Sharpie in pooper. Video coming up.

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>>738170044

>>738170044
Nice lingerie, show breasts?

>>738170044
Hot. Now all you need is my cock spraying a load of cum up your cunt.

nice nice.
show tits

Fuck off

sage

>>738170044
Checked

What movie/tv show are you watching?

>>738170202
found the fat ugly broad.

>>738170392
Found the cock slurping twink

bump

also this>>738170179

>>738170351
A youtube called needsmoregay.

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Got a good idea on how this thread should play out. Gif related.

keep going OP

That isn't a Sharpe

State your busines OP.

>>738170044
>>738170113

Hello my lady *tips fedora*

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>>738170685
Just came here to post funny memes lolz

where are you from oP?

>>738170682
Sharpes don't fit. Believe me, if I couldn't fit a fist then a sharpe is out of the question.

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OP's face reveal

>>738170765
I'm from Madison, Wisconsin. And you?

>>738170044
>>738170113
Damn thats a hot pussy

>>738170813
Your spatial awareness seems a tad off.

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Here in Madison we always crank out the spiciest of me mees

>>738170813
Could you fit the tip of my tongue?

>>738170813
You could at least get the muzzle in there, if not a few inches of barrel.

If you're hardcore, you can go stock first.

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>>738170758
REEE iFunny normie

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OP here

Trips get a pic of banana in puss

>>738171063
into what?

>>738170836
god damn, anon. too soon.

>>738170113
Nice toes / 10

>>738171201
Fit my tongue into your tiny little puckered asshole

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>>738171160
The only website on the internet better than ifunny is 9gag.

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>>738170044

diamonds

>>738170706
john; haha. where did you find this one?!

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Haha wtf with the banana pics XD

Video I just took fucking my ass with the marker, I know it's not a technically a sharpie but close enough:

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph59600372798b5

Video I took early this morning making myself squirt and tremble like the perverted slut that I am:
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph595f7c0eed84e

Cum to these.

>>738171174
Rolling

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OP again. Cranking out fresh OC. Trips get banana pussy

show more OP

>>738171429
>Cum to these.

Yes'm.

>>738171429
Write my post number onto that book you're hold and post the pic, then i will post one of me cumming to the vids

>>738171429
you are amazing, really sexy, wanna fuck you badly :(

>>738171429
okay look we all like seeing you shove an object up your ass (and i particularly like the hairy pussy you got going... i'd smash my face into it for sure) BUT this goes for everyone trying to make a hot ass video:

TURN OFF THE TV

It's fucking distracting as all hell... how am i supposed to sperm my shit all over the place to this 4chan marker in asshole random girl when this guy on tv is talking about shit that doesn't pertain to my penis and your slutty ass?

OP, YOUR BODY THE BEST!!!

>>738171429
I'll save, download it and distribute it. So even if you take it off of that site it'll still be around. Is that what you want? For everyone to see?

>>738171429
>https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph59600372798b5

sharpie in pooper makes me wanna shoot my load

>>738171641
That's going to cost you! XD

>>738170202
gay

>>738171919
first of all a plane ticket to fly across the half of the world :D

>>738171811
>Is that what you want? For everyone to see?

this might just be the most retarded thing i have ever seen on this board and holy fuck that is something anon.

jesus christ.

>>738170682
>>738170926
Sharpe is a dog you dense fucks. The marker is a Sharpie.

Opal ur a dumb fat whore kill yourself

Can't wait for your dox to drop this shit will be fun to send to your family

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I leave this here

>>738170044
First I'll check those dubs
Second dont choke on all the teenage summerfag attention
Third. 4/10 might slam if really drunk but only because your a slut

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>>738171429
SC!?!?!?

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>>738171636
Okay, post it here. Thank you.

>>738172483
I like the smoothness of those legs

>>738172579
What am I gonna have to do to see you fuck yourself hard and moan on camera?

>>738172743
Ur gonna have to paypal me a few bucks

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>>738172579
Will you marry me? Also can i fuck all your holes?

>>738171429
I want to hear you moan in your videos, you should make another squirt vid for us. With face this time perhaps?

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>>738172873
I like when guys take pics like this.

Original pic he used:
https://www.pornhub.com/photo/224611211

how did you turn into such an attention whoring slut?

did dad leave?

i'm not passing judgement... my mom left me and i became a fucking douche

>>738172991
Can u post ur ass? I love it

>>738172978
I was moaning in the recent squirt video but it's hard to pick up. You might like these though:

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph595595ada5b7e

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5955963c1d21e

I think it has moaning in it, but I'm not sure because I don't listen to them back when I'm finished (I am self conscious about my voice so it's better for me not to listen).

