Ask a guy who's drinking alone in parking lot anything.

>>738348260
Why in a parking lot?

>>738348260
will you take a dick pick for my enjoyment. erect preferably

Can i see your ass

>>738348260
How did your life get so bad you were compelled to buy a Suzuki?

>>738348313
Because there's family in my house and u'm not a family person. I'm gonna be here at least for the next 3 hours. All my friends are somewhere else so.... parking lot.

>>738348260
are you listening some music?

>>738348531
I love my suzuki sx5. I can't complain.

>>738348629
Yup. Some rock station.

>>738349015
what do you think how long would last ur car battery without starting the engine?

>>738348260
I'll drink with ya man

Mini bottle? R u 12? That's not drinking, thats like a snack.

>>738349113
6 hours maybe. Last week i passed away drubk for like 5 hours and the battery was still working.
>>738349291 im probably another one.

>>738349654
*im probably buying abother one. I've been drinking for the last 4 days. Best vacations ever

>>738348260
I know your feel man

>>738348260
Why are you drinking alone? Why in the parking lot? Why do you want us to ask you?

>>738348260
how do you feel right now?

>>738349836
Because my aunts are in my house. They are religious af, my mom isnt. They probably gonna talk to jesus nonstop. So here i am. And the last time they came thing dont really went good

>>738349755
Vacations from what?

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>>738348260
Are you depressed? Do you have a job?

>>738350930
>>738350989
I work for the government. We have 30 free days per year. I'm saving the another 3 weeks for December. I'm not depressed but tbh i'm kinda sad today because me and the girl im dating are mad to each other.

>>738350989
Yes. I work for the goverment. I'm currently in Law's school.

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>>738348260
Whats your favorite alcohol drink? Why are you mad at each other

>>738348260
There are some places where you can be charged just for having care or control of a vehicle while drunk, even if you aren't actively driving. Be careful OP

>>738350755
so? just ignore it.

>>738348260
So you're a drunk driver? You think that's smart?

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>>738350755
if you're old enough to go to law school how the fuck do your aunts upset you?

Dr. Captains are what I'm drinking but at least I'm not behind the fucking wheel.

>>738351603
Because i fucked my ex the last week and she was a total bitch about it. She's not my gf. She's not even my girl. We just fuck. But i kinda like her. And vodka is favorite drink.
>>738351642
Not here, thankfully. Anyway, my house is just 1km from here.

>>738348260
Wth would you get a Suzuki?

>>738351801
Yeah, is not that easy. I'm 22 btw.

>>738351778
He drives a Suzuki, thought it was obvious

sadboiz

>>738352003
It works for me, i love my car. I can't complain. But i want another car in a near future.

>>738351555
Fuck law school. And it's summer, shouldn't you be clerking somewhere and not in a federal position?

>>738351778
My house is just around the corner.

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>suzuki

>>738352192
what are you looking for?

>>738352327
What does clerking means? Real question. I got the job bc my dad is the boss kek. No newbie lawyer gets a place in the goverment.

>>738352460
I want a Dodge. Mainly because i'm a mountain biker and the dodge fulfill my needs

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>>738352353
>"M-my house is just around the corner officer"
>"I'm really sorry I got into a head on collision and killed the other driver I didn't think I was that drunk!"

>>738348260
Take the keys out of the ignition. If a cop happens to see you, that's drunk driving

>>738352908
>2017
>not driving super drunk with just one eye open
pussy

>>738352353
I got drunk, got in my care, made it down the driveway straight across the street into the neighbors living room. Sometimes you don't get as far as you plan.
I didn't even make the corner..

>>738353051
that's not how the law works here. anyway, i'm friend with all the locals cops. they would probably drive my car to my house. good people.

>>738353249
you give up a lot of rights sitting behind the wheel

a lot of people have died from drunk drivers

why don't you just walk if your house is nearby and drink by yourself somewhere nicer than a lot?

>>738353249
Where shithole do you live in?

>>738353051
It's ok though and don't worry about the open container. His house is right around the corner and there's family there and he's not a family person. I'm sure the cops will be really understanding.

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>>738353924
When did /b/ became a board full of normies? Let the poor guy drink. If he kills himself that's his problem.

>>738353924
He's probably gonna get more booze.

>>738354197
this

>>738353995
Read this:
>>738353249

>>738354197
idk man been here since 2004, i'm drinking too but behind my computer not a fucking phone

I am also drinking alone, why are you drinking?

OP here. Been driving drunk for 4 years. Not a single incident. Like i said my house is just around the corner. I'm out of booze.. i'm going to the store.

>>738354583
Because i'm an alcoholic. What about you?;

>>738354926
Same and I am depressed as fuck and don't know what else to do, so I just drink and drink until there is nothing left I have some Whisky here and I will empty that bottle later

>>738355139
why r you depressed?

>>738355139
Depressed alcoholic here. I feel you man

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>>738355228
I am bipolar for the longest time of my life and I can't get out of that hole, I am sinking more and more into it.

