There's a fucking wasp nest in my fucking bedroom. what do?

Call an exterminator duh

Stick your dick in it

Vacuum cleaner

>>738347541
You need trips for OP to fuck it on tinychat, bruh.

How the fuck did that happen.

>>738347482
suffer

>>738347482
Capture them and put them in a box marked "H" so people know it's hornets.

>>738347620
this

>>738347482
Wait for the spiders to kill them.

>>738347482
ask them to join in.

>>738347664
what if people think it's H for honey?

cum on it

>>738347697
very very smart

A can of hornet and wasp killer should do the trick. Douse those motherfuckers in it. Alternatively, starting fluid and a lighter.

>>738347664
Just gonna pop a quick "H" on this box...

>>738347482
Keep them and you will have unlimited amount of fresh honey

>>738347482
And OP never noticed it before, ya sure.
Bait

>disposable vacuum
>gasoline
>lighter/match
>vacuum up the wasps
>pour the gas down the hose
>throw the match down their
>???
>profit

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Just CHILL THE FUCK DOWN AND DON'T MOVE UNTIL THEY'RE ALL GONE!

>>738347620
Someone left my fucking window open while i was away

>>738347482
sharpie in pooper

>>738347482

IN your room? Call an exterminator.

>>738347482
Stop living in a 3rd world ghetto

>>738347482
stick the nest up your butt. the smell will kill them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nu_sJqbwglQ

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>>738347482
Take Bibi's advice.

>>738347778
but, there's like 20 of them and they won't go away

>>738347513
>>738347817

Ausfag here. They're fucking wasps faggots. What sort of of pussies are you that you'd call out an exterminator for a wasp nest, when you can just burn them with some newspaper or spray them with bug spray? It doesn't even hurt that bad when they bite you.

>>738347482
Leave the town.

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This works wonders if you'd like some distance between ya. 22 feet away. We use it for the high up ones in our car port when the season comes around.

>>738347702
This

>>738347482
Hairspray. Kills them and freezes them where the my are.

aerosol can + lighter

Seal the room up, remove any pets and get one of those Hot Shot fogger bug bombs, it will kill everything in there

>>738347482
they're called jack spaniards not "wasp"

>>738347482
The website that you took the image from suggests throwing water balloons at the nest.

What kind and how big is the nest. If they are yellow jackets with a big paper nest get an exterminator. If they are like whats in your picture then wait until night and just go in with a shoe and smash those little cock suckers they get retarded at night..

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>>738347788
you were gone for 3 months?

>>738348195
Why remove pets? It's meant to kill bugs. No mammicals, idiot.

>>738348061
This tho, anything with alcohol/chemicals in it is super effective against bug types

>>738348429
I went to France to visit relatives

>>738348467
lmfao, put your dog in the bedroom with the wasp nest and bug bomb it.

>>738348570
>mammicals

>>738348429
they refer to it as a vacation

>>738348514
As are Bird-type poke'mon! Good job trainer!

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>>738347482
Calling b.s. clearly.
Wasps in indoor environments will literally use shit in your room/house to build their nest.

I've had wasp nests on my property that has cigarette filters, pink carpet, a button from a shirt (fuckers made it hang by thread weaved into the nest), napkin, tv remove button chunk and pieces of plastic. They are savage.

Nice b8, I replied

>>738348592
his mammary glands?

>>738347697
My friends room has hundreds of house spiders in it and he never has a wasp fly or moeskeetoe it in

>>738348467
You should go in with them

>>738347722
They are becoming immune. Last nest we used wasp killer on was unaffected. It just pissed them off and we had to use fire

I sprayed hairspray on it and now there pissed fml

gasoline will knock them down immediately. a flame will ensure that they don't rebuild.

>>738348570
>dog
First off, I'm not subhuman. I have a cat.
Second off it's a BUG BOMB, as in it only harms BUGS. Jesus I wonder how stupid you guys are sometimes.

When I was growing up my mom would "bug bomb" our room to get rid of spiders and roaches before we went to sleep sometime and my brother and I are doing good. I'm way stronger than a house pet. Bugs are just retarded and have shellitons outside of their body that bug bombs specifically eradicate with science and technology.

