g/fur with extra horsedick? Why not!
bamp for faggotry!
Feel free to add your own!
Where are all my dick lovers at?
here
>>738301984
ah yis! Got some goodies? :D
Bored and horny. Send help.
I personally don't like horse dick, but you do you.
>>738302067
Swim the ocean.
>>738302067
I'll do what I can!!!
this thread needs more knots
horse dick is okay but i much prefer humanoid cock
>>738302137
Just as something to do or are you asking me to swim to you?
*lewd slapping*
>>738302423
*lewd slapping intensifies!*
This isn't helping it's just making me more horny.
>>738302697
Horse dongs have that magical property :O
Yall forgot the best one
>>738302770
At least it's curing my boredom.
>>738302961
word! I need a BF like this!
>>738302961
you could watch a portal 2 solo co-op speedrun to cure the boredom as well.
>>738302819
power couple
let's keep the fucktrain goin!
Fuckin bears, man
>>738302350
Swim to Australia, where the gays are.
>>738303058
Solo co-op sounds like it would be really frustrating.
Then again I've played portal 2 co-op and it's really frustrating trying to get the other guy to do the right thing.
>>738303414
well, horse dick is always the right thing!
>>738303414
well it just ended anyways. Next up is earthbound speedrun.
>>738303521
booty
*further lewd slorping*
>>738303399
I don't know if I want the Australian gays. I got mistaken for one and it was someone they really hated.
I like naps
>>738303690
shit that looks like a great time!
>>738303690
There's always sheep...
>>738303711
I don't. I always over-sleep and ruin my schedule.
bottoms up!
>>738303887
cant do that when you have no schedule loool
>>738304003
Get a job.
>>738304003
book some intense dildo sessions!
>>738303887
I know what you may have heard about kiwis but it's just the farmers. I'm a city boy, I don't get down with that.
I actually know an Australian who I would bang but he's not sure if he would be into doing things with guys. If I ever go to Australia I might pay him a visit. Take things slow and see how far he's willing to go.
>>738304082
i have one
i'm on medical leave for being clinically insane. private insurance is liiiiit
>>738304227
i don't book those i just do them when i'm bored and my roomies aren't home
ok faggots which Bad Dragon product do i get. im a tight lil str8 boy
>>738304276
get em out of the house then lol! I recommend a giant horse dildo!
>>738304342
XL Chance! I use it daily.
>>738304482
no i just use a little pocket rocket. I'm not a fan of big hard to use toys that need lube and patience and stuff...
>>738304568
hmmmmm. Different strokes I guess?
Any non Americans ordered from bad dragon here?
>>738304700
look at that donut!
>>738304264
Nah, you want the sheep.
>>738304276
Bitches be crazy.
>>738304700
does it count if i'm canadian?
shipping was still kinda pricy
>>738304874
How is the land of moose and snow?
>>738304986
it's hot
>>738304647
I'm just a little tiny bab and you're probably a big tough bear or something idk I can't handdle anything big
>>738304856
I'm like triple crazy
>>738304986
It's SHIT
but at least the bud is good in bc
>>738304874
If it went through customs it counts.
How long did you have to wait? Did they write sex toy on the customs slip?
>>738305037
IDK if i'd call myself tough...just ass-hungry
>>738305037
So you can stick it in like 3 crazies before it becomes an issue?
>>738304539
it looks fun but also looks like it would be seriously impossible to fit more than a couple inches
>>738305037
how's it going
>>738305126
i had to wait a week and a half about, and the customs was $35
they wrote "BAD DRAGON" on the slip for me
>>738305205
with enough lube and dedication you'll be surprised! You're ass might be forever gaped, tho :D
>>738305286
AWFUL
how's you going
>tfw you will never be this fox
>>738305286
Hmm. Guess I'd better get a PO box.
