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New fluffy thread because it's time to abuse

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New fluffy thread because it's time to abuse
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Bitch
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Why the hell do you like this shit
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>>738250128
Because who doesn't like cute creatures being destroyed slowly
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>>738250128
It's funny.
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>>738250128
Its fucking hilarious.
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>>738250128
it's strangely satisfying
almost therapeutic
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>>738251392
>video is 5 hours long
K E K
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>>738251706
>jellenhiemer in e3
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>>738252145
A disgusting, pink smarty pedophile with mullet. Flay it alive.
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Are female smarties a thing at all?
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bamp
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Is it possible to shove thongs down stallion urethra??
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>>738252658
They are they are just... rare i think
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bumpin
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>>738250128
Because we have no control over our lives, so the least we can do is enjoy having control over innocent creatures.
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https://aetasxblog.wordpress.com/
Updated on the 4th. New stuff coming soon.
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>>738255701
This is like that story with the fluffy named Lemon. Anyone have it?
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>>738256734
Where's the first two?
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>>738256747
Here you go.
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>>738256935
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>Script for A-45
>Television aired

>Are you sick and tired of feeding >your fluffy daily?

>:Stock C-43: 15 sec: fluffy feeding
>Overlay: stock A-95: red X gif

>Are you sick of cleaning up after >your fluffy?

>:Stock B-23: 14 sec: cage cleaning
>Overlay: stock A-95 red X gif

>Try nutro-gel by hasbio ™... Nutro->gel feeds, Waters, and houses >your fluffy.

>Nutro-gel contains all necessary >nutrition and concentrated >calories to keep your Fluffy happy >and healthy... One disposable >nutro-gel habitat feeds a fluffy for >up to 6 months.

>Nutro-gel also houses your fluffy... >With no need for a pricy safe room >or expensive toys! Nutro-gel has >everything built in.

>Call 1-800-hasbio
>That's 1-800- 427246

>Nutro-gel comes in 4 sizes...
>- extra large for adult fluffys
>- medium for young fluffys
>- small for foals

>Each nutro-gel is designed to hold >up to 4 fluffys.

>Your nutro-ge tol kit comes with...
>- fluffy safe bedding
>- nutro-gel bricks
>- nutro-gel advanced litter box
>- nutro-gel tunnel maker
>- instructional DVD

>Call now to get an extra large >nutro-gel habitat for 35.99+ sh >5.99

>But wait! Call within the next 5 >minutes and we'll pay the shipping >and include a free stuffy friend!

>Call 1-800-hasbio
>That's 1-800-427246
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>>738256935
gracias
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bampity bimp bump
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4/10
needs more goofball
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>>738258475
he doesn't come on until late at night
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>>738258836
noone disgusts me more
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>>738259189
Who let the five fluffy fuckers in here?
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>>738248278
Can somebody exlplain to me why these are better than actual animal rekt images/videos?
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>>738259666
satan trips wasted
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>>738259930
Animals aren't sapient enough to grasp the concept of consequence.
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>>738250134
picforants.jpeg
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>>738258836
>>738259189
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>>738259666
Satan loves fluffies.
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Hugbox inc
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Time to drown you shitbox fuckers out.
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>>738248278
Its fucking insane these threads have been going for years. This is some criminally insane some of you have been indulging in for years.
Even worse, some people have been writing it for years.

Hope you psychopathic niggers never have a living being in your basement room.
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Where's Blue story anon? Good read if you're out there
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>>738261568
Fuck you, spazz
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>>738254844
Too far...
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>>738254844
What the fuck dude
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>>738261307
fucc off
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>>738261925
s u c c off
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>>738261544
>Hope you psychopathic niggers never have a living being in your basement room.

who says i don't have a few already?
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<3
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>>738262081
>implying disease-ridden genetically-modified shit-factories are "adorable"
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>>738262246
I don't understand where disease-ridden comes into play. I've never once seen a story where someone gets a disease from a fluffy, let alone a domesticated one like that.
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>>738261544
you must be new here
welcome to /b/
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>>my weekend
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>>738261683
Agreed, nothing is worse than orange juice after toothpaste
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>>738262081
I know this is supposed to be pure hugbox, and I do love me some occasional hugbox, don't get me wrong, but this type of shit always rubs me the wrong way. It's just what the mare says.

I know that whenever they say "pwettiest babbehs" or "bestest babbehs" they're probably just being proud mothers, but every time that enters my head I just can't shake the idea that, across the room, there's a litterbox holding a dirty, neglected, crying brown foal.
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>>738257012
Holy shit.
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>>738263982
Yeah....that's what happens when shit like "poopie babbeh" gets introduced into the fandom.
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>>738264009
What?
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>>738263964
This isn't suffering. This is pure gay shit. Pumpkin is probably a brony
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>>738264218
Probably? Definitely.
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>>738263964
This shit is just too fucking far for me.
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>>738264567
It only gets worse from here, right anon?
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what the fuck.
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>>738265026
I wish it would, dont have any pictures anymore so enjoy something random
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>>738265189
You got those from fluffybooru, didn't you?
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>>738261195
huh... this one reminds me of liberals.
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>>738265293
Of course my dear anon
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>>738265389
Quick, get the weirdbox
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>>738258409
>>738258836
>>738259189
>>738263823
>>738263964
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>>738264567
This doesn't help with the whole "fluffies are a branch of fur fetish" thing.
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>>738265496
Sorry, dont have anything left
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Pros
>good artist
>fluffies look good
>can make shit semi-fast
Cons
>massive titty hermaphrodite fluffies
>shows fluffy x human
>would probably fuck a fluffy if given the chance
>probably has fucked a horse
dammit pumpkiin, I want to enjoy your art but you're not letting me
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>>738265496
but of course.
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>>738265816
There's a comment on one of Pumpkiin's works somewhere on the booru that says: "You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the fluff-fuckers, not join them!"
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Blue anon here, sorry I fucked off so suddenly yesterday, but the first fluffy thread that opened up after the one I had been writing in died was full of disgusting anthro shit. To make up for the inconvenience, I'll be writing Blue significantly earlier than usual today.
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>>738267190

Blue

>Be me, Aaron Anonson
>23 year old slacker living in a low-end apartment in NYC
>One day, on a cool fall morning, at the asscrack of dawn, I heard a weak series of knocks on the door, and a soft, somewhat muffled voice
>"Pwease open doow, nee' numies tu make miwkies fo' babehs."
>I'm half asleep, but I know that fluffies don't last long in NYC
>I threw on an old t-shirt and a torn to shit pair of jeans and answer the door
>There it is
>It smells like piss
>It's babbling
>It's.... HOLY SHIT!!!
>It's a dark blue alicorn with a light blue mane!
>I've seen worse looking fluffies go for metric shit-tons of cash!
>Dollar signs in my eyes, I let it in
>"Hello, little fluffy" I said softly "What is your name?"
>"Fwuffy name es Bwoo"
>Blue, eh? Original.
>"Well, Blue, I'm going to be your new dad for a while"
>"Bwoo... Bwoo haf daddeh? BWOO HAF DADDEH? SU HAPPEH!"
>Then I finally recognized a distinct chirping noise.
>"OOPSIES! Bwoo awmost fowget babehs, nee' nummehs fo babehs!"
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>>738267468

Blue 2

>Crapola. If there was one thing that can sour this sweet money deal, it's foals
>I decided to check them out before I judged them at least, maybe they could be worth money as well
>"Blue, can I see your foals?"
>"Daddeh wanna see babehs? Of cowse can see babehs!"
>She presented them on her back, chirps and coos begin from the movement
>I couldn't tell they're genders, foals who are only "chirpy babies" don't have any big signs of gender.
>Five different foals, five different colors
>Brown, Red, Green, Blue, and Pure White.
>All earth fluffs, except for one
>White is a unifluff, which could be trouble
>I remembered I read that unifluffs have the highest chance to develop "Smarty Syndrome" out of all fluffy types
>That could be bad news, so I went to grab it, and remove the potential threat
>When suddenly, Blue recoils away and starts shouting
>"NUUU! NU TAKE BABEHS! BABEHS STEWW NEE MIWKIES AN WUVIES AN HUGGIES! NU ADOWPTION! NU ADOWPTION!"
>Adoption? The fuck?
>"Blue, slow down," I said in the most soothing "I am talking to a retarded horse with fur" voice that I could make "I'm not going to adopt out your foals."
>Her crys have broken down into nearly incoherent sobbing about a "meanie daddeh" who used to take away her foals.
>"Blue, where did you come from?"
>She composes herself the best a fluffy can, and answers
>"B-Bwoo came fwum meanie fwuffy sto', whewe meanie daddeh aways take speciaw fwiens an babehs fwom Bwoo! Much heawt huwties!"
>I cringed at that news. Clearly she was not a fan of adopting, how would she react to me trying to sell her?
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>>738267190
I remember that there was someone else here that wrote too...or was it a collection of all the parts of a story in one picture? Ended the story with some red-ish fluffy named Amy, remember them?
Or was that you?
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>>738267523

