>walk inside store >see this >wat do?

Kiss her on the butt

perform a citizens arrest and try not to orgasm as she struggles

>>738301194
Reach around her for the coffee mate, turn 360, walk away.

>Not going to jail for sexual assault tonight.

Smack her across the ass and ask if she wants some fuk

>>738301326
Kek

ask her which creamer she likes

powdered or "liquid"

>>738301628
Faggot you'll be walking right into her

>>738301194
Ask her where she's from
Get a convo going
Tell her about myself
Hopefully at the end we fuk

>get my cock out and rub it between her pantied cheeks
>muh fetish
>blow so quickly
>tip my fedora
>wink
>say 'm'lady'
>zip my pants back up as i walk away

Cream that bitch's coffee.

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>>738301628
>360
>walk away
Did you even elementary?

>>738301194
Compliment her on her shoes

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>>738302374
>>738302093

>being this summer

>>738302093
>>738302374
look anon, newfags

>>738302374
It's a meme to root out the newfags and autists.

>>738301194
See if she'll sit on my face while I jerk off

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>>738302374
baited 360 style

Do nothing then go home and jerk off to what i just saw

>>738301194
grab the creamer and go about the rest of my shopping, why?

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>walk inside store
>see that
What happens next will be the subject of candlelight vigils, community support efforts, and church gatherings. Then there will be articles, magazine features, books and documentaries. But no one will really talk about it among each other, it will be too uncomfortable. The store itself will close, and the city will campaign unopposed to having it demolished. A small memorial park will be made in its place, a somber reminder of the devastation one troubled individual can administer without warning. If there is a God, he was absent in that store on that day.

I'm taking that opportunity to grab a hand full of that ass

>>738302501
>>being this summer

>>738303659
the toppest of keks my friend

>>738303659
Calm the fuck down Hanx

I would politely grab her attention without touching her inappropriately, most likely tap her on the shoulder.
"Ma'am, your trousers seem to have fallen below your undergarments."
I would then proceed to the next aisle to collect my various necessities such as kale and ground turkey for wholesome, hearty meals.

>>738301194
Keep walking. Only faggots use creamer.

>>738305214
Kek

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>>738302501
Get. Out.

>>738301194

>she's probably aiming it at chad behind me

>if no chad then grab her hips and start grinding

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>>738303659
> fuck im high

>>738302093
Not if he walks straight backwards.

>>738305805
Me too buddy

>>738302374
>>738302093
You must be new here.

>>738301194
shove my tongue up her bunghole

>>738301628
G8 b8 m8

>>738301194
Wonder how many STDs she has his week, besides the usual heroies and aids.

>>738306181
who cares

>>738301631
This XD

>>738306212
Herp a derp

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>>738303659

>>738305971
I do r8 8/8

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>>738303659

>>738302093
nice b8 my guy

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>>738301194
P I L L O W Y M O U N D S

>miss your pants seem to have slipped
>here let me help you with that
>heres my number if you need any more help
flawless plan

>>738301868
lmfao, thats so lame

>>738301194
e-excuse me i need to get some creamer, thanks. *grabs creamer and leaves*

>>738302501
This has nothing to do with summer, you ignorant twit. Take a basic mathematics course for once in your life. This is laughable if you can honestly tell me to my face you think you could turn 360 degrees and walk forwards away from a point in space. Really, try to argue this one with me, genius.

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Tell that bitch to stop holding up traffic, i need some of this shit