/nzg/ - New Zealand General

Sometimes I piss on my feet and dangle them in my GF's mouth when she's asleep, its a little game I like to call, yellow dangler.

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>>738218955

Who's smoking what

Pic related

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>>738220064
I want to retain my braincells thanks

Listening to Alice Cooper show on the radio, some fucking great music. Am doing some work shit while drinking red wine. Trying to figure out if the chick I met yesterday for coffee is worth pursuing. Weird Saturday night.

>>738220153
This.

>>738221186
Did you meet this chick online?

>>738219140

I wouldnt mind being pissed on, its just the clean up afterwards that I wouldnt look forward to. I feel bad enough closing all my porn tabs when Im done, Im sure I would feel worse if I had to get the mop out

>>738220064

Im not smoking nothing because I like being employed and having the freedom to find other jobs.

I cant wait until it is fucking legalised here.

>>738221683
Its weird. Was talking with a mate one day complaining about lack of action.

He says I've got this awesome friend I went to school with. She's good looking, quirky, a real fruit loop. Coz she's a space cadet relationships never last, guys bail on her.

I thought sounds fun but naahhh, don't wanna go there with someone too messed up.

Anyway, couple more months of dry spell I join up tinder just to find her profile. We match and she's down to meet.

I feel bad coz I know her story already and she has no idea we have a mutual friend. She rocked on up to this things thinking I knew nothing about her.

Before the date she said, only able to stay an hour, have commitments. We all know that means, if you're a loser, I've got an excuse to bail. So anyway 2 hours later she's still there laughing and joking away.

I can't complain she's a definate 7. Not sure what my problem is tbh. This wine isn't helping atm.

Seems like most people are out. That's pretty unusual for the nzg crowd. Being Saturday night many of us would be home I'd have thought.

>>738223236

I think theres a sportsball thing going on

>>738223389
Don't tell me what happened. For some reason rugby triggers me. I dgaf about it.

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Wellington checking in.

Why are ID's even gone??

Just moved to Hamilton, this place fucking sucks

>>738220064
Cleaning out the hash catch on my grinder tonight, aww yeee

Dunedin crew getting high

>>738224336

Who are these semen demons?

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>>738224495
well I know one of thems a slut

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how do you guys know you're all from NZ if none of you have flags? anybody could just walk in here and pretend to be a kiwi

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>>738222484
Dude just keep it casual with her. Keep the relationship slow, any time she tries to further the relationship act distant and tell her the least about you possible.
Drip feed yourself to her and if she still likes you after that then she will learn to controll herself.

>>738224639
L and P, fish and chips, hokey pomey, jandals, peanut slabs, sir edmund hillary, buzzy bees, kiwifruit pavlova, and kick it in the guts trev.

t. Some random dude in Helsinki

>>738224336
welly fag here too.

Preping myself for a midnight gaming sesh.

>>738224639

<3

Also the Levin lake rowing club is being occupied by squatters from the Nomads gang. The moar you know.

>>738224685
Awesome advice. Thank you bro.I tend to get all pushy when a girl shows interest, too keep to get to the goods.

Need to remember to back the fuck down, be aloof and not do all the work.

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>>738224639
We aren't a big enough group for people to want to pretend to be us.

We aren't a small enough group to die out.

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>>738224760
What's on the playlist tonight?

(I'm about to load up pic related)

>>738224760

Likewise, quick lurk then into Overwatch. Trying to decide if to play on live or do some more doomfist sillyness.

>>738224741
the 1970s are calling, they want their kiwiana back.

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>>738224861
Just don't get too involved. I dated a girl last year and things were going really well until her messages got less and less and then one day she started ghosting me completely. No reason was given.

>>738224741

Caramilk. Get relevant son

>>738225094
Your dick was too big and it was hurting her too much. I know shes with me and my small dick now. Sorry man, thought you knew.

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>>738224936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usXhiWE2Uc0&list=RDSCD2tB1qILc

Simple shit. Nothing to hard out.
Gonna play one of those weekly tourneys for DotA2.

