Just share your secrets, this is a safe place.

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>>738298054
I still love her...

It was my fault

I am prolly gonna killmyself soon and i have it all planned

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I cumtribute pictures of female friends. I also collect cum and cock tributes of them too.

Pic related

I lost my virginity to my cousin. We still fuck when i go back to my home town for holidays and. She used to be hot. Now she is a slam piggy. Still get me rock hard. She also lets me do whatever i want to her.

I have a furry fetish but I'm too scared to tell my Gf

I enjoyed the star was prequels

i know my coworker has kept her old macbook (work rolled out new ones) and I want to anonymously report her. she's a bitch and a bit of a cock tease.
what do?

When I was like 7 yo I tried to have xxx with my 1 year older sister. We tried it a lot of time. Once i was allowed to lick her vagina, but it tasted awful.
One day my sister told it to my mother. Since then it was over.

I don't why but I felt it when my sister told it to my mum. Like I had suddenly an extremely bad feeling. Really weird...

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I had a coordinated attack plan on my highschool and the only thing that stopped it was my parents moving to florida

>dont want to be with my gf of 7 years anymore
>dont want to work at my shitty job anymore
>dont want to do my uninteresting study anymore
>swimming in debt
>just want to fuck some random women and have a good time so i can wait untill my elderly parents die and i can kill myself without regret

>>738298588
Yousa isa monster

i used to think the line that goes from my sack to my asshole meant that i was supposed to be twins and am two people put together

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I mastrubate to close friends all the time

>>738298771
pussy.

>>738298054
I've been trying to work up the courage to kill myself for about 4 weeks now

I ate too much noms for dinner and now I have a tummy-ache >.<

>>738299595
I'm a lifetime of tiptoing with it... Three serious attempts followed by intense shame.

Jerked off under a towel to my friends on a public beach few years ago

I'm fucking my 7/10 femanon therapist every week instead of doing actual therapy. Works better anyway

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I took creepshots of a girl from my church at a waterpark. I am somewhat obsessed with her

>>738299843
Femanon?

i have a weird fetish for hello kitty, lcd screens and huge dildoes. the girl i love is a transgender demisexual girl and i dont know how i could ever explain that to anyone.

>>738298390
My girlfriend found my furry porn stash.
Now she dresses up for me and paints paws on her feet.
Makes me thick like mushroom.
Big cums man.

>>738298917
Well, that's depressing. Sorry, kiddo.

>>738300405
More of her?
She has a fat ass and nice soles

>>738298298
My first blow job from a girl was my cousin. We would have fucked if we could have made it happen. I always wished she took my cherry.

>>738300354
Story? how did it start?

>>738298054
I prefer MMF over MFF threeways. I don't like touching dicks or anything (if it happens w/e). It's just more fun to pound out a woman with a friend and do the Eiffel Tower. Two women are just too exhausting.

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>>738300872
I took as many as I could. I'm glad someone else appreciates he's body as much as I do :)>>738300872

I know where cotton eye joe came from and where he went

pepe = gay
pepe = in real black
pepe = white hating

>>738298054
I think I still love her and I can't stop.

>>738298298
Story?

>>738301196
>Two women are just too exhausting.

I don't have that problem. But that's because I spend most of the time just sitting back and letting them suck my dick.

>>738301286
Bro this is honestly sad. Just talk to her ffs

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I agree with the alt-right on most things.

>>738298917
Damn son, I remember some of these feels. We broke up and I quit. Now I'm single/FA but life is chill

>>738300421
Just anon.

>>738301948
Like what

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>>738301814
I do. We are friends. But she is extremely prude and I feel this is the only sexual thing I can do with her..

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forged parents signature in hs to avoid getting in trouble

Had sex with my ex girl under the sheets while her friend was on the couch watching tv. She probably knew kek

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I find this chick (on the eBay home page) actually kind-of hot.

>>738302069
Nah son the prudest ones are the kinkiest

>>738298198
What's the plan?

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I miss my ex girlfriend so badly. Feels bad man its been like 2 years.

>>738300405
>>738301286
>>738302069

Magnificent. Keep going.

>>738302295
/b/ sees ass and suddenly the whole thread changes.

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>>738302213
I don't even think she's been in a relationship. Believe me I would fuck her if she gave me the chance

>>738301286

Yeah. She's worth obsessing over, for sure.

>>738298298
Green text please

No woman is worth obsessing over faggots

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>>738302533
Definitely.

>>738302800

Oh hey thanks for clearing that up for us wise redpilled man

>>738300405
So u r the priest or what?

>>738298390
Maybe she will indulge you

>>738298771
fuck

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>>738303026
Nope just a participant

>>738298917
Why don't you break up with her?

>>738302897
Ask her out , man up ......

