Craigslist thread: Post stories, nudes, ads, etc

>>738190237
Found an older cuck couple. I've been with them for like 3 years.
Also another older lady that likes to have phone sex. She has a huge impreg fetish

>>738190842
How much older?

>free section
>vintage kenwood receiver
>reply
>get it
>works great

>>738190842

You send them a nude first?

>>738190237

once bought a futon off craigslist shit was dope

>>738191664
Yes, a body shot

>>738191817
Been considering this but I don't want my nude out in the world. Cheers to you for having balls

>>738192099
Use a 2nd email address without your name
Slightly change your age

If I give a chick just seven dollars is she gonna suck my dick? Or beat my ass?

>>738192975
Dude has no chill

>Be me, 15
>Horny teenager
>Put ad on CL to suck dick and such
>Guys is interested, probably in his thirties
>Lie about my age
>We meet up and he drives us to this place. Don't really remember what the building was, but we went off the side of it onto this trail
>We were pretty in the open but we didn't care because we were horny as hell
>I pull down my pants and whip it out. He sucks my cock for a bit and it feels pretty good but I didn't cum.
>He gets back up so I can suck him
>I get down on my knees and pull down his underwear
>Fuck, he's thick as hell
>Not that big in length tho
>I start to suck him and I'm inexperienced as hell but he's loving it
>after a couple of minutes he starts pushing me down further onto his cock and I start gagging a bit. I can tell he's close.
>He finally shoves my head onto the base of his cock and shoots his load down my throat.
>Slowly his cum
>We quickly get dressed because we thought we heard someone.
>Takes me back to where he picked me up and leaves.
>Go home and jerk off to the thought of it.

That was my first time doing gay shit and I haven't done anything since, but I really want to fuck a guy's ass or suck and get sucked. Totally wanna creampie a guy's butt so bad.

>>738194340
Where do you live?

>>738194976
High Point, North Carolina.

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>be me
>twenty something years old
>browsing craigslist at work daily in mw4m section
>see ad for horny milf wanting a young man to fuck her in her back yard while sunbathing
>start sending emails back and forth, tells me her name is Claire
>send nudes back and forth, never see her face
>emails stop, we never meet up
>fast forward a couple of weeks
>laying in bed and get a text from my hot neighbor (I've known her for years, wanted to fuck but lives with fiancé)
>"hey sorry did you hear us outside?"
>my reply "what? No?"
>her "we were outside running around naked lol sorry"
>I got an instant boner and started peeking out of the windows
>a few more texts and she ends up asking me if I have any drinks to give her and a friend
>give her some soda or some shit I have in the fridge and tell her to have fun
>get a text a few min later from a number idk "you stupid fuck"
>I'm confused and start texting back, find out it's her fiancé
>him "you should have whipped your dick out and let her suck that shit dry"
>I tell him if he's serious to just send her back
>he tells me that I need to take her back into my back room and open the blinds so him and her friend can watch
>she comes back, asks for some food or some shit, before she knew it I had my rock hard cock out of my sweats
>she drops to her knees and sucks me so fucking good
>take her back into the room, lay on my couch and let her finish while he watches with her friend
>after we're done she leaves and says, "by the way, I'm Claire"

My mind was fucking BLOWN
That was the beginning of the hottest neighbor relationship I've ever had

Pic was hers from the ad

Trying to get my dick sucked right now

>>738194340

Is this like pasta now or are you just posting it over and over cause you like sharing?

>>738196204
I just enjoy sharing

>>738195982
So am I. I have a weeklong load that I need to blow.
All there is up on CL right now is old guys

>>738195599
Post more stories.
How long where you with them?
What kinky shit did you do?

>>738196204
Does it matter?

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>get up in the morning
>make coveffe
>take a dump and read Casual Encounters
>on the the toilet.
>Laugh my ass off.
>Hookers, desperate people.
>All voted for Trump.

>>738196848
>>All voted for Trump.
>Casual Encounters

>>738190237
Anyone archive last thread?

>>738197105
Why?

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>>738196518
So here's another occasion
>be at the gym just doing my workout
>text from neighbor guy "hey so I need you to text her and tell her to be your little slut for you tonight"
>so I did it and she replied "gladly"
>I tell him what time I'll be home and he says to let him know after I'm showered and ready
>get home, clean up, get ready, sent text
>he sends her over to my back door wearing a school girl outfit with pigtails, holding an iPad
>she sets up the iPad on a nightstand in my room to record and we start fucking
>her pussy was so wet and tight, she knew how to do everything, he has her training so fucking well
>I'm fucking her from behind with my thumb in her ass and running her clit and she's squirting all over my bed
>I let out my load inside of her and she laughs and goes right home
>moments later I get a text "I'm eating your sweet loaf out of her cunt right now bud thanks

Went to bed with the biggest smile ever

Is there a better way besides Craigslist to find someone to let me watch them fuck my girlfriend?

>>738197268
there was a greentext I wanted to save to fap too

>>738197357
I meant load lol, not loaf....

>>738197489
Wanna be more specific?