Blue 3

>"How did you get out?"
>"Bwave smawtie teww Bwoo an hewd to awe wun ou' wen dummeh meanie daddeh open doww tu pen a' dawk time." She starts to choke up a little "Ol' meanie daddeh gif big stompie ouchies an fowevah sweepies tu fwuffies wen wunnin', gif special fwien an smawtie biggest huwties an fowevah sweepies! Nu wan fowevah sweepies! Wan speciaw fwien! Buuhuuhuu!"
>Great, she's started to cry again. Not only that, but she had been exposed to a smarty, which means that if the unifluff starts showing signs of "Smarty Syndrome", she'll probably start worshiping him
>I'll have to deal with that when that bridge comes
>I pat her on the head, calming her down a bit
>"Come on Blue, I'll make you some breakfast."
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>>738267555

Wasn't me, but sounds interesting
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>>738267599

Blue 4

>It has been a few weeks
>"Chirpy Babies" are now fully functional foals, and I was able to work out genders
>3 boys, 2 girls, all retarded horse creatures
>The red and brown are girls, and the rest are boys
>So far, everything has gone 100% smoothly
>The pure white unifluff hasn't shown any signs of "Smarty Syndrome", so far so good
>Oddly enough, she favors, out of all of them, the brown fluffy as her "bestest baby"
>"Lots of fluffy mothers don't like brown fluffies. What makes your brown one so special to you, Blue?"
>"Dummeh mummahs don wike awicowns o bwon fwuffys, bu Bwoo wub aww babehs, an bwon was fwuff of speciaw fwien!"
>Wow, whoever owns this store that Blue ran from was shit at his job
>Keeping a smarty in the same pen as all the other fluffies, letting a brown fluffy make it with a much more valuable fluffy, killing his own product and letting others escape
>His loss, my gain
>At least he seems to have taught his group of fluffies to love alicorns, considering that Blue isn't as damaged as some of the other alicorns I've seen who've interacted with normal fluffies
>I decided to name the foals with Blue
>Red is "Crimson"
>Brown is "Brownie" (She named her, not me)
>Green is "Yoda"
>I had to tell Blue not to name the blue one "Blue 2", so we settled on "Sky" for him
>And finally, I named the unifluff "Gandalf", due to the sparks that he sometimes shoots out of his horn
>One day, I notice all the foals playing tag while Blue looks on
>"Hey Blue, why aren't you playing tag with your foals?"
>"Bwoo nu can du dat yet. Maybe huwt smaww babehs."
>Well, I guess that stuff about Alicorns being smarter than the average fluffy was true.
>I pat her on the head for good behavior
>After the foals all tire themselves out, I surprise them
>They've gotten just old enough for solid food, and so far, they've only have had kibble and bits of bologna sandwiches
>"Guess what guys? For dinner we're all having... Spaghetti!"
>"Yay! Sketties!" They cheer
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>>738267190
don't get too excited, this one's looking like a ghost town.
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>>738267697

Blue 5

>Blue and her children happily chow down on the mediocre store-bought Italian dish, while I looked on, munching on a bologna sandwich
>They're all so goddamned adorable
>Then it occurs to me
>I'm getting a mite to attached to these things
>I mean, I can hardly provide for myself, much less a group of six fluffies for much longer
>I was hoping to just take Blue in for maybe like a week, and then sell her to the first abuser or brony or pet owner or whatever who would bust out at least 200 Washingtons
>Hell, I hardly get paid at all at the 7/11 I work at, and most of the money recently has been sunk into the fluffies
>But at this point, I can't just sell them, can I?
>No, if I'm gonna sell these guys, I'm gonna make sure they have the best God-damned fluffy owners in the state of New York
>So much for quick and easy money I guess, but I have to make sure these guys get at least about or better than what I can offer them
>I don't want them to all rot away in some crazy bronies fap dungeon, or be tortured to death by some batshit insane guy in a shed somewhere
>While I'm taking this all in, I feel a tug on my pant leg
>It's Gandalf
>He puffs his cheeks out
>Oh no
>He stomps his foot on the ground
>Oh god damn it no
>And he declares
>"Gandawf wub daddeh!" And then hugs my sneaker
>Damn it! That's even worse than if he ended up as a smarty, now I feel bad for even considering selling these guys to the first freak to flash me 200 Georges.
>I pick Gandalf up carefully, and give him a soft hug
>Either I'm going to have to make a lot of sacrifices, or I'm going to have to find these guys a new, better home.
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Blue anon, you should put all of the current Blues into a screencap so all you have to do is upload one thing and continue on with your story.
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>>738267758

Blue 6

>Later that day, I took Blue and her children to the local fluffy park to unwind
>"Bwoo nebah been tu pawk befow."
>"Gandawf wanna gu tu pawk! Sown fun!"
>"Yowa wan tu!"
>"An Cwimson!"
>"An Bwonie!"
>"Sky wan pawk!"
>They babble the entire time from the backseat of my shitty old Ford Aspire '95
>When we finally make it to the park, I have to wrestle with Blue for a while to get her into a leash
>"Nuuuu. Bwoo nu wan meanie weash! Weash mean babehs go way!"
>After finally securing her into one, I assure her that her babies aren't going anywhere
>"It's fine Blue, your babies aren't getting taken away, you adorable idiot!"
>So finally, we get into the park, foals on Blues back, and Blue on a leash, when a security guard stops us
>"I'm sorry sir, you can't come in with that thing."
>"What thing?" I asked "Is it my Sex Pistols shirt?"
>"No sir, your apparel is fine, it's your fluffy, she can't come in"
>"Why can Bwoo nu go in pawk? Nee pawk fu babehs! Babehs wuv pawk!"
>A chant of "wan pawk" began from the babies on her back
>"Sir, the other fluffies would react... harshly to her. She is an alicorn after all."
>Shit! How did I forget that most fluffies fucking hate alicorns! I hate how retarded these adorable, disgusting pig hamsters are sometimes.
>"Well, do you have like, an alicorn reserve or something? I promised her and her babies a good time at the park."
>"Sir, we do have, er, a "troublesome" fluffy block of pens, you could put her in there while you play with the other fluffies."
>I looked down at Blue and frowned
>"Blue, do you want to go have fun with other alicorns while your babies stay with me and play with other fluffies like them?"
>"Bwoo nu wan weave babehs! Nu wan!"
>"Gandawf nu goin tu pawk?" Whined Gandalf
>He began to gently cry as the wonderland I promised him and the other fluffies was seemingly ripped away.
>"Bu, bu Bwoo nu wan babehs tu be sad..." She sighed "Bwoo gu way, wet babehs pway in pawk."
>"Thanks Blue"
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>>738267190
Too bad you gotta start all over, tho, i wanted to read blue 30
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>>738267876

Blue 7

>The security guard took Blue away to a small building built into the wall of the park, and I carried all the fluffies in my arm
>"Whewe mummah goin'?" Asked Yoda
>"She's going somewhere where she can hang out with alicorns and deformed fluffies probably." I responded "She'll be fine."
>"What defowmed mean?" Inquired Brownie
>"I'll tell you all later. Maybe."
>I followed a few signs that led to a large pen marked "Fully grown foals, weeks 3-7"
>I layed the fluffies down to the ground inside the pen, and sat next to the group as they waddled around on the sawdust and thick woodchips
>Three other owners were hanging out with they're fluffies as well, but none of them had any more than 3 fluffies
>They all looked at me, then back at my fluffies, and then back at me again
>A few strange looks, but no skin of my ass, so whatever
>The pen had a few blocks and balls, and even a little play jungle gym for fluffies that looked like a block of cheese, that fluffies would crawl all around in
>So they began to play, Yoda and Brownie playing an incredibly pathetic game of tug-o-war with a string, Gandalf stacking blocks, Crimson absentmindedly running in circles like a moron, and Sky hitting it off with one of the other fluffies, a little Dashiefluffy, owned by a remarkably overweight man
>"Hewwo! Am Sky, yu wook wike teebee pony!"
>I was perplexed as to how Sky knew about what My Little Pony was, as my TV only had basic cable, not including The Hub or whatever it's called now
>"Hewwo Sky, am Dashie! Wan pway baww?"
>"Suwe ting!"
>Well that was cute
>What wasn't cute was the musky man child who was hovering over my back
>"They're real cute aren't they? Do you know your fluffies line? That earthie looks like a fine breeding stud in the making."
>His breath smelled like onions. I despise onions.
>"Piss off man, he's only a kid."
>He scoffed at me, and then said
>"All fluffies are basically kids when you think about it, I'll give about 50 dollars for him."
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>>738268054