>>738298917

Just move away and change your name and start a new life. It'll be the same difference to everyone as killing yourself.

>>738298054
whenever i see a thread with guy saying he will send people dick pics i reply with my kik to see if there dick is even average

>talking to girl on old team
>I quit when i went to college she is still on, shes in high school
>she claims she can beat me in a race
>shes nowhere near my level
>I say alright I bet you if I lose I will let you do my make up and dress me up
>She excitedly accepts
>Hook line and sinker I got this bitch
>Now Im ready to throw that race
>Want to be her bitch so bad
>The girls outfit is a sissy maids costume I have to buy

>>738302897
Moar!

>>738298917
Then break up with her, take out a bunch of credit cards, quit your job, quit studying, go to the bar and if you're shit at that get some hookers, then kill yourself when they die.

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My lifetime of anxiety and rejection has led me to absolutely abhor women.
>inb4 you're just ugly lmao
I'm honestly not bad looking at all. I'm not going to show everyone what I look like, but I have no reason to lie

>>738298054
i miss cuddling with my dad in bed

I tasted my niece's pussy when she was 6. & I was 23. If you want details, let me know.

>>738302967
It's not about redpill, it's about having more to preoccupy your mind

>>738298150
Fag

>>738299407
Don't we all?

>>738300354
STORY

>>738300999
>first blowjob from a girl

>>738298732
Blackmail

>>738303638
Duck off u dirty pedo cuntshit I hope u get ass cancer and die

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>>738303560

I'm a pervert who wants to fuck and suck a man ...nohomo though

>>738303700
i didnt even notice that he said girl kek

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>>738302098
Hey, check out Mister crime of the century over here.

>>738303638
What did it taste like?

I always hit and run torrents

I'm 19 and still suck my thumb

>>738303955
Like a regular pussy, but without the coppery/metallic edge. Perfect, honestly. If I could, I'd never go older than 8.

>>738304099
Kill yourself.

When I was younger I let my dog eat me out all the time. Would lay in the dirt, legs spread and just would let him do what he wanted.

>>738304099
You should eat a bullet.

>>738304286
That's so hot.

>>738304099
Do you have a small penis?


I've always wondered if pedos feel inadequate that's why they like little girls so their dick looks bigger

>>738304266
>>738304304
You couple of scamps...

>>738298198
Please don't...

>>738301115
The first ~15 sessions went normal. Told her a lot of really sad things. I told her I can't feel love, trust and all that shit, instead I enjoy violence. One day I told her I had a weird dream involving very tender and loving interactions with her. I then went all in and just asked if we could try that as it's the first time I'm feeling like doing that. She goes no, she can't. She would risk her job, and she's married and stuff. I lost patience after quite some debating and commanded her to stand up and close eyes please. I made the move, touched her everywhere I wanted. We then went into her office and smashed quite passionately.

>>738304402
No, I actually don't. I've never penetrated a girl that suits me because of it, too. I'm not into causing any pain, and I know that if I entered one, it would cause a,lot of pain indeed. I've got the thickness.

>>738304286
story?

>>738304547
It seems like that is the story...

>>738304286
Tits or gtfo

>>738302202
relatable post

>>738304790
Mmm baby you're going to have to pay for goods, nothing is free.

I lost my job and just had the shit beat out of me by my brother, now I'm forced to sink into the depths of white power where I'll forever be lambasted as a cuck

I really need to fucking die

>>738304525
is it on going? how does she feel about it? how do you feel about it?

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>>738298054

I cum in my sisters shampoo and soap bottles and dream about her rubbing my cum all over her body
I also cum in any left over food or drinks she has already opened that I can easily mask my cum in so I can dream about her eating my cum
I lay in her bed naked while shes at school smelling and jacking off with her dirty and clean panties

>>738304099
You seriously need to kys

>>738305121
Okay, buddy. I'm not gonna, but okay.

>>738304547
Well, I stumbled upon my parents porn collection- lesbians, heterosexual, all kinds, and eventually wanted to know what it felt like.
Laid down in the back yard- we lived on a farm- dog came over, and I don't usually wear panties. He just starts licking and lapping away, focusing on my freaking pussy like it's his job, never had my hole and clit abused so much.

Hilarious part?
I'm asexual but would let a dog do it to me again.

>>738305220
Seriously ,,, tits or feet?

I was introduced to the dark fucked up bowels of the internet when I was just about 6 years old. I grew to love the brutal and perverted material provided by twisted websites. Later in middle school, I met a girl who was just as fucked up as I was and we therefore became fast friends. We would partner up in class, eat lunch together, and have fetish-induced sex. Nobody but us knew of the latter, but due to the amount of time she and I spent together, our peers began spreading rumors of us being a couple. We only really though of each other a fuckbuddies, but she thought it would be funny to try. We became an official couple and eventually we did begin to see each other in a romantic way. This turned into a full blown out relationship and now we're happily married.

