only stuff that's been said in the OP is allowed in this thread!

Meow

that's cute

ur cute

>>738241861
Hope there is more to this

>>738242136
not that i know of

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speak, beast

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>>738242174
Seems like it. That is a shame

>>738242505
Arf.

>>738242529

pette

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>>738242586

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here to hug my buddies

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i get the most hugs

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>>738243174

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>>738243233

i'm sorry, did you say 'moist hugs'

>>738243240

too bad dad can't impregnate me

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>>738243323
A shame really.
He's so perfect.

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>>738243323
sorry im so...sweaty

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>>738243374

it's even hotter knowing he's capable of killing children and still being so cuddly

>>738243458

you'll cool down if you remove all your clothing

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>>738243681
He seems so wonderful no mater what.

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>>738243825

ever think about being the asriel in a dad-son relationship here

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>>738244161
Would be nice.

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>>738244249

put the man's meat within me

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>>738244424
*Blush*

>>738244202
Nnng I love his cock

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>>738244525
You should suck it

gonna go throw a thing bbl

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>>738244690
If I could I would

Knot and all. He's so cute and his dick is perfect

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>>738244853
Better be good or start practicing. Then you can get a dog.

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>>738245072
I think I'm already pretty good at giving head. I probably need a ton of practice still but I've blown a close friend of mine a few times and I practice on a dildo a few times a week.

I don't know if I'm ready for a dog yet but I'd love to try one

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>>738245330
Gotta learn to throat a cock if you want something that big. Using a bent metal hanger is good for practicing that... Same thing sword swallowers do. Wish I had a dog as well to let friends suck and fuck.

>>738245801
I think so. My fake don't is only eight inches long and I don't really know how big a full size dog like a German Shepherd is. My friend is a little bit bigger than I am about six and a half inches

I'm totally going to try the metal hanger trick and hope I don't rupture anything in there.

I'd totally love a dog as a companion sexually and as like a partner. Probably a boy and a girl that aren't fixed for that reason

tfw no furry stoner fuckbuddy to fondle and get fondled by

>>738246345
That feel man

I want a friend like that in my life. Just hang out, smoke a little bit, make out, and jack each other off in the shower or maybe on the couch or just get right to fucking

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>>738246136
From what I've seen a German shepherd is about 8 inches long including the knot but it probably varies a bit. My cousins mastiff was much much bigger!

Probably some tutorials you can find about the hanger. Straighten it out and push it down slowly to work on controlling your gag reflex. Shouldn't rupture anything because it should be rather smooth.

That would be nice but careful about them getting together and having puppies. Unless you want that.

>>738246345
come and get me

>>738246523
Yeah me too. Sucks I don't even have smoking buddies to begin with never mind you ones that'll let me suck their cock and fuck me

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>>738246561
If we magically happened to live close by and you weren't yuck then sure friendo
>Texas furfag reporting

>>738246679
Yeah man it does suck. I'm kinda the same way.

You aren't near California are you? Or anywhere in the Southwest

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>Talking about dog fucking
Oh my.

>>738246787
oh i'm cute dont worry
only thing is that i live in glorious fingolian khanate, too far away :(

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>>738246542
Hmmm well I can deep throat my dildo but I don't know how I would handle the knot. Guess there's really only one way to find out. I can imagine mastiff boys are huge.

Maybe I need a new toy to train on before I go for the real deal

I'm going to work on the gag reflex thing in a few minutes too. I want to be able to throat any guy

Yeah I don't really want puppies but I know that if I want to put my dick in her she probably needs to have some to loosen up a little bit

>>738246894
I am in the southwest but I live about 12 hours from LA driving. Just as a point of reference I guess.

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don't fuck your dog, have your dog fuck you

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>>738247321
Don't fuck a female dog if she isn't in heat at least.
Shit can really hurt them.

>>738247386
>>738247386
>>738247386
This.

