what's your excuse?

>>738252256
>referring to your genitalia with pronouns
fucking children i swear

>>738252570
This

>>738252256
OMFG, that is cringeworthy.

>>738252570
I fucking know, right?

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lol so I take it you all do not want moar?

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>>738252939
we really don't.

>>738253074
kek

>>738252939
We do kek

>>738252570
yea that creeped me right the fuck out

>>738252256
Do us all a favour and shut the fuck up and post pics. That text gave me a floppy the tits could do nothing about. I hope you felt like a faggot typing that shit

Naw dude thats the fucking worst sexting i have ever seen in my life ill be soft until tomorrow

>>738252256
>calling your dick he and her pussy her
what the fuck man

>>738252570
People do this. I do it fight me iRL if you have a problem

>>738254142
Fight me irl. If you refer to genitals in pronoun. I wouldn't let my 11 year old sister fight you as she would beat the shit out of you for being a fag

>>738252256
>>738252496
>>738252939
>bragging about fat chick
>pepperoni nipples
>is super creepy
>super cringey
>kys faggot
>kek

Good thread OP, look at all these triggered bitter virgins in this thread ahahah

>>738254407
>calls virgin
>is virgin
>kek

>>738252256
Jesus, you're a cheesy, pathetic nigger. I'm a married man and that gushy shit would make me physically ill.

>>738254463
you must be talking about anal virginity, in which case im not judging, do you bro

>>738252570
Well that clears up a lot of confusion.

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Nice cringe OP

>>738254479
>married
you're doing far worse than him

>>738252256
You couldn't have just posted the pics, couldn't you? End yourself faggot.

>>738254479
I mean, I try not to call people niggers and shit on here, but... yeah, this. OP was super cringe. You're lucky you found a woman braindead enough to want to talk to you like that. Jesus, man... grow some balls.

>>738254323
Only faggots do this.

>>738254111
yeah, I never heard of this shit, and I have been with quite a few girls.

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>>738252570
>mfw it's not a cuckold thread

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>>738252570
replying to post this, see it is posted already

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>>738252256
My excuse is that I don't share these kinds of convos on /b/ because I'm not an insecure little fag who has to get affirmation from anon strangers
>pic related just so you don't have some gay ass comeback about me being a virgin

>>738252256
i did stuff like that in middle school

im an adult now. i just fuck

>>738254628
Found the kissless MGTOW.

>>738252256
>messaging yourself to brag on an anonymous messageboard

how fucking lame are you?

>>738252570
made me cringe the whole fucking time

well, atleast OP gets pussy, unlike 90% of you cuck trap nigger dick loving faggots.

>2010 + 7
>responding to this thread
>inb4 I responded

>>738252570
This.

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lol so many salty fucks here that aren't contributing, but would rather attack OP's conversation. At least he's getting some, and sharing the pics.

>>738255070
Thighs are thicker than her arse. Got yourself a real pancake there m8

>>738255105
>he thinks one has to be married to get a kiss
you poor sod...i feel so sorry for you

>>738255606
Actually this.

>>738252256
>>738252496
>>738252939
>>738255070

Good job OP. In my experience girls want to talk dirty but still be a bit indirect about it. Have no idea why; kinda retarded. But for pussy I'll speak their language.

>>738252256

Game is important OP.
Clearly you have some and women do enjoy kink.
Creepy can be kinky so you have an okay angle.

Why post this though?
Are you just trying to upset strangers?
Shouldnt you be fucking or having a life instead?

>>738255778
No, faggot. I think having a "Girls are evil and marriage is bad" mentality shows how young, immature, and MGTOW you are. That attitude will never win you a cutie waifu who cooks and cleans for you and wants to raise babies with your name and co-sign for you and shit. Marriage is awesome when done right by nature people, and people like you are manbaby faggots.

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>>738255606
agreed, I'll match a chicks rapport in dirty talk to make it comfortable enough for them to send some pics.

>>738255976
Mature people*

>>738255976
lol, whatever helps you feel better about having to bust your ass for a woman and a kid while we live our lives freely and independently enjoying women without having to be tied to them buddy :)

>>738255963
if he was trying to pot stir clearly he succeeded lol

>>738256194
When you're 60, alone, unfuckable, childless and poor, I want you to remember this conversation, MGTOW. Me and my wife both work and don't have kids yet. Enjoy dating women with Daddy issues and drama forever and not even getting a stable family as payment.

