What do I say next?

"i would love to sniff the gusset of your dirty panties you ginger slut. spit on my thicc arabian cock sister"

>>738262786

"Can I put my virgin cock in your mouth, please miss"

>>738262786

lemme hammer that pussy like its molten iron.

>>738262786
Good good. I like 'em underage

>>738262786

"please miss, dont rape me. I'm just a little cuck faggot who is trying to survive in this cruel world."

Beep boop beep boop beep boop

"same tho. I'm only 17 XD"

Are you a petite girl with tiny hands? I have a laughably tiny penis and I need a tiny underage girl for it to look normal

"how cute hehe"

Op here. Fuck you faggots I'm being serious here

>>738263883
reroll

>>738262786
*you're not your, OP you fucking moron

>>738263923

>>738262786
Well it'll me my treat then. What beer should I get? Do you have a preference?

>>738263946
Roll

I've got something warm for you to drink.

>>738263883
roll

>>738263947
This is the 20th time I've seen this thread with the same girl. What do?

>>738263923
This

>>738262786
And you expect me to get it for you?

>>738262786

Would you like to drink my cum, atleast you are old enough for that.

>>738264100
wasted

nigger

Sorry my tourettes

>>738262786
Beer before 5? You some sort of alcoholic?

>>738262786
Say this..
>Age is just a number, I would do you even if you were 10. =) by the way did you know I am an enthusiastic fedora collector? I have about 69 of them in my moms basement where I live. Can't wait to show you!

>>738262786
burgers and your cant drink til 21 bs
you guys are almost fucking muslims

>>738264134
It's not wasted. This shitty thread is just a troll

>>738264179
Reroll

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/b/ approved?

>>738264316
yes

>be American
>Can get forced into war, lose your limbs and best friends
>Can't have a beer for 3 more years

Also tell her to get a fake id so you don't feel like you're dragging a child along with you when you go out.

This will get her wet. Not even trollin

>>738264243
they can't drink or just can't buy?

>>738264316
No that's fucking gay, why are you 'hehe' giggling like a fag

>>738264316
You're blowing it

Are you idiots really falling for this?

>>738264316
>Hehe
Perfect, make her as dry as the sahara.

GODAMNIT what do I say?

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i feel like dying

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How about dis? She's Irish so her father might be an alchoholic don't want to bring up a touchy subject

>>738264452
why? He posted 1st part of converseton yesterday

>>738264828
"fuck me hard im a goat" if u dont say that u r a pussyfart

>>738264862
He posted it weeks ago

>>738264828
No, do the hehe how cute thing or that:
>>738264384

>>738264828
Stop being a faggot and drink beer with her, whatever time of the day

"I like bonerfarts in my mouth"

>>738262786
Dude, just invite her out for coffee, then mention you have beer at your place.

>>738264930
Op here. I just haven't closed because of autism/bipolar disorder and antipsychotics. I need /b/s help if I ever wish to have sex

Guys he's a troll

>>738265000
Trips you have to do this one

Alright, but you'll get a light one, I don't want to be accused of rape. :P

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>>738264828
Pretty sure I'm going with this

>>738262786
Not old enough to buy beer but old enough to take a dick.
Americans are weird

>>738264828
you're only irish if you're born in ireland, I'm sick of americans claiming to be Irish

>>738265346
lmao u r fucking pussyfart unoriginal gallon fag

>>738265346
Invite her and say you can maybe go to your place afterwards for a beer

>>73826534
Best one yet

>>738265346
she wants beer you retard who the fuck goes for coffee, stop being a faggot

>>738265568
it litearlly took you 40min to come up with such a shitty response.

>>738265442
This. I'm sick of retarded Americans claiming to be Irish, Italian and German etc. Retarded American cunts want to pretend they have culture beyond burgers and box car racing.

now say - How many beers does it take you to make decisions you usually regret?

then when she says how many, you say - "ok we'll have a couple more just to be sure"

>>738265568
This is great, do you know what ladies love? When you judge and talk down to them.