>>738224940
Flip a coin bro. Whichever you one you hoped it landed on is the one you want to do.

>>738224741
Lewis Road chocolate milk

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>>738225094
Its sad people get scared of hurting people directly like that. They end up hurting them more

Sorry bro.

>>738225435
exactly. She probably thought she was 'letting me down easy' but she should have just told me straight up rather than give me hope.

>>738224639
IDbro....

>>738225281
i want to fill your oesophagus full of my cum pls

>>738225757
Usually I'd would be a straight out no. But you said please so I'll consider it.

Points for correctly spelling oesophagus. Thank fuck you didn't type colon.

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>>738225526
I doubt that was it bro. She likely didn't even put how it would effect you after into consideration. People who do that tend to do it for the ease of it themselves.
Trying to slip out of a relationship is like slipping out of a party. You do it because you dont want to tell the person why or don't want to be convinced to stay.

I can't attest to this woman personally so I'd leave it to you better judgement but thats what I have found with women that I know.

>>738225865

We all know thats full to capacity

Congrats on losing to England in the Rugby you sheep shagging island monkeys.

>>738225537

It's 100% him.

That is all I can reveal.

I think he should become an honorary NZer.

>>738226108
Yeah, you're probably right. At least I was the one to unfriend her though.

I've met another girl since then and I'm really hoping things will go well this time.

>>738226231
Sorry how many world cups did your country win? Thats right it doesn't matter. Its less than ours.

>>738226261
He's our very own Willie Apiata

>>738226231

>Takes the whole British Isles to challenge NZ

Bahahahah. Couldn't even beat EnglandFags in rugby. Haka? More like CHUCKA the game. Your nation should just kill itself.

>>738221186
Alice Glass > Alice Cooper

>>738222309
I want to be pissed on by a hot girl so bad

>>738226122
That remind me, should make a trip to the little boys room soon.

>>738226600
Fucking triggered

NZ. A nation of useless Scottish twats breeding with fat coconut eating islanders. Genocide is the only thing that can return that island to normality.

Oh, and now that you can't play Rugby for shit you will all at least have more time fuck your sheep.

Too much banter not enough kpop

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>>738226829
i really am not the person you think i am though

A few weeks ago an anon told me to listen to kings of Leon's new song. Finally get it now, just heard it on the rock. Its actually a decent song and a million times better than that overplayed sex on fire

If youre here tonight.Ty anon.

>>738226829
this
>>738226908
is this your "IDbro pretending not be IDbro" meme?

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>>738227407
i just feel bad riding on the props of some other poster. but whatever, have some another kpop webm

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r i t a n o n

>кaк дeлa?

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if I roll dubs i'll post them.

>>738227303

No worries bro. Im glad you like it

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>>738227811
rolling for dubbsss

>>738227811
Cough em up

>>738227938
Fuck. Mind. Blown.

Chur.

>>738227938
what song?>

>>738227978
dude, how could you just casually disfigure a goddess like that? repent...

POST'EM

>>738227811
checked

>>738228034

'Find me'. The guitar hook throughout takes me to another place. Still does.

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wait, this IDBro is a woman? guess i'll stick around to take a look at those nudes

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>>738228050
Enhanced her you fuck, obviously you cannot appreciate a good edit when you see one.

>>738228265
Nah it's a dude but we still want to see him nude.

>>738228321
she was already perfect before you ruined her. bad edits...

>>738228223
>>738227303

damn this is good, you guys got any other bands similar to them? Willing to exchange with you guys

>>738228387
Sorry, give me another photo I can do good edits, I promis x

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>>738228460
don't disappoint me, ok?

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>>738228265
he could be.

>>738228573
>he

>>738228624
>bro

Also I need to rant. My local pizza hut Bryndwr has been taken over by muslims. Quality and service now shit. Will never return.

>>738227978
Prefer this version.

>>738228223
Yeah its a grower. Took a while for me to get it. Be a good song to listen to by a fire on the beach as the suns going down. Some rtd's. A few top mates. Good times.

