would love to hassle me about something like that

>>738360563
Florida. Like I said with my giant spikey backpack I must not look like much of a threat. Cops don't know I actually carry it to hack through vines and brush when I'm hunting for shrooms :)
(Also I'm female so I probably don't seem like a threat to the cops, unfortunate bias. Inb4 tits, it's relevant to why I don't seem crazy)

>>738360730
>>738360730
Nice memes

>>738351124

I feel like your missing a fedora faggot

>>738359782
You really are autistic
You bought the more expensive aluminum version and then bought g10 scales for it?

>>738360835
Hmm, nice. Here in Ohio I could legally do the same, even conceal it legally but I really don't think I would want to try because some cops are cunts around this area. Especially with the crime surrounding heroin

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my edc

rate me /b/ros

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My knifes in my truck and I'm too lazy to get it

>>738361032
Would not fuck with /10

>>738360904
More expensive aluminum? What are you talking about? The 943 comes in aluminum or faggy carbon fiber, which is much more expensive than the aluminum.

The 940-2 however comes in an extremely disappointing shitty slippery G10.

>>738352244
you just walk around all day with a warm beer in your pocket?

>>738361124
Which pocket do you put the doges in?

>>738361032
11/10 for practicality

>>738361190
that's what niggers do

>>738361029
Yeah if I lived in a part of town where cops were constantly stopping to hassle me I wouldn't bother with it. I usually have a little tether around the handle that extends down into the bag and latches onto the siding so I'm not even too worried about people grabbing it from me.
One time someone tried to clothes line me as i was bike riding past but I just brained him with my (at the time full of books) bag and kept riding.
I've got a lot of weaponry but tbh I hope I never have to use any of it.

>>738360885
>he doesn't invent card games to play with the d12 and cards while bored

>>738351014
Boris, is that you?

>>738361284
People around here like to run me off the road and scream at me. For some reason they think I shouldn't be longboarding or biking in my neighborhood.

>>738361124
Oh man you carry those bigass doggos around all day?

>>738360835

tits or didn't happen

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>>738361173
Is it true, watches at $ 0?

>>738361457
>>738361230

Cargo shorts duh. Also nothing makes girl wetter than an otter's pocket more than cute dogs

>>738361445
Fucking hell.. yeah I just avoid the roads whenever there isnt a giant obvious bike lane. People are careless at the best of times and straight up murderous at the worst.
Fuck us for getting a little exercise, right?

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Pray you never run into me

>>738361571
If this thread reaches the bump limit I'll drop them. Too many identifying details tbh

>>738361650
I wish there were bike lanes here. I never ride my bike anywhere near actual busy roads tho. Usually just neighborhoods and the roads crossing between them

>>738361711
show us your toes

>>738361711

Thats fair given your bag is unique, but extremely disappointing.

>>738361829
we got bike lanes here in houston

>drivers are still assholes
>it's hot as balls 10 months out of the year so riding to work isn't really doable

>>738361650
When I lived in an actual city people were usually considerate of cyclists (its how I prefer to get around too). I was fortunate to live in one of the better cities for bicycle infrastructure in the US, so there were enough of us that cars were used to it and usually knew how to respond.

I moved to the suburban sprawl that is so cal and now its pretty terrifying to be on the roads.

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brace mothrfuckers

>>738361711
Do you have your face, home address and SSN tattooed on your tits or something?

>>738361032
are you in Payday?

>>738362303
i don't know what that means

>>738362132
>sig sauer

found the 40 something teabagger

>>738362393
You must work in IT.

>>738362166
Haha, no.. But I do know a lot of people who lurk here, I ride around a fairly populated down with a giant spikey backpack, and I dropped my state of origin here. I'm not worried about being doxxed.. more so someone I know seeing.
>please understand
>>738361829
I think people here are more understanding in neighborhoods because little feral children like to run around in the street while their parents get high.
>>738362088
My city is a mix of both. Quaint little neighborhoods and metro areas with heavily enforced bike lanes, mixed with commercial areas and highways where people don't even look in the direction they are turning
>>738361874
I have shrek toes

>>738362625
>40 something teabagger
wrong on both counts

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>>738362790
Forgot pic for lulz

>>738360137
Every camping and outdoors shop carries machetes.