>>738247368
Ah okay. Somewhere in Nevada or New Mexico then? that's not so bad of a drive if we met half way

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>>738247448
Good to know. Thanks man. I think I'll be able to control my urges until she would be in heat

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>>738247321
Just gotta do it to find out. If you let the dog just hump your mouth don't think you would have much choice in the matter. He was huge and loved to be jerked off because he never got anything else, felt bad for him.

Gotta train for the worst so always good to train on something slightly bigger then you plan on doing.

Females do need a bit of training from what I've seen. Never been too much into the females. Pure breed puppies are always good money if you sell them on CL or the newspaper.

>>738247604
Something like that. Unfortunately I can't in my current situation. No job, car's broke.

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>>738247678
I really don't think you should fuck the dog, but get a large breed at least.

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>>738248034
Agreed

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>>738247734
Yeah, that's true. I'd probably just start with jerking him off and slowly letting him get close to my face and maybe eventually letting him mount me. I just hope that his knot wouldn't like fill up my mouth so that we would be stuck together it'd be hot but I also like to not be attached to a dog.

I guess that's why I need to train. In case he would be a lot bigger than I anticipated.

Poor dog, he sounds pretty pent up. how did his cock feel and cum taste?

I think I want a male dog first but I like the idea of having both if I ever wanted a vagina. I think the training would be worth it

>>738248034
I'd be smart about it at least. Definitely a big breed but I don't even have a dog so just fantasizing about it

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>>738248503
If I were going to fuck a female dog I wouldn't go smaller than a German Shep personally.

Post butt

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>>738248581
That's probably the kind I would get. I think they're sexy. Or maybe a doberman

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>>738248709
Dobermen have too short of fur for me.
I like longer hair dogs. The only dog I ever got to get mounted by though was a pitbull.

>>738248503
Yeah just be smart about it all around and don't rush anything with any dog. Same way you train you gotta train your dog. Don't wanna get stuck like you said, even if it would be hot.

Never sucked the dog from the tap and only jerked him off. Cum was watery and tasted slightly salty both less then my own. Cock felt very warm and pulsed really fast with his heard. Would hump my hand really hard when he was really to go and I would squeeze his large knot.

I would always go with a male dog if I had the choice. I have a dog but she is female and I don't do anything with her.

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>>738248853
I had a friend who's parents breed American Pitbulls. The male had the best looking huck between his legs. I usually don't have an urge to get mounted by a dog but that boy might have changed my mind given the opportunity.

Needs more Bros beeing bros

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>>738249141
It's not something that I would do unprepared.
Being tied for 40 min was fun though. That dog was massive.

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>>738249283
Damn, sounds hot! Would love to see that or better yet be there.

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>>738248853
oohhh? Do tell.

I like dobermans but I'm kinda like you and prefer longer hair dogs

>>738248966
I wouldn't mind him being stuck if he mounted me and we were doing anal but I don't want him in my mouth so I can't breathe basically.

That's kinda what I thought you meant, you just jacked him off but I can't imagine feeling his cock and not at least tasting his cum. I can only imagine how good his cock felt in your hand and how big that knot must have been

>>738249256
that's my favorite thing. I love two guys who are friends and they have sex or jack each other off regularly.

It makes me wish I was more outgoing with other guys so I could meet a regular friend like that

>>738249450
Apologies but I don't do shows.
I'd say his knot was about the size of 2 tennis balls or so. He was a massive dog and would get in there pretty quick before he swelled up.

>>738249593
See my previous posts.

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>>738249717
Yeah I just read them

sorry I typed everything out before I bothered to proof read.

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>>738249593
Wouldn't want to die with a dog dick in your mouth haha. But yeah in the ass would feel great for you. Would love to jerk you off while you were knotted.

I did taste his cum, licked it off my hand. Then would jerk off with the rest. His cock felt amazing and his knot was slightly smaller then a soft ball. Also had the best balls that he let me play with as well.

