>super power drawback come up with a super powers and anons

>>738191547
It comes out in in one giant brick per day

>>738191547
Takes you 3 days of sitting on the shitter in agony as the bars rip through your lower intestine. Usually the blood loss causes you to pass out or fall into a coma

Ability to control temperature around you

>>738191855
You are effected by the opposite temperature.

>>738191855
however if it gets too hot or too cold, you freeze or burn to death.

x-ray vision

>>738193126
Only works on traps.

Ability to ask anything of another human and get a favorable result

>>738191547
>Superpower
Bring able to read peoples minds
>Drawback
Being only able to call others by pronouns for dad
not including daddy

The ability to take your eyeballs out of your head and throw them all the way around the world and they always come back.

>>738194144
it doesn't come back

>>738191547
how about the ability to always be able to guess which flavor any time a store or a candy company does the "guess the mystery flavor" thing. Like you taste it and you can immediately tell what it tastes like

The ability to love.
Drawback:
You can only love my sixth grade teacher mrs. du bois.
For context, she's a real mean lady

I've always wanted the power to be able to control terrestrial crustaceans and make them do my bidding. Only fully terrestrial crustaceans though, semi or fully aquatic ones do not interest me

undeath

>>738191547
the power to make whatever cool paper airplane design you can think of and it always flies the way you imagined it in your head

>>738193358
people can ask of you anything and they get a favorable result

>>738194795
your sense of smell still works and you never "get used" to your own stench

>>738195085
i can live with that
or you know.. unlive

>>738191547
the ability to be myself and openly talk about the things I enjoy with anyone I meet without having having them look at me like I'm weird or think I'm a loser

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the ability to stay away from /b/

>>738195222
noice trips

>>738195175
that's how the drawback gets you. It's one of those "not so bad" things.

Until it's a thousand years later and you're still like "damn that smell seriously won't go away"

>>738194420
It's always semen

>>738194795
No drawback needed. Look up the Curse of Immortality.

Power to fly at the speed of bad news.

>>738195222
whenever you stop browsing /b/ something amazing happens and you completely miss it

>>738195413
>No drawback needed. Look up the Curse of Immortality.

I seriously fucking hate people like you

"bluhh i wouldn't wanna live forever because of my pseudo-philosophical bullshit"

>>738191547
But only as bars.

>>738195661
Not the same faggot.
I can barely live 20 yrs and already want to neck self. I live an average life.

the ability to command the sun to send out rays of light and slowly kill the people you don't like over the course of their lives

>>738196025
for me the reason i dont want to live is because i know one day i will just die
either an unfortunate accident or old age or disease or something but i will die, amd that will make all of my accomplishments worthless
everything ive ever done is completely gone because i dont exist to experience them amymore
which is why im fine with undeath
i always want to keep existing, regardless of the price

>>738195413
When ever you use your power you get bad news.
the ability to summon people with downs syndrome

>>738196025
You just need to find some megalomaniacal goals to keep you interested in staying alive forever. It's not really that hard, be creative.

And if it's undeath, I assume there's necromancy involved, in which case you have all the time you want to build an army of skeletons. If not it would still be fun running around eating people.

Ability to spawn currency in any amount.

>>738193508
-but you're dyslexic

I can fly or some shit

>>738196382
whenever you hang out with the down syndrome people they get all the girls no matter where you go and will never wingman for you

>>738195221
You're the last sentient being on Earth.

>>738196695
you become a prime target of your Internal revenue System

I can send out a parasite to infect anyone, and Hijack their conscience

completely invulnerable to any kind of harm and immortal

>>738197049
You become a self aware downy

>>738196695
You literally have to spawn it by laying eggs then waiting a few weeks for the money to hatch. More money = bigger egg.

>>738197029
the parasite has to come back into your body after you do this and you catch any disease the person had when the parasite went in

>>738197049
easy
sealed in an indestructuble box

>>738197029
whenever you hijack someone's conscience you turn into an advice-giving cricket until they've learned some kind of valuable life lesson

>>738197117
>You become a self aware downy
invulnerable to everything and cant become a downy

>>738197157
that's what i was waiting for

>>738197242
>>738197029

spelling matters, kids

Able to overcome any bad situation

>>738194645
they rebel against you every friday.