Blue 8

>"Piss off, Sky is not for sale!" I responded, absolutely disgusted by this manchilds intention
>"Not to you at least" I added in the back of my mind
>He frowned and shook his head
>"You are a real fucking idiot aren't you? I can tell when a guy is only raising fluffies for monetary gain, and I can see right through you. A hypocrite is what you are. You are going to regret this, just you wait."
>Sky and the Dashie were still playing ball with each other, when the overweight neckbeard scooped his Fluffy up and took her away, much to the dismay of both fluffies
>"Nu daddeh! Nu uppsies, Dashie stiww wan pway baww wit nyu frien Sky!"
>"Dashie, nu! Stiww wan pway!"
>The fat man sneered at both of the fluffies reactions, and leaned right down to Sky
>"Unfortunately, your daddy doesn't want you to play with Dashie anymore, so go cry to him."
>That unbelievable bastard. I stomped towards him, fully intent on kicking his ass from here to Timbuktu.
>He put Dashie down on the outside of the pen, and began motioning towards himself with both arms
>"Come on. Swing at me. Your fluffy is already upset, might as well lose your right to the rest of them for committing assault."
>Instead, I jabbed a finger into his flabby chest, jabbing on each word for emphasis
>"I don't play mind games you fucking piece of shit. You want to play strategy with tiny retarded horses, that's fine, but don't you ever do it with mine. I never want to see your disgusting mug anywhere near my fluffies ever a fucking gain, you understand? Or are you as dense as your fluffy over there?"
>Now, I'm a very frail man, but the bold words seemed to have gotten through to him
>He backed off, and he took his Fluffy elsewhere, to the "free range all fluffies" pen
>Now that the fat moron was gone, it was time to deal with the adorable moron
>Sky was whining and crying over the loss of his new friend
>"Why daddeh nu wan Sky tu haf fun wif baww an Dashie?"
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>>738268127

Blue 9

>"Sky, that man was lying to you." I sighed
>"Wyin?"
>"Yes, lying. I'm glad you made a new friend, and I wish you could still be playing with her, but that man wanted to take you away."
>"Take way tu pway wif Dashie?"
>I facepalmed. This wasn't going the way I wanted it.
>"No, he wanted to take you away so you could never see me, or your mom, or your brothers and sisters ever again"
>Technically not a lie. It may have not been the fat mans intent, but that would have happened
>"Why meanie Dashie daddeh wan take way fwum famiwy? Sky wub famiwy! Nu wan gu way!"
>"Exactly, Sky." I said, ruffling his little hair fluff gently
>Well that went well and things are looki
>SKREEEEK!
>Ng up. What the hell was that noise?! It sounded like one of those PA systems they use in schools
>Everywhere around me, I heard fearful shitting and crying
>"NU! NU WIKE WOUD NOISE MUNSTAH!" Was the general response from the fluffies
>"God fucking damn it, my ears!" Was the response from the owners
>Even the owners who were children
>Especially the owners who were children
>"Would the owner of one dark blue alicorn with a light blue mane please come to the building for "troublesome fluffies" immediately? It is of urgency!"
>The rest of the voice was obviously a cut in pre-recorded line
>"And enjoy the rest of your day at Fluffyland NYC!"
>Shit! That sounds like Blue! She must be in trouble!
>I booked it as fast as I could
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>>738268178

Blue 10

>As soon as I came through the doors, I realized I had made an awful mistake
>How could I be such a god-damned moron?
>Rows and rows of tiny kennels, each with one fluffy
>Most much too small for the fluffies
>"Wan out now! Pwease mummah come back!"
>A pillowfluff was screaming his head off, and missing an eye
>"DUMMEH HOOMIN PUT SMAWTIE IN CAGE? NU CAN SCAWE SMAWTIE!"
>Who the fuck owns a smarty?!?
>"DADDEH! PWEASE HEWP BWOO!"
>Ohshitohshitohshit.jpg
>I made like Usain Bolt to where her cries were coming from
>"SHUDDUP DUMMEH MUNSTAH! AM SCAWIN CAGEY HEWD!"
>"Munstah! Sab piwoowfwuff pwease!"
>"Wan die. Wan die. Wan die."
>"Hello, I am Jellenheimer."
>In the middle of a block of cages, was Blue, surrounded by fluffies losing there shit due to her presence
>"Daddeh! Yu came to sab Bwoo fwum meanie fwuffies!"
>She looked a little bruised up, and they're was shit on her face
>"DUMMEH HOOMIN WET GU!"
>I noticed a smarty unifluff struggling in a security guards arms, and a busted cage
>"HAF TU GIB SOWWY POOPIES AN FOWEVHA SWEEPIES TU MUNSTAH!"
>That bastard! He somehow broke out of a cage just to harass my fluffy?
>WHO THE HELL BRINGS A SMARTY TO A FLUFFY PARK?
>wait then again i brought an alicorn
>"God-damned feral smarties, always bringing they're herds to the park, so we have to lock em up." I heard the security guard say
>"Okay, Blue, we are going to get you the hell out of here, but I have to do something first." I reached my finger through the bars and scratched her head
>"Tank yu daddeh, pwease huwwy, nee babehs an wuv. Scawdy meanie fwufffies gif Bwoo big heawt huwties."
>I went up to the security guard, who was busy shoving the smarty into a new cage
>"The smarty. Give him to me."
>"What?"
>"Give me the smarty, and the keys to whatever your euthanasia room is. You have to have one if feral smarties coming in are a frequent problem."
>"Yes, sir. I understand."
>"And watch my alicorn, make sure she is fine while I'm doing this."
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>>738268231

Blue 11

>It was an extremely dirty backroom, about the size of a large closet
>And the smarty was a pain in my ass the entire short walk
>"Dummeh hoomin! Smawty nee tu gif munstah fowevah sweepies"
>I slammed the cage he was in onto the table in the middle of the room
>The walls had the word "soundproof" on it, and that made this all the sweeter
>"Dummeh hoomin! Thwoin cage NU CAN scaw- EEP!"
>I slammed my fist into the side of the cage
>"You know that none of the other fluffies can hear you right? None of them will be able to hear you scream, you little bastard."
>He turned around in his cage
>"STUPIE HOOMIN! CAN STIWW GIB SOWWY POOPIES!"
>I was barely able to dodge the projectile shit that came out of the disgusting vermin
>I picked up the cage by its handle, and tossed it into a wall
>"SCRREEEEE!"
>SLAM!
>"Dummeh hoomin gif smawtie owies! Smawtie gunna haf tu gib biggest huwties!"
>"Are you fucking retarded!?! Your in a cage! And it's not stopping me from hurting you, only stopping you from hurting me! Your so fucked, you little piece of shit!"
>I began to kick the cage into the wall, each kick rewarded by a very satisfactory cry of pain and threats
>I picked up the cage again, and slammed it back on the table
>"Huuuhuuuhuu! Stupie hoomin gif huwties tu smawty" The verminous shit whined
>I opened its cage, and he hobbled out
>"You have ten seconds to figure a way out of this room, if your such a smart fluffy."
>That lit a spark in him, and he puffed up his cheeks
>"Dummeh hoomin! Smawtie onwy nee five!"
>"10!"
>The smarty bounded to one end of the table
>"Smawtie nu can jump! Nee down!"
>"9!"
>The smarty bounded to the other end of the table
>"Meanie tabwe nu wet smawtie down!"
>"8!"
>The smarty bounded for yet another end of the table, but slipped on filth, falling off
>"OUCHIES! GWOUND IS BIG MEANIE!"
>"7!"
>"STUPIE GWOUND! NEE HEWP OFF TABWE! Howd on, am off tabwe?"
>Holy shit this thing is retarded
>Time to speed things along
>"6 5 4!"
>"EEEK!"
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>>738268270

Blue 12

>He scrambled toward the door, both of his back legs broken
>"OWCHIES! WHY WEGS GIF OUCHIES!"
>"3 2!"
>"DUMMEH HOOMIN! SMAWTIE FOUN DOWW! NOW WET OUT TU GIF MUNSTAH FOWEVAH SWEEPIES!"
>"1."
>"BU! BU! NU CAN KIWW SMAWTY! SMAWTY FOUN DOWW!"
>"Never said that if you found a way out, I would let you out, did I?"
>"Wha?"
>CRUNCH!
>The smarty met his end in between the door and my foot.
>I wiped off the gunk on the rim off the table, and opened up the door.
>There I found the security guard
>"Dude, that was brutal"
>"WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!?!"
>"Un, sir?"
>"YOU SHOULD BE WATCHING MY ALICORN, YOU OAF!"
>"Sir, relax. She's in my break room. She's chowing down on spaghetti as we speak."
>"Oh." I said, deflating like a balloon.
>Sure enough, he led me to his break room, and there she was, feasting on spaghetti
>Oddly enough, she was avoiding eye contact with me
>"D-daddeh nu gonna huwt Bwoo oh babehs wike dat? Pwease?"
>What the shit is she talking about?
>It was then I noticed a large Security TV in the corner of the room, camera view in the euthanasia room.
>Oh. Fuck. Me.
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>>738268312