Still a better love story than Twilight

>>738305319
Oh honey, nothing in this world is free.

>>738305706
deadpool would be proud

>>738304992
It's still going on, yes. However, where I live a therapy has a fixed number of sessions, and our time is running out.
We have yet to discuss what's post-therapy. I'm kinda hooked to her now and she knows she fucked up I believe.

>>738305843
i hope she has helped you find what you felt you never had at least. good luck anon, i hope it works out well for you.

>>738306059
Thanks brother. For some reason I don't see a happy ending forthcoming.

>>738306292
She is only the first step in crossing the river of and the path has many steps. Follow what interests/pleases you and draws your attention. Where you look in life is where you go, for good or bad.

>>738298054
When I was 11 I let my female cousin (14) stick my dick in her mouth in the backyard while playing house (not really a serious blowjob, nor did I nut) and stuck my tongue in her cunt. It happened every time we hung out for a year. To this day we cannot make eye contact at family gatherings.

>>738307167
When I was 15 my mom dated some guy with a daughter.
Took time but we ended up making out and sleeping with each other every night
Never had sex with her, im glad too

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I like big tits

i upload nudes of my gf and ex all the time

I'm planning on killing someone, not sure if I should go through with it. I really want to do it, but dont think its worth.

I shit my pants at a Shinedown concert in Fort Wayne Indiana and then shook hands with the band members after the concert with the shit still in my pants.

>>738298150
Same

>>738307968
Post pics if you do anon. We need another 4chan murderer.

>>738308142
I gotchu mane

>>738298054
I might be trans and my gf who is trans can't be with me because of the uncertainty

derp

>cheated on gf of 4 years multiple times with another girl
>dont want her to find out because i'm her first boyfriend that actually "cares"
>previous relationship ended in abuse for her
>on bad terms with the other girl so she might tell my gf soon
what do? should i end it right now?

>>738298054
Well I was 11 I blowed my cousin, he taught me how to cum and put it in my ass

Whenever I stick fruit or vegetables in my ass or pussy - I eat it after I'm done because I don't want to be wasteful. One day I'll make dinner or something and feed it to someone I know...

>>738302897
Holy shit, is her name nadine K? She gave me a bj last year

>>738310260
Fuck it get them both pregnant and leave to congo

>>738301948
I masturbate while I watch her videos

I miss my old life a time when I wasn't completely lost and stuck moving from place to place all fucked with no plan. Recently od only a few know about that and I said it was because I had too but I wanted to die have had this empty careless feeling my entire life where I only understand a very few people thy I can truly relate to while the others I just simply lie to satisfy myself. You got me back if it's any consolation. I can't stop.

>>738311111
quints is the realest here

>>738307968
Why?
Greentext?
Not fbi

>>738310601
Tits or gtfo

>>738298054
at my elementary school i always used to piss into a hole in the corner beside the urinal and i did it so often that they had to replace the wall trim and the ceiling of the girls' bathroom below it because it was soaked with my piss

>>738299407
yeah so has everybody else

>>738298054
My fantasy is to leave the US, get a visa in an EU or Brit Commonwealth country, and never come back to the US again because it's full of retarded faggot fascist gorillas who would be willing to give their wives or daughters to Trump to fuck, they are that much white nationalist cucks.

>>738298771
Why would that be, fam, I'd think you'd have more access to weapons in Florida

In a few months I'm moving to the wilderness. Since I was around 11 I dreamed of doing this and have been studying wildlife and other skills I would need. I have saved up a large chunk of my paychecks working from various jobs to buy 10 acres of land mostly composing of woods. I'm not going to tell anyone where I'm going.

>>738311403
Eww disgusting no way

>>738311558
Can I come ?

>Maturbated and Came in cousins panties
>Masturbated next to friends when they slept
>Masturbated horny dog

>>738311477
lol i love how you butthurt libtards say they want to leave cause Trump won, yet are too lazy and stoned to actually do anything

>>738304525
Damn son

>>738298054
I jerk off to girls bleeding heavily

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I want my wife to fuck other man in front of me sucking my cock while she takes them from behind ?Pls lmk wwyd to her for more pics of her?

>>738304098
And cock

>>738304099
You need to live buddy. I (would) go as young as 6 as old as 11
once the hair starts growing it's iffy

>>738305706
This is so brilliant fam I am literally stealing this idea for a fiction story, thank you blood

i like touching teenage girls asses in crowded buses and trains. i can see they get pretty uncomofrtable, and that makes my dick very hard.

>>738307968
If you're going to do that, might as well assassinate some fuckhead Republican and make a positive difference in our lives.

Every night when I'm trying to fall asleep I play out a story in my head of god matching me and Hansi Kursch together and having us restart the human race.