the ability to solve these stupid "I'm not a robot" post verification things on the first try without having it cycle through five or six different ones even though you got it right the fucking first time

motherfucker, I selected all of the god damn street signs already fuck

>>738197668

but it costs you the price of one 4chan pass to maintain the ability

>>738197605
you ever get into good situations

Mark Zuckerberg buys out 4chan

Able to understand any obscure reference

>>738197605
the way you overcome it always ends up screwing over someone you really care about

>>738197819
normal conversation becomes incomprehensible

the ability to poop out bird poop instead of people poop so if you commit a crime they will think birds did it

>>738191547
you always clog the toilet, even on dates

the ability to speak any language you want

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>>738198110
You bone density drops to that of a bird

Own the means of production

>>738198190
Humans transcend the need of verbal communication, making your power obsolete

>>738198190
You're god damn right it does, and anyone who wants to complain is retarded.

But you turn into the ethnicity associated with the language when you speak it.

You gain the ability to fix any piece of technology with a mere touch.

the ability to feel accurately the sensations experienced by a person of your choosing in a pornographic film

>>738198428
>You gain the ability to fix any piece of technology with a mere touch.

it breaks again when you stop touching it

>>738198428

Every piece of technology you encounter becomes littered with pornhub ads

>>738198486
You have to pay for all of their bills

>>738198209
you aren't allowed to automate, minimum wage is 20 dollars an hour, and the state forces you to exclusively hire somali refugees

>>738198709
Easy solution, only hire illegals

>>738191547
Shapeshifting into any animal.

>>738198610
>implying this changes anything

>>738198953
You revert to whatever animals you shape into intelligence.

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>>738198839
>somalis

>easy

I can charge phones by holding them

>>738198486
only horse-rape porn is left on earth.
I have the world's most captivating charisma; I can easily convince entire nations to obey me as their leader

>>738198953
Upon changing your shape, you must remain in that state for at least 24hrs before changing again. This also applies to changing back to a human. Attempting a second use of your power within this period succeeds, but a magical force takes hold of a random extremity, which could be a single finger, an entire arm, or even your penis, and twists it until it tears clean off.

>>738199154

only you and male horses left on earth

>>738199153
>>738199153
-by giving up years of your life

>>738198953
no matter what animal you shapeshift into, the crazy australian poacher form rescuers down under shows up and starts hunting you until you turn back into a human

>>738199266
Still not seeing a downside

The power to roast beef AND pee soup.

>>738199360
fuck, kek

>>738199360
you live in the slums of india

>>738199154
whoever you convince to obey you becomes a bumbling fuck up and you can't get them to do anything right

the ability to take the physical form of yourself at any age from birth to your current age

>>738199426
Still can't tune a piano

>>738199426
all soup tastes like piss

>>738199496
You have your memories when you where that age when you change

>>738199154
Because of your charisma people constantly want to rape you. Even your most trusted body guards will attempt it at some point.

>>738199153
if you hold the phone while it's fully charged, it comes to life and and tries to kill you

>>738199501
i dunno why but this one made me laugh

the power to go fast

The ability to teleport a fart

>>738200071
on all 4s

the ability to turn into and out of liquid

>>738200104

only works between other people's asses and your nose

>>738200071
you age rapidly and your metabolism requires you to eat food constantly to stay alive

>>738200248
It's diarrhea

>>738194144
You feel everything that happens to your eyes as they float around the world, being unable to blink. You are in constant agony as your eyes fly across briney seas, and through whipping mountain winds... Through the smoke of the California mountains, and the great toxic smog of inner city London.

>>738200248
Said liquid boils at room temperature

>>738197663
Fucking kek oh my god

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>>738200543
I wonder if he saw that one coming!

>>738194871
You get somehow manage to get a papercut on your dick head or ball sack every time you make one.

>>738195222
You are here forever

The ability to convince people to give you free drugs and sex just by making eye contact when asking.

can time travel back exactly 24 hours and change things to alter the timeline

>>738196102
You can only do it while standing in direct sunlight, and you have to hold your hands outstretched and chant 'NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER' in your highest-pitched voice possible to channel it.

>>738200811
only works on people with HIV

>>738200865
But it takes you a week to travel back and you lose your memory in the process.

>>738200811
once they are convinced, you have to get to know them and hang out with them and their idiot friends at least once a week

>>738196382
They shit their pants upon summoning

>>738200811
Mutation causes explosive diarrhea

>>738200960
Free weed and blowjobs for life? You didn't think that one through.

>>738196695
You can only summon in pennies.