Blue 13

>I slumped into one of the break room chairs, cupped my face into my hands, and let out a sigh
>"Sir, what's the matter? Your fluffy is right here, and she's perfe- Oh. Sorry about that." The fucking retarded Guard apologized
>After what seemed like an eternity of awkward silence and the sound of a terrified fluffy eating spaghetti, I finally spoke up
>"It's... fine." I sighed, picking up Blue in my arms, making her whimper a bit
>"I'm so sorry sir, I really should have known that watching that here with her wou-"
>"It's... fucking... fine."
>With that, he offered me back my leash, which I put on Blue with a lot less trouble than last time, due to her not moving a goddamned bit or even trying to speak up
>And we went off, out of the building to pick up the foals
>That's when I saw 345 pounds of manchild scooping up MY foals!
>Blue's foals!
>"HEY YOU!" I shouted, running as fast as I could, tucking Blue back into my arms
>"Oh shit." Whimpered the obese man
>"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THOSE FOALS, YOU DUMBASS!"
>He scooped the last of the foals into a cage, and started hobbling as fast as he could in the other direction
>"FUCKER!" I cried, running after him
>Blue finally spoke up
>"NUUUU! NUU WAN BABEHS GU WAY! NU AGAIN!"
>I chased him all the way to the parking lot, where he was stopped by yet another guard
>He stopped right where he was, but I sure as hell didn't
>WHAM!
>I kneed him right in the asshole
>"FUCK!" He cried, dropping the cage
>"SHIT!" I screamed, watching the cage fall
>"NUUUU!" Wailed Blue, as the cage hit the ground
>"I don't get paid nearly enough for this shit." Mumbled the new guard, clearly alread fed up with this.
>"OWIES!" Came numerous voices from the cage
>I put Blue down on the sidewalk, and grabbed the cage from the ground before the fat man could react
>"FUCKING ASSHOLE, YOU ASSAULTED ME!" He accused
>"FUCKING DUMBASS! YOU STOPPED RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME AFTER STEALING MY FOALS!" I responded
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>>738268359

Blue 14

>"SHUT THE FUCK UP! BOTH OF YOU!" Erupted the guard, clearly already done with this shit
>"I NEVER WANT TO SEE EITHER OF YOUR ASSES BACK AT THIS PARK EVER AGAIN, OR I'M CALLIN THE COPS! NOW FUCK OFF!"
>The oversized Mountain Dew addict budged first, hatred in his eyes, his Dashie snug in between his arm and his man boob, seemingly frozen in terror
>I sneered at him as he wobbled away into his shitty beat up Oldsmobile Firenza
>"You gotta leave to fucko." Reminded the security guard
>"With fucking pleasure."
>I looked into the cage of foals, and they all seemed all right
>"Tank yu fu sabin us daddeh!" Said Yoda
>I tucked the cage under one arm, and Blue's leash in the other, we headed toward the car
>I put Blue in the backseat on her own so she could "cool down" before she got anymore excitement
>And I put the cage of fluffies down in shotgun, so they could also cool down
>However, as I was starting the car, I heard Gandalf speak up
>"Daddeh..." He whimpered
>"Yes, Gandalf?"
>"Sky... Sky es nu hewe."
>"What?"
>"SKY NU HEWE!"
>"NUUUUU! BABEH GU WAY!" Screamed Blue
>"THAT FUCKING SON OF A GOD DAMNED BITCH!" I roared to the heavens, backing out as fast as I could, speeding after the fucker who took Sky
>"DONT WORRY BLUE! THIS FUCKER AINT GETTING AWAY FROM ME!"
>And he didn't, because soon we ran into classic NYC traffic
>Which is to say, an insurmountable traffic jam
>"Time to get us a fluffynapper!"
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>>738268392

Blue 15

>I parked the car, as it was clear traffic wasn't going anywhere due to a huge protest against some dumb shit clogging up the road
>I took a few sharp breaths to compose myself, before saying "Be right back" in the sweetest and most cheerful voice I could muster
>I get out of the car, and march towards the neckbeards car, license plate reading "PNYLUVER"
>He slowly rolls down the window
>"D-do we sti-still have a problem?" He asked, triying to keep it cool, but obviously freaking the fuck out
>"No, we don't! But you do have something of mine!" I responded
>"W-w-what do you mean, hehe?"
>"I mean, YOU TOOK MY FUCKING FLUFFY!"
>"Eeep!" Cried the brony and his Dashie at the same time
>"I have a-absolutely no I-idea what your ta-tal-talking about..."
>"Oh yes, you do! You know exactly what I'm talking about! Now give Sky back to me, and this will all be over!"
>"S-Sky? I d-d-dont have him!"
>"Wat mean daddeh nu haf Sky? Yu haf 'im in backie seat, say Dashie gunna be mummah!"
>I grinned as the Dashie sold out her owner
>"D-damn it. I c-can't get away with this can I?"
>"Nope! This traffic isn't moving anytime soon, and I have your license plate! So give me back my fluffy!"
>He reached into the backseat, and produced Sky, obviously drugged with some sort of fluffy love drug. Sickening.
>"Sky...Sky am weady.. fu... speciaw huggies..."
>I snatched him away from the fat mans hand, and spit in the bronies face, then sprinted back to my car, locking the doors
>Fantastic! What was a disastrous trip to the park, and only an attempted kid napping, a drugging, and a traumatic event! Hurray!
>I placed Sky onto his mothers back
>"Daddeh... sab babeh? Nu huwt Bwoo? Nu... huwt babeh Sky?"
>I smiled back at her
>Then Sky started dry humping her back
>"Enf enf enf."
>"Alright, none of that!" I said as I removed Sky from Blues back and placed him on my leg
>"God I hope he snaps out of this soon. I really don't want in-breeding retarded horses."
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>>738268464

Blue 16

>"What a day." I sighed, opening up the door to my apartment
>"Bwoo wike housie." Blue said, the first thing she had said to me since I took her extremely horny child off of her back. So yeah, I think she might be a tad bit scared of me since she saw that brutal smarty execution
>I put the cage full of fluffies down on the ground in my living room, one of the three rooms in my apartment, and opened the door.
>Out came four very tired foals, all immediately bee-lining for the litter-box
>Blue taught them well
>I looked at Sky in my hand, as I had been holding onto him the whole trip back to ensure he didn't screw anything
>He was now dry humping my hand, great
>"Enf enf... Wan pwetty Dashie mawe..."
>Great. Whatever sick drug that the manchild used on him still is effecting him, and he imprinted on the Dashie for a mate.
>Fan-fucking-tastic. When all the other fluffies are done shitting, they all meet up at the bowls where I feed them
>I put Sky down into the litterbox, where he immediately snaps out of his trance, let's out all of the shit and piss in him, and then immediately goes back into the trance
>Yay, now I get to feed them. Kibble for them because I'm much to tired to give them spaghetti to make up for a shit day at the park
>Some of the liquor that I snuck out of the 7/11 I work at for me, to forget the shit day at the park.
>The rest of the night is a blur, and I go through the motions, putting the foals back into they're cage and getting Blue to sleep on top of her pillow.
>I put Sky in the sorry box for the night, but he doesn't care, now trying to fuck the ground
>"Enf enf enf... why nu gud feews?"
>I pass out on my shitty couch for the night
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>>738268514

Blue 17

>I stumble aimlessly through the dark, shuffling and ambling to nowhere in particular, like a zombie
>"DADDEH! PWEASE SAB BWOO! MUNSTAHS COMIN TU GE ME!"
>I try to run towards the sound of her voice, but each step slows me down
>I try to cry out to her, but I am silent
>"DADDEH PWEASE!" She cries out again "BWOO GETTIN BIGGEST OWCHIES!"
>I finally get to her, a spotlight around her to differentiate her from the dark
>"Why daddeh nu sab Bwoo?"
>She turns around to face me, and I see she had a number done on her
>Her horn has been ripped off and jammed into her right eye
>Her wings bit off
>Her legs all broken, bending in unnatural ways
>Her fur has patches ripped off
>"Bwoo nu wuv scawy daddeh."
>I finally am able to choke the words out
>"Who... who did this to you?"
>"I did."
>I see a mirror image of myself step out of the darkness, wearing the smarty from the parks head as a hat
>"NOOOOOOO!" I cried, sinking into the ground as if it was quicksand
>I am surrounded by darkness
>I see a Dashie fluffy
>"WAN PWAY!" I hear from behind me
>I see all the foals run at the Dashie to play
>The Dashie illuminates to reveal a long barb, attached to the huge head of the manchild
>He swallows all around me
>"GAH!" I awake with a start, breathing heavily
>"Oooooh my fuckin head" I groan, hangover setting in
>Everything is fine in the real world
>Everything... is... ZZZZZ.
>Only more nightmares await me
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>>738268552