>>738228639
>non-binary

>>738218955
Cool flag /b/ro

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>>738226509
>He's our very own Willie Apiata

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sorry anon, I need another I Van-coughed on that photo it's ruined

NEW ZEALAND IS GARBAGE

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>>738226231
>sheep shagging island monkeys

Just became an auckfag. cn anyone hook me up with something to smoke?

I don't know anyone yet

>>738228876
FUCK OFF SLUT I'LL SLICE YOUR PEPERRONI NIPPLES OFF AND FEED THEM TO THE ALMIGHTY BILL ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKING FUCKBUCKET

>>738228940
sure nigga where you at,

>>738228940

My boss just became a jaffa. I didnt know you smoked stu

>>738228958
NEW ZEALAND IS STILL GARBAGE

>>738228871
i'm sorry anon, i know you mean well and you're putting a lot of effort into these edits, but i have to be honest with you. you've ruined two great photographs and for this very reason, i've lost al faith in your abilities...

>>738228428
A few years old but I still like Boy and Bears song 'Southern Son'.

Atm I listening to a lot of Chris Cornell.
His song 'Thank you' makes me fucking I admit it I'm a faggot
Also Audio slave 'I am the Highway' just gets me in the feels every time.

>>738229077
????

Makes me fucking cry -is what I meant to say.

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>>738228958
>THE ALMIGHTY BILL ENGLISH

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>>738228265

>>738229003
fucking kelston

>>738229232
muh dick

>>738228265

Notice that the picture in:
>>738229232
says that she loves IDbro and cock rather than IDbro's cock....

>>738228826
im going to grow a mustache

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iM TRYING :( >>738229048

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>>738229672

>>738229672
M or F?

>>738229726
>:(

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>>738229777
:) ??? THOUGHTS

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>>738229958

>>738220064
hawkes bay fag here, just some tinny shop stuff

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>>738230018
NICE WORK BRO, GOOD ONE, NICE BRO GOOD FOR THE TEAM, REAL GOOD WORK.

>>738230344
FUCKING DUUUUBBBBBBBSSS>>738227811

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Dunners reporting.

>>738221186
The one on The Sound? My man. What happened on Saturday?
>>738223555
Checked. They drew the game and the series AFAIK, you're welcome.
>>738227303
Listening now, rate it thus far. Cheers, anon.
>>738227582
IS IT REALLY YOU
>Этo хopoшo, дa!

>>738222484
Good going.
Most guys here are either dating obese waddling woman or have gone monk.
Doubt it will be hard to figure out my city.

anyone know a family member who killed themselves yet after the all blacks loss?

>>738223555
Yeah I feel you on this.
Sports with machines, The Olympics sometimes interests me. If I'm not playing a sport otherwise why do I want to pay a bunch of money to sit yelling at some guys I've never even met.

>>738228573
>2015
Jesus fuck....

>>738230916
No but I wish I had a missus to beat the fuck out of.

As if anyone has ever punched their woman because of a rugby loss. Stupid feminists want you to believe that.

>>738230857
> The Sound?
That's the one cunt. Theres some fucking ace stuff. Just everything. Some shit I've never heard before from like 40 years ago even that's got me wanting to check out more. Some Led Zepellin song that I don't know that blew my mind.

>>738230914
Thanks man. I was surprised she seemed so into me. She could be fun for a few weeks, but as another anon said, take it easy at first dont get too involved too quick

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>>738231286
My old boy listens to it so I hear a fair bit of it. I prefer Hauraki if I actually have the radio on, but it's good. What's your most recent tune?

>>738231632
Recent? Do you meant what are they playing atm? The Police walking on the moon. He played a Rolling Stones song Emotional Rescue that was really good

I'm a real metalhead personally. Death, thrash, black all that shit. But like a lot of stuff that has guitars.

Prolly the most mainstream stuff I listen to would be anything with Chris Cornell, Ministry, Too Fighters or Rammstein. Although I heard a Celine Dion song the other day that I like.