>>738197620
the guy who was semi raped but liked it, he was underage but coerced into dudes van

>>738197722
>14yo searchin craigslist, at this point is already gotten 2-3 blowjobs from guys through there
>find one ad looking for a younger submissive bottom
>tried to get one of the guys before to fuck me but they chickened out since I was obviously underage
>this guy tries to pick me up in his van, in my driveway texting me
>i freak out and tell him my dad was on his way home and that i was only 16 so he'd get in trouble
>he said he doesn't care about my age and I should come with him before my dad came
>finally get him to leave but I told him to come back that night when everyone was asleep
>he comes and gets me around 10:30, we drive around and he parks in an apartment parking lot and tells me to get naked
>he has his pants off and we go to the back of his van, the seats are laid down so it's like a bed
>he has me suck him off till he's hard, made me choke a few times pushing on my head
>he pushes me onto my back and starts sucking my dick, nuts and asshole
>after awhile he has me in missionary position kissing me and prodding at my asshole
>never had anything more than my own finger in my ass at this point so he's pretty girthy for me
>tried to push head in but it hurts so i push away
>get scared again and tell him I'll just suck him off
>he puts his hands on my shoulders and pulls me back telling me it's fine and that I'll like it
>keeps trying to get the head in as I struggled to scoot away
>finally just rams it in, maybe 3" or so
>I screamed bloody murder, felt like he shoved a knife in my asshole
>he covered my mouth with one hand and put the other on top of my head to keep me in place
>I had tears streaming down my cheeks as he was fucking me, but it started to feel good so I stopped struggling
>by the time he blew in me he was balls deep all 9" and fucking me pretty rough
>dropped me back off at my place and I never heard from him again

>>738197357
I forgot to mention the dirty talk, god she was so good at that. Calling me her daddy and telling me she's my nasty neighbor slut. Ughhhhh

>>738197357
I'm >>738190842
That reminds me of my story
>3-way texting with the couple
>It's been a week since our last encounter
>Asked me if I'm horny
>Tell them I haven't came since last time
>She says he's fucking horny and needs my cum
>Meet up in an empty lot that hidden
>Husband is driving, wife in passenger
>Wife gets out makes out with me
>Pulls down my pants and sucks my cock
>She stands and pulls down her pants
>I spread her pussy and eat her out
>She gets wet easily
>She bends over the passenger seat facing the husband
>I start fucking her from behind hard
>Husband is watching her as she's moaning loudly
>She cums on my cock and I cum the weeklong load in her
>Husband tells me to keep it in and get it all out in her
>Pull out and wife cleans me off
>We leave
A week later I go to their house and there was a huge cum stain on their bed. They told me it was mine. When they got home it leaked all over the bed when he was eating it out

>>738197918
thanks anon

>>738190237
https://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/cas/6207330536.html
>>I post under here. Cause. Phsylogical conditoons are not. Genders
>>So it says I am a someone. Which I am.
>implying straight guys look at t4m ads

Dude's not even a tranny lol

>>738197407
Where do you live?

>>738197407
Getting with personal friends or looking at dating sites or something

>>738197407
Seriously, where do you live? I might be down.

>>738198848
christ you're sad

>>738199152
And you're pathetic. What's your point?

The man wants to watch someone fuck his girl. Wouldn't be the first time it's happened. If she's attractive enough and we hit it off, I'm getting laid and you're still in the basement jerking off.

>>738199313
Well my apartment is on the 4th floor so I don't have a basement. It's not about fucking someone else's girl, it's about the begging for sex on a dead /b/thread. I'm ashamed I'm here to witness how pathetic you are, but I stand witness to you begging for sex on a dead craigslist hookup story thread on /b/. You are beyond worthless, you don't even exist.

>>738199719
lol this guy

>>738199849
yeah..that guy

>ad for getting my ass fucked
> set it up and go over
>i recognized the person as the district attorney of the county I live in
> we fuck both top and bottom each other
>i tell him I know who he is
>he freaks out starts studdering and stuff
> tell him its okay he can buy my time
>leave there with $470 and home home and shit cum for a hour

>>738199719
Who the fuck is begging, retard? I asked where he was at and let him know I might be down. The post was less than 15 minutes before mine.

You're on a thread about Craigslist hookups, and you don't even know how Craigslist hookups work.

Go back to jerkin your micro dick, son. Let the adults talk.

>>738200423
>it's purely physical
It's what CL is for. Just to have a good fuck and nothing else

>>738200270
'where can I find a guy to fuck my girl?'
>where do you live
>no seriously where do you live
You're not a desperate virgin at all.

>>738198381
>>So it says I am a someone. Which I am.

What's he even talking about?

>>738200270
why even bother responding to him? You're literally responding to someone who'll probably amount to nothing.

>>738200890
I'm >>738198200
It's nice being friends with them, but we know we are just using each other for sex. I get pussy, she gets cock, he gets a creampie to fuck/eat out. Everyone wins

>>738200784
Keep trying to shame someone. It aint gonna work.

You got me. I'm a total virgin and don't get laid on a regular basis in the least. I've never been in an orgy, gangbang, or done tons of kinky shit that you only dream about.

Should I be more like you and hide in the shadows, hoping for the chance to mock someone for doing things I desperately want to but don't have the balls to put myself out there for? I want to be just like you, anon. You're my hero. Please guide me!

