My friend has fallen asleep What do?

>>738223030
show us his feet

take a pic with your dick out behind him

Give him a facial

Rip those stupid piercings out of his face

>>738223030
Suck his dick, that will teach him to sleep without cuddling with you.

>>738223030
Kill him in his sleep anon

>>738223030
Let him sleep tight, he deserve it.

>>738223193
But im bored if hes sleeping tight

>>738223030
i can't be the only drunk oldfag on here longing for a good ole' fashioned teabag

>>738223030
Lube his cock and jump on it.

>>738223327
>haha prankd
>i prankd u friend

>>738223030
Cum on his face

bucket-o-water

>>738223399
WINRAR

Dip his finger in lighter fluid and set it on fire

>>738223030
Paint his nails

write
SLEEP TIGHT FRIEND
all caps
like an irl macro

How do i make him stop snoring?

>>738223817
bleach

>>738223107
I second this...

>>738223817
If you cum in his mouth, the cum will prohibit him to snore.

Cut his stupid hair off

>>738223030
Put some headphones on him and play your Justin Bieber CD albums at full blast.

>>738223030
suck his dick faggot

Draw a face on his dick

>>738225198
this, you could totally improve his looks

he looks like a retarded with that hair

>>738224442
third pls

>>738223030
Teabag time

Shave off eye brows and superglue them under his eyes

>>738225491
more like, put YOUR dick on his face

>>738223327
roll

>>738225903
Fourth this

>That pic
How did you learn to use a phone Scoob?

>>738223030
SHIT ON HIS FACE! SHIT ON HIS FACE!

Get just a dab of pre-cum and wipe it on his tongue.

If he licks his lips you know he's a homo.

So you're just not Gonna deliver shit you faggot op?

>>738226020
This, rolling for this

Deliver something OP you faggot

>>738223030
Teabag him

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>>738223030
draw a dick on his forehead

>>738223030
Carefully remove and hide his piercings.

>>738227266
WINRAR
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>>738223030
dick in mouth

Op is a faggot

Regardless of what you do I hope he gets better friends some day.

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>>738223030
glarnize his fler!

Sharpie a swastika on his forehead..and rip out those fucking piercings. And pour IcyHot on his junk.

>>738228156
Better how? Op won't deliver and sleepy guy will never know he was contemplating teabagging him

Drop a hot poopy over his eyes

>>738228249
He's on /b/

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>>738223107
>>738224442
>>738225903
>>738226118
Samefag...

>>738227266
WINRAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>738228176
>Pour
>Icyhot
Wut?

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>>738228679

Say "no homo" and then suck his dick

He'll cum in your mouth without having said no homo and thus become gay.

Prank'd!

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glarnize the sleepy boy

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>>738229148
Begone

We are here in this time

Nigger OP wont deliver anyways

>>738229062
But how do you pour it anon? Have you ever used icyhot before? It no pour no good.

>>738223030
Post his dick

Piss on him

>>738223030
take pics of you sucking his dick and post them to his facebook then everyone will think he's gay

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>>738231098
KEK... you just reminded me of the Cartman / Butters south park episode. Still like OP this comment is riddled with faggotry. Welcome to new /b.

fiddle with his cock

>>738223030
Get better looking friends

>>738231276
haha, I was wondering if anyone would recognize that

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>>738223030
STAB HIM WITH A SPOON