You are a pyromancer

the ability to control your muscle mass and body fat percentage

>>738194144
They come back to your hand, but we haven't yet invented a viable way to reattach them. Plus they bounce off things on the way, so they're all jelly

>>738201395
But you need hard work, dedication, effort, a diet plan, and a gym pass, and in a couple months it finaly kicks in

>>738201395
the volume of your body always stays the same

>>738199337
Is the eagle there?

>>738201395
It turns you into a Jersey shores type meathead by constantly converting fat to muscle and muscle to energy. Your kidneys fail and you die.

>>738201664
the eagle is dead dude they only live like 20 years

lets be realistic here

the ability to live normally without any nutrition, water, or air

>>738200316
Fucking kek the ability to teleport other people's farts from their asses to your own nose.

God would that be a power for a guy with a fart fetish.

You can make any girl fuck you

>>738201827
you are now allergic to all of those things

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>>738200699

>>738201847
you have cancer

>>738201847
you can never tell if she's going to change her mind later and accuse you of rape

>>738201847
but you also have penile disfunction

>>738200865
Every time you travel back in time your dick gets 1cm smaller

>>738195413
Underated reply

I can teleport my penis

>>738201774
So that poacher dude was at least 45 if not 50, you mean to tell me he's up to poaching literally ANY animal when he's pushing 70?

>>738195222
you become a tumblr whale instead

The power to always know when someone is going to rape you

You can see through playing cards

>>738196695
It can only be North Korean Won.

>>738202365
But you're ugly, so it never comes up

>>738202283
You must ask your penis for acceptance to be teleported.

>extremely good learning ability

>>738202472
But only if they're female and it looks like you are staring at their tits

>>738202286
You do what you gotta to do put food on the table man.

>>738202669
when it comes to leveling up characters in video games

>>738202669
Can only learn 1 topic every day, so you have to be careful not to read anything you don't want to learn.

Ability to move all bricks at once on Earth with mind.

>>738203044
It still puts the physical strain of lifting said bricks on your muscles even when done with the mind

>>738202472
>see through playing cards
>you just see the table that's behind the card

>>738203228
kek spot on

ability to always win your saving throws no matter how bad your stats are

being gay

you can turn pennies into dollar bills

>>738193508
You only hear negative thoughts

the ability to control time

>>738203601
only between the hours of 2-4am on weekdays

Sheer Heart attack has no weakness

>>738203547
but only one penny a day.

Ability to eat and not gain fat

>>738204116
you throw up after every meal

the ability to hypnotise people

>>738204218
>the ability to hypnotise people

but you realize it's not a superpower

you can transform any food into any other food

>>738203601
Time is an illusion, so your ability is actually to control illusions.

>>738203547
you have to lick the penny first

>>738204322
i mean full blown snap my fingers and you do what i say!

>>738203368
You will always survive, but when you do make a save that you shouldn't have, the shock causes you to permantly lose one consitution point.

The ability to make any OP deliver.

>>738204439
It's completely random and only works once per food item.

>>738194871
can only be made from used toilet paper

>>738204720
In order for this to work for the day, your first post on /b/ must be to open a thead saying you will get at least trips or better, and get it on the OP.

the ability to make anyone go away when you want them to

>>738205605
But you don't want them to.

>>738205677
go away

>>738205605
You can only make them go away for a maximum of ten seconds, at which point they're right back where they started.

Supernatural charisma.

the ability to completely change and warp reality to my will

>>738206209

but you're a crushed and broken soul with no will to do or change anything except to shitpost on /b/ and eat microwaveable burritos

>>738206209
Every time you change reality, reality changes itself. The effects are completely random and irreversible.

>>738204720
But somehow OP is still a fag

>>738206406
Lol that's a good one. Give your gf huge tits and your dog catches on fire..

>>738206406
>>738206562

in the whole of reality, a "completely random" event would almost never occur anywhere near you or be anything that you would notice

>>738206801
Yeah, but say you materialize the perfect sandwich and that makes everyone on the planet's eyes explode. Still a risk worth taking?

>>738197776
My man

the ability to survive any apocalypse situation (e.g. zombies, plague, global warming)

>>738197668
>not using legacy captcha

the ability to master any skill or ability within 10 minutes

>>738205787
no nigger

>>738207692
every time you master a new one, the last skill you learned resets back to zero skill

>be able to make any drawing come to life whether it's a shitty drawing of mine or fucking bob ross

>>738207434
But you can and will still die of old age

>>738208736

=o

Noo!