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>first find garbage bag
>find flat crow bar or metal spatula
>care fully, or not, srape the nest into bag
>tie it quick
>make sure lot of air in bag b4 tie
>mother fuckers will go bazzerk
>like I'm talking downy kid dropping ice cream in hot sand bazzerk
>have fly swatr ready for stragglers
>get big kitchen kife
>bring sack of hell flyers out
>find nearby open window
>put garbage bag fully in
>stab with kitchen life
>close window if possible
>runlikeaniggerwithatelevition.gif
>back to home base
>it someone elses problem now

Pic unrelated

>>738347482
Bow down and worship them

>>738348106
would try but it's over my bed and I'm not trying to start a fucking fire

>>738347482
This triggers my trypohopbia :(

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>>738348913
Kek sub par bait double bogey try harder

>>738348764
Not like anything bad would happen. Maybe a cough later.

Some people online pack Raid into bongs to smoke it just to prove how safe it is. Its all hype. Thank goyim

>>738348731
>moeskeetoe
thats a first

>>738347482
make them pay rent for living in your hose

>>738349024
double buggy* learn to spell ya Australian fucm

>>738348800
Where the fuck do you live? D:

Super-wasps...

Seriously though, just get the good kind of wasp-killer.
Or use a 'bug-bomb' thing. They're not going to survive breathing neurotoxin for a few hours.

>>738347482
Lick it!

>>738349137
Wasps are like niggers in a lot of ways. However I'm sure a group of wasps would pay to live somewhere.

>>738349037
>Smoke raid out of bongs

If you smoke raid you're already so brain damaged that it won't hurt. If you can fit you ham claw on the lighter and figure out how spssssshhhhhh spssssshhhhhh can make hurty pricker bugs go bye bye

>>738349009
then i won't work

>>738347755
HEIL HITLER!

>>738347482
smoke them out or buy some poison for wasps faggot.
The longer you wait the more wasps you will have to deal with.

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>>738349037
Isn't that shit flammable..?

>>738347482

>There's a fucking wasp nest in my fucking bedroom. what do?

Remember: They are scared more of you than you are of them!

>>738349490
Thats why they carry 105 cm back mounted munitions.

>>738347482
Put on thick clothes and gloves with a head covering and goggles that covers everything.

Pick them up up from the nest one by one. using tweezers, pull their stingers out and drive them into their eyes and head screaming "YOUR EXISTENCE IS AN ABOMINATION!" and "THIS IS THE PRICE OF YOUR INTRUSION!"

Behead the wasps and put their heads on toothpicks using floral foam as a base. Dismember the bodies and leave them in a pile with a note in spanish warning all other wasps not to infringe on Loz Zetas territories, pinning the entire thing on the mexican cartels. Leave the display in the middle of town.

Surviving wasps will either clear town out of fear or go after the cartels with renewed vigor, ignoring you in their rage.

Source: Several hours of Burn Notice episodes.

>>738349239
So you're saying it won't hurt somebody to smoke raid from a bong if there is already trauma existing in the brain? What person doesn't have a damaged brain?

>>738349466
So is weed and dabs. Millions smoke it each day

>>738347742
Wasp don't make honey

>>738347778
Wasps here look much different than that one. The wasps here have pincers and get curios when people stand still, usually stinging them. Here, if a wasp comes near you, you back up and get ready to swat it away. I've always done this and have never been stung.

>>738349706
They do though. Research proved it in late 2016. Solved the bee problem.

>>738349651
Anything is flammable if you have enough fire

>>738349706
The why is the honey nut cheerios mascot an upper middle class financial executive from Connecticut.

>>738347482
Go get a large bowl and wait for all the wasps to be chilling on the nest, then with one quick movement cover their nest with the bowl and shake it around.

Now realise you have a bunch of pissed off wasps under a bowl and you have no way of moving around. Now begins the war of attrition who starves first...

>>738349790
Link or you are full of shit.

>>738348514

>bug types

Kekd

>>738349875
>>>Kek

>>738347482
Black Flag Wasp and Hornet killer has a 50 foot range and kills them on contact. They will not fly around after being hit by this stuff.

>>738349009
Liked & Suscribed

>>738349205
Fucking kek

what if I poke a stick through the nest

>>738349565
nice

Non chlorinated brake parts cleaner. The solvents are cheaper than raid and work faster

>>738349565

My fucking sides

>>738348555
Post a pic of the nest for proper advice.

Also, how bad was France? Full of arabs and blacks?

>>738348006
>bite
Yeah, ok.

>>738347633
Gotta listen to the dubs op

>>738348061
Better suggestion: Hairspray with a lighter and burn the fuckers.

