Wanna hear the story how anon fucked a legendary trap porn star?

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>>738216494

>>738216494
Dms look fake af

>>738216494
Shit or get off the pot, OP.

>>738216719
Why aren't the check marks blue?

>>738217687
Disabled the Seen feature i do it dont want em bitches knowin i dont wanna bag today kappa

>>738217504

Well it all started on Twitter. Followed her cause all the nudes she posted. One day some asshole tweeted something mean to her. I went all white knight on him kinda cringy when I think about it.

To my surprised I got a retweet and a DM thanking me and she took a personal interest in me. (Both latin)

>>738217907
Cont

>>738217814
>kappa
Get out nigger

>>738217907

We small talked a lot she sent me some videos of her dancing to music and shit.
She's really big on wonder woman and she preferred me to call her delilah and not vaniity cause that's her porn name.

>>738217907
Please tell me youre not OP...
Prove youre OP pls

>>738216494
Op send pics with actual proof you fag

>>738218078
Any ways one day I sent her a picture of me at barcade and she saw a skull on my cap (metal mulisha logo) and she fucking freaks out about it. Tells me she's all about god now and she doesn't want anything to do with bad spirits and demons and that its best we don't talk.

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>>738218229
Forgot pic

>>738218373
Greentext that shit an stop wasting our time anon, fuck sake

>>738218373
Oh it's retarded

>>738218373
Is this a conversation between two retarded children?

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>>738218373
>>738218151

So we don't talk for awhile. She's in LA. I'm in NYC so I go about my life. On July 2nd I get a sms text not from whatsapp she tells me she's in the city visiting the city for 4th of July. Wanted me to come over at the Hilton on the west side.

Fuck it. I go over I didn't realise how tall she be fucking 5'10. Fuck me for being a manlet at 5'8. She's already boozed up. Bottles and shit. I forgot about the whole "spirituality" shit she's into and she gives me shit about a shirt I'm wearing of zombies.

I tell her fuck this I'm out. I get to the bottom of the lobby and she texts me back to come up stairs. She's naked on the bed. Tells me "I just want you to see me as delilah not vaniity"

I go for it. She blows me.
> "hey that's pretty good"

Ask her what position she wants it missionary.

Place a pillow under her back. Start fucking her (condom) but she keeps looking into my fucking eyes like she's in love. Its very awkward for me. Keeps calling me papi. I ask her where she wants it. She tells me her mouth. I pull out a blow a massive load in her mouth she fucking swallows it.

I fuck her 2 more times. Doggy, side position.

We cuddle. She asked me strange shit like if I have a family and what their like. I try to leave she wants to drive me home. She tells me no buts. We get into a rental camry.

Felt creeped out as she wanted to know where I lived

>>738219418
There's a reason we call trans people mentally ill and it seems you found this shit out. I also did too but didn't fuck them thankfully.

They are way to fucking intense, fuck that shit. I'll stick to fapping over Bailey Jay vids thanks

>>738219816
I never been so disappointed in my life. The sex was good but fuck man the awkwardness of just the mental retardation of her took me out of it.

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>>738220001

>>738220001
How does it feel to be a faggot?

>>738220273
Meh nothing really. My dad always called things how he saw them.
> faggot (as he looks at me)

Should have barebacked her, she is a porn star they are tested very regularly. You blew it.

Also if you aren't embracing the dick, then what is even the point of hooking up with a tranny??

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>>738220001
I can imagine bro. Make sure you don't have aids and at least you crossed it off the list. Pic related is the crazy fuck I was gonna sex until the crazy came out.

>>738216494
No.

>>738220945
post dick and explain the crazy

>>738220945
lol, look at that fucking just awake 21yo DUDE

>>738220849
the only people who think trannies are good for hooking up with are people who have never hooked up with a tranny

>>738220945
why were you gonna fuck a guy with a wig?

>>738220849
She's been retired for a while I didn't wanna take that chance. I don't know who's she's fucked besides me.

Also the way she was acting was awkward like a case of autism. She told me she was kidnapped in Allentown PA. And they did witchcraft on her.>>738220849

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>>738216719
>>738219418

>>738216494
Congratulations, you fucked a dude in the ass. Did you at least give him a reach around.

>>738221080
Odd, but crazy bitches are always amazing in the sack. Sounds like she is pretty creepy though.