You must be in the U.K. where carrying a Swiss Army knife is a jailabke offense.

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>>738362711

>>738362894
you teabaggers always deny who you are

>>738350000
>being this beta

>>738362625
Different fag here but I have a Sig p220 and I voted for Bernie.

>>738350000
Checked

>>738352244
You spelled beta male alcoholic faggot wrong

>>738363185
>you teabaggers always deny who you are
I'm an old school Detroit Labor Union liberal. Supported Bernie.

>>738362790
>Haha, no.. But I do know a lot of people who lurk here, I ride around a fairly populated down with a giant spikey backpack, and I dropped my state of origin here. I'm not worried about being doxxed.. more so someone I know seeing.

Would that be so bad? You'd just be doing them a solid.

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>>738350582
>Spyderco shit tier

>>738363553
trying to impress men you meet online.

telling. very telling, indeed

>>738351014
Diggin the kukri

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>>738363564
If I were single, yeah. I probably wouldn't mind.. but I'm engaged, and also kind of out of shape. My fiance would probably let me post faceless nudes too but tbh nobody wants to see my cellulite-ridden folliculitis lookin' ass.

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>>738355481
>>738359782

Benchmade fags

>>738357708
This

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ITT: Everyone is my dad

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My edc

>>738363980
I mean several of us asked. Personally I have a think for bike punk girls so...

>>738362393

Rehabs for quitters fag

>>738362393
Motherfucking kubotan.

>>738349348
autistic is an understatement

question for the gunfags: how do you plan to deal with the aftermath of taking a human life? even if justified, you're likely getting arrested.

also, how do you plan to deal with civil lawsuits from a victim's family?

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>>738364160
>digital camouflage on a paring knife

>>738352244

Fake bling and black and milds you classy fuck you.

>>738364163
Like I said.. I'll keep checking back for post 300
Is bike punk a style? My style is "good will shorts and graphic tees from 2008"

>>738364349
They're not going to actually use the guns. A gun merely fills the void where your balls are supposed to be.

>>738364218
>Rehabs for quitters fag
I didn't quit, I stopped.

>>738364380
>>digital camouflage on a paring knife
for field dressing carrots

>>738364380
That's it?

Wallet, AA coin, bear grillz knife, keys, phone, camel 99's, and a lighter

>>738364349
By following responsible gun use. Notice most gun owners here also have a sharkie or other self defense weapon.. as I said before I hit someone with my bag before I even thought to draw my weapon and I'm a 5'5 female.
Only draw if you intend to shoot. Only shoot to stop a threat to your life. I know I will be questioned and detained but I know I the law will be on my side. Better than being dead/raped.

>>738352244
Ugh black n mild?.... plastic tip... Jesus dude. The only thing those are good for is putting the wood tips on to good blunts

>>738362132
What is that a Ken "design for shit" Onion Kershaw Leek? Bet you like to get fucked in the ass when you use that

>>738364557

Typical AA brainwashing

>>738364023
Soz not soz you can't afford one

>>738359896
Holy shit, wizard starter pack. Do you refer to women as "m'lady"?

>>738364797
Yes, it's a garbage organization that uses religious brainwashing, but why would you mock someone for not drinking? That's just a dick move.

>>738360835
Oh no fucking wonder

>>738361613
>carrying 4 1/2 watches around with you all day
Some people...

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>>738364943
Nigga I straight up call people senpai and make retarded +stats D&D references. I am concentrated autism.. but society tolerates me because I'm female
>feelsambivalentman.jpg

>>738364797
Do you spend a lot of time bashing things you don't understand?

Anyone know where I can find some porn?

>>738352244
Your magazine is loaded backwards

>>738365398
it's bait, numbnutz

>>738365192
Florida has castle doctrine so if anyone is in my house I can assume lethal intent
I don't currently have an attourney on retainer but I don't think I'd have to deal with as lengthy of a court battle

>>738352244
No, thats what a nigger carries. I'm just going to assume you are one.

>>738365485
texas has castle doctrine. my bro's shooting was legal and justified. still costing him out the ass.

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>>738349348
>Camel Wides

>>738362393
Nice dildo

>>738365217
You have to live in the 503. Guessing around sunnyside or the like?