Blue 18

>Be Bwoo
>Am pwetty awicown mawe, and mummah uf bestest babehs evah!
>Bwoo was aww awone aftuh bwave smawty hewp Bwoo an Speciaw Fwien, Smow wun way fwum meanie fwuffy stow!
>Bu smawty fwien an Smowe git fowevah sweepies wif stompie huwties by meanie ol daddeh, who awa- aways t-take BABEHS WAY! BUUUHUUHUU!
>Bwoo nu wan babehs gu way! Nu wan Smowe tu take fowevah sweepies!
>Bwoo aww awone, an was soon mummah wif biggest heawt huwties!
>Bwuu haf biggest poopie huwties, by den, babehs!
>Bwoo wub babehs!
>Bu, bu, Bwoo nu haf nummies tu make miwkies fu babehs! Babehs gun stawve! Buhuuuuhuuu!
>Bu den, Bwoo had thinkie!
>Bwoo nee fin nummies by tawkin tu niceh mistuhs an wadies!
>An den Bwoo fin Awwon! Aww in bes daddeh eva!
>Bu, now Awwon be a wittwe scawy, gif fowevah sweepies tu smawty.
>Smawty was bein meanie... bu...
>Bu den meanie munstah twy steaw babehs!
>NU WAN BABEHS GU WAY!
>Bu Awwon sab babehs!
>Bu stiww a wittwe scawy.
>Bwoo nu undahstan why Sky has tu sweep in sowwy boxie....
>Daddeh Awwon say sometin bout "dwuggies" an "pewvets".
>Bwoo nu undahstan. Bwoo tiwed.
>Bwoo... nee... sweepies....
>ZZZZZ
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>>738268619

Blue 19

>Bwoo am back in meanie stow? NU WAN MEANIE STOW! WAN DADDEH AWWON AN BABBEHS!
>Bu-bu, Smowe es hewe? An Smawtie? An owd hewd fwum stow?
>Was Awwon an Babehs jus Sweepie Pway?
>Dat gif smaww heawt huwties, bu nu su bad now dat speciaw fwien Smowe is hewe again.
>Wub Smowe!
>Gif huggies to Smowe an awmost huggie tu hawd, awmost gif huwties
>"Smowe! Bwoo wub Smowe!"
>"Smowe wub Bwoo tu! Bu why Bwoo be su stawnge?"
>"Bwoo haf baddie night pway whewe Smowe an Smawtie fwien an awmost whowe hewd twy wun way bu get fowevah sweepies! Bwoo aww awone, biggest heawt huwties.... Buuuuuhuuuuhuuu! Wub Smowe suuuuuu much!"
>"Smowe nu fowevah sweepies. Wiww awawys pwotect Bwoo, Bwoo nebah haf fowevah sweepies."
>"Tank yu Smowe. I wub yu."
>Ruuuuummmmmbllleee...
>"EEEK! SCAWY NOISE!"
>Smowe step in fwont of Bwoo wike an hewo
>"Smowe pwotect Bwoo! Munstah nu huwt Bwoo!"
>Big munstah come out of gwoun!
>It make big scawy noise, wike yawnin, bu wouder!
>"GU WAY MUNSTAH, WEAVE BWOO AWONE! SMOWE AWAYS PWOTE- EEP!"
>Big shadow munstah gwab Smowe! Nuuuuu!
>"Pwease nu huwt Smowe! Wub Snowe!" I cwy
>Big meanie munstah nu wisten! Munstah thwow Smowe into doow, gif big huwties!
>"Owchies! Pwease nu gif Smowe fowevah sweepies! Nee tu pwote- AACH!"
>SCAWY MUNSTAH GIF SMOWE STOMPIE FOWEVAH SWEEPIES! NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
>"BLUUUUUE!" It woaws!
>"BLUUUUUUUUUUEEEE! BLUE!"

>Be Aaron Anonson, hungover fluffy owner
>"Bluuuueee, wake up. It's breakfast time." I prod at my fluffy with playful little pokes
>"EEEEEKKKK! NU GIF BWOO HUWTIES!" She awakens with a start
>"MUMMAH! WAS WONG?!?!" Is the cry from all the foals she just woke up
>Geez. Didn't think I poked her that hard.
>"C'mon Blue, I made you some egg kibble. I had to spend most of my last paycheck on it."
>"O-otay, daddeh..." She whimpers
>She gently cries as she eats
>Poor thing. But I have to go to work for the day, so I'll have to set up they're "safe room", and hope they'll all be alright.
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>>738268662

Blue 20

>The fluffies babble and play around the apartment as I set up "The Safe Room"
>Really, all I'm doing is putting all of they're toys, the litterbox, and some reserve emergency food in a corner, that I'll fence off with one of those baby pens.
>"Sky... Sky neeeeeeee pwetty mawe... nee Dashie fu babehs..."
>Sky is the only foal not playing with the others
>He is still in a trance, and he is once again in the sorry box
>Gandalf tears away from the others and comes over to me
>"Why Sky nu pway wif bwuddas an sistahs an mummah? Why Sky in sowwy box?" He asks
>How do you explain an attempted drug fueled date rape into breeding slavery for life to a fluffy?
>"Gandalf, Sky is... erm... sick. He needs help that only I can get him."
>"Sickies? Den why in sowwy box? Huggies make evewytin bettah! Nee gif huggies tu Sky wite now, make meanie sickies gu way!"
>I crouch down and pet the little guy a little
>"I wish it worked that way, but he is a special kind of sick. He's... er... Brain sick, that's right! Brain sick."
>"Sky am dewpie?"
>"No, he doesn't have The Derp, he's a secret kind of sick that only smart daddies know about."
>"Oh."
>Satisfied with this answer, Gandalf goes back to the rest of the herd, just in time for me to finish up work on they're "safe room".
>"Alright fluffies! You know the drill, I gotta go to work."
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>>738268738

Blue 21

>The fluffies (all except for Sky) march in to the "safe room", and immediately look up at me
>"Alright guys, you know the drill. Poop and Pee outside of the litter box is bad and will result in the sorry stick."
>A very faint cry of "Nuuuuuu" from Brownie, as she accidentally peed outside of the litterbox a few days ago and got the sorry stick
>"You are not to try to find a way out of the pen, and you must listen to your mom, okay?"
>"Otay daddeh." A drone from all the foals, except Sky
>"Enf.... Enf.... Ne... gud feews..." Sky mutters as he humps the floor of the sorry box again
>I shut the pen and lock it, if it's childproof, you can bet your ass it's fluffyproof
>I look directly at Blue, and notice her shivering a bit
>"Blue?"
>"Y-Yes daddeh?" She whimpers
>"Watch your foals and make sure they behave, all right?"
>"Y-yes daddeh. Bwoo aways wub an teach babehs. Can haf Sky now?"
>I sigh. I know she won't like this.
>"Blue, I have to take Sky."
>"NUUUUUUUU!" She completely breaks her fear of me, tossing herself right at the pen gate "PWEASE NU TAKE SKY WAY FWUM BWOO! BWOO WUV SKY AN SKY WUV BWOO! PWEASE DADDEH! NU ADOWPTION! NU ADOWPTION!"
>I cringe, and put on my most comforting voice
>"I need to take Sky with me to work and then the doctors. He's sick, and only I can get him fixed, okay? He'll be back."
>Blue just stares at me hopelessly
>I grab the sorry box by the handle and move to leave the apartment when I hear something that shatters my heart
>As I move out of the doorway all I can hear is Blue
>"Huuuhuuuhuu.... Bwoo thought Awwon was nice daddeh, nebah take babehs way."
>I choke a bit, and close the door behind me
>Time to go to work. With a very horny mentally disabled miniature horse.
>The guys are going to have a field day.
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>>738268774

