When have you been really brave last time?

I don't think I've ever been brave.

I tried to resuscitate a person, but she had been dead for too long.

Does that count?

>>738266169
You touched some titty without consent
That counts

saved a girl from being raped before, came out of a club and seen a paki trying to rape a girl, I dragged him off her then fucked him up

>>738266169
Counts, sure.

I once saved a girl from being beaten by some drunk guys. But I'd never had the balls to climb a police tank like the girl in OPs pic

i put trash on donald trumps walk of fame star and took a selfie of it and put on facebook where lots of people thumbed it up it was awesome

I left a cop in hospital when he tried to arrest me before

>>738266429
thought this story was going to end more humorously than it did

>>738266558
rape isn't funny

>>738265953
I went outside and actually got a job

>>738266526
Aww, liberal faggot still mad his candidate didn't win.
And no, you DON'T deserve $15 an hour for an ENTRY LEVEL job.
Get an education and get a real job, faggot.

>>738266612
9/10 people enjoy gang rape.

>>738266612
>rape isn't funny
unless the victim is a woman

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>>738265953
I distracted an angery gymrat when he started beating up my buddy. Didn't actually punch him but I darted around him like a butterfly and pushed him to have him focus on me. He was drunk and coked up but slow as fuck, could see the blows coming from a mile away. That said I should have punched him. My friend later accused me of stepping in too late and doing too little, so I guess in the end I was a pussy after all.

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>>738266655
Soon.

>>738266612
how would you know? ever been raped?

>>738266984
malcolm x would be proud.

>>738266449

I dont know where anon is from but that girl is from germany where cops have less rights than niggers back in the seventies

>>738266984
Yes.
We know.
Uneducated people are statistically more violent than educated people.
Stay liberal.
Stay retarded.

>>738266893
you sound like a faggot if someone was hitting my mate I'd split his head open, I could never be friends with a snake like you

>>738267095
Cool story bro

>>738266655
triple double of truth

>>738267156
yeah stories about niggers getting their just desserts is kinda cool.

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>>738265953
>brave
This is what passes for brave these days?
Risking a bath and a fine?
The next war will be comical
Gentlemen, these are the warriors you'll face

>>738265953

> Work security in hospital
> Housekeeping staff tells me a husband is being rough with his wife on the maternity ward
> haul ass to the third floor
> Husband nowhere to be seen, wife says he spit in her face and pushed her.
> He appears out of nowhere
> 6'2" 240 steroid monkey in a wifebeater (apt isnt it?) aviator glasses and a really gay looking purple and yellow flat brim snap back hat.
>He points a finger in her face and starts to yell at her.
> I get up close and raise my voice (trying my god damn hardest to keep my voice from breaking) "You need to leave before I call the cops and arrest you for assault!"
> He yells back "fine, I'll fuckin leave! and then he points at her threateningly before he leaves the unit.
> I walk him to the edge of the property while recieving multiple death threats
> He fakes a punch to make me flinch
> For some fucking reason I don't
> He walks to his truck and peels off
> I get back to the unit, get his name for the police report and go back to the security office where I suddenly felt dizzy.

>>738267437
how is that being brave ?

>>738267437
waiting for the rest of the story

>>738267396
It's nice of you to donate your tax dollars so they can have dessert after their meal anon.

>>738267437
ahhh
the hero the matriarchy needs

>>738266655
I live in the mountains high all day and work an entry level job
But I have a lot of right views
Can i be in the cool kids club?

>>738265953
Every time on on the internet ... IRL I wet myself constantly.

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>>738267403
>This is what passes for brave these days?
Says the aspie keyboard warrior
Toppest of keks

>>738267619

so much jealousy.

>>738267611
joke's on you i don't even have a job!

>>738267695
Whatever helps you sleep at night

>>738267695
you are also behind a keyboard

>>738265953
When my dad was being sentenced and I held my tears in front of him and my sister.

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>>738267695
Sorry about your hurt feels. I didn't mean to make you feel uncomfortable.
I guess me laughing at the people in the pictures was triggering. Sorry there was no alert or coloring book to help you through this time

>>738267934
I bet you cried when your dad raped you though

>>738268042
Enjoying your summer I see.