>>738365578
That sucks man. I still don't think he'll end up losing but I can understand the issue with accruing legal fees over time. I personally would rather be dealing with that than be dead or have my family harmed though.. if someone was just taking my shit I'd just let them take it because I'm insured, but if they come at me they're dying. You never know who has a weapon or malicious intent.

>>738365756
Nah, more central. 503 is what.. miami?

>>738365814
How are people getting into your house? Are they Alex Macking under the fucking door? Just get a better door.

>>738365756
Oh wait its in the panhandle.. still no

>>738361689
>edc
this is sooo me

>>738365939
I mean I've never been robbed personally. I'd have to defend my gun cabinet

>>738364349
Six years ago I killed a burglar in my house. He broke in, had a gun and I have no idea what he would have done with it. I heard my front door open, grabbed my gun and found him in my living room. I shot three times and struck him in the face and neck. I never got charged and his family couldn't sue because of state laws. I saw a therapist for years after but I'm cool now. I wouldn't hesitate to do it again.

>>738365814
i'm with you...someone breaks into my home while i'm there, they're fucken dead as fried chicken.

my point to all this: most folks don't consider the aftermath of actually shooting and killing someone. you need to be prepared. prosecutors don't give a fuck about the law or justice...they give a shit about getting re-elected. and they'll do anything (including fucking over good guys) to get re-elected

>>738364959


Anonymous 07/09/17(Sun)13:19:36 No.738364959▶
>>738364797 #

> That's just a dick move.
> dick move
> dick

Welcome to /b/

>>738363228
Go GTMO bro!

>>738349348
Camel wides +1
Spyderco +1

Eh, on the rest.

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>>738350642
Most muggers are scared kids who don't even load their weapons. They don't know what the fuck to do if you're even remotely tough and just start raining punches on them.

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>>738355481
Look at my 300$ beauty

>>738363228
Is that a buttplug?

>>738351014
Such is life in the zone

>>738366469
>zero tolerance
For a good grip

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>>738349348

Nice knife. But get a real karambit, an Emerson.

>>738362132
army fag.

>>738365962
Let's see you wearing only the backpack and the machete handle up your ass

>>738351014
блять.

>>738363228
iPhones gayer than the butt plug

>>738362393
nice buttplug you faggot

>>738366469
>300$
Is this CS:GO?

>>738365946
Wtf is that round metal thing, & why don't you use it as a bottle opener instead of your lighter?

>>738366979
Wait let me get my katanas out of my storage unit so I can three-sword-style this shit

>>738367243
depends on if he named it

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>>738367447
I got some tendies for you in you deliver

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>>738362393
>Hacker man

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Why do you guys carry all this stupid shit?
Is that what it's like to live in America?

Why do you post pictures of your wallet or keys but not your phone?
Do you have to leave your phones at home in America because everyone is trying to knife you for it?

I carry a phone, maybe keys, maybe wallet or cash.

>>738367846
none of these retards actually carry they just take pictures of their knife collections and borrow dads gun.

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>>738359896
nice.. you remind me of a couple of my freak/artist friends.. they karry around alot of fun stuff aswell:)

>>738367846
My phone is my only camera
Also I like to carry a lot of shit because it amuses me to be ready for the collapse of society at any given moment..
.. or at least i can sew up my pants if they tear

>>738366810
The model I have is pretty nice..
I'm not spending $200 on I knife I hopefully never have to use.

>>738368015
That explains a lot, so many toy knives.

>>738361689
>Pray you never run into me
Or what? You'll punch me with your keys?

>>738368015
You'd have an edc too if to ever left your house you fat neckbeard fuck

>>738363284
Sorry. When did you find out you were a nigger?

>>738368748
I do my keys, wallet, phone a pack of smokes lighter and occasionally some cash. My guns are locked in a safe my kid can't get to I don't need to carry them because I don't act like a retard and make smart decisions.

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Basic shit, sometimes I leave the knife

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>>738366469
>$300
>beauty
If you paid $300 for that $150 Ken Onion abortion of a ZT, you totally deserve being the sorry fucker who owns it.

Do you also buy your knives from Oriental Trading?

>>738366208
>Go GTMO bro!
Honor bound ...