Blue 22

>The 7/11 ain't far from my apartment, no point in driving, might as well walk
>The walk is busy as it always is. Tons of people everywhere
>Finally get to work, and my co-worker Tom is already behind the counter
>He is also already stoned off of his ass
>"Hey maaaan. What's in the crate?"
>"One of the little guys." I answer
>I put the sorry box on the counter, and Tom looks right in.
>"Uuuuh. Dude? Is that little dude alright? He seems... Out of it."
>"I don't know honestly. Some fatass brony POS kidnapped him and then drugged him. He's in some sort of weird fuck-crazy trance."
>Sky begins to demonstrate exactly what's up with him by once again humping the floor of the sorry box
>"Enf... Enf... nee pwetty mawe... nee speciaw huggies..."
>Tom is now laughing his ass off
>"Dude! You raised a little horn dog! *Cough!"
>I glare at him
>"Oh... Right. He, uh... Was drugged. Your probably not a fan of that, are you?"
>"No."
>"Sorry dude... It is pretty funny though.. *Cough*!"
>The day is slow, with surprisingly little business
>Sky is mewling about "Nee Speciaw Huggies" and "Wan pwetty mawe" the whole time
>Halfway till the day though, and I notice a very, very familiar face enter the store
>Him.
>I could smell the onions from a mile away.
>He doesn't notice me as he picks out his junk food, Dashie on a leash behind him
>This is gonna be a nightmare
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>>738268807

Blue 23

>The fat man is absentmindedly humming along to the "My Little Pony" theme that he's currently blasting from his headphones
>It isn't until he comes to the register and opens his eyes does he realize what's about to go down
>"Hello sir, I'd like to pay for these Funo- ACK!"
>"Hello, lardass."
>Tom looks at me, then the lardass, then me again, then back at lardass again, he has a retarded horse
>"Do you guys... *Cough!* Like, know each other... Or...uh..."
>"Yeah. I know this piece of fuck." I reply
>"W-what are you doing here?" The neckbearded retard ask
>"Isn't it obvious? I work here."
>"O-oh.... And I see y-you brought someone along with you..." He stutters, motioning towards Sky
>"Yeah." I answer coldly
>"And I would like to know what you fucking did to my fluffy. Now!"
>"Agh! N-no need to yell. I'll t-tell you, jeez!"
>Tom butts in as well
>"Yeah man... Don't like, yell at the customers... Oh wait... Is this the guy?"
>Sky has now picked up on Dashie's sent
>"Dashie..... Nee Dashie...." He drones
>Dashie is is on the ground, and cannot see Sky, but she can hear and smell him
>"Es dat Sky?! Wan pway an speciaw huggies! Wan now!" She demands
>Wow. What a little bitch.
>"So? Spit it out you kidnapping son of a bitch! What did you do to Sky?!"
>"I-isn't it obvious!"
>"It's obvious you drugged him! What exactly did you do to him, and how can I fix him!"
>"Eep! I-I only gave him a little of that drug that all the breeders use! "Hownytime Hewb" is what it's called!"
>Are you kidding me? He used some sort of special fucking fluffy catnip that makes fluffies fucking horny as shit?
>"Last time I'm gonna ask, how do I fix him?!"
>"I-I don't know! I think it only wears off if he fucks a-another fluffy!"
>He then regains his composure
>And then he grins. He's been fucking with me this whole time
>"And my Dashie, she's... Well, she's just begging to see Sky again. Whaddaya say? How does a hundred bucks sound?"
>I. Fucking. Hate. This. Guy.
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>>738268864

Blue 24

>"No! Also fuck you! Didn't I already tell you not to play mind games with me!"
>I am now beyond done with this guys bullshit
>Only thing stopping me from punching this guys lights out is Tom might rat me out
>And the video camera
>And all the other stuff that would be evidence
>Damn it! Decking people has so many consequences nowadays!
>He's fucking grinning ear to ear. He's loving this.
>"Look man, my Dashie has needs..."
>On cue, his Dashie starts throwing a fit
>"DASHIE WAN SKY! DASHIE WAN HUGGIES! GUF NOW!"
>And then you have Sky whining like a mother fucker (Which he probably would have been, had I not separated the two.)
>"Sky nee Dashie.... Nee Dashie now..."
>And Toms just laughing his ass off like a useless fucking piece of shit
>I'm extremely flustered, and extremely pissed
>"Fuck you! I'll just get a mare off the street and have him do it that way!"
>The neckbeard just laughs
>"Oh you poor, poor stupid piece of garbage! Exactly as much as an idiot as I thought! Sky may try to "enf" everything, but he's already imprinted onto Dashie. Only she can satisfy him now. In fact, if he doesn't get some tail from her within a few days, he might just drop dead."
>"YOUR FUCKING LYING YOU PIECE OF SHIT!" I yell, practically scrambling over the counter
>"Calm down my dude" Tom says as he holds me back
>The fat man rubs it in, placing his Dashie on top of the counter
>"SKY! WAN SKY!" She says, bolting towards his sorry box as fast as a fluffy can
>"OH SHIT!" Me and the retarded neckbeard both say at the same time
>CRASH!
>The sorry box and Dashie are now both no longer on the counter
>No noise or talking from Sky
>Dashie seems KO'd, if not worse
>Both me and the fat man lock eyes
>"You fucking asshole..." We both mutter
>"IF YOU HADNT DRUGGED MY FLUFFY THIS WOULDNT HAVE BEEN AN ISSUE!"
>"IF YOU HAD JUST TAKEN MY MONEY, THEN THIS WOULDNT HAVE HAPPENED!"
>"YOUR A FUCKING SCUMBAG!"
>"YOUR A GODDAMNED IDIOT!"
>"Like... should I help them or..."
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>>738268905

Blue 25

>"YES!" Both me and Neckbeard Mcfucko shout at the same time
>Tom attends to the fluffies as me and the fat fuck who faps to fluffies continued to fight.
>"YOU DRUGGED MY FLUFFY, YOU DISGUSTING DISGRACE!"
>"YOU ARE THE REASON WHY MY VALUABLE DASHIE IS HURT SO BADLY!"
>The reality of the situation hits us both like a train right about the same time
>"Oh fuck!" We shout, grabbing our fluffies away from the inebriated hands of Tom
>The fat neckbeard does something useful for maybe the first time in his entire life, calling the nearest "Fluffy Hospital"
>"Hello? I need your help now! We have two downed fluffies here at the 7/11 on Udonwannano Street!" He cries into his phone, trying to comfort his Dashie.
>One of her legs looks broken, but not severely. A splint would be able to fix it up.
>I take Sky out of his cage to survey the damage
>He's covered in his own shit and piss, and his legs are...
>One of them decided to detach itself already.
>I'll have to pillowfluff him. That will not make him or Blue happy.
>If he even survives the bleeding
>I take a few band-aids out from the sorry box side compartment, and slap them on some of the more heavily bleeding areas, before using a few wet naps to clean him off
>Fatman's Dashie may be out, but Sky is still conscious, and though he's still in a trance, he's not happy
>"Nuuu..... Nee weggie fu speciaw huggies.... Nu smeww pwetty.... Dashie nevah gun wub nu smeww pwetty fwuffy....."
>After cleaning him, I pet him until the fluffy hospital guys get there.
>He still whines the whole time, but not as loudly or as persistent
>Poor guy is missing a back leg now.
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>>738268946

Blue 26

>The ride to the "fluffy hospital" is nearly completely silent, the only noise being the occasional whimper from Sky
>Me and the fatman glare at eachother from different sides of the ambulance
>When we finally get to the hospital, were taken to one of the many bleached white rooms
>The kindly vet introduces himself
>"Hello, I am Doctor Connors, don't worry, your fluffies are in good hands now."
>"They sure weren't before. I'm such a god-damned moron." I think, berating myself
>"So, his Dashie fluffy" he points to tee fatman, then his Dashie
>"Knocked your... Sky, was it? Sky in his sorry box off of the counter in an attempt to free him."
>"Yes, Doctor." Both me and the fatman groan
>He did the once over on both fluffies, and gave us some good news, and some bad news
>"The good news is that both will pull through, and neither are going to die."
>"Alright." The fatman blurts "Then what's the bad news? My fluffy seems fine."
>"The bad news is" The doctor puts his hand in my shoulder "Sky will have to undergo amputation
>I just look down and shake my head. "I'm such a god-damned moron... This never should have happened." I begin crying a little
>"Now, now." The doctor pats me on the shoulder
>"It's not nearly as bad as it could have been. We won't have to pillowfluff him. We only have to remove the other backleg. He'll be a huggiefluffy, he'll still have some limited movement, but he'll be fine for the most part. Huggiefluffies are much happier in general than pillowfluffs."
>I look up at Doctor Connors "Thank God. Maybe his mom won't go all catatonic now."
>"Now," he pointed to the fatman "I need you to leave the room for a moment."
>"What?! Why?!"
>"I must speak with Aaron personally real quick about his fluffy. You understand, right?"
>"Can I at least take Da-"
>"Not. Yet. I still need to examine her for any internal injuries that I may have missed. Please wait outside."
>And so the neckbeard huffed out of the room.
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>>738268995

Blue 27

>"Aaron." Doctor Connor began "Tell me, why was your fluffy in the sorry box?"
>"Well, doc... He's trying to get with everything, I had to put him in there."
>The Doctor frowned
>"I see. And do you know why he's trying to "get with" everything."
>"Eh, yeah... I think. That fat guy kidnapped and drugged him a while back. Said he used some sort of drug called ""Hownytime Hewb." God just saying that makes me feel retarded.
>"I see...." The Doctor now had a sort of grin on his face "I thought as much. I must ask you to leave the room a moment. I have a call to make."


