What do you think about Popeyes?

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>>738281984
nigger shit

Overpriced. Gravy is bland as shit but decent chicken.

>>738281984
chickens good.
like kfc but crispier and spicier.
butter biscuits are top tier too.

S'ok. Better to buy fried chicken from a local joint if possible.

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>>738281984
Overpriced. Try to find a Churche's

I just ate some fried chicken. The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm. Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked me how the meal was.I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it.
He lead me to the back of the popeyes, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the popeyes cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror, the remaining sections of its body covered with festering sores and a froth of sweat.

The popeyes employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones.
They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horsemeat around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it.
I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the diseased asshole puckering rythmically with terror. We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?"

I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect penis into the stallion's defenseless asshole. With each thrust, I donkey punched the horse in the back of the head, making it clench its ass even tighter. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Popeyes definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer.

one of the best chicken-based fast food restaurants around

>>738282467
That is why I eat there. Problem?

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I fry my chicken at home.

Chicken and biscuits are pretty good but portions are priced too high and the sides are shit. Some KFC chicken flavors are better, and Church's definitely has the best biscuits I've had in fast food.

>>738281984

Freaking good food. The beans and rice is like candy. As a matter of fact, all their sides taste great. Chicken is god tier. Biscuits? What more to say. Its my favorite fast food

>>738282851
What in God's name is that

>>738281984
I was there once. while waiting in line the woman in front of me gasped. she told her husband a worker had just picked a piece of chicken off the floor and put it back on the tray.
I left.

>>738282538
>>738282538
>Not sure if it's possible to donkey-punch a horse

It's the shiznit

>>738283109
What state were you in?

>>738282372
Sure, if you enjoy eating breaded lard.

>>738283033

Its a Shih-Tzu. The original poster is chinese, the recipe is from 101 ways to wok your doggo.

>>738281984
High sodium, deep fat fried, hormone injested nigger food.

>>738283196

Unconscious

Dank

>>738282372
Churches is more expensive

>>738281984
LOVE THAT CHICKEN FROM POPEYE'S!!!!

>>738283295
Kek ok

Bojangles and KFC are better. None are great

>>738281984
>>>738282467
The food is alright, I'd go to Popeye's before KFC. That said, there are plenty of good local places though, and I'd rather pay a bit more for REALLY good chicken that includes sides and I can get delivered to my door.

>>738281984

KKK grand dragon here. I must like eating nigger shit. Its good eatin. My favorite fast food.

KFC is too greasy and heavy tasting. El Polo Loco is good, but the mexican'ts working there are so butt hurt over trump winning that they always give me two backs. Church's is dry in my opinion. Chick-Fil-A used to be inside shopping malls.

hands down the best

>>738283487
Me too. Now I want some

Too tipsy to drive now tho, maybe in the morning

>>738283513
KFC is shit teir compared to Popeyes

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Ahh nevuh misses me a snack at Popeyes chikken

>>738282372
Every Churches I've been to is an inner city shithole, where you're lucky the "employees" even wait on you, the only one doing any work is Pedro in back on the fryer, Keisha up front is too busy with her nails, her phone, and her shit ass attitude.

>>738283641

kek!!

>>738281984
Chick-Fil-A is top tier.

>>738283732

kek, true dat

you forgot to mention that they are usually dirty as fuck

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>>738281984

I just realised that this restaurant just turned 45 years.

just went and picked some up

4 piece spicy combo cajan fries and iced tea

$11

>>738285213
spicy n crispy mmmmm

>>738283513
kfc is totally 90's tier

>>738283293
lifes short , live a little beta

>>738281984
Chicken is better than most.
Most of their sides are sub-par.
Still is digusting fast food.

>>738283184
Not with that attitude.

>>738286837
>cajan fries

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wX9sPHD5_to

popeyes ftw

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>>738287391
> A nigger enjoys fried chicken and gives it a good review

>>738286837
you faggot how dare you say the sides are disgusting. the biscut is the best, fries are good as fuck, mac an cheese is good, where the fuck you get better sides

>>738287662
A restaurant.

>>738287874
name some names faggot

>>738287159
The cajan fries are bomb as fuck...I don't understand the hate.

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Story time /b/

>Be me, Britbong first time in America (Orlando)
>Flight was horrendous, delayed 9 hours due to shitty British aircraft made of duct tape and recycled count wrags.
>Arrive in airport all is well, not a nigger or camel jockey so was welcomed to 'Murica and given a complimentary AR15 and directions to the nearest school.
>Drive to hotel and drop bags off head on out.
>It's 3am and I haven't eaten in 30hours (in flight meals had ran oit because fat cunts demanded more food) will literally eat a fuckin' gator.
> start having mild hallucinations due to exaustion and hunger.
>A beautiful woman appears in the road glowing like an angel, 'It's... It's her majesty the queen!' I stop the car and she rides shotgun.
> I explain to her highness that I'm hungry like half of Yorkshire last century.
>she smiles and points to a parking lot
>I look up to see it... Popeye's chicken!
>Lizzy had disappeared
>God save the queen.jpeg
>she had saved my life, I enter popeyes and ask for a bucket of chicken and some gravy.
>suddenly Lizzy runs in brandishing a gun 'gimme all da money muddafucka' she screams
> sing god save the queen to soothe her majesty, doesn't work, in anger she shoots the cashier and runs into the night.
>I chase after her and plead with her majesty not to leave
>she agrees
>we hold each other and she kisses my forehead like a protecting mother
> tells me to go, she must return to the chicken.
>everything inside shop was normal not one batted an eyelid that a cashier just had their brains plastered over the menu
>eat chicken
> was ok
> hunger hallucinations fade away
> go back to car to see and old woman sucking off a stray dog in the car park.
>No it can't be.gif
>pass out from shock
>wake up in court because I was picked up by an ambulance and they charged me $70,000 for the ride and I didn't have insurance
>'i sentence you to death by electric chair'
> last request was to see Disney
>See queen sucking off goofy


>MFW

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>>738282162
>>738282372
I agree on it being overpriced. I still enjoy it.
Popeye's hardly holds a candle up to pic related.

>>738287985
Well most I would name would be local burger and mexican places. I really doubt you'd know any but if you insist I'll post my usual list.

>>738283033
Looks like a rabbit.