Found this baby bird laying on the floor outside,what do I do with it?

>on the floor outside
you fucking moron

jizz on it

>>738224228
do floors not exist outside or something

>>738224136
Please be nice to it :( bring it to the vet and ask them.

>>738224136
Take a shit on it.

Put it in a box with something soft (dried grass works) it won't eat and a bottlecap or something filled with water and and bring it to an animal care or whatever they are called in English. Ideally a clear plastic box. Also don't forget the vents. Try not to touch it all the time, that just stresses the little guy out.

>>738224136
Put your dick in its mouth

>>738224310
this

stick it up your ass

>>738224136
water+bread

>>738224136
Its old enough to survive alone.
I have a master in biology
FREEEEEEEEEEE ITTTTTTTTTTTT

>>738224136
Don't be a dick to it. The nest is probably where you found it, and the whole thing about the mom not wanting it back if it's been touched is bullshit.

let it free

>>738224136
Regurgitate into its mouth

>>738224396
This, why the fuck do you guys have to try and be so edgy all the time

just let him be

>>738224136
Shower it. It smells like shit

>>738224136
It's a fledgling. Put it back or it will die in your care from stress. The parents are still watching it at that stage in development.

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>>738224256
please OP

>>738224396
Before that, look if there is a nest it has fallen out of. If yes, wait until the parents are away and put it back in there. If you can't, set it in the branches of the tree with the nest and wait. It will cry for it's mother, and if you're lucky they'll come and get him. If nothing happened after 12h, do what I said first.

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>>738224628
Kek

Found a birb last year and asked what to do with it on infinitechan

Ended up sticking its head in my foreskin, Cumming on it then biting its head off

If dubs pick one

Birds are not that important

>>738224136
Put the head of the bird in your asshole.

>>738224295
No. They do not. It's called a ground.

>>738224136
Sacrafice it to Satan.

>>738224136
Put it back outside. Its parents are still taking care of it.

>>738224136
Drown it in brandy, roast it, and eat it whole.

>>738224717
Fuck birds

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Never mind, found the nest in my garage, figured it fell off form there so I put it back. Nice and comfy.

>>738224844
Dubs decided

>>738224884
Fucking faggot.

>>738224884
thanks dude

>>738224769
Pure autism.

Have you never heard of someone installing hard flooring for outside?

>>738224884

You did the right thing, anon.

It's this creatures first chance at life.

Let him have it, don't be a psychopath.

>>738224884
Yeeeeaaah boiiiii

>>738224136
please take it back and shit on it like a real man you fucking faggot

>>738224422
>Put your dick in its mouth


DUBS HAVE SPOKEN
>also
CUM ON IT

>>738224884
Thanks mate, it's nice to know there are good people even on this hub of degeneracy.

>>738224884
now jizz on it

>>738224884

faggot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAYL5H46QnQ

>>738224769
I have marble flooring in the garage. Everybody has it here, so it is floor.

>>738224136
Do whatever the FUCK you wanna do with it. If I was you I would keep it as a pet.

>>738224300
I second this.

Raise it and have a little bird Friend. I had 2 in my life. It's really nice

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>>738224884

Put the bird inside your foreskin. Take a pic.

>>738224884
Thank you very much anon

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>>738224884

good job OP, thanks for not listening to the mentally handicapped anons :)

>>738224136
please bring it back to its nest. if it is in contact with your skin too much it will lose its natural scent and its mother will reject it, leaving it to either die in the wild or be kept by you out of its habitat.

>>738224884
thank god