>Be me, Officer Incognito Mcanon
>Montipeler Police Department, Fluffy Affairs division
>On a special job here in New York, a whole lot different from my home state of Vermont
>Although Vermonts the only place outside of Canada to implement "Fluffy Rights Laws", there still is one fluffy related crime universally illegal throughout the states
>"Hownytime Hewb" is what they call it. If your wondering what it is, it's a specially made strain of synthetic marijuana that makes Fluffies fuck crazy, specifically imprinting on one pony in particular.
>Think roofies meet mind control. It's disgusting.
>Some asshole apparently smuggled a shitton from Vermont to NYC. And I think we have our perp.

>Be Aaron Anonson again
>Me and the fat fuck have been glaring at eachother intensely from across the waiting room for what feels like an eternity.
>A lot of people have gone in and out of the hospital since we were asked to wait
>Finally, Doctor Connors pops out of the room to let us know we can come back in.
>When we enter, we see a police officer, around forty years old maybe.
>"Hello you two." He pulls out a badge "My name is Officer Incognito Mcanon, Montipeler Police, Fluffy Affairs Divison."
>The fat man looks like he's seen a ghost, or maybe a mirror.
>"I have a few questions I need to ask you two, your cooperation is paramou-"
>The fat man moves with incredible speed, grabbing Sky
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>>738269046

Blue 28

>"Nobody fucking move a muscle, or I'll toss his ass as hard as I can!" The fatman bellows
>And unlike the "nervous nerd" persona he was playing up earlier, he's not bluffing now
>The officer whips out his gun
>"Put the fluffy down or I will shoot!"
>"Fuck you copper! I'm never going back to Vermont! I still have nightmares about what they did to me in Ben & Jerry Penitentiary!"
>"Sir, put the fluffy down now, and we can talk this over! If you co-operate, this will go much smoother for all parties!"
>All this shouting woke up the manchilds Dashie, and she's not a fan of her daddies actions.
>"DADDEH! NU HUWT SKY! WUF SKY! NEE SKY!"
>The fatman turns his head, now yelling at his Dashie
>"No Dashie, you brat! We've spent too much time on this little bastard! I'm taking him hostage, but I will kill him if I have to! We can find you a new mate, one with a much less stubborn owner!"
>Now I'm pissed again
>"Fucking put him down now asshole! It's all over for you, this cops got you good!"
>"FUCK YOU!"
>He tosses Sky down to the ground
>Everything goes in slow motion
>The man charged the officer
>Three bullets put him down, a fourth just for show
>"Shiiiiiiit!" I can hear myself saying, rushing towards the falling fluffy for what seems like eternity
>"Nooooooooo!" Cried Doctor Connors
>"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuccccckkk...." Gasp the manchild as he goes down, drawing his last breaths
>"SKKKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYY!!!" Wails Dashie
>"Yooooouuuuuu haaaaavvvveeee theeee riiiiiigggghhhtttt toooo reeeemmmaaaaiinnn deeeeeaaaad siiiickooooo." Quips the officer
>Everything back in normal motion
>SMACK!
>"OWCHIES! BIGGEST FAWWIN HUWTIES!"
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>>738269088

Blue 29

>He's going hysterical
>And I don't blame him
>The sudden impact seems to have knocked him out of his trance
>"AWW WEGGIES HAF BIGGEST HUWTIES! WAN BWOO MAMMAH! WAN MAMMAH! WAN AWWAN! OWCHIES! BIGGEST HUWTIES EVAH! SKY NU WAN NU MOWE HUWTIES!"
>There's no way he's not going to be pillowfluffed by the end of this
>Now all of his legs are twisted in sick directions I didn't know possible
>The now deceased manchilds fluffy is fucking bawling, torn about both the sudden betrayal of her owner, his death, and her desired's fall
>"NUUUUUU! DADDEH AM MEANIE, BU NU WANNED HIM TU TAKE FOWEVAH SWEEPIES! AN SKY AM HUWTIE! NEE GIF HUGGIES!"
>She trys to waddle of the bed that she's lying on, but doing that aggravates her broken leg
>"OWWIES! WHY WEGGIE GIF HUWTIES!?!"
>Doctor Connors sweeps to action, pulling out a needle of a box labeled "Sweepie feew gud juice"
>He jabs and injects!
>"OWIES! WHY GIF... Why gib... stabbeh huwties... tiwed..."
>KO, she's in dreamland now
>Doctor Connors pulls another needle out of the box, and repeats with Sky
>"MOWE OWIES! NU WAN... Nu wan... sweepies time..."
>He's out, but still obviously in a lot of pain
>He's whimpering in what should be a very, very sleep
>Nurses burst into the room, and scream upon seeing fatman's corpse
>Doctor Connors acts fast, demanding them take Dashie to a "general maintenance room" to fix her leg
>"You!" He points at me. "Follow me!"
>He quickly puts Sky in a topless carrier, and we rush towards the "Emergency Room" of the fluffy hospital
>"Why'd you need me here?" I asked, out of breath
>He looks at me, grief in his eyes
>"We're having a staff shortage right now. I need your help to pillow him. I'm sorry."
>Fucking. Shit.
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>>738261307
Please post more hugbox
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>>738269133

Blue 30 will be out shortly! Keep Thread alive while I write!
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>>738269088
I'll be honest, Blue Anon. You're one of the few people that got me into fluffy stories and fluffies in general.
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>>738269196
this one never fails to crack me up
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>>738269368
Not too sure if real Chocobro/Chocofag, but either way welcome back.
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>>738269622
Kweh.
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>>738262367
It's ok. They arn't, only abusebox lover say this shit. I think fluffies are adorable.
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>>738269424
The one that always gets me is the guy singing "The Fluffy Song" with his fluffy and then he tells her that he has been feeding her fluffy meat every morning. And the one where the fluffy gets a gun for his birthday and he shoots up a Dunkin' Donuts.
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>>738269648
Quick, get all the greens you have! Catch that Chocobo!
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>>738269748
I've never seen the dunkin' doughnuts one
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>>738269884
Kweh.
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>>738269133

Blue 30

>"What?! I... I can't! I don't know how to do this!"
>Doctor Connors slapped me in the face
>"Snap out of it! I'll walk you through this, if you follow my lead, Sky will be able to make it through this."
>"Okay... Thanks, I think I needed that."
>"Alright, first off, do you have any experience at helping animals or fluffies through injuries?"
>"One time I had a dog, and I was fishing, and the hook got stuck in his mouth, and I had to get it out. Does that count?"
>The good doctor facepalmed and sighed
>"That's good enough I suppose. Just do everything I say."
>He took Sky out of the topless carrier, and gently put him on the tiny operating table.
>"Alright, first off, restraints, just in case he wakes up. You take the right side, he's already missing a limb there, you'll have less work there."
>Little straps protruding from out of the table were meant to secure him for limb removal
>"Alright Aaron, I need you to be gentle with his leg, it's already broken so b-"
>CRACK!
>"FUCK!" I shouted in frustration after accidentally breaking his leg in another, more vile position
>Sky whimpered in his sleep, but he was still lost deep in la-la-land
>"I can't fucking do this... I might hurt him some more..."
>Doctor Connors shot me a steely glare of determination
>"You have to do this, its fine. His leg is coming off anyway, just try not to cause him too much pain."
>I took the now twice broken leg, and with sickening noises coming from it, and more whimpers from Sky, slipped it into the restraint, and tightened it
>"Mmmm!" Cried Sky, still asleep but obviously in a great deal of pain
>"Okay, that's the one of the hardest parts out of the way, now for the tricky bit." Said Doctor Connors
>He pulled out a tray of little tools, tiny versions of scalpels and scissors, along with a needle and thread for stitching
>"I think I'm gonna be sick." I whimpered
>"This your first time doing this on a fluffy?"
>"Yes..."
>"Then, yeah, you probably will be."
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>>738269904
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>>738269748