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>>738256328
amen

>>738256328
>When you're 60, alone, unfuckable, childless and poor, I want you to remember this conversation, MGTOW. Me and my wife both work and don't have kids yet. Enjoy dating women with Daddy issues and drama forever and not even getting a stable family as payment.

I'll be enjoying my countless memories of having fun while you think about how you missed out on everything on your deathbed :D

>>738255976

many people talking,
Few of them know.
The soul of a woman,
was created below!
Led Zeplin my son

Women are evil!
To men. Which is not objective.
They are designed biologically to get what they can from us to protect their offspring. They hand select us like grocery store items.
The shitty thing isnt women. In reallity the shitty thing is a slew of laws that make women empowered and above men. Laws that make them able to be choosy and slutty and arrogant without repricution under the veil of equality.

>>738256208
Agreed. Its a nice brew.

>>738256458
Explain, pray tell, what I'll miss? I'll leave a legacy. Guide the future with my children. Leave behind my knowledge, memories and belongings. Tell me your fond memories of STDs and blacking out crying about how you can't find a good woman, manchild. Pussy is overrated and only a hold thinks tons of sex replaces real, human experiences like children and growing old together. I'm not the one missing out, faggot. Mark my words. You'll regret a shitty "Me first" lifestyle by your death.

>>738256489
Found the second MGTOW manbaby. Show me on the dolly where the bad woman touched you as a child, anon.

>>738252256

i think havin a grill like real sex is overated........

i mean i had sex 6 times already and the first time is fun ok but then is disappoint compared to mastrubation......

if u need a few tricks for masturbate it feels much better.........but u must hav talent for feeling ur body.....

>>738256646
Child thinks*

>>738256646
I'll be selfish and do things that give me enjoyment and make my life worth living while you walk on this earth as a tool to benefit others like a slave and make yourself unhappy to make others happy, and all you'll have to brag about is being talked about what an useful puppet you've been while I'll brag about my life experience and successes, stay mad ;)

>>738256858
Wow. I've never met such a manchild. Your psychopathic, cognitively dissonant masturbation ride will not make you happy, anon. Things are just things. Being a part of something greater than yourself and guiding humanity is better than any car, computer, game or other pitiful trinket you value. You. Are an immature child. Sincerely. It's sad how much of the ebul womyn Kool Aid you've drank. You're the one who'll be forgotten on death. Lost to time. Your belongings will rot. You will be nothing, just as you were in life. Maybe one day you'll get it, manlet.

>>738257072
just by the way you talk I can see how you're feeling so inferior to me for being free and keeping my integrity in not becoming a womans bitch, hope one day you'll be able to face reality and do the steps to give yourself a happy proud life, cheers bro

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>>738252570
He likes your post

>>738256711

You are so self rightious. I didnt make your hell and its not my fault you cant see it.

>>738257319
I'm just going to hope you're a highly effective troll, now. I've traveled the world. Smoked Cuban cigars in Cuban. Smoked Jamaican weed on a cruise ship. Travelled my country. Been to all the Six Flags and Disney world twice. I have more money than I need and I could not be happier. Your understanding of life and value is flawed.

>>738255013
>it's NOT a cuckold thread
uhhh posting pictures online hoping guys jerk off is cuckold as internet can get

>>738252570
So glad I'm not the only one creeped out by that lol

>>738257466

I hitchiked america, hopped onto a train, ive been drunk in twenty different states, seen the sights and met just wonderful people. Im open minded and free like this guy. Im not stupid. I disagree with your hardened values.

>>738257705
When you're 70 and dying with no one around you and no legacy to leave, hit me back up.

>>738257466
One last comment just to put things in perspective, because I'm not married I pursue my hobbies for a long time daily, can go to clubs and social events and have a good time, splurge money on stupid shit just for my pleasure and go on risky potentially deadly adventures because I don't have responsibility towards children or a woman, all these things you are lacking and thats why I feel sorry for you. Hope you wake up one day and give yourself a chance to live just like me, cheers

>>738257705
Also...You're really listing an alcohol problem as an experience? "I shot heroin in twenty states." Who fucking cares. Do you even remember it, burnout?

>>738257897

I don't think you understand. I am not worried about that feeling you are so clearly worried about. I was born alone. I will die alone. Im not soured by not having a wife. I have the company of seven billion people to share everything with. I dont need legacy. I dont need pride. I dont need anything.

>>738257964
See. Your twisted fucking view of marriage is retarded. I also do my hobbies as often/long as I like and my wife supports them. I also spend my money however I fucking want. I also go and do whatever I want. I'm not afraid of risk, and I've pushed myself just as hard as you have from cliff jumping into water to fucking drug smuggling. You're so deluded you can't even see your views are warped as fuck.