Are you happy now, micro dick?

I think I hear your lotion calling you, it misses you.

>>738200956
Because I'm bored and avoiding doing the dishes.

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>>738201154

right on. yeah, my situation is different as i've never met him and they are basically separated. she is over relationships at this point and just wants to get dicked down or suck sometimes. we meet about 2-3 times a week on average. sometimes she lets me take pics/vids, other times i just nab them when she's bent over. she's taken more loads in/on her than any girlfriend i've ever had has.

>>738201154
>he gets a creampie to fuck/eat out.
Cuckolds are literally subhuman.

>>738201547
The wife I'm with has talked about making a sex film with me. So far all the pics and vids have been on her phone.
She can't have kids, so I'm also blown countless loads in her. With the whole cuck thing, she likes creampies and he likes eating it out.
Usually we meet 1-2 times a week. When she's in heat, it can be up to 5 times. She just loves spreading

>>738201857
It's what he likes. I don't complain about it, and I'm sure you wouldn't if you were in my shoes

>>738202215
Have you done anal with her?
We are talking about anal, but we haven't yet. She's a anal virgin

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>>738202032
>I don't complain about it, and I'm sure you wouldn't if you were in my shoes
I'm definitely not saying you should care, it's just so pathetic how someone can literally be into watching his wife get fucked by another man and then eating the dude's cum.
Sure, we all have some weird fetish, but that is definitely one of the most pathetic, and the fact that he actually follows through with it rather than just sticking with the porn is baffling.

>>738201264
I'm not trying to shame you. I'm pointing and laughing at you. I'm not calling other anons around to gaze upon you with disgust. I'm pointing and laughing at you out of my own morbid curiosity. It's a eureka momemt of sorts, holy shit look at this thing i found. Its how the first people to set eyes on joe merrick responded.

>>738202601
And your life is the epitome of manliness.

They're both into it, are consenting adults, explore it together, and are apparently happy with it.

Keep judging to make yourself feel better about your shit. It's going to work out real well for you in life.

>>738203192
Go home to plebbit permavirgin.

>>738202985
Dude, you're still here? I figured you'd be back to sniffing your moms panties by now. Good job on the personal restraint!

Thanks for the insight into your mind. I see now why you are so obsessed with being the one pointing and laughing, as you are usually on the other end of it. Glad I could give you that experience.

>>738203192
faggot

>>738203325
>>738203448
Ooooh! Must have hit a nerve with that one!

>>738203447
Go home to plebbit permavirgin.

>>738202601
He's bi and loves cding and cock.
She likes never-ending sex. I have a smaller fist than he does and can fist her hard
Both of them get plenty of itches filled with me

>>738203515
faggot

>>738203523
Go home to permavirgin, plebbit.

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>>738203192
Are you a cuck, anon? And don't even say you aren't, because only a literal cuckold would get that defensive over me making fun of "men" who like watching their wife get fucked by other guys.
Cuckolds aren't real men, and should be made fun of at every chance for being so inferior. You've been inferior with everything you've done, so you found a way to get off to that; it's sickening.
In fact, I should stop speaking of your inferiority, because you're probably jerking your little dick off to it right now.

>>738203552
Yep. Definitely hit a nerve.

Go home to plebbit permavirgin.

>>738203766
faggot

>>738203766
faggot cuck plebbit piece of cum nugget

>>738196373
If you were in MN you could get a 20 year old boy to take care of that for ya ;)

>>738203663
Of my many kinks, being a cuck is not one of them. Nice try on the emasculation attempt though. I can see how that's probably worked for you before.

I'm not jerking my little dick at all, so if that's all that's stopping you, feel free to keep going.

Your attitude speaks more of your own fear of your homosexual thoughts and inferiority complex. It's shining out like a big neon sign screaming "I'm a repressed homo and will never amount to anything in life so I'm going to call everyone else that and hate them for it!"

There is nothing more gay than obsessing over some guys dick and what he does with it.

I got a really good deal on a Microsoft Surface 4. 50% of new price and it was in mint condition. Faggot didn't like it and wanted an apple instead.

Been enjoying it for a few months now.

>>738203766
im not even anon you were arguing with, honestly I'm not sure what you are arguing about. but I do know that you're a faggot plebbit reject seeking refuge in the wrong fucking place, faggot.

>>738203845
>>738203883
>>738204144
Wow! This is getting boring, guys. Could you come up with some better retorts?

>>738204152
I would take up that offer from that boy if I was in MN

>>738204301
Thanks! I'll keep that in mind.

>>738204302
faggot

>>738204406
faggot

>>738192975
I respect this man, hope he got all those blocks sold!

>>738204437
So that would be a "no" then.

Disappointing.

Not even a roody-poo or a neckbeard?

>>738204406
you stick out like a sore faggot.

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>>738204168
>I can see how that's probably worked for you before.
This is actually my first time debating literal cuckolds, but thank you.
>Your attitude speaks more of your own fear of your homosexual thoughts and inferiority complex
Really has nothing to do a with being a cuck, does it? Even if I had the overwhelming urge to suck dick and eat cum, I wouldn't want the disgusting sloppy seconds. Of course, this is the opinion of a man who very rarely has homosexual thoughts, so I suppose I don't have to worry about that.
>"I'm going to call everyone else that and hate them for it!"
There is such a huge difference between homos and cucks, and it's really unfortunate that you can't see that.

