GILFs (Sunday Edition)

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Left or right gilf?

>>738323122
Crikey

>>738323493
More of her?

>>738323657
What a lovely slampig

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Thoights on this gilf?

>>738328940
id hit it 29 yrs old here

>>738329290
Loves the young cock

>>738329467
kek

>>738329615
Wwyd to this milf?

im 21 and for the past two years ive been having relationships with women twice my age. AMA

yeah ive always been kinda a cougar/milf/gilf hunter love them older women

>>738329877
How do you pick 'em up?
How's the sex? Any particularly kinky stuff to share?
How's the relationship outside of the sex?

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>>738328887

worst asshole ive ever seen

>>738329877

i am also 21, how do you go back finding women that age??

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>>738328940
Would you hunt her if you saw her out?

>>738330092
most def. i live in a area stacked with hot milfs. always havin fun with the neighborhood hotties. waiting til they have trouble with their men lol

>>738329984
mostly it has been through dating sites and facebook. its alot of trial and error but eventually youll start to learn a few things like spotting ones who might be into such things. (surprisingly its almost all of them)

The main thing to remember is to be open and truthful...even if you are going to pretend to be her friend always put it out there that you are into fucking her...

Even if she turns you down everytime you tak after itll be in her mind.

THe sex is great especially if you are truthful and ask her what she likes...remember this bitch has a whole lifetime of fucking shell teach you lots of tricks.

outside the sex its okay. I have an ego so i dont accept financial support from them but lots of them will offer to help out or support you or your dreams

>>738330074
context is that i have about 7 and a half inches and a creative so i always open with the latter and lead to the former...

dont try to be cool though after years of dating so many men shes seen almost every trick in the book...

My approach i guess can be called the "naive teen". as much as i put it out there that i want them i make it look like i could be holding both her nipples in my hand but it would necessarily be about sex but that i am genuinely intrigued by her.

THe more genuine you seem to her the better

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>>738328940
That approach would so work on her

You should check out the MILF thread too cos most of them posted in there are gilfs.
It's just people on here think a milf has to be 40 the silly fuckers.

>>738329984
NOt really into kinky stuff that much because on its own you are already fuckin a milf so its kinky enough but there two stories i could tell.

>be me
>20 years on suspension from college for drug bust
>Meet 41 year old on OKC from Seattle, she is country for her sisters wedding
>try and chat her up a while but she leaves the country before we get to meet in person
>sext for a few weeks and she starts getting into me
>"My brother works for X airline, ill get him to give me a ticket to see you soon"
>she comes to the country and gets an Air bnb for the week in this posh area of town where this thic woman lives(ore on her later if you guys want stories)
>Im a bit rough with her and by day 3 she cant take doggy only missionary or she rides me but we also learn that she likes being spanked by me for some reason
>she asks me if i have any fetishes
>"older women"
>"Anything else?"
>"ive always wanted more than one...like where they take advantage of me"
>"OKay"

will cont if anyone is stil reading

>>738330267
What dating sites are best

>>738330886
Thank anon, go on.

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>>738331444
Marcy is my dream woman

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>>738331517
mine too

>>738331381
OK cupid was great since you could put in your real age and still be able to see women of all ages and approach as a young homie but now they changed up the settings and now you can only see those who are specifically interested in people your age.

ID stil recommend it though still lots of hungry cougars there and you can always change your birthdate

Other than that facebook is still very good...also try and join hobbyist whatsapp groups

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Bump for more

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>>738331446
>next day i arrive(used to go home since i had the drug charge didnt want the folks asking about what im doing) and she tells me i have to sleep over because she has present for me
>after hanging out all day we go back to air bnb and lots of take out arrives i thought that must be the gift since it too much for two people
>door bell rings again.
>thic woman about late 20sor early 30 shows up...
>"surprise"
>we have meal insilence while she tells me about the girl, escort she found on Craiglist. also she[milf] sets ground rules; SHE is the star of the show.
>small talk turns to dirty tak and in a few minutes we are in a room with me being on on nipple and the escort on the other both our hands fighting over her clit.
>me and hooker once in a while make eye contact till eventually we start making out.
>Milf gets jealous and gets between us...then she and hooker start making out trying to make me jealous i get?
> walk up behind milf and start fondling her breasts as i wait to get harder.
>i push into her from behind and i hear her let out a muffled moan...the hooker wont let her mouth go from the kiss...
>she starts pushing back the hooker so she can run away because remember wve been fucking like rabbits for almost 4 days now her pussy is duper sensitive
>Hooker stops her and goes down to her nipples such that shes like dick kebab been eaten by the hooker
>after a few minutes she orgasms like crazy and she pushes off collapsing on the bed
>we exchange position this time...im on her nipples while the hooker eats her out

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>>738332166
She would receive no rest. Anything with cum on her face?

