ITT: The most humiliating experience you have had with your parents.

Jacked off to porn games when I was about 11. Mum came in as I turned off the monitor, asked what I was doing. Hung my head in shame and turned the monitor on to reveal the horrors. She talked to me for about half an hour about how I shouldn't do that in my room or whatever.
also bump.

>>738231182
What kind of porn game? Just vanilla?

>>738231222
Nice trips.
I remember one was a pirate porn game. Weird as fuck when I look back on it.
Oh well, doesn't matter. I like dudes now.

>>738231182
>Turned on my monitor on to reveal the horrors
Godspeed.

>>738231308
In my head I was like "I could just slide my foot to turn off the computer" but I was simple and obedient.

>>738231373
You are one courageous bastard

>>738231442
Grown more and more courageous through the years. So much more freedom tbh

Mom gave me a box of porn for my 16th B-Day, like literal refrigerator box, I was unable to be put in my room.... and it was almost filled to the top with buddy mags, porno vids, and hentai. All of it being rough bondage hardcore tentacle porn... really hard to explain what was going on because she dropped it off and gave it to me at my dads house. He was not thrilled.

>>738231075
>was like 6 or something, maybe 8 tops
>father is mechanical engineer building burners at the time
>i like to draw a lot at the time, so i wanna do my father a favor and draw him a burner
>do so and give it to him, he smiles at me and i know while it's a stupid present he appreciate the effort of it
>later on when going to the kitchen i overhear my mother laughing at my drawing
>she goes into detail how retarded it looks and how everything is wrong about it
>i start to tear up, run in there take my picture and throw it away
I know it may be retarded, i never got over this. This is what she's always been like, this is just one more memoriable occation where she turned her true self outside. I try to be a good son, i really do, but that doesn't mean i have to like her.

>>738231509
Oh you poor soul!
>all of it being rough bondage hardcore tentacle porn...
geez, thats the shit I'm looking for

>>738231560
>i start to tear up
Me too, anon. Me too. :'(

>>738231560
U ruined my night's fap, u happy now?

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>>738231585
Anon, that shit is really not that hard to find.
http://hentaihaven.org/
is probably the best hentai video site out there.
Use the tags and cum buckets.

>be me
>drunk and high
>bathroom is too far
>mom has a box in her room
>go to her room and pee in the box just i front of her

next day i didn't remember shit and had a sock in my dick

>>738231264
WAS IT THE ONE WHERE YOU HAVE TO SINK THE OTHER PIRATE SHIPS IN ORDER TO STRIP THE CAPTAIN

>>738231560
Screw her, cut out my dad from my life because my step-mom was doing similar Shit. Haven't talked to him in years. When the butch dies I'm gonna Irish jigg on her grave. Got the kilt for it and everything.

>>738231560
I laughed because I wanted to cry.

>>738231706
kek, you are savage dude

My father caught me jerking off to a picture of my mother in a bikini. He "suggested" I don't do that.

>>738231705
I THINK SO
AHHHHHH

>>738231560
>>738231509
>>738231499
>>738231264
>>738231182
>>738231127
>>738231585
Here's one
>My parents gone one day
>Decide to jack off because fuck it
>Bored and un-entertained to vanilla porn
>Decide to do look up porn of Jaiden Animations
>Keep doing it
>Using incognito mode
>Look at how it doesn't protect from internet providers
>Panic
>Use normal browser for a week
>Friday I forget to delete history
>Parents check my computer sometimes to see if I have fucked up shit
>Be back from school to hear them murmuring
>Run up there as fast as possible
>Parents are looking at my dank meme collection
>Give me a talk about how I should go outside more
>Memes saved me from my parents finding my messed up porn discovery

>>738231182
>how I shouldn't do that in my room or whatever.
where else should you be doing it? Your room is where you have the most privacy, like would she rather you be jizzing all over the bathroom?

>>738231705
OMG I PLAYED THAT ON NEWGROUNDS

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>>738231924

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>>738231924
I had a similar experience
>Parents left one day
>Decide to jack it with comp
>Parents never came back

>>738231924
when i was 16 my mom was very close to find my lorazepam and my ¨Sensual tea¨
She were searching something suspicious on my backpack, so i took it from her hands and started to take out my books, she got bored and i saved my ass cus of my bravery

>>738231968
ironically yes. rather, the shower

>>738232120
Thanks for making me giggle a bit, man

>>738231924
>>Decide to do look up porn of Jaiden Animations
my nigga!

>>738233006
Yeah fam?

