33yo virgin cause of small dick what do. how to make it biger?

shave and lose some weight
human garbage can

>>738318732
17 cm is 6.6 inches, thats average, if not bigger than average.
You're a virgin because you're a fat fuck.
Hit the gym you lazy fuck.

>>738318732
You can't make it bigger, you just have to find "smaller" pussy.

How 17 cm is small dick? I've got 11cm

6.5 isn't bad plus your probably bigger since you have a fatter fat pad. Do a bpel measure it's how u truly measure ur dick.
Same thing your doing but press ruller deep as u can in ur fat pad.

I thought I was 6.5 but turns out after bpel I'm 7.5 in.

Jelqing is an ancient language word for "milk growth", and is a secret stretching strengthening tactic I discovered through Deep web bodygod tips and tricks and muscle schlock shock jock boards. It's a very painful and loud process, especially at the super small size that I was starting at. In order to begin the jelqing process, I had to lay face up on the floor and turn off all the lights. Then I would undress. Then comes the stretching. Just like stretching anything else, except on a near microscopic level. I remember in the early days of jelqing I would have to bite down on a big pink eraser so as to hold back the screams and manage the pain of it. I got used to it after a while though, and now I was an advanced jelq artist by my senior year. I always made sure to be extra careful however because I had read a thread on a website when I first started jelqing that the super jelqer named Hypnoman jelqed himself past the critical zone and edged off the brink and it caused severe lacerations and varying other degrees of damages. He posted later on about the jelqing arts and how it ruined his life and how he was now entirely without a P-zone, and had a totally non jelqable flatland at that point.

17 inches?

>>738319125
Gr8 b8 m8

>>738319035
Me again op how the fuck have u made it to 33 and not fuck an escort yet? 120$ with a sexy bitch for an hour

Jesus Christ are you jobless too?

>>738318732

Buddy thats the same size as me and I've been pleasing for a while.

You're not a virgin because you have a small dick, you're a virgin because you are socially pathetic and probably have autism.

>>738318732
6.5 is above average retard, if you're a virgin it definitely ain't cause of your dick.

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>>738319125
i bought a bathmate but only got scars on the glans penis that wont go away after a vessel burst.

>>738318732
The trick is to measure from asshole to tip

>>738318732
Thats small??? Then I'm smaller holy crap

>>738320023
no, you obviously measure from the tailbone.

Let's be real. OP is pushing that tape back harder than his last meal. It's more like 14 cm, idk why you guys are ignoring that to starts at the base at 3cm mark. Even though he is pushing back the fat pad, that doesn't account for the missing 3cm

14cm is still like 5.5in which is like dead in average. Your problem with being a virgin isn't your dick, it's that your fat and disgusting, probably with no redeaming qualities. Kys

>>738318732
Are you sure women see your dick before you both go into bed?

Is that really why you're still a virgin?

>>738320161
He's doin bpel measure that's how all studies measure dick size. I'm 6.5 non bpel and 7.5 bpel.

>>738319860
I have x40 you went to hard to fast u need at least a month of use before u start doin higher pressures and longer time.

>>738319254
that's millimeter you stupid american

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>>738320373
i pumped full force right of the bat until the dick is fully engorged, thats how you do it or not??? i ow have ugly scar tissue on my glans cause of that, how else do i engorge it?

>>738320443
you mean centimeters you fucking retard

Guys this is shit post made to make guys with average penis size that are young feel bad and thing they have a small dick and wont get laid. These cuck threads are making /b/ shit

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>>738320611
no iam truly a virgin when soft my dick is not even visible its hidden inside my fat pad. i also try stretching with no sucess

>>738318999
1: nice trips
2: fat guys cant get "smaller" women (short cute women) we have to get other fat women

>>738320523
>>738320523
same fucking thing
the dick is 175mm
and fucking 17.5cm

>>738318732
>>738319860
>>738320490
>>738320684
the reason you're virgin is because you deal with your dick instead of getting a real job or something

>>738320288
There is no way he has 3cm more past that point. Like none pressed or not

>>738320490
Damn anon dats where u fucked up. U gotta build it up. When I first started I used with no erection while using less pressure after a month I started 100 percent erect at full pressure.

Look up online for better reads.

>>738319125
>ancient language word

Lost! Good one Anon, you win today. I can't even read any more of your post.

>>738318732
Unless you can stuff that fat gut of yours that you're stabbing with that ruler into a pussy, the bottom 4 cm don't count towards your final measurement.
Stuffing the ruler into your gut doesn't add to your length and it doesn't make your dick any bigger.
Your final measurement is closer to 13cm which is pretty small.

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Just go gay my guy

>>738321072
Me again I followed good lookinglosers routine.

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>>738321165

>>738321165
What is balls deep for 1000$ Alex?


Certain positions let you use your bpel in a pussy

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>>738321165
>Unless you can stuff that fat gut of yours that you're stabbing with that ruler into a pussy

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>>738320684
I fucking love The Infinity Gauntlet.

>>738319035
>>738319455
>>738320373
>>738321072

Why haven't u fucked an escort already? Ud think by the time u were 19-21 ud already think to do that.

I'm honest to God surprised with the times were living people manage to be grand wizards.

>>738319125
Blah blah blablabla bla

>>738318732
dude dicks have nothign to do with being virgin

if you manage to get a girl in your bed she's not going to say no cus of your small dick

>>738321765
Was suppose to put I'm

>>738321640
>you too betray me
bitches, huh?

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>>738318732
dick aint the problem. you're just a fat greasy fuck.

>>738318732
Yeah, it's your dick's fault. Just kys.

>>738321306
what positions?

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>>738321884
She's a whore that keeps breaking the heart of a great man.

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>>738321640
i have it for years now but never actually managed to fully read it only the first 100 pages or so.

>>738318732
Nice gut you fat hairy fuck. Try measuring properly next time not stabbing into your fat

>>738318732
Just put on a uniform
Your weight won't matter anymore

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>>738322447

No faggot you're a virgin because you're a faggot and women hate you. I know like 10 guys who get more girls than I do and I know for a fact they have tinier dicks. You're just a betalord. Stop making excuses.