>>738265568
you're seriously a faggot, were you trying to be funny or something writing that shit

>>738265635
THIS and girl wants a beer and he considered coffe omfg

>>738265754
But they do though

>>738265568
I'd hate to live in america, such a retarded place where you have to be 21 to drink

Kill yourself

>>738265937
no u

>>738266068
*Slaps*

>>738266193
*Giggles*

>>738265568
>15 hours ago

if any of you anons think we're getting a response before this thread 404's you're nuts

>>738266249
*Runs away*

>>738266249
>>738266193
faggots

You're a fanny. You do realise you don't need to be a pussy to be a nice guy.

First you challenge them by taking the piss out of them but try to be funny with it, not cheesey. You be be cuntish bloke that they are drawn to and then when they are on the hook you show the values of a nice guy even if you still talk like a dickhead if your actions contradict that then you're onto a winner.

>>738262786

You say the following:

"Heil Hitler, sorry. Im a lonely neet and all of my friends left me alone on this fucking gay ass weekend after a fullt week of work with nearly no social contact but those gym cunts and those retards at my office.

Im desperatly open to do some shit, stealing some warn signs from a building site, pushing cows or have sex under the moonlight.

I can understand if you now think Im mentally challenged, but Im actually only a beta who tries to keep the connection to the reality we actually live in.

We can also watch mystery videos on youtube, or some Game of Thrones theories.

Im open for all. If you dont answer to this message your mother will die in her sleep while getting fucked by a nigger.

Thanks."

>>738266259
Let's get it to the max# of responses so it'll finally die

Just tell her you want to fuck her raw in the pussy

>>738265442
simple logic, bet you are that guy who wants open borders for everyone.

Lukaku is Belgian
Seal is English
Muhammad is Irish

because they were born there.

>>738266527
We are equal under god and that is all that matters

>>738266356
>If you dont answer to this message your mother will die in her sleep while getting fucked by a nigger
THIS

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Should I add this?

>>738266527
what are on about you little faggot. I'm Irish born and raised in Ireland and I'm sick of faggot americans claiming they're Irish when they never even stepped foot in ireland

>>738266872
no you little faggot that's shit

>>738266692
Alluah have mercy upon you infidel swain .

>>738266872
Dude, just stop.

>>738266872
don't double text you desperate bitch

Tell her to play with your tinkly winkly

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>>738266891
why you so mad?

>>738266872
You should talk to her like you would talk to anybody and when she rejects you move on to another girl.

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>>738266872
kek, this has to be one of the most beta threads i've seen all afternoon

>>738266891
Im german and I actually hooked up some german girls by acting like Im irish, while speaking "british" english.

Thanks to my red/blond hair and beard.

>>738267184
Yes we all know how smart you are in the gay bar, keep up that good work

>>738263883
Rolling for this

>>738267184
ein echter gott oder ein erbärmlicher beta, der trollt

ITT: Virgins

>>738266891
were you 4 grandparents born in Ireland?

>>738267184
> pretending to be irish while talking like a brit
you're a retard

>>738263440
this one

>>738267332
yes, my whole family was born in Ireland

>>738267235
Keep your fantasies for yourself.
>>738267309
Kein Gott, Zweitsprache seitdem ich 4 bin + Exotenbonus der bei den Frauen immer zieht.

>>738267368
You realize that they cant differ between english dialects?

>>738267621
well then they're retarded

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>>738267431
cool but you can't change the fact that most people of the USA havery European ancestry. stop winning

>>738267510
Du
Du hast
Du hast mich

>>738267784
most white americans are from german heritage. Like most of all american civil war heroes.

Cant Pence the Hans.

>>738267732
Welcome to germany.

>>738267784
most people in the USA are faggots who make white people seem like scared faggots and they make the blacks look like they're so dangerous and tough

>>738267732
can you differ Belarusian from Ukrainian?

Can you differ Valenciana from Catalan?

Can you differ Korean from Chinese?

can you???

>>738267985
White's have more to lose than blacks. I'm not scared, but I don't want to get murdered by someone who would benefit from food and shelter for life

>>738266872
You are retarded

>>738267985
Sure thing I'm not from the US but I haven't seen more numbers of homosexuals than in France.

>>738267137
THIS!

>>738268273
I was referring to cowards and pussies not actual faggots

>>738262786
i saw this convo like four days ago, wtf