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>sister steals mum's credit card
>withdraws money
>mum wonders how she knew the PIN
>I was with my mum at the ATM once, standing like 15meters away from her
>she accuses me of collaborating with my sister
>I say it wasn't even physically possible to see her PIN from that distance
>she says I probably found a way to see it
>I start crying
>she says she doesn't believe my tears
>I go to my room and wish she was dead

>>738233120
im just glad im not the only one who looked that up

>>738233516
You know, It's surprisingly decent for what it is.

>>738231499
tfw grew up to be a pussy

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>>738231264
Ya those pirates are always plubdering one another's booty, probably a key component to your current gayboi problem

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>>738231706
Irish people don't really wear kilts, u'll just look like an autistic gayboi, flailing himself like a ponce

>>738233570
I wonder what she thinks about hentai drawn of her

>>738234019
I honestly don't know
I have a idea
How about we spam her twitter with porn pics of her until she makes a video about it or breaks down?

>>738231560
>>738231706
My step mom is the aame and i cut my dad off too, "she likes u, she even gave u a hug at -event-"

He always says shit avout obvious shit that's bs, "she says she likes you"

Yet she always is passive aggerssive, leaving rooms when i entered, twisting my words when me and my dad had a bit of banter and saying i was being rude, turning a joke into a true attack and my dad veing a neanderthal, would get upset (this was the most upsetting, we used to tale the piss and have a laugh a lot)

Basically the bitch is so dumb she competes with hos family for affection, when we are happy he is happy and votch we dont want that much or that type of affection

He cheated on my mom on the low while she was lost in alcoholism, she's sober now and those annoying kids have one another, alls well that ends well?

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>>738231075
One night, fucking loudly with one of my cousins, her sister saw us and screamed like crazy to all my family that they were sleeping. Well, they did not really care that much, but it was embarrassing. Sorry.

Mom was called about me getting caught masturbating in class, in school suspension for 2 days, never lived it down

>>738234285
Holy shit
Only two days?

>>738233426
Died a bit inside after reading this

my mom found my dickpics on my phone

>>738234386
Yeah, it was permanently taken off the record as long as I didn't do it anymore, (which I did) just wasn't caught. Actually jacked off in in school suspension with a teacher feet away from me. I had issues, and still do really

>>738234164
..she was just smart enough to put on an act, you know, the type of people you see lying and they think they are so fuckin slocl, but urjust letting them be for self entertainment and frivolous results from calling it out, at which point they look even more annoying and stupid because they just compound lies about how they're not full of shit, "I'm always nive to u!" And then trying to get whatever idiot in the room who always backs her up, to almost bully u into 'her being right', she has to 'win'

another reason i don't fuck with it, is kuz u shouldn't try affect another persons pursuit of happiness unless they are truly the grimiest pos.
I wish he was smart enough to know she's playing big game in her head, for my own sale, tho he lies to himself thinking he's a hotshot, in a way they were made for each other

r.i.p lol

>>738234515
thanks bro, no wonders people call me "junk" now.

>>738234602
Huh.

>>738234855
I always want to green text, but motherfuckers just aren't interested, or just don't believe me and tell me to fuck off

>>738234602
Jacking it in public gives you such a rush, the nut is indeed the most intense I ever felt it as I did it in history class many years ago

>>738235016
Go ahead!
Tell me one
This is a ITT thread!

>>738235016
Dude go ahead!

>>738235016

Ignore the fags: FUCK OFF.

Nobody gives a shit. Save your time and go fap to some traps.
SRS

>>738235016
Still lurking, don't keep me waiting

>>738235049
I'd really want to go into detail, but I just pulled an all nighter and got off computer so I'm on mobile. Be me, end of 7th grade. Being summerfag turned 13 and learned how to jerk off by chance, always joked about it with friends acting like I knew what I was talking about, but really didn't just wanted to fit in. Start of 8th grade comes, almost always horny. Eventually have really shitty pictures that I take to school and go to bathroom to try to relieve myself, doesn't work most of the time. One day and I have no fucking idea why or really remember but I just said fuck it. I'm pretty sure I was in bathroom forever and couldn't get off, and didnt want teacher to flip out on me just said fuck it. While in bathroom stall unzipped and unbuttoned pants, put my dick through the hole in boxers, put it under jeans and walk back into classroom. Get back, and I don't really remember why but I just pulled my dick out and fapped until I came. Big ass lover, and there were plenty of girls that delivered as long as I had good seating. Was always smart and strategic, although sometimes very fucking stupid I still don't know how I didn't get caught. Occasionally grope various girls (asses only), and became pretty good at it. Beat off always at least 2 times a day during class, sometimes more. I can remember a couple groping incidents in particular. One was with the girl with the locker next to mine, knew her and she knew me but holy shit did she have one of the best asses I've ever seen. Reach over, grab, hold for a couple seconds. "Anon, if you don't close your locker, lol". Relief. Cont?