>>738311646
It takes cash to get gone; someone give it to me and I'll be happy to go, leave the ruins to the Neanderthals.

>>738298054
He doesnt stand a chance. Shes mine

>>738312087
No. I have a personal reason for the person I chose.

>>738312191
Fair enough

got really drunk two nights ago and messaged my wife's sister on FB that I wanted to get high with her "ride her harley" (an old family joke that means fucking) have not heard back from her

>>738311782

you're a cuck

i cheated on my girlfriend with someone with the same name and now that chicks fuckin my friend

Lost my virginity to my gf's dog. Ended up having sex with her three months later

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>>738308052

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>>738298054
Everybody knows me as the "happy smiley guy" who's always positive and helps bring up everybody's moods.

But I've wanted to kill myself for about 3 years. I was originally going to do it before I graduated highschool, so I didn't plan for anything after that. Didn't give a shit about the classes I took so did the bare minimum to at least look like I'm passing to my parents, didn't care about a graduation party, what to do for college/ career, just anything.

I pussied out when I was going to do it because I had a good enough day for me to not justify killing myself in hopes that days would always be that good.

I'm still here, working and going to college with still no clue about what to do. When I tell people I'm undecided, they just laugh and accuse me of being lazy.

I also most likely have anxiety as I constantly get heart-flutteringly nervous when it comes to other human contact I'm not used to, and will take a WAY longer way around just to avoid having to say hi to a person. And I guess probably depression too. But I think self-diagnosis is snowflake bullshit and I don't really care about going to the doctor, so I just leave it at "probably" and let it be a piece of who I am.
Whatever these things are, they make living hard, but it's whatever.

Also, to finish off, nobody knows anything I just said, except whoever reads this. Not my family, not even my girlfriend. I've thought about telling her but I get too afraid every time because I know she'd be bawling for sure and I don't want her to live in fear that I'd kill myself. I just want to make it one fell swoop, looking like an accident the best I can, and leave on a good note with everybody, without them thinking I killed myself.

/my ordinarily shitty blog

>>738299407
If you are above 5/10, someone has probably masturbated to you too, even if it was a one-off with no feelings attached to it

>>738311632
No, and I wouldnt recommend doing what I am doing if you havent been studying for years. Also, if you dont have your own land conservation officers will fuck your shit.

>>738311629
Faggot, we all know that the masturbation joy is how hot she is times how close she is

>>738298150
We all do

>>738312276
Im i!? I just wanna try it it turns me on just to think about it but idk if i would

>>738312347
don't

>>738312111
this is great

>>738312182
How about work?

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>>738312347
I always keep going by telling myself it could be worse, i'm thankful for the good things no matter how small they may be. probably doesn't help dude but that's what I have for ya. Wishing you all the best and hoping you pull through.

I get off on deep throating and fucking myself with my own cock. I made a copy of my penis via clone-a-willy for my wife, and I use it on myself when she's gone. Never came harder.

>>738312533
dont you will feel bad dont
dont
dont
dont
dont
dont
dont

>>738312564
I'm not religious either...

I've showered with a 9yo girl on quite a few occasions

>>738312966
Sister?

>>738313016
niece

I'm a closet fur. Not even my fur friends know.

>>738312966
Lurking for details on this

Caught by the police. Not for something dumb like a ticket, or whatever dumb violation of the law. For more than a decade I've had CP on my hard drives. Not ludicrous amounts. But enough. Actually, too much. I didn't exclusively fap to it. It was something extreme, something taboo, and it turned me on for little reason beyond that. Still. I went and got more like once a year, or every two years. It used to be really easy. You installed Limewire, searched for what you wanted and there it was. Gigs of it, up for grabs.

So I got cocky and thought TOR made me invincible, turns out I wasn't anything but a moron. And they found me.

There's nothing more shameful than being confronted with what you've been masturbating to. Knowing that now it's not just "your" secret but it's all out there, and they're gonna root around in everything you've ever done. Every boner you've had, they'll know.

It wasn't until they searched my house for anything remotely resembling a storage device that I really started thinking about it. Yeah, I felt shame before that. But I didn't receive any consequences, so I didn't care that much.

Now though, I feel like shit. And I know I've got nobody to blame but myself. I cocked this particular gun a long time ago, and I've applied pressure to the trigger thinking the gun was empty, every time getting even cockier.

It shouldn't come as a surprise that naturally I also had folders of pretty much artwork of CP. Shota, loli, hell I even went for the furry shit. It all seems disgusting now. I've deleted the lot of it, every account I had on every art website wiped of anything even looking like it. I feel like starting with a fresh slate. No stains on it yet. It's been a few months now since they've seized my computer(s), and I feel myself slipping sometimes. Occasionally going to fetch some shota from whatever moonrune website I get my hands on. But I'm never gonna do something as recklessly stupid, as life ruining, as downloading or watching real CP.