>>738208301
No matter what it is, it's always evil and retarded like the doodlebob.

can communicate directly with our lord and savior jesus christ

The ability to control the weather to any degree. Everywhere from epic meteor and ten tornadoes shower to a light dusting of snow.

>>738209101
He's really needy, and constantly calls you back and whines about how humanity is so terrible.

>>738206166
It only works on supernatural beings, and they're all really fucking ugly.

>>738209101
He can only exist as he (may or may not have) existed over 2000 years ago. He cannot understand anything from our time period and does not use the modern version of the language we speak.

>>738209101
sometimes it connects you with a random kid named jesus from random areas of south america

>>738194250
Kek

>>738209189
Every time you use your power in any way, the climate warms, by 1 degree.

>>738191547
>Can phase through walls and other solid objects at will, as well as becoming totally invisible.

Ability to freeze time

>>738209594
no ability to unfreeze it

>>738209594
Things live in between the seconds. At first they just watch you, but they start acting more and more hostile.

>>738209580
Can't turn it off.
> you're a ghost who can't interact with humans

>>738209580
Your clothes don't come with you through walls and surfaces, they also won't turn invisible

Telekinesis, planetary scale

>>738209594
your mortal enemy can also move in the stopped time.

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Power to turn cats into bombs

>>738209886
You become a Muslim

>>738209886
if you don't blow something up once a day, you explode.

The ability to resize any parts of your body (growing and shrinking)

People are compelled to do what I say

>>738191547
Because gold is very heavy you have about 30 lbs of metal slowly sliding its way through your body every single day. It's not soft like mundane feces so passing the gold is absolute agony. Every irregular edge and crevice of the metallic turd refuses to accomodate the shape of your asshole. Also sometimes it comes out sideways lol

>>738210071
you will never get the proportions exactly right

>>738209886
Detonating one cat sets off every other cat in the world

Power:
>Being in on every conspiracy known to man.

>>738210071
Your penis never changes size.

>>738210097
you can't tell someone to do what you won't do yourself

We're discussing purely contextual super powers here, right? Like, the ability to seduce any woman, yet can only orgasm from getting fucked in the ass by fake dick.

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>>738197243
That's not how this works

>>738210219
> fuck me

>>738210179
But you're literally a fly on the wall in the rooms where they're planned.

>>738210097
But you've become mute, and as such can only use sign language, effectively limiting your power to others who understand sign language.

>>738210242
I'd fuck me, is that normal?

>>738210303
It's a loophole

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>>738197776
This

>>738210225
Just try to come up with something interesting

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>>738197819
Don't you dare invoke that name

>>738209519
Kek

The ability to invoke unlimited priviledge

You have perfect aim and coordination

>>738209711
Make this a movie

>>738210570
But only when peeing

>>738198428
Every time you use language improperly you loose an iq point.

>>738210543
you slowly turn into a black transwoman as you use it.

the ability to actually change someone else's gender right down to the chromosomes

>>738210863
You also change yours

>>738210863
It's decided for everyone in the room by a coin flip once a day.

the ability to make any women orgasm... with eye contact!

all keyboards and mice become instantly sanitary and clean a moment before you touch them

>>738211489

it causes permanent blindness for the woman

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>>738211489
You meant physical contact with their eyes right?

>>738211489
She never stops having an orgasm

>>738211498
You still think they're completely germ-ridden and disgusting

The ability to inflict a rabies-like disease that turns animals into mad rapists

i can make snow appear out of nowhere

>>738211593
NOICE!

>>738211846

the way you inflict it is by fucking the animal

>>738211846
First victim is you

The ability to eliminate all non aryans

>>738211846
you get an uncontrollable urge to eat the body after you rPE IT

>>738211907
One flake at a time

>>after you eliminate them you become black!

>>738212228
Your power defines "Aryan" using the old definition, so only people from northern India are safe

>>738212228

you have to sacrifice your own life to do it

>>738212430
The ultimate curse

Flash's powers

>>738212675
only while sucking a dick

>>738191547
The ability to create small circle areas in which you're able to control/stop time.

>>738212569
Gift in a curse

>>738213102

you can only create them inside your colon

>>738207434
but you can't stop pooping

you always know the exact time without using a device or any other means of telling time

the ability to infallibly win any internet argument

>>738214099
But time will speed up x16 when you are happy

Superman-tier strength and invulnerability