>>738204550
faggots is as faggots do

>>738204474
I know you are but what am I?!

>>738192975
kek

>>738204637
A virgin, pretending to be a cuck, who's a closeted homo in denial, trying to pick up chicks on /b/ resorting to literal children's arguments.

>>738204637
faggot

>>738204801
aka pathetic

>>738204588
You know, those Star Wars memes are really helping me take you seriously and convince me you're not 12.

All I see is a child projecting his own insecurities and fears into the world. Keep going like that, anon. You'll get far in life.

>>738204637
>>738204801
>>738204855
>>738204932
Basically a faggot.

>>738204957
>memes

>>738204957
faggot

>>738204801
I am?! Thank you anon! You have solved my existential crisis!

>not realizing the irony in their own statement.

>>738205107
faggot

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Found this a few months ago for a Craigslist thread

Alright, my work is done here! Time to go do the dishes. Thanks for what passes as entertainment, kids!

>>738205199
faggot

>>738205173
Fat CL sluts are worth it. Easy pussy that will keep coming to you for more

>>738205173
Craigslist thread is over. We're just calling each other faggots and cucks now.

Try to keep up.

>>738205107
>their

>>738205199
scrub my nuts fag

>>738205173
What's with her?

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>>738204620
>>738204855
>>738205027
>>738205098
>>738205164
>>738205248
Un-fag yourselves with sprinkles

>>738205330
eat shit and die reddit cuck

>>738205398
>dat ass
Is that from an ad?

>>738205398
Fag

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>>738205394
Gross Dayton whore wanting dick

havent had many good experience w/ CL or Tinder, but this one was probably the most decent
>Be me, 18 or 19
>Post ad for bj, possibly willing to give for right dude
>Dude responds with no pics but it super cool and nice
>Figure even if he's fugly I'll feel comfortable with it cuz he's got a great personality
>ofc he's fat
>ofc he's got a small dick
>prob in his 40's or 50s, hard dick is like 2 inches, maybe 3
>hairy and balls kinda unclean but dealt with it
>he strattled over my chest and slowly face-fucked me
>kept stopping when he got close to cumming which got annoying
>got sick of it and next time he said he was getting close I took it all in (the whole 3 inches kek) and rubbed the bottom of it with my tongue
>Feeling warm spurts in my mouth about 8 times, pretty big load, tasteless which I much preferred.

Despite his looks it was still pretty hot, every other time I tried with guys, even with better dicks and looks it was worse. Only swallowed 1 other guy and it was a terrible taste that was really hard to rinse out. Cringed as I swallowed because it was just rancid. Also gave me a scare for an STI but I came out clean. I think the scare is gonna keep me from ever trying it again, but if I found a clean dude with better tasting cum I'd totally be down

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I see this guy posting regularly in the strictly platonic section.

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>>738205482
Yup. Didn't screenshot the ad cuz it wasn't half as hilarious as this fat nigger covered in frosting and sprankles.

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>>738204957
>You know, you defending cucks is really helping me take you seriously and convince me you're not 12.

>>738205566
>65
>virgin
Makes me realize my life isn't so bad after all

>>738201547
daaamnnn

>>738202215
You are a lucky man.

>>738190237
Once I was selling a old dirt bike to this Chinese guy, but he wouldn't what to pay the amount I wanted. So he kept on messaging me over a span of a week. And later I got a check from him. All I had to do was sign it and then I get the money. I didn't sign it but he got my identity and credit cards.

>>738206307
>but he got my identity and credit cards.

How'd that happen?

>>738206307
My step mom got scammed into selling a used oven. She accepted a check and let them take the oven. When she tried to cash the check it turned out to be a stolen checkbook and the cops talked to her as if she was a thief trying to write bogus checks to herself. So not only did she get scammed out of the oven, but she almost got charged with a crime as well.

>>738206805
I ask that question everyday

>>738206828
Shit man Sorry for that

>>738206828
>used oven

>>738206944
Her fault, she was dumb as fuck for accepting a check from a total stranger.

>>738190237

> in ~40-50 attempts where emails were exchanged in 2-year period
> about 60-70% are the same people
> these "regulars" are savy yet desperate
> always end convo with one of these people and, trust me
> met ~14 of them. After this, about 7-8 are the habitual "regular" losers
> only 3 were ever worth remembering
> lots of fat, uglies that I refused to meet
> of the 3, only 1 girl was better than average looking and she was underage, poor white trash (she lied), but it was pretty obvious when we met
> paranoid and hung out, but nothing sexual. She clearly did though and tried getting me jealous by citing the other guys she would see. I felt bad for her
> of the other 2, one was average, but married. The other was slightly less than average, but nice
> fucked these 2 girls.
> both ended up having massive insecurities, mental issues. One attempted suicide
> neither lasted more than a month
> maybe 500 hours of work and effort in 2 years, netted a combined 10 hours of any real world interaction and maybe 2 hours of sexual stuff
> not worth it. Going to a bar is time better spent