>>738313270
did you go to jail?

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>>738311646
HEY EY
nothin wrong with being stoned
this is a safe space. Get your DARE shit outta here

>>738313270
Anyway, in a few months I'll show up in court probably, and I'll know what's up. Haven't told a soul I know yet. I've never felt so alone. I've been thinking of how it would destroy my parents, cause me to lose my job or at least my co-workers' trust (one of them has a wife that works in court... And it might be the one I've got to go to as well - things couldn't get any better than that, right... I can handle the guilt fine on my own. But not with others knowing about what I've done.

For now, the wait is killing me. I've got heaps of good things happening in life but when I'm by myself I can't shake the feeling of dread. Whatever the sentence, I'll face it like a man. I need to take responsibility for what I've done so that it won't happen again.

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>>738312690
Ok I'll see what happens. . Heres a another picture of her? Wwyd so i can cum it turns me on just to think about that

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>>738312966
pics or it didn't happen

>>738313610
>when you're 9 and want to see girls your age

>>738313580
post your collection first

>>738313610
ok, give me just a sec. Oh wait a minute! you almost had me there!!1!

I have had one sister storke my cock and I have fucked my other sister. Now I want to fuck my wife's niece.

>>738313610
>>738313712
Same fag

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>>738313665

>>738313378
No. They're still investigating. But I know they'll easily find what they need for the case. One computer has a folder called "hide and hold" with about 20 videos of CP in it. I also co-operated and allowed them to have access to my Dropbox account, which has digital CP in it like shotacon.

>>738313931
how did they catch you?

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>>738313795
wew lad

>>738312561
Well seeing as how I haven't done it yet, I'm probably stuck here forever. I've been talking about marriage and children with the gf, so after that comes, my window for suicide with very little lasting effect will be gone, and I would never kill myself if I have people relying on me like her and possible children. Not until they could support themselves anyways.

It's just a desire. Like when you have that urge to jack off, and you know you could easily do it right now, but you're just trying not to because you're abstaining or whatever. That's pretty much the same feeling I deal with.
>>738312642
Thanks anon. It does help, actually. I constantly need a reminder to look at the good things in life that I have. There is a lot to be thankful for that I often take for granted. I mean for starters, I have an actual great girlfriend who cares. Most people on /b/ can't say the same, so I mean in that regard and others, I do have it good. I appreciate the support!

>>738314153
I've got no clue yet. I haven't even heard from them since my first hearing. But let me tell you how I very likely was caught.

I used TOR, right? Scouring onion links for CP and generally whatever was entertaining. And I found a forum + a streaming website. The forum had a bunch of links up for download, all with previews of what it is you're downloading. Very organized, full of dudes that sound like fucking creeps honestly.

Anyway, those links went to clearnet websites. And I like the moron that I am, didn't notice. It's likely that any IP or ISP or god knows what was reported to the relevant authorities by the hosting website upon deletion of the files. And eventually they must've found me.

Or, this was going on for a while before I even tried TOR out and while I was still using P2P programs, and they (ISP? feds? Both? Third party?) noticed what I was downloading.

I don't really know how they usually catch people but I'm sure along the line I'll find out, and it'll be something dumb.

>>738298054
I love playing with my ex's feeling because that skank deserves it,

I've often fantasied about taking advantage of my nephew. but obviously I stop myself, becasue 1. I couldn't get away with it and 2. I couldn't harm him or any child like that

>>738314657
>I would never kill myself if I have people relying on me

You're a decent person, then.

>>738314741
>breaks the law repeatedly, probably thousands of times
>has no idea how he got caught
>probably something dumb
like breaking the law thousands of times

>>738314833
I know that feel, so tempting but could never actually do anything. I have 6 nephews, all pretty cute. Ive showered with them a quite a few times but never crossed any lines or anything

Every. FUCKING. THREAD. Theres some decent conversation about secrets people have, one guy talks about CP and the whole thread is focused on that. FUCK OFF PEDO

I've been wanting for around a year to change my sex

i like some boy in canada and i'm american and he's older but i can't accept that it'll never happen

My girlfriend likes to pretend shes 13 when we're in bed together. I told her its weird and pointless because she'll be 13 next month

>>738315177
who died and made you king of the thread

>>738315148
lucky my brother won't trust me alone with him

>>738315177
eat shit filthy cunt

>>738315296
9gag misses you

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>>738313580
I feel you man. We've all fucked up to some degree.

It may destroy everything, or it may not destroy much. The job thing, you should definitely quit a few weeks in advance to the court case so that that info has no need to go to your boss and coworkers. If it does, you at least won't be there.