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>>738332166
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>>738331444
Are there more of this hottie?

>>738332462

Try a morgue

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>>738332453
here ya go

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>>738332462
sure

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I was power fucking this 4'10" gilf hooker for awhile. Got so fucking rough with her just because I could.

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>>738332639
Found her off of backpages and absolutely tortured her for 6 months by fucking her in ways she hated. Bent her over the table and held her wrists back and entered her before she was ready...it was good times.

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>>738332537
Yes!

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>>738332814

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>>738332813
It was always great getting her to go down on her rates to the point where she would question her dignity and self-worth. She usually asks for 150 but I always got her down to 50 saying it would only be a bbj. But it would always end in fucking because I wanted to fuck...

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>>738332965
Good girl!

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>>738333054
yes she is

>>738323401
What's with the long face grandma?

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Another gilfy whore Ive fucked.

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This one was extra fun since she was a spinner. Her reviews were bad and she was supposedly a lazy fuck. I guess she was only fucking old dudes who didnt want to do any work.

I made every fucking thrust touch her lil donut in the back of her pussy...she fucknig hated it.

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>>738333266
She looks nasty. 10/10

>>738332983
Sure you did champ. Check your own dignity and self worth.

>>738323148
Name please?

>>738323388
Right for sure

>>738323148
>2006
She's probably dead now.

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>>738333406
She was. She was the first hooker to ever eat my ass without asking. It was rad.

>>738333445
It was more about torturing her and making her life miserable. Everyone should experience the thrill of being cruel to something, or someone, so beneath you.

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>>738333523

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>>738333523

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Probably my favorite hooker milf that I fucked. Also, my first. First started seeing her when I was 20 and myredbook was still around.

I remember standing on the bed and having her take all of my cock. It was so fun since she was saying how she was just doing this for a short time and she talked about her kid and her ex-hub. Fucked her like a piece of fuckmeat at least a dozen times.

Ended up running into her working at a target in Pinole.

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>>738333523

Pic related

>>738332379
nice

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>>738333759
It was cool seeing her drop deeper into the game since her pic quality got better near the end of her hooker career.

Any pictures of actual corpses?

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>>738333523

Me eating her ass.

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>>738333910

I've been mongering a long time and experienced a lot of things.

>>738333961

And now you're here, making your mommy proud.

>>738330027
*Worst face I've ever seen. Looks like a regular ol' Chinese man

>>738334110

Moar!

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>>738334070
Was your mom a hooker? You seem to be taking it pretty personally that I've been fucking these gilfy whores like the fuck toys that they are.

>>738333491
kek

>>738323227
dat gaping chasm

>>738330635
Now I know why they call it a balloon knot...

>>738332983
I have found that haggling these hoes down can be as enjoyable as banging them. It's not about saving money for me, it's about making them cave.

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My wife

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>>738334368
You totally get it! It's fun to see what they're bottom line is...and it's a lot lower than what most of us thing.

This one was extra fun...She was always hard up for money with her pot habit. I would literally pic her up at the local dispensary. Advert 180 but I got her as cheap as 20. Her blowjobs were phenomenal.

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>>738334553

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>>738333525
This her also?

>>738334369

Please tell me you're using those tits.

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>>738334612
I always liked posting this bitch because the way she talked about her kids they seem like the type that would browse on /b/. It would be amazing to have them hear how their mom was fucked.

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>>738334864

Guys, get back to posting funny old hags. This shit is boring.

>>738334838

I could definitely have my way with that.

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Queen GILF reporting for duty

>>738334838
More with pantyhose and stockings. Would bang with gusto.

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>>738334980
oh janet!

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This thick whore was fun.

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>>738335035

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>>738334937

This more to your taste?

>>738335161
yes

>>738335161
no fuck off niggr

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>>738335297

Happy now?

>>738335402
alrighteeeeee! now we're talking!

Fucked a 61 yo when I was 37..ama

>>738335455

MOAR LIKE THIS!!!!!

>>738323260
Fmk

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>>738335427

Did she shit the bed? I love it when they lose control.

>>738334838

moar of her?

>>738323426
Putin in the back

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>>738335493
I have a couple of hers

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>>738334553
This one used to be my favorite target for abuse. She would eat my ass, let me throat fuck her until she puked. Always down for whatever. Always enjoyed getting her to come down on her price. Had to cut her off eventually though.

>>738335532
Lol no

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>>738335860
Did you ever tell them they could call when they were short on cash or needed a ride? I got so many good deals that way.

>>738335584
More, please.

