Discuss the practicality of owning a kitchen beetle

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>>738256959
Another example

What?

>>738257008
>>738256959
given the evidence you have provided, i wish i owned a kitchen beetle.

>>738257065
can he cut my pasta for me?

i always snap it in two and end up with shrapnel everywhere

>>738256959
Incredibly impractical to own just one beetle.

You really need a swarm of beetles if you want to get anything done

Kitchen beetle > my wife

>>738257008
Why does your beetle walk by only that exact section of broken wall?

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>>738256959
is he just a kitchen beetle or do i need one for every room?

>>738257008
>>738256959
looks like he/she/xhem/xer/xur is a fucking idiot

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Too small, need larger beetle

Omg a kitchen beetle thread. Haven't seen one of these in a while.

>>738257269
I wouldn't want an untrained kitchen beetle in my kitchen, anon

>>738257361
Chill the fuck out. Kitchen beetle knows what he's doing.

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>>738257196
Nothing makes a more delicious dish than the hive mind.

>>738257458
deliver evidence. those 2 pics only show him/her/xhem/xer/xur being a useless autist bug

>>738257580
fuck off hes trimmed OP's pasta and you can see the pace at which he is getting in position to remove the skin from some veg.

>>738257125
Why do fucking people break their pasta? DO NOT DO THIS EVER!

I know it is because your retarded mom did it, but DO NOT DO IT EVER!!

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>>738257560
Ye like the ant one for example... WITH THEIR FUCKING EGGS INSIDE yes you start seeing pictures don't ya ?

>>738256959
Did he crush them so they all broke, or did he just let go?

>>738257850
my mom died when i was 11 i dont remember anything about her other than the wheelchair

why shouldnt i do this? what are your reasonings

nigga if i want shorter pasta ill do what i want faglord

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>>738257580
This is the kind of attitude that's not capable of owning a kitchen beetle.
What a shame

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Kitchen beetle is useful, kitchen beetle deserves love.

>>738258156
Dafq dis beetle stronger than 50% of basement nolifers, fck, including me also

>>738258156
i wish i had a kitchen beetle

ive just got a house cat and shes a cunt, adorable but shes a cunt

i feel like a kitchen beetle could be the friend i need

>>738257368
oh mr Samsa

from he walls and the knife, I can tell it's Japan.
(+beetle)

>>738258156
build it a weight lifting set

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>>738258156

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>>738258109
just let one end cook for a second if the pot's too small the 'uneven' cooking won't be noticeable. also the shrapnel.

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>>738258609

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>>738258792

>>738257580
Holy shit Kiddy McTwelveCocksinyourAss, get a fucking sense of humor. Your responses are beyond cringe.

I would like kitchenbeetle™ to open cans, be able to stir with a spoon, and cut/dice vegetables.

>>738258775
fuck you i do wat i want

moar kitchen beetle plz

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>>738258156
Neat

>>738258854
Idk why Paul makes me lol

>>738258156
post a pic of kitchen beetle doing cooking things

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Kitchen beetles have played a detrimental part in the history of the human race. Most people have forgotten this.

So sad

>>738259449
THIS IS A SHILL DO NOT RESPOND TO (((THEM)))

>>738257361
Um its a xim you gender assuming nazi fuck.

>>738256959
I used to be all for the kitchen beetles, until I came home early from holiday and found him entertaining a caterpillar.

I can't have any of that pedo shit mang

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>>738259364
Can someone please photoshop a kitchen beetle in his hand

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>>738259612
Idk man.
Check out this ancient bronze Chinese statue of a kitchen beetle. Seems like it might hold some weight.

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>>738256959
>>738257008
>>738258156

What models of kitchen beetles are there? I've seen the grabby one, and I saw one that can probably open cans, but are there any others?

I had a kitchen beetle once, it was very helpful. She had a family that I let stay with me as long as they did work too, and I gave them food in return.

Overall, 10/10 would recommend kitchen beetles over mexicans

>>738260184
stop spreading your manipulative plague you dirt monkey


they have been subject to oppression throughout history and you wont stop the uprising of today with your petty, age old tactics.

>>738260300
I've seen folding beetles, bathroom beetles and even closet beetles. Kitchen Beetles are by far the most useful product from the line imho

my kitchen beetle is in the shop right now. it's doing repairs on my car. :/

>>738258109
fag

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>>738258512
Well damn

>>738260459
i may be a fag but i'd rather have slightly shorter spaghetti in my anus so it only just tickles my prostate

I traded in my fingerbox for a fully decked out kitchen beetle back in 09. Gotta say it was worth it

>>738257850

You do it so it all fits in the pot and gets evenly cooked, you fucking dumbass.

>>738260455
Whould that happen to be a VW Beetle? Foreplay?

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Egyptian jewel of a devoted kitchen beetle bringing a tomoato to its owner.