>>738350258
That also destroys paint.

>>738347700
Every one knows lower case h for honey upper case H for hornets

>>738350497
He already said it's over his bed and he's not looking to start a damn fire, friend.

>>738349837
Not steel or metal

>>738350497
It's in his room numb nuts. Most likely in a location he does not want burn marks or risk starting a fire. What is the deal with humans always wanting to nuke or burn everything with no regard to surrounding areas?

>>738349931
>doing your research for you
Yeah, fuck off

>>738350738

Did you sleep through 911?

>>738350794
Good luck you will find nothing about true wasp making honey. Now a hybrid maybe.

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>>738347482
Get a spray bottle and mix a shit load of dish soap and water. Try not to make suds. Spray it on the wasps. They breathe through their exoskeleton and the soap acts as a surfactant and they can't breathe.

I had one of those in my garage a few weeks ago, just sprayed some Raid and they all died instantly. It's not a very exciting story.

>>738350738
>flammable
>melt

Pick one

>>738350846
Meant for
>>738351028

>>738347482
no thier isnt. clearly a roof.

>>738347482
Pull the larvae out of their combs and molest them in front of their parents. Jerk their tiny wasp cocks off and lap up their rancid semen, rubbing it around your mouth.

The wasps will be so distraught that they will abandon the nest in order to not be reminded of the horror they just witnessed.

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>>738350896
Nice b8

In my experience wasp nests burn easily and the wasps don't come back. I guess wait for them to leave and use a lighter. Works on my balcony.

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>>738350896
>not knowing about honey wasps

>>738348024
This. It really works.

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>>738348467
>mammicals

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Smoke a bowl while they are chill. Blow the smoke onto the lot and don't fuck about it, remain calm they won't mess with you even if they land on you. then do as you will with them. Peppermint if you are a commy

>>738351180
Right? Like Milksteak or Claw Shrimp.

>>738347482
Fuck it to show dominance

I read last night that Brake Fluid reallllly fucks them up and causes their shells to collapse or some shit. They'll never put a nest in your room again

>>738347482
Take a can of hairspray and spray the ever-loving fuck out of it.

The spray will cause their wings to stick and be rendered unable to fly.

>>738348061
>Hairspray. Kills them and freezes them where the my are.
Not only that but their hair looks great after they die.

>>738347541
roll

>>738350919
this

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>>738348913

>>738351177
If the nest is the size of the one pictured, they never all leave at any one time.

>>738351939
You're right.

I don't have a brother.
It was my mind hallucinating to help me live through the situation.

I am alone. But bug spray is not harmful to humans or pets. That won't change.

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Spraying water and soap will kill all insects
instantly, ESPECIALLY WASPS...you can kill a
billion honeybees in a tenth of a second!

>>738347482 Burn it

>>738347482
Bring a family of niggers into your room.

Not even wasps will live near niggers.

>set up a camera
>make an adult movie of fucking wasp nest
>profit!

>>738352310
Anon has a point

>>738347482
cum on it

>>738347482
GET THE HONEY OUT OF THERE

>>738347482
Kill one and rub it's innards all over yourself then splash the rest with water

>remove the queen
>others will follow
>eat nest

I only recently learned that only people from rural states call Wasps waspers. I'm from Kentucky and I always thought it was normal.

>>738351714
Kek

>>738352779
I've got waspergers

>>738352310
Watch property value go down

>>738348006
>burn them
>nest in bedroom

you are from Australia, ain't ya boy?

>>738353160
Doesn't take much to burn them.

>>738352169
This, I sprayed them with regular dish soap, some water, and vinegar and they all fell to the ground and couldn't fly. I proceeded to torch the nest with kerosene. Since it's in your bedroom though just spray them with that shit and try to knock the nest into a trash bag or something like that. I'd wear double or triple layer of thick clothes if I were you OP

The most effective solution is to sell your house and move to a different neighborhood.

>douse the wasp nest in glue
>watch those little cunts squirm in an unbeknownst liquid to them while failing to fly or attack

>>738347482
Counter attack with an army of spiders

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>>738352828

>>738347702
rolling for this

>>738347482

Believe it or not, spraypaint works surprisingly well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3kJP41oys4

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>>738347482
how is it on the internet in several places as well as your bedroom, now?

>>738354665
you're retarded

>>738347482
Spray them all with bleach or something toxic

>>738354665
real picture or it didn't happen.