I just try to make the best out of it, alcohol helps me
>>738355297

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This is my friend jim.

What is your friend tonight?
>>738355297
>>738355139

>>738356100
oops targeted myself there I meant >>738354926

>>738356100
I'm with Johnny this day. Its just 12:39 here.

>>738348260
Why are you drinking smirnoff? that is like.. the worst shit ever.

>>738356216
I'm on the other side of the world my friend, it's late here 8:41 pm

>>738356338
ayy same timezone

>>738348260
are you aware that you can get a dui in a stationary vehicle?

Is that a fifth of vodka?

>I dare you to drive

>>738348260
How fast do you think your car can go?

>>738349755
I crashed my car and got a d.u.i. Last night.

Blood test showed .36. Rip CDL...

>>738356604
the real question is how fast can he go before the Chinese pot-metal his intake manifold is made out of melts

>>738356497
I would hope its open container....

OP I used to do this shit all the time at night. My liscense is currently suspended for nodding out on real drugs. Im 800 bucks in debt and a couple thou to a lawyer. Walk home and get ready for work whenever you work next. its not worth it.

Why not you tell us some things?

>>738356503
>fifth of vodka
fuck you i don't like that i laughed at this

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>>738356503

>>738348260
No questions just please dont drive after dont risk it

>>738354197
ThisthisthisTHISthIStHis

There are probably some whales or trees somewhere that need saving. Fuck off.

>>738356453
ayy fellow german

>>738356822
What's d.u.i?

>>738357430
I'm from hungary, germanbro

>>738357531
Driving under influence

>>738348260
You do realize that even sitting in the driver seat or having the keys in the ignition is considered operating the vehicle, right? You'll get a dui and nobody will give a shit about your defense.

>>738357612
thats also good, are you drinking tonight?

>>738357531
three letters

>>738356894
Its okay anon.
>he's probably almost at the bridge

ill ik is this FAGGOT IS UNDERAGE!!!!!!! MODS THIS FUCKING FAGGOT IS UNDERAGE MODS OP IS UNDERAGE OP IS UNDERAGE MODS>>738348260
>>738348260
>>738348260

>>738357689
I'm not much of a drinker myself to be honest, I just thought this thread had potential and I checked it out. I did have occasions in the past when I got drunk alone, but nothing extraordinary. what about you?

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>>738357667
You must be fun around people

>>738357959
I am the Jim Beam guy

>>738357667
Again, read this:
>>738353249
My local cops literally come to my house when we have alcohol partys

>>738358220
Sure they do buddo. That's also in a house and not a crime.

>>738348260
If you have to kill a few hours outside your home, why not go drink in a park or something? You don't have to sit in your car in a parking lot.

>>738358705
For some people their car is like their second home

>>738353113
Lmao got me at "didn't make it around corner"

Need a ride, bud?

>>738358855
Yeah I guess. Where I am it's really nice out today is why I suggested that but I don't know where you are or what the weather is like.

>>738348260
It's ok op. Im drinking alone here also. Gonna visit parents tonight. Girlfriend washing car outside on a sunny day. Im not happy. Stay safe Bro.

>>738359137
Post dem nudes

>>738348260

what problems do you have OP?

>>738359763
None. Well, i'm a alcoholic and the girl im dating is mad because i fucked my ex.

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>>738348260
you're not alone

>>738359763
Having to deal with stupid people obviously. Guy can't even drink in his car and browse the internet without a bunch of edgy shitbirds telling him how to live his life and overanalyzing the exact reason alcohol and bars exist.

Because half of everybody are high strung twats and we need to escape. Don't trust people who can't/won't drink.

>>738353077
>not driving super drunk with just one eye open
>fumbling around with whip-it canisters and the balloon
>driving 37 down a 70 mph freeway

>>738359037
well the weather is good and its not too hot outside, i have a comfy seat and i can listen to my music. and sitting in my car gives me a feel of safety; i cant tell why. thats why im in my car right now.

>>738360379
You win the dumbass competition.

>>738360436
Where do you live?

>>738360618
You already hold the championship from birth.

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>>738357430
ayy
>>738360635
switzerland

>>738356822
Damn, too bad you lived to tell about it.

>>738360133
At least you're in a fucking bmw drinking Jack. Im in a fucking Suzuki drinking cheap vodka

>>738360133
This faggot. Everyone knows you grabbed that bottle and ran to your driveway just to post your 10yr old BMW.

>>738360436
This. I dont know why, i just like being in my car. Comfy

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>>738361059
Is it true, watches at $ 0?

>>738349654
>Last week i passed away drubk
>Last week i passed away

kek and rip

>>738361059
didn't you say you were fine with your car?

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OP here. I'm at home now. My aunts finally left

>>738361618
Yes. But is not a bmw

>>738361844
Is that movie Madagascar? Are u a 12yo alcoholic?

>>738361844
Nice crotch rocket

>>738361844
Pics of your aunts please

>>738362198
They are old and ugly.

>>738362409
I called that seasoned and marinated

>>738361844
post more pics of your catto