>>738335643

Show her shitting please

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>>738335957
This one was super fun. She was this portuguese milf living in hayward and did it as a side gig to her real job. Made her fuck in front of the mirror and made her look at herself and us while we fucked...she hated it because I think it reminded her that she wasnt who she thought she was.

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>>738336066
ended up trackign her down on fb.

>>738336066

deeply hateful dudes with hangups about their mother are so hot

>>738323967
>>738324362
Sauce!?!

>>738336066

Do you ever worry they might call the police on you for being such an asshole?

You sound like a complete prick. If I ever met you in real life I'd love to kick your teeth in. If you have any left.

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>>738336145
still got my nuts off so I'm not even bothered.

>>738336134
link?

>>738336231
retired for almost 5 years now.

>>738336226

Any particular reason you're so nasty and spiteful to women? Did you get rejected a lot because of your looks, or does it stem back to an abused childhood?

>>738336264
that wasnt my question now was it?

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>>738336219
Sure thing bud. Whores almost never call the police since they would be narcing on themselves as well. Besides, they used to do anything for a good review on the whore review sites.

Also, would love to see you try kicking in my teeth. You sound like one of those chicks in my bjj class that think they can smash since they're a blue belt but get wrecked by 3 class white belts.

>>738336376
I like the feeling. It's feels so good forcefully mounting from behind these tiny broken creatures and seeing how much they have left in them before they checkout.

No abuse, it's just what I enjoy.

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>>738333525

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>>738334641
yes it is

>>738336465

Obviously, none of us believe anything you've been saying, but the fact that you think anyone would be impressed makes you an even sadder more pathetic sack of shit.

I guess the greatest punishment is every time you look in the mirror, you hate what you see. It must be utterly repulsive.

>>738336465

So you're like the guy Harry Callaghan takes around behind the building and beats to a pulp while the audience cheers.

Must feel good.

Couple to share. Can't be arsed to greentext.

I'm 46 now but at 18 I lost my cherry to three different women on the same night at an aftershow party. First was a girl I fancied for about 6 months and she was also 18. Second was her best mate. Third was school teacher at whose house we were partying.

Best Milf was when at 19 I was driving daily to local town to get work experince as an architect. Car broke down in a country lane outside fairy rough looking solitary house. Knocked on door to borrow spanner to change tyre. Women opened door. Skimpy t-shirt an slut jeans done up at front with interlaced white cord. Obviously non knockers. Bit embarassed. Allowed me onto garage. Found spanner. Knocked on door to return spanner. Now negligae. "Anon, can you spare a minute to fix stiff drawer in upstairs room?" Sure. Go upstairs. She lies back on bed starkers. "Anon, please fuck my pussy and arse". Okey Dokey then, I'm already late for work. 2 hours later one sore pussy, one puckered arsehole, one sore cock. Came 7 times. Popped in everyday for remainder of the month. Always late for work :).

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>>738337002
I don't need you to believe me. The other dude that fucks whores on here knows what I'm talking about and what you can get away with with these whores.

I think the thing that scares you is that men like me exist and we fuck how we want to fuck with these old whores.

The thing that gets me off is that they're being exposed on here even though most have moved on in their lives.

>>738337245
just keep saying it, and one of these days you might actually believe it

>>738335957
No, I was married up until about a year ago so I instructed hoes never to call or text me first. Might try this though since my situation has changed. To be honest, I haven't been mongering much in the last year since I am able to date freely now.

>>738337177
>Harry Callaghan
Sure...still haven't been beat though.

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>>738337245

This is you

>>738337372
It works pretty well. Keep a burner that they can text you with. That's how I keep everything compartmentalized.

>>738337372
ROFLMAO Please stop! My sides! I can't stand it! Having a conversation with yourself and thinking we believe you! It's too much!

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>>738334110
Yes...love the trim and crown molding also

>>738337209

Fuck me dead, did you copy that from one of your old man's stick books from 1956?

>>738337209

Had a similar experience with a farmer's daughter. Snuck out and joined me in the barn.

You'd never read about such a thing.

>>738337774
If I knew what a stick book was I could yell you:).

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>>738334641
as is this

>>738337908

Mine usually start with them noticing a bulge in my pants.

>>738338173

About time!

MOAR!!!!

>>738338173

She is the best. Keep going!

>>738334369
that would mean we are married to same woman glad you like MY wife but don't lie shevis not yours. look at file number you saved and copied

>>738338308
>>738338350
>>738338308
>>738338259
see file on >>738338173 she is mine lol

>>738338308
where from anon? Will post moar if any anon cock tribute this>>738336089

>>738338173

moar

>>738338486

can't. driving

>>738338515
cock tribute this>>738336089 anyone

>>738330886
Proceed