This?
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>>738270236
Jesus christ lol the abuse finally breaks one
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>>738270283
Yup. I just about piss myself everytime I read this. Mostly because I always imagine kazoos playing in the background.
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>>738269914
seeing you makes me not want to buy the most recent FFgame.
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>>738270686
Kweh.
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>>738270423
You're a great kazoo partner!
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>>738270749
Here, have this.
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>>738270906
Kweh.
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>>738270906
I don't wanna open that. All those fake optical illusion videos on YouTube gave me serious trust issues.
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>>738270212

Part 31 coming later today. Busy at the moment.
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>>738270749
STOP. or ill kill every over sized bird in world
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>>738271075
Kweh.
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>>738270992
I know how that feels, but I promise that it's an endless loop
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>>738269368
THE DARK LORD IS HERE

HIDE YOUR CHILDREN
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>>738271502
Kweh.
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>>738271543
You fools! Don't you see that this is a sign! The Dark Lord demands that this thread must stay alive!
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>>738271709
Kweh.
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>>738270236
>Gets a pistol
>"The unidentified fluffy walked into a Dunkin Donuts brandishing an AK-47"

lol
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>>738272116
pistols are a gateway gun.
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>>738270686
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>>738270283
>>738270423
Just in case you didn't know, this is the original thing
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>>738272531
Fuck, didn't paste the link.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiVA6jRGJWI
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>>738256002
nice larping faggot
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>>738272570
Oh dang. I never realized it was actually based off of something. Is this the same guy that made Llamas With Hats?
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>>738256734
shame he'll never finish this
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>>738272715
Sure is.
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jump
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>>738267555
this? it's done by comicchan2
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>>738263982
fuck pussies who whine over poopie brown babies. go be sjws elsewhere.
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>>738267555
>>738273264
here's the comic that goes with it
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>>738273264
Yeah, that's it! And there was a 2 page comic that came right after it
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>>738273427
1 page, I stand corrected.
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>>738273439
only one page on the booru, though i think this comes before the beginning
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>>738273530
What? There has to be more of this somewhere.
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>>738273632
it's all there is on the booru, look up comicchan2 there's like 8 posts of his
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>>738273725
Thanks anon
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>>738273812
no problem
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>>738273851
There's always a time for sadbox here
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>>738274029
agreed, and informational shit
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>>738269622
its the real one.
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>>738269622
>welcoming cancer

why do you come into threads that you hate?
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>>738274134
The best kind of sadbox is the kind that actually gives you feels. This kind of sadbox is arguably bestbox.
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>>738274677
I'm not sure, but I think I meant to reply to >>738274029
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Still have to give blue anon time
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>>738271728
He is back :)
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>>738274757
It's fine.
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>>738274758
I don't know if this thread is going to hold out as long as he might think it will. Plus, this thread is looking more and more like it'll be the last Fluffy thread of the day.
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>>738274838
Kweh.
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>>738274838
sup cat furry, come to try and destroy another thread i see
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>>738274930
Who knows? Maybe Goofball might show up at the last second.
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>>738274930
it's only 7, fluffy threads normally last till late at night
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>>738275049
Goofball doesn't come until around 7:30 (where I am). Right now (for me) it's 6:30.
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>>738274981
I came here to read Blue anon's story. I'll go back to lurking like a good boy now.

>>738274958
Love yah babe.
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>>738275204
We've still got time then.
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>>738275276
Kweh.
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>>738275276
At least bring Kira next time.
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>>738275276
>implying you enjoy a fandom you actively try to destroy

what ever, not like you can do anything anyway, have an origin story IF you really want something to read
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>>738275419
I gotchu fam.
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>>738275567
Killer Queen delivers.
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>>738275467
Oh shit I think I was in that thread, fucking kek.
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Speed bump.
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Things that go bump in the night.
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This thread is pretty bumping
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blumpus
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Pic related, I've been here too long to let this thread die now.
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Is blue anon dead or is he just writing?
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>>738276601
Methinks the latter, as the last thing we saw from him said he was busy and that he'd return later tonight.
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>>738276601
still writing, most likely
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new story up if anyones bored https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/47073
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>>738273424
t. mummah
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>>738274388
I don't hate fluffy threads, it's quite the opposite actually.
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galick bump
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Does Pumpiikin have a tumblr?
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Come on, guys, I'm almost out of bump images.
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waiting for blue anon...
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>>738278489
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>>738278246
>tumblr
kill yourself
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>>738279014
The really depressing part is that the sporadic posting proves that it's not a bot.
Someone is actually autistic enough to scour the board for these threads and post them all manually

Next time you feel a bit low, be thankful you're not that guy
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the hurr
the durr
the hurr the durr the hurr
hurr hurr hurr durr durr durr
it's the hurr durr post birds showwwwwwwww
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>>738250128
because you're a faggot
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>>738269368
>>738269648
>>738269914
>>738270946
>>738271096
>>738271543
>>738271728
>>738274958
>>738278653
>>738279226
yeah, this is normal. After 8 months spamming.
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>>738279505
Kweh.
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>be me
>retarded as fuck
>no friends, no girlfriend
> no life
>mom is here
>hurr durr
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its amazing how easy it is to upset you guys
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>>738279641
>>738279580
fuck off chocofag
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>>738279713
Kweh.
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>so retarded to find a job
>what else
>mom have one
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>>738279694
how so?
>>
>>738279713
Needs more kweh
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>>738279762
>>738279750
>>738279713
>>738279505
>>738279325
etc
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give me your first post here retard ?
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discuss
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>>738279847
three of those are the same guy and this
>>738279713
is a jab at the dumbass who thinks spamming stops spamming

so i guess it's easy to wind up one stupid person
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>>738280023
alright nvm thank you for clearing this up
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>be me
>retarded at 800 %
>still uploading birds
>at a pony thread.
>can't distinct, coz hurr durr
>>
>>738280101
no problem anon, though in all honesty this is /b/ there are bound to be salty fucks in every community
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>>738280175
we know it's you chocofag, knock it off
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Hey Faggots,
My name is Chocofag, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are slim, normies, with-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid pony pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any bird? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on 9gag.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the hurrdurr team, and starter on my birds team. What spam do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn pony people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot birdfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bird
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>>738280175
>pony
bitch this is /b/
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>>738280748
sure.
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>>738280743
Are you done?
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>>738280972
no
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>>738280743
what dah fwuff did 'ou just fwuffing say about fwuffeh, 'ou wittwe bitch? i’ww have 'ou know fwuffy gwaduated top of fwuffie's cwass in dah navy seaws, an' been invowved in numewous secwet waids on aw-quaeda, an' fwuffy have ovah 300 confiwmed kiwws. am twained in gowiwwa wawfawe an' am dah top snipah in dah entiwe us awmed fowces.'ou am nothing to me but just anothah tawget.fwuffy wiww wipe 'ou dah fwuff out wiff pwecision dah wikes of which has nebba been seen befowe on dis eawth, mawk fwuffie's fwuffing wowds.'ou think 'ou can get away wiff saying that poopies to fwuffeh obba dah intewnet? think again, fwuffah. as we speak am contacting fwuffie's secwet netwowk of spies acwoss dah usa an' youw ip am being twaced wite nao so 'ou bettah pwepawe fow dah stowm, maggot. dah stowm dat wipes out dah pathetic wittwe thing 'ou caww you wife. you’we fwuffing dead, babbeh.fwuffy can be anywhewe, anytime, an' fwuffy can gib foweba sweepies in obba seven hundwed ways, an' that’s just wiff fwuffie's bawe hands. not only am fwuffy extensivewy twained in unawmed combat, but fwuffy have access to dah entiwe awsenaw of dah united states mawine cowps an' fwuffy wiww use it to its fuww extent to wipe youw misewable poopie pwace off dah face of dah continent, 'ou wittwe poopies. if onwy 'ou couwd have known what unholy wetwibution ou wittwe “cwevew” comment was about to bwing down upon 'ou, maybe 'ou wouwd have hewd youw fwuffing tongue. but 'ou couwdn’t, 'ou didn’t, an' nao you’we paying dah pwice, 'ou goddamn idiot.fwuffy wiww poopies fuwy aww ovah 'ou an' 'ou wiww dwown in it.you’we fwuffing dead, kiddo.
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>>738261642
>>738261360
It's an abuse thread, can you not read?
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>>738280972
he's just another troll, just ignore him and he will eventually get bored and leave
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>>738281086
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>>738281150
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>>738281150
no
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>>738281276
should i stopping sucking mercedes tires ?
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Welp, guess this thread's gonna go up in flames.
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and shotgun barrel ?
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>>738281507
no, since 6 years i've not sucked alcohol.
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>>738281507
>gonna
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>>738281334
too late
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suck a chopper ?
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or a simply belt
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Image limit. I vote no new fluffy thread because it'll just crash and burn before it even takes off
Thread posts: 311
Thread images: 151


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