>>738235595
Fuck it might want to go into detail anyway lol

>>738232176
>sensual tea

Explain?

>>738235271
Told you motherfuckers never care, r.i.p

>>738235595
do plis

>>738234164
>>738234630

Are you drunk?

>>738231706
Scots wear kilts, not irish you inbreed

>>738235595
>>738235906
Another instance that stood out is when there was a chick, who I grabbed as well. Ironically it was the day I won an award at my school for being outstanding member blah blah blah, little did people know the sick fuck that I was. After huge assembly, walk behind girl who's ass I've been eyeballing and cumming buckets to for weeks, and just put my hands against her ass. She looked back very shyly, and I just looked forward ignoring he and she just assumes is an accident. I probably came 100-150 times if not way more, don't know for sure during my 8th grade year and was never caught. Looking back I feel like somebody had to notice, but either didn't report or preferred to watch instead. One in particular that I can remember is when there was always this brown chick, or lightskin chick not completely sure that just had the absolutely best yoga pants ass. There was a couple minutes until class was out so half the class was lined up at the door and I'm still in my seat and her ass is right in front of me. Start fapping and feels really good, and then my friend comes over and puts his hand on my shoulder and goes on about whatever. Idk why but for some reason I was legitimately mad at him for some reason, lol. Blue balled but still remember because of how close it was. Another instance I remember is when I was in tech class, we were outside of computer lab to watch some boring bullshit about modern scientists. I'm in the back of the class and the first girl I mentioned earlier in the post is sitting slightly far in front of me, but have a really good view of her yoga pants ass (she's white by the way) Teacher behind and to the side of me, but at this point I was basically a master of concealment and not getting caught. Came extremely hard and no one had a clue about it. Have a lot more instances if anyone's interested. Cont? I'd post pics of chicks, but they could be reverse image searched to facebooks/instagrams

>>738236575
Kms

>>738236575
HOLY SHIT
This is legendary, Keep going
>Someone please archive this

>>738237499
For real? I almost have limitless vivid memories of said things happening but nobody really ever gives a fuck.

>>738237652
This is some real shit though
You could write a book about this.
>"Tales of a Thieving Ass Grabber"

>>738236575
Continuing, gonna stop if nobody's reading though. 8th grade still. Math class, teacher always loved me from first day until last day idk why. Sitting basically directly across from her but at a sort of diagonal angle. 2 desks facing each other with 4 seats. Girl next to me, some russian slut who I've seen guys grab on multiple occasions next to me with yoga pants. Not even really focused on her. By now I know the drill, go to bathroom, unzip and unbutton pants, put dick through boxers, pull pants up. Go back to class, sit in seat, just slide my dick out where it feels so nice. I always just had it in the air and never had it under my shirt or hoodies, because it felt ten times worse. Teacher in front of me, decent looking milf. Face isn't the greatest, but has decently sized tits and a really nice ass to boot. Get back to class, pull dick out and fap until I have an amazing feeling while blowing my load. None of the kids at my table know, teacher doesn't know. Always felt amazing. Cont?

>>738238209
CON'T

>>738238486
8th grade still, health class. Rooms completely dark, lights are off for some shitty ass boring documentary about sex and stuff. Obviously wasn't paying attention. White girl next to me had a pretty decently sized ass in tight black jeans. Didn't go to the bathroom that time, classroom is dark so pull my dick out on the spot. Reaches over and grabs ass and faps with the other hand. At this point in the year I basically had it down to a science, was always quick and quite and had the best god damn poker face this world has ever seen. Anyway, proceed to grab ass without her or for some reason anybody else from noticing and fap until I cum buckets. Years later see girl at high school, always looks away and always sketched out whenever she sees me. Pretty sure she knew, lol. 9th grade? Cont?

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too bad the thread turned into fapping at school stories.

>>738239361
Threads been dead for over an hour

>>738238209
>r is when there was always this brown chick, or lightskin chick not completely sure that just had the absolutely best yoga pants ass. There was a couple minutes until class was out so half the class was lined up at the door and I'm still in m
post them goodies anon

>>738240706
I genuinely want to, reverse image search though. Fags can figure out which school she went to, it could all tie back to me kinda easily. Haven't told a soul besides /b/ about the sick fuck outside of me. In a way gets it off my chest