Dubs. Help a brotha out

How close are u to her ?

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>>738251281
looking for the toilet seat...someone has hidden it apparently lol

>>738251457
Pretty close walkig distance

Fucking

Op here. Her name is kat like a cat anf she likes childrens shows like scooby doo

Licking each others crusty toes

Touching each others titties together

Let's find out what happens if we rub our belly buttons together for 2-3 minutes

>>738251281
Summoning our dark lord and master

>>738251281
Like being 4 inches up your cunny honey

Going to six flags nigga

>>738251677
WINRAR

"You could wrap your legs around my neck while watching Scooby-doo"

>>738251727
rell

>>738251764
Roll

>>738251764
roll

I could put my cock in your ear

I meant relation like did u just start talking is she lowkey slut stuff like that

>>738251281

like you sucking my dick.

>>738251764
roll

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Ya no screw dubs ur bad lines wont work on her

>>738251281

such as anal performance.

Can also be normi fuck and say cuddle watch movie or cook or someshit

rolling for "ill gurgle your balls while you jerk your hard cock" op better deliver

objects in butts

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>>738251939
wow anon you fucked your relationship just to deliver, kudos + + + + + +

roll for "can i please just get your grandmothers phone number? i wanna fuck her ass"

roll for "jeesus christ in a sidecar just show me your fucking asshole already"

>>738251939
what a cunt

>>738251630
is she a child?

rolling for "would you ever eat out your grandmother on camera?"

>>738251939

Lel, she is funny. Too good for you OP you faggot.

Well then you can Scooby doo a line of coke off of my boner.

>>738252200
kek you have to caller her a cunt op winrar

>>738252234
lol why? Maybe she's not 12 yo boy that have to show how grown up he is by playing CoD and GTA

>>738251939
>I'm just kidding of course
congratulations you've let it slip that you're a weak fucking beta, no chance of a fuck now

rolling for "spread your asshole for me mom"

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Shes catching on

>>738251281
We could re enact 2 girls 1 cup

>>738252234
She just likes cartoons meant for kids

>>738252388
fucking WINNRAR you better fucking do it OP or youre a faggot
>>738251281
>>738251281
>>738251281

>>738251939
"haha just kidding, I fucking hate Scoody Doo! Hey, wanna lick my asshole?"

>>738252397
kek

>>738252397
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS KEK

>>738252397
"yeah my dick's only a couple of inches"

top kek

>>738252450
thar won't gey op laid faggot

If dubs have to send the link to this thread
>>738251281

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Abandoning dubs. Sorry guys

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Send her dis

>>738252342
Can you translate that into human speech for me please?

>>738252445
So she's not a child, just a mongoloud, gotcha.

>>738252663
rolling

>>738252621
if you think anything OP has sent so far can "get you laid" you must be a fucking virgin

>>738252762
Rolling

"Wanna choke on my fat fucking chode?" Then a few seconds later: "Sorry, that was meant for my uncle".

>>738252621
Kinda the point you stupid fucking cunt.

>>738252777
DUUUUUUUUDDDDEEEEEE

>>738252777

the one time i roll trips

>>738252811
>>738252762

Dubs mate, time to deliver.

>>738252766
>sarcasm google it

>>738252777
>>738252811

trips trumps dubs tho.

>>738252957
Why not send both?

>>738252937
Hard to detect sarcasm through something that barely consitutes language, moron.

>>738253035
Fuck you cunt, me english is fine

>>738253035
cry me a river

>>738252756

OOOOH I have no idea who belle is but this bitch jealous as fuuuuuck

>>738252756
OP you've already screwed the pooch, there's no way you're going to get laid now. Might as well have some more fun with your /b/ros

Tell her: "If you can handle my wang I'll drop an sticky goo string in your sperm box"