Wanna try a bit more old stuff. Feel like I'm missing out. Will give Hauraki a try. Any bands you recommend?

>>738228554
i love grimes

cleared the hash and am eating a straight block or caramilk. no regrets

>>738232161
Dan go to bed.

Royal blood

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Post shit, niggers

https://soundcloud.com/buerak/s2qp3wntq905

anyone else watch the sixth sense on tv2?

man is this what rugby fans feel like when the abs lose? I wasn't ready for this.

>>738234188
>tv

>>738234188
Sixth sense? Man I've got that on DVD. Thanks for the suggestion might watch it now.

Have you seen it before? Good movie I reckon. Not scary, but makes you think. Spun me out first time I saw it and made me wanna see it again straight away.

>>738230857
It is me! Sorry, I didn't reply for a while, I went to McDonalds to get a mcflurry. What's new with you, dunners?

>>738232105
I'm obsessed with her. She's amazing!

>>738234528

See it before but it's been long enough and I'm around 9 beers deep so the ending still got me pretty good.

it's the subtle little theme when he's standing in the doorway at the end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5COtTVsq7E&feature=youtu.be&t=2m28s

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>>738234718
I want to get the same tattoo as hers, the big one all the way down her leg

why arent there 24 hour fish n chip shops? specifically in dunedin

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>>738228321
>>738228387
>>738228460
>>738228554
>>738232105
>>738234718

she's objectively a terrible musician who uses highly derivative gimmicks to market herself to absolute neckbeards who see her as the one female in the world who's just a greasy and unappealing as themselves.

>>738234958
Thats paint not a tattoo. Grimes doesnt have massive leg tats

>>738235081
then why does the exact pattern come up in many of her photos? It's a tattoo m8

>>738226108
I had a girlfriend like this.
Bitch made me dump her because she was too spineless to break up with me, so she deliberately became more and more of a cunt.
Can't imagine why I can't be bothered asking woman out with those kind of experiences, flipping kek.

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>>738235162
because she doesn't wash

>>738226816
Thank you for you kind words.
We offer you a complimentary gift basket a free piece of no 8 wire which will be inserted in your rectum without lube free of charge.
Another words I'm telling you to have sex with yourself.

>>738234958
Yeah, it's really cool. I love everything she does, though haha. Are you male or female?

>>738235033
Ugh, she's so beautiful.

>>738235081
>>738235162
Yeah, it's an actual tattoo.

>>738235232
That's perfectly fine with me.

>>738235399
I'm an attack helicopter

>>738235533
Oh, that's cool. I'm non-binary! :)

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Aight, I am back boys and girls and whatever the fuck >>738235727 is.

Lets bump this thread unessasarily!

>>738236704
i'm gender fluid so boys or girls would both work really :)

>>738236704
Well done. There might be people still to post itt

>>738236822
No you're not. Stop it with that nonsense. It leads nzg anons to root men with tits and experience instant regret. Such as what happened earlier this week

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I asked my gf to do this

>>738236918
Sounds spicy. What happened earlier this week? Spill the beans!

>>738237104
Some dude said he wanted to fuck a trap and asked for advice. It was 50/50 yes/no.

I was in the no camp. Told him it would be gross and he should cross the line. He said he agreed and would cancel the booking.

Except two days later he posted again. He went through with it. Said it was horrible. Was just an ugly ass guy with tits. Anon fucked him missionary, and did cum. But said he tried hard to ignore this guys flaccid dick and balls flapping around as he was pounding him.

He instantly regrets leaves money on dresser and goes home to scrub his skin off in the shower. He's upset that he is straight and though it would be like fucking a woman, but it felt was too gay.

>>738237843
Interesting. Maybe if it was more of a convincing trap he wouldn't have felt so bad about it?

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>>738237843

>>738238086
Dunno. Will see him in another thread in the next couple days. Might ask him. But I think the answer will probably be no.

>>738218955
Why do these retarded threads get posted here every night, there are two separate boards for this.

Wow it's still up

>>738237843
she was a hearty kek though ay m8