I technically don't think your family has to know, it's not like every court case ever is public knowledge posted on facebook or whatever. Generally, your family and friends don't know and don't need to know. Maybe the coworker with the wife who works in court, but even in that case, it's not entirely likely that she'll hear about this, and if she did and told your coworker, I highly doubt he'll tell anybody around, especially if you've already quit way ahead of time.

If in the worst case scenario, everyone somehow finds out (not going to even happen in the first place) just move to a new state or a far enough away city and get a fresh start as far as friends and jobs go. The job hunt will be hindered, but you'll pick something up for sure with time.

Definitely save up as much money as you can before you quit, though. Like survive on Top Ramen and save every penny in case the job hunt later on takes a while.

>>738315275

unoriginal fuck off

>>738315339
>uses popular expression
>gets called 9gag
I don't even use 9gag. how would that at all be a sign I do anyways

>>738315275
time to toss that old ass hag to the curb

>>738315492
>Uses popular expression
>"Men are pigs" is a popular expression
Good try, 9fag.

>>738315361
wouldnt it be near impossible to get a job with that on your record? Ive always imagined that if you have something like that on your record when potential employers run a background check that its basically a death sentence.

>738315574
what. that makes no fucking sense

>>738298198
FeelsBadMan, I hope you don't. Have a meme

>>738314833
>>738315148
Honestly, I have respect for you two. Everybody has some fucked up impulses/desires that are almost always illegal and morally wrong. That's not what matters/ defines you though. It's the choice you make. Both of you are choosing not to give into it.

I have faith in you that you'll continue to make the right choices and not give in. Avoid anything that could cause you that temptation for sure, and if you are able to and feel like it's getting worse, you should definitely seek a support group of sorts.

>>738315033

I don't know /how/ I got caught. You're telling me /why/ I got caught, which wasn't hard to figure out.

It doesn't matter anyway.

>>738315361
Thanks man and that's solid advice. I've thought about a fresh start but the thing is, I just bought myself property. I'm moving in very soon. Even if I were to sell it off or rent it out, I have to wait two years before I can actually legally do that. And my job... I love doing it. Love the people there. It's the first thing in my life that gave me the confidence to take anything else on, I'm good at it.

I'm gonna sit this one out. If shit does hit the fan, I'll have time to think about what I'll do before I can move somewhere else anyway. I'll have to just endure the storm and see where it takes me.

>>738315814
pays to think with the head on your shoulders and not that little wiggler in your whitey-tighties, asshole

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>>738313602
Her legs and feet in the bathtub waiting for the cock who wants to come over and have her

>>738315750
if anything the desire is diminishing

>>738316119
how old are you? I'm 20 so it seems like it is an uphill battle. is that how it was for you?

>>738315814
>It's the first thing in my life that gave me the confidence
and you threw it all in the shitter for something to beat it to
what a fucking retard

>>738315673
Not quite.

If you have the necessary education/experience, something that really stands out, and the company's pretty desperate considering you're way above everyone else, they'll overlook it sometimes. You just have to apply everywhere and just see if someone bites.

If you are educationless and unimpressive, at the very least, McDonald's hires people despite background stuff like that. I know the whole "lol McDonald's is for failures" meme, but at least it's a guaranteed income.

>>738315814
Well that property thing sucks ass. You technically don't need to move though. No one needs to know where you live. And your family is 99% never going to hear about this unless you yourself told them.

I can respect how strong you are given the circumstances though. I'd just like to quit ahead of time to ensure I won't have to see my boss's face when he finds out, and the coworkers who may or may not know. Just "die" a hero before everyone sees you as the villain. Because I can guarantee you that you will be fired no matter what, as I'm pretty sure the government needs to inform your employer, and no matter how much your boss likes you, he'd need to fire you to save face on his end.

>>738316248
mid 20's... was definitely hard to overcome at first but once i accepted the reality that nothing would every really happen irl it was much easier

>>738315999
>>738316389
>samefagging
>mad as fuck
But for real, with how much you're projecting your anger on this dude, it's either because you've done this yourself and have repressed guilt, or done something else illegal that you may have gotten away with but have guilt over, but in order to feel better about yourself, you're yelling "WELL AT LEAST I'M NOT THIS GUY, HE'S MUCH WORSE"

Or, on a very very rare occasion, you could be or know someone personally affected by pedophillia, and that's why your angry.

Or just baiting.

Any normal person would not react in this way.

>>738316750
I use shotacon to calm the tide. did you use something similar?

>>>>738309133
Why does she have a problem with you questioning your gender?