>>738197918
How long did it take for your butthole to recover

Broniewskiego 15
33-101 tarnow
+malopolskie
Send stuff

>>738207478
That's just copypasta Anon asked for

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>be 19
>be recently broken up from girlfriend
>always been a crossdresser, started pursuing sissy lifestyle
>took a tab of LSD one night at my apartment while my roommates were asleep
>got dolled up and started to watch countless hypnos
>fucked myself with a glass dildo for quite awhile but wanted the real thing
>decide to post craigslist ad, see if anyone wanted my virginity
>get a million responses
>at about 4am, guy who lives in downtown hits me up
>seems nice and cool, good-looking with a nice cock
>make him promise not to tell anyone about me if we ever meet in town
>decide to drive to his place, didn't bring wig in fear of being seen
>park and he greets me, shorter but young and handsome
>we walk up some stairs to get on a rooftop, enter his house from there
>he takes my hand, which made my clitty twitch, leads me through the dark
>end up in his room, 2 opposing couches with a bed and a TV
>we start smoking some bud, casually talking to me
>asking me about what i've done before (had only ever sucked a freinds dick in highschool)
>after some small talk i start eyeing his crotch, he starts eyeing me up and down
>he tells me to crawl over and unzip him
>i cant get the zipper down out of excitement, he tells me to calm down
>7" cock with a ring on it pops out
>start kissing and licking, savoring the flavor
>start sucking him harder and harder, at some point he tells me to get undressed
>i strip down, wearing a maid set lingerie
>he tells me to get on all fours and put my ass in the air
>i stick my ass out and put my face against the hardwood
>he rips my panties down and starts kissing my ass
>starts to play with my hole using his finger
>i ask him to fuck me, too horny to even think, acid is still lingering
>he starts pushing against my hole
>it lets his head in and he slowly forces the rest
>starts a steady rhythym fucking me, my face consistenly being pressed against the floor
>the feeling of his hands on me gets me rock hard

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>>738209457
>eventually we move to the couch and he bends me over the side
>starts fucking doggystyle
>feels fucking amazing, the most pleasurable of pains
>he pulls out and rolls me over, im expecting him to piledrive me
>instead he says "open your mouth"
>i wasnt sure how clean i was so i say "i dont do ass to mouth"
>he starts to cum in face as soon as i say it
>catches me off guard but i start trying to grab it with my toungue
>too horny to think, wanting more cum, i take his head into my mouth anyway
>start sucking deeper and deeper
>he's obviously dry, he softens in my mouth
>we smoke some more pot with me naked and cum on my face
>i go home and fuck ymself to orgasm before going to sleep

We tried recommunicating here and there but the timing never worked. Since then i've fucked 4 more men, all older, and sucked a total of 8 dicks in my life, more than the number of women ive fucked
Have consistent gender issues, would love to transition but too comforatble in my life
think i should do it anyway /b?

lived up to the hype

>>738209202
Yes, but how is your butthole now?

>>738192825
Not if you double it. She'll beat your dick and suck your ass.

>>738209782
DO IT FAGGOT

>>738191577
what a fucking steal

>>738209457
Great story. I know it's just a nitpick but will you please stop using the word clitty for your tiny cock? That would be great. Thanks.

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>>738210510
glad you think so faggot ;)

>>738207208
In case you're wondering...it's the same story when looking for guys too. Lots of work. Lots of uggos and losers. Very few satisfying moments.

>checking out ad's on CL (mw4m) email couple looking for a third, he wants to watch me fuck his girl, pretty common request
>few exchanges and voice confirmation, decide to meet up at hotel room, I bring a friend , (never know) and she said it would be okay.
>her man opens the door and a pretty brunette white girl, late 20's is already on the bed face down spread
>She has a blindfold on and I let her suck my dick, and my friend is eating her out, before he gets behind her and fucks her
> we swap a few times and positions with her and shes curious as to what we look like and removes blindfold
> At first she doesn’t recognize me, but I recognize her, its my kids second grade teacher!
> after initial shock, figures oh well and gets back to fuckin us

>>738192975
Gold

>>738210884
Nice panties. You have good taste.

>>738211020
It's a newer pasta sir, but it checks out.

Not Craigslist but Person chat site back in the day.
Horny teen wants to fuck.
Says pick me up at x corner at 10:00pm.
Go there in car.
It's a guy, about 16.
Keep driving past.
Had thoughts to go and punch the little fag.
Didn't.
Sent him a message to be more honest, that he could get himself bashed pretending to be a girl.

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>>738211078
got them from a different guy i met off CL ;P

>>738210884
What state ?

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>>738211451
MD

>>738190237
I've fucked a lot of girls and sold a lot of cars through CL. Have some pretty crazy stories. Favorite was a crazy as fuck girl living in her parent's mansion who got high on coke and let me put my foot ankle deep in her ass. Wish I took pics.

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>>738205297
so true, she fucked a bunch of us when were in town.

>>738211219
Faggot

>>738212126
no u

>>738212126
No I'm not. I didn't fuck a guy

>>738211288
I'd like you to teach me how to do my makeup. I know us sluts really don't need the competition but yours looks great on you.