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>>738221208

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>>738221208
>she

>>738221005
Not got its dick pic but it insisted I treat it like a true woman, wouldn't acknowledge its dick whatsoever. As a bisexual dude I thought it was kinda fucked up. Very opinionated and I could smell the fucking Asperger's syndrome just speaking to it.

Would maybe fuck a bailey tier trans hooker but that's about it. It takes a certain level of crazy to turn into a girl and believe that shit.

>>738221187
Yes

>>738219816
girls do this shit all the time you smelly virgin

>>738221358
Closet homo?

>>738221312
Mofo be cray cray

>>738221436
Yeah but when girls do it. Its because their all hormonal and shit.

When transgender people do it. It comes off as APSD and autism

>>738221436
If you consider normal women and trans people to be the same I know that you're the smelly virgin buddy. Nice try though bro

>>738221345
Stop being a pronoun faggot. It has a fuck hole and is acting like a she. I am not going to write out a six word gender description.

Also read those fucking texts, this thing easily passes as some crazy bitch, if not for the pics.

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>>738221769

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>>738221852

What she was drinking

>>738221895

OHHHH fuck I forgot to tell this part! She was smoking GHB

Did you have the insta-shame that most anons talk about after fucking a trans person?

Have you had anal with a woman, was it the same? In my experience with a guy it's different for some reason, dunno why. Not as smooth or good, feel like an intruder rather than a guest

>>738218373
wtf that texting

She literally is the stupidest pos I have ever seen

>>738221436
you obviously choose the wrong girls

>>738221312
bitch tryin to pray the gay away

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>>738221769

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>>738223306
Evidence of this perceived emotion would be helpful, but quite to the contrary I am in fact bored but fairly cheerful.

Also your meme is stupid and misrepresents what the picture is portraying. Lando is obviously showing off his prized watermelon patch. Han is in disbelief of Lando's nigger level. Nigga is growing watermelons in the clouds.

>>738221769
>this thing easily passes as some crazy bitch, if not for the pics.
>and the penor
>lolwut

>>738224673
"HE" would be confusing, the proper pronoun in adult (read non millennial ultra liberal faggot) would be "IT".

Being this is a thread about a tranny "SHE" seemed the most useful title to alleviate confusion. It is incorrect sure, but is less confusing than "IT" which could refer to any object.

So you happy? We had the fucking pronoun dance. You god damn liberal pukes. I would consider myself more liberal than conservative if you guys weren't such nigger loving cuckold vaginamen.

>>738219418
>she
>her
:^)

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>>738224065

>>738225897
Hey look everyone we got a troll here! Oh shit I got wrecked!
Oh man look at that dank maymay!

>>738226216
you fucked a man

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>>738226319
What the fuck? I am not OP, please stop having homoerotic fantasies about me.

>>738226216
>Evidence of this perceived emotion
>quite to the contrary
>I am in fact
>being pedantic about a meme

Only an autist or a massive faggot would type like this. Which are you?

Guessing OP fucked off. Spiderman?

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>>738227450
Perhaps I should scale back my vocabulary to something you can better understand.

hurrdurr cuck edgy dank meme /b/ro check em my fidget spinner

>>738228199
I could understand your vocabulary just fine. Talking like a faggot doesn't make you smart, it just means you're trying to sound smart.

Which, more often than not, means you're not smart at all. That's what cringy autists do.

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>>738228329
hurdur i have to use word autist and cringe in every post on da 4chan.

>>738228199
you aren't funny

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>>738228329

>>738228431
no, only if you post

>>738228503
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>>738228569
hurrr i durrred my pants

>>738228616
beg for me to get angry

>>738228431
I went through a phase like you in highschool. I was more academically successful than most other kids at my school, and I had above-average reading comprehension. So I made use of all the big words I knew. I knew the meanings of those words and when to use them, so I really did sound smart.

But in the end, all it did was make people around me think I was a pretentious douchebag (and I kind of was, because I talked smart so people would know I was smart), and created a communication barrier for those who weren't as smart, but no less worth talking to.

It doesn't benefit anyone. It doesn't make you sound "cultured". You just sound like, well, the aforementioned pretentious douchebag. Now I still make use of my somewhat large vocabulary, but only when it actually makes what I say more concise, not when it makes it more flowery. A single big word can represent an idea that might otherwise take a whole phrase to say, so it's not such a bad idea in those situations. And that's how actually smart people talk.

So this is probably a good time to start thinking about what image of yourself you actually want to portray. Just some advice, /b/ro.

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>>738228745