Sup /b/. Femanon here. I'm going to answer any and all questions

tits of the menu, how about nips?

>Sadly, my tits are off the menu today.
gtfo then

>>738266582
you know the rules, fatherfucker

If i peek at your cleavage, what goes through woman's mind?

>>738266582
>my tits are off the menu today
Thank you, come again

how do we know you're a real girl?

>>738266650
Nyet.

>>738266582
Tits or gtfo

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>>738266764

>>738266789
lmao no. I'm here for advice

How does it feel to not have a soul nor a brain?

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>>738266764

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What's a good first liner when it comes to talking to women you meet for the first time?

>>738266993
"tits or gtfo"

>>738266582
Why OP is faggot?

>>738266913
I wouldn't know

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>>738266712
>kissless basement dwelling virgins trying to call shots on anything, which they would never get the chance to do in real life.

>>738266871
You dont look old enough to have any real advice. That makes you very very sexy. Do you need a papa by any chance?

>>738266993
Depends on the situation. Usually nothing too aggressive. Don't try negging. Usually a small compliment mixed in works well.

Bar= I like that dress on you. Want to get a drink with me?

Give me other situations, and I'll try to come up with other things. Just keep it friendly and flirty.

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>>738266789
>kissless basement dwelling virgins trying to call shots on anything, which they would never get the chance to do in real life.

>>738267098
Nice try, then you aren't a girl.

>>738266582
If this is for real, what the hell do you expect in /b/? A serious thread? Do you think they won't yell the rules at ya?

What the actual fuck do you want, woman? Attention?

TITS OR GTFO

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>>738267008
>kissless basement dwelling virgins trying to call shots on anything, which they would never get the chance to do in real life.

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>>738267199

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>>738267331
Oh no, it's retarded.

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>>738267405

>>738267227
Here's an example of a bad one liner.
A. negging
B. kinda creepy
C. you're kind of assuming I have a daddy kink, which is inaccurate.

Also, I have some good advice. I've had several girlfriends before, which is a hell of a lot more than most guys on this site

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>>738267400
>kissless basement dwelling virgins trying to call shots on anything, which they would never get the chance to do in real life.

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>>738267497

>>738266582
>my tits are off the menu today

fuck off

>>738267400
Checked

Well I'm kinda just bored. I'm more interested in answering questions than lurking, so here I am.

>>738266582
Would you sleep with a 30yo virgin?

>>738267497
I'm married you cuck. I've fucked at least 30 women.

But either way, does that change the rule? Fucking summerfag.

>>738267563
Leave if your panties are in such a bunch

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>>738267563
>kissless basement dwelling virgins trying to call shots on anything, which they would never get the chance to do in real life.

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>>738267723

>>738266582
I want to listen what you have on flirting.
Also, what do you look for in a man.
Also, tits.
Mainly tits, but the other questions are good too.
Inb4 tits

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does fashion play an part with girls? im scared to talk to girls in my work clothes
>pic related my highschool pic

>>738267497
>>738267405
>>738267331
>>738267199

you must be confused as to the purpose of "tits or gtfo".

the same goes for many of the newfags that scream it in shit threads.

any bloke can say "femanon here". but shit doesn't mean anything unless you can back it up. and it's a pointless thing to even mention a majority of the time, since being a female doesn't change the fact that we are ANONYMOUS.

>>738266582
>Sadly, my tits are off the menu today.
then you are not a femanon, and your opinions on this matter are invalid.

>>738266582
Is it true that you can gauge how much a guy masturbates by his demeanor?

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>>738267723
>>738267497
>>738267405
>>738267199

D-dont worry m-m'lady I'll d-defend youuuu

>>738267302
If you meet a woman in a class at college what would you start with?

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>>738267672
>as if being here the longest signifies you are any better than anyone else.
SPOILER ALERT: it really means you are the saddest loser for being the one swimming in a shithole the longest. Stay proud, faggot.

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>>738267880
Have this handy image

>>738267646
Yeah. I can't say the same for other girls, but it's not a turn off or anything. If you show her that you can give her an orgasm no one will be complaining about lack of experience. I'd recommend using tongue or lubed up fingers, focusing primarily on the clit. After she's cum, then go for penetrative sex. If you can't make her cum again with your dick alone, it's no problem. She's satisfied, you're satisfied.

>>738267875
It depends on your work clothes. Please clarify.

>>738267919
>scum of 4chan don't get to make demands.

>>738267884
I don't know. I can't tell, but that might just be me.

>>738268016
cheers

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>>738268016
The creator of that post was a kissless virgin, convincing himself he was not, in fact, a lonely, losing, trap thread creating eunuch, desparate for any sort of power in an otherwise impotent existance.

>>738266582
What assumptions do you make about a guy with domination kinks, daddy fetish, nonconsent kinks, ageplay, etc?

>>738267921
Try sitting next to her for a few classes. Even if she's not directly thinking about you, your face will register in her mind. Now, when you actually talk, she'll be more open to you than she would be to a typical stranger. Open with something related to the class, or ask if she's be interested in getting a coffee with you. It's direct and to the point, but not pushy. Girls like some boldness in a guy.

>>738268035
>If you show her that you can give her an orgasm no one will be complaining about lack of experience
....

so.... you think someone who has no idea what they're doing is just magically going to produce the elusive female orgasm?

>>738268114
well its a white button up and dickies black pants, its nothing special since im just an dishwasher, i mean my current haircut looks good with it but im just worried girls would reject me because i dont really look like a normal person

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>>738268432
You just give her the 'ol lickeroo, then finger her in the dirtbox and she's guaranteed to blow

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>>738266582
Since everyone else is replying anyways, I'm just gonna pop in and say everyone replying ITT is retarded.
Wanna know the best way to demoralize actual attention whores? By letting their posts 404. Only respond AFTER the betas start biting.

.. I fucking hate summer.

>>738267919
Stupid cunt. No one said "leave her alone". How did you manage to take that dick out of your mouth long enough to make your post?

>>738268397
I might be a little biased here because I'm a masochistic submissive. So, I might be more down for that than others. However, 60% of women like rough sex / being dominated so you have pretty good odds there. Just don't pressure anyone, don't overwhelm her with all your kinks at once, and keep it SSC.

>>738268548
but you love sage

>>738268459
In my opinion that looks crisper than average. If you look well put together that's a turn on.

>>738268642
Sage doesn't work when you post images, but yeah.

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>>738268486
Kek.

why aren't you faggots saging?

>>738268420
How do you move on from just regular dinner dates and stuff to move physical activities? Do you have to wait for her to invite you back to her place?

>>738268432
Dude, I said, focus on the clit. Once you get into a rhythm keep it. Switching things up too much will stop her from coming. Ask her to be vocal, and show you what she likes. Even if she doesn't come loudly, she still enjoyed it. It's actually not that hard to make a girl cum if you know where to rub.

>>738268874
had a girlfriend who couldn't cum.

true fucking story. some weird repression from her childhood I guess