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>>738249620
Just wishful thinking.
Sounds amazing! Bet it felt just as good when he was pounding you.

>>738250368
It was great. Sadly I haven't had another chance in years. Best part was when he tied and would tug and try to pull free.

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>>738250256
Oh god I would probably scream with how good it felt to get knotted in the ass and have you jacking me off. I'm just imagining that knot twist and pulse inside of me and having his cum drip out when he finally pulls out. Fuck it would be so hot to get knotted while I'm still wearing a jock strap or something sexy like that

After something like that you'd probably have to have your turn with me too.

Fuuuuuuckm that sounds sooo hot. I wish I was there to see you two together. I love feeling balls so I bet his were super firm and he loved you playing and squeezing him all the time. I am so jealous of you

>>738250498

I can imagine that feeling incredable.

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Have any of you ever DP a fleshlight with another guy?

I really want to try that

>>738241861
>OP image says no homo
>thread full of homo
tellliesontheinternet.rar

>>738250838
You paint a very hot picture! Would love to he apart of that situation. Watching you just melt with that thick knot in you ass and feeling your own cock pulse and spray the ground.

Once the knot pops free just slide right into your loose ass filled with dog cum. Then just pound another load I to you to mix in. Grabbing your jockstrap as I do.

His balls were super full all the time and dangled nicely between his legs. Loved playing with them and then emptying them.

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>>738250498
Hope you get another chance to do it one day. That knot tugging sounds like the best. Certainly one of the perks with being with a dog is feeling that.

fucking hell kyle

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>>738252981
Stop saying my name on accident.

>>738253037
shut up kyle

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>>738251950
lol thank you, I really like erotic stories so I like to get detailed and really just try to get in the moment.

My body would basically go limp while he pumps me full of his cum and having some drip out from behind his knot onto my jock and down my balls. I'm a pretty big squirter so I hope you're ready for a big load all over your hands and body. I hope that after I cum you'll swab my mouth with it on your fingers and then kiss me while he's still thrusting and grinding inside me so that every single drop of his cum is in.

When he finally unties himself from me use his cum as lube and fuck me hard so I can finish sucking his knot and sheath off. You can cum in me as much as you want but you better grab my jockstrap hard and make me beg for it.

Once you're done with me I'd love to blow you again tasting your cum, his cum and my butt and I want to swallow every drop you can still give me

>>738252698
I imagine myself as that lucky fox

i forget that some people know eachother on a first-name basis

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>>738253080
Proceed heartily towards my person, Brethren.

>>738253114
Maybe they do, I'm sure it was meant for someone else though.

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>>738253243
do you wanna fight

cuz youd prolly win

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>>738253416
I might, It would quickly become awkward and sexual, Though.

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>>738253594
im NOT for sexual

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>>738253111
Would have to help you stay up as the dog finishes in you. Using some of the that cum that has been leaking out of your from the heavy dog load as lube to jerk you off with nice and slow. Then will certainly make sure to lick everything clean till he finally dismounts you with a nice flood of cum. We will certainly share a nice deep keep and both taste what the good boy have given you.

Will be sure to fuck as many load into your as my balls has stored away. After watching my dog has it's way with your ass it shouldnt be too hard to nut several times in that ass. Will be yanking that jock so hard to pull you back on my cock that I will be surprised if it didn't break. Will be even hotter if you pulled his cock back to clean it and even rimmed the dog! Always one of my hottest fantasies.

Will try to keep one last load left so you can suck it out of my while cleaning all that dog jizz off my shaft.

>>738253111
Maybe one day you can be that lucky foxy

vehement disagreement

>>738251950
>>738253111
I got so into that I forgot to even say that his balls sounded awesome. They must have hung great and felt so good full of his cum

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>>738253692
Boo.
I'll bother my boyfriend then.

>connection error posting
hmm

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>>738254108

>>738253819
Oh god yes, use his cum as lube to jack me off. Hopefully it hasn't all been absorbed by my jock as it drips down out of my soon to be loose hole.