Once when I was 18 I made an ad asking for a lawn care job on CL. I got a reply about someone wanting me to stand on their back with boots for $25 an hour. I turned it down because it was fucking weird. The person seemed really serious tho.

>>738212498
Yet.

>>738211288
I'd love to fuck the shit outta you

>>738211556
va here

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cashier at my local grocery store was on CL too

>3 years ago, put up an ad, guy responds. Email back and hear nothing from him.
>Post another ad, he replies, notice its the same pic and wanted to tell him to fuck off but i played nice and replied. We go back and forth, asks me to fuck his gf, meet up in a parking lot just to meet and see how I am. I passed whatever concerns he had, meet at a hotel on the weekend.

>Fuck his gf once more, they break up. Fuck her 1 last time at her house.

> He gets new gf and is married to her now. Shes currently 48.

Honestly its pretty good, we havent met a lot in the past 1 1/2 years but its recently picked up again. She had some surgery and earlier I was away from here.

Only thing that bothers me is that he wants me to stay quiet and just fuck her. He also used to blindfold her, still does but now shes just taking it off. Whenever we text about meeting the next time, he mentions that I should talk less. Shit is kinda starting to annoy me, if his wife was fat or ugly then I would tell him to fuck off and be the cuck he is. But she looks a bit like arabelle raphael with lisa ann ass(bit more fat) and its so fucking soft.

We met last thursday and sunday, planning on meeting this weekend. Im hoping they dont cancel cause ive been saving up my load all week and I honestly just want to orgasm.

I live in a state (Massachusetts) where it is legal to "give" anyone up to an ounce of MJ. So, what everyone is doing is asking for a donation and offering weed in return. As far as I can see, it is legal and no one gives a fuck anymore.

>>738213591
That's hilarious. You want to fuck the shit out of him. I was thinking I wanted to be just like him. It's funny how you can show the exact same thing to two different guys and they will come up with a completely different opinion about it.

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>>738205500

>>738214647
They never really gave THAT much of a fuck anyway. Prostitution stings are really more to weed out the scammers and muggers. Most places are willing to turn a blind eye to the legit sex trade l. Unless they get overt and aggressive. I realize there are pockets of the US where the baptist or Mormon church still reigns where that statement doesn't apply but it's not really widespread.

>>738214326
Seriously? I'm assuming that's her? It's a weird coincidence because in my entire lifetime the only time and place I ever saw a girl I know I real life post a nude or for sex was on CL and she was a checker at the grocery store where I shopped. After that I ALWAYS went through her line no matter how long it was. Never got the courage to tell her I saw it, though. Maybe it was someone else using her pic. I hear that has happened and I don't like embarrassing people anyway.

>>738214661
Don't get jealous, I'd stick my cock inside of you too.

>>738215327
yes, I too would always go through her line no matter how long it was-but never said a word, thought it might be a bit awkward!

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>>738215346

>>738215346
You're such a man whore. Ha ha. You made my day. It's been way too long since I've had any good dick.

>>738216627
That's too fucking bad. Come on, let me see your ass.

>>738218356
Ok. That will take some digging though. I'm on my phone in public. I'll have to be sly about finding it. I know I have it.

Dated someone for like 4 years, felt weird and didn't know how to find another girl, so I posted on Craigslist for the fun of it. Ended up meeting a really hot chick that was everything I wanted. Banged like crazy and dated for 6 months. She broke up with me and broke my heart. I didn't expect anything would come from meeting her, but when she left, she ripped a part of my heart away and still has it, even after all of these years. I'm sad and pathetic. I've been with my current girlfriend for 2+ years, now, and I still think about her every day. Maybe even more than that,even if I'm afraid to admit that.

>>738197504
loaf is funnier

>>738218861
Sure, no problema.

>>738200218
Man, you should have set up a sting and run a blackmail train on him.

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>>738218356
Found one but I don't like it. I'm tanner and less hairy than this makes me look.

But I still think I'm fuckable.

>>738205566
If Chris-Chan had a DeLorean that went 88 MPH

>>738219992
Jesus, I'd pound that lovely ass of yours so hard that you'd instantly become the bitch you want to be.

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my friend fucked a random dude off craigslist while her bf watched over skype. thanks to /b/ for letting me know. gif related.

>>738220343
Oh don't get me wrong. I already am a bitch. And thank you for that. I like my ass can be considered acceptable even in a less flattering presentation.

I'm just all pent up because I've been in China for 3 months and there's not any good dick here. I mean, theee probably is but I'm not into Asian guys. So it's celibacy for me until I get back to the states. It's frustrating and I'm almost constantly horny.

>>738220484
I love stories like that. I have no way of knowing if it's true or not. But not enough to actually do the homework about it.

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>>738220484
seriously. her reddit name was everythingbuttsex. it's widely know throughout my friend group (on the DL). we all share her pics and shit.

>>738220892
China? Now that's a real shame because I just blew a massive load jerking off to your pic.

>>738221379
moar

>>738221379
Cool. One of the girls I worked with took nudes for her bf and when they broke up he gave them out. She found out right away and was surprisingly adult about it. Didn't bitch. Didn't rant. Didn't ignore it. She was like "yeah. I did it. We were in love. Isn't that what people who are in love do?" No one really even talked shit about her behind her back.