>>738298150
>>738298298
>>738298298
Actually kill yourselfs

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>>738300405
oops boi you got caught slippin

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>>738298298
I lost my virginity to my first cousin too, only once. And I'll be god damned if it still to this day was the best sexual experience I ever had, and that was well over a decade ago. We've never talked about it (uncle committed suicide soon after and my was divorced so she stayed on that side of the family) and I don't see her anymore and she has a kid now. The suspense leading up to it had my heart in my throat I was so excited, and I am surprised it went down as smoothly as it did. I still kinda laugh at it because I am pretty well-adjusted, normal guy. Never really felt shame about it at all.

>>738298054
I reported my own family for cooking up meth. It caused my uncle to go to prison for 10 years, he was on parole, my aunt to go to prison. My cousin cannot afford to pay the mortgage so they will lose the house, and the car was stolen by their supposed best friend.nobosy wants to give her a room because, she's a huge liar and trouble maker, so I told her she can stay with me if she remains nude while in the house.

Today is her first day here. I told her she steps out of line once she is out. She already left once, but came back an hour later because no job, no friends and family hates her.

>>738298054

I started a car race once, and got beaten. To celebrate, the winner started to play with his steering wheel and...tadaam...crashed. I stopped my car, went to check him and his passengers. He was still alive but badly hurt. I cracked his skill and stole his wallet.

>>738315221
I'm not that far in yet, but eventually we'll get it done!

>>738313270

You're only guilty because you got caught. I hope you get your asshole turned into a fuckin flesh light in prison you fuckin scumbag.

>>738318372
What

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I'm an aspiring rapper but I occasionally write lyrics about graphic crime. I once wrote a song about date rape. But I'll never record or release the lyrics.

>>738318606
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8yKTuvRmPE

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I write shipping fanfiction.
I listen to girlfriend audios.
I have a three inch erection and I’m circumcised.
I have a huge fetish for cheerleaders. Once I went to a uni basketball game just to record the cheerleaders performing for a few minutes, after which I promptly left to jerk off to the footage.
I didn’t masturbate until I was 18 and can’t get off to naked women or porn. I last for about thirty seconds on average.
When I was younger, my dad used to shave me, cut my nails, trim my pubes, pop pimples on my face and back, and would smell my penis to make sure it smelled nice. He would also beat me if I ever denied him and took showers with me one several occasions.
Every weekend for the past four years, I’ve gone to the movies or taken a nap in my car and told my mom I was out with friends. I’ve also told her I’m dating a Korean girl named Kimberly who was in one of my classes.
When I was in elementary/middle school, girls used to come up to me to hug me and they would tell me they loved me. Eventually I found out they would dare each other to hug guys the found especially ugly/creepy.
I've been called a creep/rapist/stalker so many times I avoid so much as making eye contact with women since I know I repulse them.
I've been told since high school that I'm a pretty good writer, but I know nothing will come of it.

>>738318606
Niggers would buy it up like it's crack.

>>738318847
Jesus anon see a therapist and psychiatrist immediately and be honest with your mom.

>>738307705
this pushed it too hard. end the thread.

>>738318353
nice. how hot is she? You trying to work your way to making her fuck you?

>>738318353
Your hot touble-making cousin or your fat trashy touble-making cousin?

>>738315148
>>738312966
How do you get them to shower with you?

I'd imagine that even at that age, they'd feel that's a rather intimate situation. Do you have to convince them to get naked and shower with you, do they convince you to join them, or is it just a natural thing?

I was a single child who was never close with really any of my family other than my mother and grandmother, so I've never been any where close to a satiation like this.

>>738319181
Kinda in-between. Not bad to look at, but nothing to Gaga over.

>>738319159
Eventually. But won't force it or blackmail

>>738319314
It's copy pasta. Same shit every thread.

I jerk off to my best friend's little sister all the time

>>738319597
How old is she? I'm the guy that fucked his cousin that posted above. Is she complying with the nudity order?

>>738319314
we are a pretty open family, nudity and such just something that is normal. Never forced them really aside from the typical young child "i dont wanna!" type tantrum stuff. I let them choose if they want to do it alone or not, i dgaf really.

I fucked my little sis she's 14 I was 19
feel like shit might kms

>>738319718
She is. She's 24. Its the first day but she's already getting used to it.

>>738300405
Sexy soles

>>738319865
can we get a pic? can blur out her face, i just wanna see her bod. And how do you know you can trust her? Who's to say she wont steal your shit or do something to get you into trouble.

>>738312443
bloody hell youre right

>>738319781
I'm starting to think I'm the only one that's committed actual incest, although it sounds like this other guy is on his way to it.

>>738319865
Nice, you have pics of her body yet?

>>738319983
I licked and fondled my cousins ass when she was 'sleeping', probably doesnt count but its as close as i've gotten to incest.

>>738320041
sick dub's bro

>>738319967
She literally has me or the streets.
>>738319983
No pics yet. I don't want to force to much on her to soon. Most likely will have some in a few days.