>>738258140
Kek.

>>738258108

I like to drink alchohal. You like to smoke weed. We're different. Im also not insulting you. You just feel uncomfortable because im disagreeing with you. Im not challenging you to open your mind out of spite. Im encouraging you to accept peoples different perspectives.

>>738252256

what the fuck did i just read? like are you talking to the girl that sent you tits or her man or what idk maybe i just cant read

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>>738252570
I had to read this 5 times, then still didn't figure out what the fuck they were going on about until I read your comment. What is this autism

>>738252939
Whats with the big lumpy mole on her ass? Instant boner-killer

not reading all the replies but this looks like someone messaging themselves with the exact same grammar and sentence structure

>>738258324
Fair enough, anon. Apologies for my vitriolic responses. I'm just sick of manchild (not you, per session) bashing marriage when they have no fucking idea what they're talking about. Marriage is a wonderful ride with a wonderful partner when done right with careful consideration with good people. Because some evil women fucked over men, men like you think that's the norm. It's not. Most divorces are mutual between people who had no business getting married in the first place.

>>738258547
Manchildren (not you, per se)*

>>738258547

My opinion stands unchanged though Im liking this new you.

Thank you for being fair to me.
Now be fair to him.
Give advice and not condemnation.
Its not what you say..

>>738252570
God fucking damnit that's so weird

>>738258380
You made me laugh so hard XD

>>738258715
Give advice to the cringefuck OP who started this thread to brag? Fuck that.

>>738252570
this

>>738258547

I also dont think youre completely wrong.
A wife can be a beautiful part of a mans life. It is not for everyone.
And certainly we can agree it is not at the same time that we find its what we want, if im wrong and it is for everyone.

>>738252256
My excuse is that I don't keep sexual stuff or this fake fantasy shit on my phone. There is only place for memes

>>738255606
shut up OP, youre not fooling anyone

>>738258819

Well condemning him for acting in any way is only going to make you the fool.

>>738252256
I don't like feeling embarassed cringes while i fap over text with my gf. i tell her what i want to do with her tits her pussy her asshole and her feet. i dont do that weird pronoun shit.

>>738258894
You're right. It's not for everyone. But if you want any kind of family or legacy or any influence over the he future of humanity, it's your best bet for success with that. Happy kids come from stable, permanent homes.

>>738254601
Same, I thought someone was a cuck but I couldn't figure out who

>>738252256
This is so cringe and creepy.

>>738259020

Buhda said the source of all negativity is desire and to some extent is right in my opinion. I do not want legacy or influence for myself. These are trivial illusions of a world that is suffering.

Love I do want.
But thats okay because love is in me
And i have it.

And it is in you
And him.
Just differently.

>>738252570
i can get down with it though tbf, cock and pussy or whatever can sound so cringe

>>738258980
Keep in mind, all I did was MENTION I'm married and this was the reaponse: >>738254479
How am I supposed to respond to that shit? Agreeably?

>>738259305
Oops. THIS was the response: >>738254628

post more op

>>738259305

Im not sure.
You seem like a problem solver though. Figure it out?

If you think slinging hatred into a dark part of the web like this is going to shift anything for you you're right.

The only thing that shifts is you though. None of these people want to be told anything. Hence
Give advice (when asked) and not condemnation.

>>738259417

I figured it was something else!

ITT: Autistic virgins view typical romantic sweet talk and sperg out

>>738259662
Fair enough. But people shouldn't expect to bash my healthy, happy, fruitful marriage and me just fucking take it. I won't. I have pride, god damnit.

>>738259798
In what fucking universe is that how mature adults talk to each other. "Suck my cock, woman." Works just as well and makes you an Alpha instead of a beta.

>>738259828

Life is about balance my friend
Little pride
Little humble
Knowing when to use each is important.
If someone attacks your family phisically be proud enough on that day to stop them.
If 4chan attacks your family verbally
Be humble enough to acknowledge the crowd for its worth and laugh at it.

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My girlfriend sent a semi nude to my best friend. We are in a long distance and she occasionally goes to him to get her fix

>>738260046
Well, at the very least, you sound more mature than I have you credit for. I still think that what's the point in living if you have no say in how your species evolves and changes. I, personally, want to pass on my knowledge and experience. Give another human a shot at doing life better than I did. It feels far nobler to me than just...Buying a bunch of shit and dying alone.