Fuck this all sounds so fucking hot

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frick

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you two need to just cum already

>>738253819
What the fuck did I just read. Don't jerk and type.

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>>738254247
Will certainly be enough to get a good lube going. Dogs usually cum a lot so will be plenty!

Maybe one day the dream will come true for one of us.

>>738254457
>>738254695
I don't jerk and type

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pouting, now that's cute

>>738254235

howd that toothpaste get all over his nose

>>738255195
it's on his tongue too, i think he's eating it
silly dog they are

>>738255195
Isn't a skilled hygienist

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>>738255195
im a pro

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>>738255285

he couldn't be eating it, it's for teeth

>>738255313

you'd think they'd cover these things in school

>>738255453

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I'm in love with someone.
>save me it's weird.

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>>738255573

>>738255573
he's a dog, he might now know

>>738255635

whatre you doin today

>>738255662

i wonder if kyle needs help brushing his teeth

>>738255745
i'm sure kyle is just fine at brushing their own teeth

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>>738255745
>>738255792
WHO IS THIS IMPOSTER, SHOW THYSELF.

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>>738255745
that is a good question

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>>738255792

idle thought

>>738255954

he's be around at some point, neo-kyle

>>738256081

mm im gonna serve rich white people and hope they give me money

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>>738255573
I am always surprised how little personal health is covered in American schools

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>>738256202
im sorry

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>>738256202
I wont be here, I never am.
Tell them hi.

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>>738256233

swill pit workers do not need to bathe

>>738256294

thanks

>>738256202
i'm not sure what you mean by this

>>738256702

a lot of it is idle thought. of course kyle can brush his teeth, but we like to pretend he's a dog.

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we, excuse me, I
don't worry that's all idle thought too

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>>738257105
>>738257146
oh, i see

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>>738256617
They are usually encourage to do so. They aristocracy does not wish to smell them.

>>738257614

they should all just go to college and become educated, fucking fools

Just happened upon this thread and thought I would add my own story.
I literally just got knotted by my dog a few days ago. He is a lab/hound mix, not sure exactly what, but his cock is fairly large. Bigger than mine, I would say at least 7 inches. Ive been jerking him off for a while now since he has been humping things like blankets and pillows and such. I always think its really hot playing with his cock and then watching him spray sooo much cum. A few days ago I was horny and brought him over and finally got him to mount me. After he got his tip in he started pumping further and further until he was all inside me and then his knot immediately swelled up and locked in. His knot is about the size of a small orange or a large plum. Even after he knotted he kept pumping into me and then when he came I could feel his dick pulsing and filling me with cum. It was actually so hot I almost came without even touching my dick. He stayed like that, still cumming, for about 15 minutes until he started to pull out. That was also fun, feeling his knot stretch my boypussy before plopping out. After that he stayed mounted with his cock hanging down resting in between my cheeks and thighs and I could still feel him spraying cum as it was running down my legs. When he finally dismounted I eagerly teased my cock and came almost instantly.
So far probably some of the best (and most interesting) sex I have ever had.

>>738257907
I should add that that was the first time I had ever been knotted

great job my man

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>>738257806
True! But schools cost a huge amount of money and half of them don't teach you much. American colleges are either there to get a degree from a named university, networking, or just to profit off of you. Most of the time you learn just enough to get into a job then the job really teaches you what you need to know.

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>>738257907
hot
people who haven't been knotted are missing out

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>>738257907

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>>738257907
Dear Petplay,

I never thought it would happen to me, but....

Still a pretty hot little tale.

>>738258176

yea that was the meme

>>738257907
holy fuck i wish this would happen to me

bye

bye dom

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:(

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>>738258354
Fair enough.... can't keep track of all the meme's, nor would I want to.

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Zoofags killing my boner nice. Dog fuckers (abusers) should be put to death

>>738264391

>>738264244
is there an uncensored version?

>>738264290
What if the dog fucks you?