>>738303832
HER SOLES ARE SO SEXY THERE

I'm 25 male, I like getting Head from 16-21 year old girls or guys.. I'm probably bi even though I don't want to fuck men but idk, head is good..

>>738298054
I used to beat up my ex girlfriend. I hope she is happy and doing well now.

>>738298917
college age?

just fucking drop everything and move across the country. fuck them.

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Am filthy crossdresser

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I've probably done way worse shit. But, this feels the worse because it's the thing I do the most, with the highest potential of being caught.

I have not shat in a toilet for 5 years. I just go take a shower when I need to shit(usually once a day at night), get an empty shampoo bottle, fill it up with water, and give myself an enema until the water that comes out of my butt is clear. Then I push the shit down the drain with my hand, and wash away everything else by pouring water on it with the shampoo bottle after I wash it out. I then shower for an extra 5-30 minutes for any smell to dissipate.

And inb4 you ask: I don't have shit designated showers. I still go through the process of cleaning my hair, body, and whatnot.

The only time I shower and do not do this, is as soon as I wake up. Because I am a weirdo who can't proceed through the day without a shower.

sorry for no greentext. it's easier for me to write like this instead.

>>738303595
Honestly, no one cares.

>>738300405
We've all done this... more?

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>>738320358
but why tho

>>738301286
Such a nice ass.. what's her name?

>>738304099
It's all the vaccinations after elementary

>>738302288
pussy
7 on here, have had more bitches but still love her

>>738320478

I dont like the thought/feeling of having a dirty butthole.

>>738313602 I'd pound her ass inside and out

Ive never told anyone this before but one time in highschool there was this girl i knew and had a crush on. We had 1st period together at 7 am. Somehow she knew that my mom worked at peets coffee and I think i offered to bring her coffee one day. I told my mom and she made her whatever the drink was (vanilla late i think). Right before my mom drove me to school i went into the bathroom and jerked one out real quick and came in the late. I had been saving up for like 4 days of not jerking off so it was a pretty fat load. Gave girl the drink and watched her drink the whole thing with no idea what i had done to it. the end

>>738305706
Blue hurr

>>738307452
you must be homosexual

>be beta
>one day finally fight my anxiety enough to create okcupid account
>after a week get messaged by pretty girl
>wat fuk?
>she's really into me
>wants me to go over to her house
>i'm excited as fuck
>go look at her profile again
>she mentions that she has a disability
>oh fuck
>no wonder she thought i was so attractive
So what the fuck do I do from here? While texting her she made it very clear she wants me to sleep with her. I know I'll feel awful afterward if I fuck. I don't want her to feel like I'm taking advantage of her. Should I dig deeper and find out what disability she has? If it's a non-mental one, I won't feel bad. But if it's mental, shit. Long story short, pretty but disabled girl wants to fuck tomorrow, I don't want to take advantage

>>738311477
Bye

>>738320358
Absolutely disgusting

>>738320837

dig without looking like an obsessive creep.

>>738299407
i hope you burn in hell man

>>738312347
shit anon, hope everything gets better for you man. and same with the whole "happy guy mask", i'm the positive one among friends but holy shit i fucking hate my life rn.

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>>738320691
Ok wait ... she's trying to sleep now

>>738320041
Licking your cousins ass, or ass crack? I started fondling my cousin while sleeping after some implied flirting and touching earlier in the night, and then I decided to get enough balls to wake her up to see if she wanted to fuck, and she did. We were both 14. Standing above her while gently feeling my first pissy and licking her tits while working up the courage to go through with it might have been the biggest rush of my life. Except for actually fucking her, of course. I'm getting turned on just talking about it here.

>>738321139
Both, really. I lightly slapped her ass, licked it and licked her asshole. she pretended to be asleep the whole time but looking back its painfully obvious no one would have slept through it. Unfortunately nothing came of it like you though, although we're still close.

>>738321139
Storytime?

>>738321239
Kinda hot thinking about it huh? You should have gently woken her up at some point and seen what would've happened.

>>738321359
Man, honestly I kinda wanted to tell the story earlier but no one seemed interested. Now the threads about to die and I'm playing Witcher 3. Eh.

>>738321530
There's an incest thread going on, you should post it there.

>friend wanted to suck my dick
>was 11
>said No that's gay
>regret it to this day

i've wanted to kms since i was 7 years old, never believed i'd live past the age of 13 and at 20 years old still just confused as fuck every time i wake up alive in the morning. nobody around me knows and they're all anti-med christians who probably would just kick me out of the house if i said anything about wanting to be medicated for depression

>>738298054
I got fucked like a little sissy at an anime convention by two random guys I met...

>>738321643
Maybe. It will probably get lost amongst all the fake shit though. I'll see if anyone's interested.

BUMP LIMIT INCOMINGZ!!!1!!