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>>738221844
>>738221379
>>738221961

>>738198381
Kinda wanna mess with him lol

>>738195086
bro im in kernersville whats your kik or something

>>738220041
kek

>>738211219
What was that other website?

>>738225186
I'm in Winston Salem!!

>>738191707
Pics?

>>738194340
>Totally wanna creampie a guy's butt so bad.
Why haven't you?

>>738200218
Did you ever see him again?

>>738226787
whats up kik?

>>738205552
Pics?

>>738226787
Not gay or anything, but unrelated, girlfriend lives in Winston Salem. What part are you from?

>>738214647
Do you have any stories relating to that?

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Replied to an add in the female looking for male section. Eventually got sent this pic and a couple others. Didn't go through with meeting because it seemed strange but got pics out of it!

>>738230354
>Didn't go through with meeting because it seemed strange

How so?

>>738219019
Any pics?

Guy here (408). Always pussy out when I ask for a blowjob on the m>m section. There's a lot willing, but I get cold feet after some replies.

>>738214598
Do you have any pics?

>get big promotion at work
>boss flying in with his wife, wants me to arrange nice new years eve time with them and my girlfriend
>girlfriend just split with another guy
>post ad in strictly platonic offering $500, transportation, dinner and dancing for a date that night
>only requirements are to be somewhat in the health industry (my business) and pose as my girlfriend
>figure this is a recipe for disaster
>woman responds, literally 5 minutes from my office
>we meet. she's a physical trainer at gym nearby. good looking, great body.
>this is too good to be true. what's the catch???
>night goes great. boss and his wife like her. she's charming, smart, funny, good dancer
>boss grabbed her ass a couple of times and she laughed it off
>everyone leaves happy
she had a boyfriend out of town so it never went further

>post ad in m4m for a casual sex buddy
>describe myself accurately
>guy responds and we email back and forth
>even though he's only a few miles away we have a hard time coordinating a meeting
>finally he says I've got too many excuses not to meet and forget about it
>I tell him I understand and being a father (divorced) and working makes it hard to meet guys
>he replies that the way I responded make him more interested in meeting me
>I just ignore him since he seemed a bit arrogant
>year later I have another ad running
>he responds to it (he was using an odd font which I recognized)
>back and forth again
>explain that my circumstances haven't changed and maybe he should look for someone else
>he says he's willing to try
>finally arrange to meet up with him
>nice guy. get the feeling he's been burned before since he's kind of heavy so that's why he was hesitant
>been fuck buddies for about 16 months now

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I met this chick. She's 19. I'm 48. She sucked my cock.

fuckit. any anons trying to be a sugar dom/sub? I get off on telling you what to do while still being a money whore

>>738234222
Story?

Trying to get a milf but she only gives one word answers.

any advice for someone trying to hook up on craigslist for first time?

>>738236385
Consider posting. You could be one of many replying to a given ad.

>>738236385
Don't be in a rush.

Don't lie about yourself.

Don't accept lies from the people you are going to meet. If they lie to you about appearance, what else will they lie about?

First meeting in public. Coffee. Not drinks. Alcohol lowers your inhibitions.

Ground rules spelled out clearly. What you both want to do and what you both don't.

Condoms. If they say they're on birth control, clean, can't stay hard with condoms then walk away. Condoms, condoms, condoms.

First sex meeting make sure someone knows where you are. If you don't have someone to tell, fake it and make your partner think you do.

No drugs or alcohol during the first few sex meetings. They lower your inhibitions and your ground rules go out the window.

If anything seems sketchy, leave.

Have a means of leaving. If the person you're meeting says they have to drive 20 miles into the countryside and could possibly strand you there (or force you into doing something to avoid that), find someone else.

>>738236036
Stop asking simple questions.

>>738210194
It was my butthole and about a day I was back to normal.

>at work
>browse m4m
>see ad from guy, 40's looking to fuck younger guy
>email and set up meeting
>he's in my area and wants to meet in the lobby of a hotel down the street from where I work
>get out of work and head for hotel
>by boss is walking in front of me so slow down since this is on the DL
>he turns into hotel
>not unusual since we hall drink in the hotel bar after work
>he walks over to the lobby and stands where I'm supposed to meet the guy
>fuck, I just set up a fuck date with my boss
>just turn into bar and grab a drink
>nurse it for 30 minutes until he leaves

>>738237825
>not going for it

>>738205398
Donut think this will derail this thread

>>738205552
I know it's your thing, but I kinda retched a bit.
>Clearly it's not my thing

>>738238007
>>738205661

>>738206828
Police are dumb as rocks sometimes.

>>738210986
Are you femanon?
Sydney area?

>>738221800
This thread is still up? Wow. I doubt you're still around but thanks for the load. Maybe when I get back to AZ in September you can blow a load on me instead of my picture?

>>738198381
wat

>>738236036
What does she look like?