>>738268042
>I bet your dad cried when you raped him though
fixed it

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Not really brave, I just happen to be going to work on country roads and seen a feed truck flipped upside down in a ditch.

>Slam on brakes
>Run to ditch
>Slide into ditch knee deep in chicken feed
>Guy has legged trapped under his seat
>Call 911
>Keep him calm with small talk
>Fire dept. cut him out and he was escorted to an ambulance
>Minor cuts and leg was fine
>Never got his name and he never got mine
>Didn't talk to cops or anyone I just got into car and left
>Never followed up on him or story
>Never told anyone besides now cause I don't care

>>738267437
man adrenaline crash is the fuckin worst

>>738268894
Not really brave, but you're good people.

I stabbed the man that stabbed my little brother

>>738269444
Greentext if real?

>>738268894
I think that's brave. Could have pass by and do nothing.

>>738266704
Underrated

>>738269511
> my lil bro was 15
> he was out trying to rob a car
> while he was in the car 2 men blocked him in the car
> one had a knife and was swinging it around through the window trying to stab my bro
> my bro jumped out the back window and they guy stabbed him in his back and started running after him
> my bro ran all the way home then got rushed to hospital
> next day I found out where the guy lives
> gave a man half a ounce of coke and a gun to shoot the guy who stabbed my bro
> he just shot up the guys car
> later that night I went to the guys house
> when he opened his door i kicked him back into the house
> gave him a few kicks to the head then stabbed him and left

>>738270003
If true I give you one internet point

>>738270901
I wouldn't ever let anyone touch my family and get away with it, my lil bro would've done the same thing for

>>738270003
Your brother was trying to steal and got what he had coming to him. He's lucky he wasn't killed.

>>738270003
Niggers: The Post

I break up fights at concerts and shit all the time. I suppose that's brave since I'm a hair under six foot and a lot of these guys are six foot five or so. But then I don't fear physical confrontation. Just commitment

>>738266640
where

>>738272270
Plot twist. It's an Arab female.

>>738265953
I had my blood drawn and I didn't cry this time, the nurse gave me a sucker and told me to not be such a faggot.

I am 25.

>>738267934
Did he cry too? Like a group hug?
But y'know, cries instead of not being a bitch..

>>738271849
he is very lucky, the blade was just an inch from his lungs

>>738271945
not a nigger just Irish

>>738272739
So a potato nigger.

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>>738272739
Same thing.

>>738265953
Stupidity. Not bravery. There is a difference.

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>>738265953
i saw a pair of junkies (man and woman) wrestling with a 15 year old boy. they wanted his backpack. i separated them all and the junkie woman ran away and shortly after the man

>>738273031
UP THE RA ! Fuck the Brits

>>738272878
>>738272979
still better than whatever you are

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>>738266984

>>738273161
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=boO4RowROiw

>>738273230
Half French Canadian half Jew.

>>738272505
He kind of did and I kind of started hating now, like 10 years later. I feel like shit though, I feel like he ruined part of my life. But fuck it, I'm getting my shit together now.

>>738273380
you just proved my point

>>738273230
Irish, Italian and German fuck mutt.

>>738273521
So you're saying that Seth Rogen is worse than you?

>>738273619
are you seth rogen?

>>738273128
Thx good to see there are brave germans in here!

>>738273666
If I was?

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>>738273031

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>>738273265
Heh

>>738273937
Yet you worship stickman and other degenerate thugs.

A week ago I stopped a guy from stealing the purse of a woman, feel pretty good actually

>>738274211
it feels better robbing people

About a week ago, I attempted to steal a purse from some cunt, but some asshole got in the way.
Scary stuff.

>>738265953
stood up to a disgusting gypsy who sexualy assaulted and followed me home every day with his gang

>>738274276
Don't know my man, too much of a risk and so little reward.
Felt pretty good scaring that little shit and the woman was very grateful so I would do it again.
Now I keep my baseball bat in the back seat to make sure bc that time I had to face the robber with bare hands

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>>738274204
I'm not even american mate

>>738274291
Kek, make me chuckle a little

>>738274552
That made me chuckle too, wanna fuck?

>>738275326
Only if you have a feminine penis and you say no homo afterwards

>>738267695
this

>>738268013
You sound like such a punk ass