>>738305299
thats ok, ive never been with a guy
i think its better to be stretched out than too tight to take anything :P
>>738305389
that sucks, any reason why?
i'm okay i guess, taking antibiotics for an infection and kinda sleepy, might sleep soon
>>738305490
not sure what a PO box is for
>>738305492
Word! I've got a nice flexible rear going :D
>>738305557
A PO box is for when you want something delivered but you don't want it delivered to your house.
>>738305557
oh my life just always sucks lol no big
i just woke up i napped for like half the day i need to eat though sniffle
>>738305659
I get all my XL toys right at my front door woot woot!!!
>>738305659
oh, i see
>>738305731
same
food is good, you should eat
i'm kinda hungry but i'd rather sleep
>>738305786
no i hate food >.<
>>738305787
niiiiiiiice!!! Got any more :D
>>738305849
why's that?
>>738305849
Faggot.
>>738305878
idk they telled me i have an eating disorder and a really bad depression and a bunch of other things i just don't like food food is bad it makes me feel yuckies when i eat it ughhhh
I'll just keep smoking weed until i get so hungry i can't take it anymore and i eat the food regardless
>>738305899
WAOW OUCH
>>738305991
oh, that's kinda shitty. sorry to hear.
>>738305991
Food is good.
>>738306046
yes it sucks a lot but whatever i'll be okay
>>738306142
no wrong
>>738306080
*poke*
>>738305866
>>738306142
>>738306226
food is good
>>738306246
kwi~
>>738306080
Dance.
>>738306226
Food is delicious.
>>738306309
I just might have to patreon this guy...,
>>738306226
just stay hydrated i guess, then you won't suffer as bad
>>738306363
>>738306458
suffering is just my default state its fine
>>738306363
>>738306353
only if you smoke a lot of weed first
>>738306353
*pokes harder*
>>738300822
how are the horse's underwear and pants on different feet?
>>738306703
i meant like suffer as in painful tummy when you haven't eaten in a long ass time
>>738306703
Post your butt.
>>738306750
painful tummy is my default state too
>>738306761
you've seen it before jerk butt
>>738306881
oh, that sucks.
i hope at some point it gets better
Horsedick you say?
>>738306703
i doughnut smoke weed
>>738306732
are you trying to pop me?
>>738306915
i don't think it will but thanks for the good wishes
hug
>>738306956
try it
Also, did p-a-i-n-t-i-n-g guy get b&, or has he just switched personas?
>>738307005
i'm trying all i can here
hug
>>738306956
*pokes violently*
>>738306881
I haven't.
>>738306956
Smoke sausages.
>>738307005
I have and I doughnut like it. plus I can lose my job.
>>738307050
that's really rude
>>738307123
i love sausages
>>738307208
ou it's legal here and i have medical grade stuff so like i can't really get in trouble for it
>>738307123
you definitely have
>>738307208
Sorry.
>>738307286
I don't know an izzy.
>>738307286
even if I have a medical card I can still get fired. It's legal here too. I
would love to benefit from it for my pain, but my work just wont have it.
>>738307322
I was kidding kiki bb
what up?~~~
>>738307600
you know me by other names i'm the annoying one who posts lolis
>>738307618
that's yucky suck
>>738307618
Bored and horny.
What's up with you?
>>738307746
yeah it is. I guess the officials think it;s immoral still I guess.
>>738307754
spicy kiwi boi~
I am watching a movie
>>738308022
Isn't this thread distracting you from the movie?
Whatcha watching?
>>738307746
That doesn't help me.
>>738308208
not really. I can focus on this and the movie. and it's a super slow thread so it's easier to do both.
It's Goodnight Mommy. Sort of a horror film.
>>738308299
idk. lulu? i talk to hunbuns sometimes and i love him
>>738308022
kill them
>>738308470
maybe I should. BANG BANG BANG
>>738308594
Squeeee
>>738308393
Do you like scary movies?
>>738308470
A. You're not annoying, and B. you keep offering but never show your butt.
>>738308720
i'm not annoying?
and you have defs seen it I know you have I still have the picture I sent you
>>738308594
do it daddy