>be 17
>have a straight ad up
>get bombarded with gag wanting to suck my dick for money
>actually meet up with one agreeing to suck two loads from me for $50
>sucks me in his car in my apt parking lot
> says he only has $20
> accept the $20
>punch cheap fag in the mouth as I get out of the car
> Little bitch speeds away
> $20 richer

>>738240029
Yeah, you really showed him didn't you. I think you are not quite understanding who the carny was, and who the rube was in that little story.

>>738191577
nice

>>738240207
Please tell me how I did not profit in this situation. Regardless of being jipped I still got money for a bj.

>>738227877
Haven't had the chance to.

>>738240481
You said it yourself. You got gypped. (that's how you spell it. It's a take off of the word gypsy, the people who out-carny rubes like you all the time.)

Someone promised you a specific amount to perform a service for them and they did not hold up their end of the bargain. So you hit them (probably at and awkward angle with very little force) and leave believing you're the victor in that scenario?

Honestly, if I have to explain it to you any further there's no way to get through anyway. Sorry Mr. Rube.

>>738241398
I learned a word today.

>>738229676
Winston gang also

>>738241062
Why not?

>>738209782
God I wish that were me

... The guy you hooked up with, not you

>no CL, used P.O.F
>Messaged a guy who had a profile up saying he was in town and wanted a lay.
>Chatted for a bit. Set ground rules ect (I'm not into kissing, no a2m, condom a must, ect)
>Picked me up near my place, drove me to his hotel room.
>go to the bathroom and get naked, jump in the shower and start playing with each others dicks.
> I drop to my knees and start sucking his dick (first bj ever given)
> stand up, he strokes my cock and soaps a finger and sticks it in my ass
> out of shower, dry off, to the bed. I went face down ass up, but when he pressed his cock against my hole it said NOPE.JPG
> roll on back, hook arms around legs and pull knees to my ears, he mounted me slid right into me and started to fuck me
> never realized how much of a cock loving whore I could be
> kept asking him to fuck me harder.
>he said he was going to come, I told him, bury your cock in my ass when you do.
> he moneys and thrusts deep, could feel his cock pulsating in my ass. kind of regretted reading a condom, but safety first.

he sucked me off and fingered my asshole/played with my prostate till I blew a load down his throat, he drove me back to where he picked me up and that was the only gay fun time I've ever had.

>be a married cock slut in AZ
>lots of posts looking for cock sluts but hardly ever can anyone host.
>Bummer for me because I can't host either without my wife finding out I'm a cock slut and I don't want her to.
>go on work trip to Austin
>I'll have a hotel room and I finally host! Sweet! I'm going to get 3 days worth of cock.
>check out Austin CL
>place is full of posts looking for cock sluts but all of them must travel. Opposite of AZ. WTF?
>MFW I let my coworker rent the car pool rig and I'm afoot.
>CL is fukken bullshit man...

>>738242835
>I'll have a hotel room and I finally host!
>place is full of posts looking for cock sluts but all of them must travel.

So what's the issue?

I used to look for married men on Craigslist and blackmail then into giving me pictures of their wives. It takes a while but it pays off. I was able to do this to around 100 guys per month. I'm sure it could be easier if you did it in highly populated areas though. Basically look for hosts that are married or make a post asking for married guys looking to host. People threatened to kill me or hack me but that's not possible through Craigslist email relay. I'm sure they couldn't gotten authorities involved but I never said do it or else. I just said hi Bob, your wife Kelly is very pretty. Could I get some nudes? :)

>>738243193
I wasn't specific. I meant to mean that the cock sluts had to travel.

>>738225186
High Point guy here. I have snap if you wanna give your user.

>>738245877
>8245877▶
>>>738225186 (You)
>High Point guy here. I have snap if you wanna give your user.
whats your snap? its me

>>738246900
Kidicarusftw2

>>738204152
Where in Minnesota are you? I'm on coon Rapids

Bumperino

>>738243616
Married guy here. I never have other guys at my house and never let them know my real name or address.

Having said that I've been to many married guys' houses. I'm surprised how nonchalant they are. One guy's wife knew he was bi and always made fun of him, calling him a fag,etc... so he's have me over, we'd fuck in their bed and me made sure my cock was all over her pillow. He said she's complain how the bed smelled but never figured it out.

But still, risky to have guys over if you're married.

I need some advice

I posted a CL ad looking for a MW hookup
I like the idea of eating out a girl while a guy fucks me

But this kind of old fat guy messaged me saying he wants a blowjob and he would give me $150 for it

Should I do it?

>>738249397
Don't.

>>738215776
Elton John likes five guys, and I'm not talking about the restaurant

>>738190237
Years ago when Bush first came to power I made a post in DC strictly platonic section of CL. I said Bush if you want to come hang out with me when you come to my hometown we can watch soap operas and eat ice cream reply back. I got an email later from a DOJ email address saying he probably wont be able to make it. lel

>>738249397
Don't

>>738249397
Nope. Unless your dignity is worth much ess than 150$

>>738249647
He's willing to get fucked in the ass for free but blowing a guy for $150 is below his dignity? WTF?

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>>738249518

>>738249512
>>738249644
Why not?

I'm really on the fence about it

On one hand, it's not something I would do normally, but...$150 is $150.

>>738191577
Pics or it wasent free