>>738259939
>In what fucking universe
A universe containing couples that adore each other and whose sexting isn't limited to crude "aayyyoo suk muk dik" niggerspeak

>>738260186

Odd. But if it works for you screw it.

>>738260270
Sexting, also, is lame as fuck. I'd rather actually, you know, just fuck my woman. I get nudes with no cringefuck text. I prefer it that way. Then again, we're almost 30. I talked like that to chicks...In high school.

>>738260186
>>738260277
Fair enough if it's a long-distance relationship and the three of you are cool with it all. It only really becomes dodgy if you weren't okay with her fucking your buddy and she continued to do it anyway.

>>738260267
Typos galore. Pretend my phone isn't retarded, please.

>>738252570
100%

>>738252256
What fucking losers you two are

>>738260267

It is noble my friend.

When asked how many paths to enlightenment there were

Buhda said.
"How many grains of sand are in the world?"

Personaly i think life is pointless. Like a blank sheet of paper. You give it a point. Like art.
I like the point you have givin your life though.
Mine is different for now.
So be it

>>738252570
"my girls". goddammit

>>738260612
I agree on this much: Life is meaningless. To proclaim otherwise is a teleology. You give your own life meaning. I'll work on being more accepting of other people's paths, but to me, it feels so fruitless. If they're happy, though, then that's the goal, isn't it? So. Who am I to judge? This all started because some fuck insulted my marriage. That fucker. Kek.

>>738260500

Same here sir.
Whats your birthday anon.
You sound leo like.
I mean no neggative i swear.
Also im usually wrong.
But it interests me.

>>738260742
I hate to affirm fucking astrology, seeing as it's all cold reading bullshit. But, indeed...I'm a Leo. If you don't mind me asking, what made you think so? Also, I'll be 28 his month.

>>738260731

Thats the spirit dude.
Fuck yeah fuck yeah.
I got some shit to work out too

>>738252570
My gf used to call my PeenusWeanus "Tighty"

>>738254601
Glad I wasn't the only one confused

>>738260842

I study it a lot, and I hope from a relatively objective view.

The word pride and its weight to you was the final tipping point of the guess, but you were quite firey in nature. Obviously masculine in sign. Determined, agressive, though (hopefully) not to a fault, defending of your people, galvanizing. Its more feeling than words boss.

>>738261162
Hm. Pretty accurate summation of my personality traits. You should be a psychiatrist.

>>738261162

To add on to my statement.
Most leos I have met are quite intelectual and capable of very strong self reflection.
Youre not wrong till you are wrong and then that is okay.

Especialy the leo knows this.
Pride falls short of growth.

>>738260842
When is your birthday?

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>>738256489

>>738261403
I gueeeeess I could give you that...July 27th.

>>738261250

I have my dreams man.
But thank you for the kindness.
Either way, you didnt need a psychiatrist
Just a friend

Heres a fun one.
Do a second or two of overview research and tell me what sign I am.
I bet you can guess.

>>738260842
i thought you were a leo too! hahhaha
a lot of leo's nobility is present in that comment :D fairly typical, most leos are like that, they do things for a noble, honorary cause bc they like to be noble and grand

>>738258715
Wtf? Piss off you wanna be moderator. This isn't the principal's office.

>>738261375
I agree with pretty much all of that. Only difference Is say, is that in our desire to be the best we can, we have to accept being wrong and grow. So it's less defeat and more "Oh shit. I see how I was wrong. I will not make that mistake again."

>>738261712

Well put
Agreed

>>738261601
Uhhhhh. Libra?

>>738261658

Is that an invitation?

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holy shit this thread is still going on. this might be the best thing i've seen all day.

>>738262112

Damn close brother
A virgo
Although I can see the balance thing being misleading
Nicely done.
1 off is better than two!

>>738261605
You ought to get a kick out of this, too, then: I'm also a redhead. Kek.

>>738262112

My dude. Im leaving. Well met LeoAnon.

Have a good day and do good shit

>>738262425
Be safe. Enjoyed the chat, VirgoAnon.

>>738252570
fucking THIS. good god, have some dignity

>>738254703
>I mean, I try not to call people niggers and shit on here
get a load of this niggerfaggot

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>>738262782
Right?

>>738252256
I'm so confused, there has to be at least 4 people involved in this conversation. Are they cucking each other?

>>738254407
hi OP

>>738252256
>>738252496
>>738260186
Oh hai there ani from mexico

>>738252570
>my girls

What the actual fuck?