>>738170867
los angeles california

>>738170044
could you record a vocaroo for me?

do some dirty talk

>>738172579
do you want more tribute pics you perverted slut?

>>738172397
That's a Sharpei. And here after some googling I was thinking you wanted Sean Bean in your ass or some such

Would you like to see me fuck my ass with a bottle ? I'm a guy, 25, and I like when girls watch me fuck my ass and dominate me.

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>>738172991
Add me on sc and i'll send you more

>>738173380
Yes, I'd like it very much thanks.

>>738173358
I have done vocaroo dirty talking before but I was usually a little stoned and drinking because like I said I am a little self conscious about my voice.

>>738173594
this right here is why girls should never try any butt stuff out of the blue... the guys who want it will most assuredly tell you

>>738173358
i forgot to add that you should, if you would do it, call me little brother

Oh my god! Girl do you have snapchat? I would love to sit my face between those beautiful legs rn ! xxx

>>738173675
>I am a little self conscious about my voice.

I am sure that you have a beautiful voice.

More pussy!

>>738173208
omg, your pussy is beautiful, i love you liittle moans, i cant stop watching your vids

>>738173594
Go ahead and post it in this thread. I'm not going to add anyone anywhere though, sorry. I just prefer not to.

I do love a guys ass, fingering it and licking it. I haven't really pegged much unfortunately but I really want to do it more.

I'd need a nice strap on and a tight assed twink who'd let me film it and put it on the internet for everyone to see.

>>738173675
what's wrong with your voice?

Can you do a shit for us?

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>>738173208
Very good /b/itch

>>738173921
well you said you wouldnt add anyone but id make a great candidate for that video :)

no face? :(

Are your pubic hair still blue?

>>738174703
are you been writing da english long?

>>738173930
I stutter sometimes because I'm nervous... ;-;

>>738174005
No. Not my thing.

>>738174703
More brown now but faded kind of greenish. I'm surprised the color stayed this long.

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Your pussy is hot,
Your pussy is fire,
If your pussy was a dirty school cafeteria,
Then I'd be the janitor.

>>738174703
Yessa mi dud

>>738174827
>I stutter sometimes because I'm nervous... ;-;

No big deal, I think it would sound cute. But alas if you don't feel comfortable, then I have to accept it.

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>>738173675
Here you go slut

Can you piss in a glass for us then?

>>738174827
meh.

this is 4chan. shit for us or fuck off.

>>738170044
>>738170113
Wow you have an amazing pussy!
I love it! more pussy shots please

>>738174842
>
I love your personality,
But not as much as your pussy,
But I still love your personality,
Always and forever.

>>738175299
yeah do a shit for us and be the new 4chan queen

Show face

I dont fap over ugly bitches

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>>738175352

>>738175299
Lol, you fuck off faggot. I hope you eat shit, it's what you want after all.

pls spread in that lingerie

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>>738171429
>Haha wtf with the banana pics XD

>>738175654

>doesnt like scat
>calls someone a faggot

think youre the faggot, m8

>>738171687
why don't you just mute the video?

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>>738170044
h8 to be that guy, but that's not a Sharpie, thats a Crayola SuperTip????

>>738176017
kek I was thinking the same thing

>>738175776
Nah you're the faggot friendo.

The thing I don't like about shit is the smell. If it smelled like roses I might shit for you. BUT it smells so fucking bad. I only do stuff I enjoy and I wouldn't enjoy it primarily due to the smell. I just can't.

The feeling of taking a shit is not so bad since I love anal, but I wouldn't make a video of me doing it since shit is gross you faggot.

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>>738175776
scat is for the indians.

found her reddit acc
u/createweirdstories

>>738176204

any slut can show tits and pussy on cam

take a shit you stupid bint

>>738176204
I like your feet videos

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>>738176446
Fuck off and die you degenerate faggot.

>>738170044
>>738170113

How did you know you could do squirt?

>>738176446
Even IF I did take a shit on cam, how the fuck am I supposed to shit if I don't have to? My asshole is clean af right now. Do you really think girls all have to shit all the time virgin? Go back to gurochan degen.

>>738173921
I could pay you to watch me.

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>>738176876

I may be a virgin but at least im whoring myself on 4chan

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>>738176876

>>738176860
I started squirting pretty young, like around age 10 maybe. I always found it easiest to do with just gentle clit play but after I lost my virginity finally started exploring the g-spot.

When I first did it I would barely rub my clit against a pillow laying on my stomach in the bed and I thought it was piss. I was so embarrassed.

Still not sure if it's not piss but I don't really care anymore since it feels great. I've tasted and smelled my piss and squirt and they are pretty much the same only more similar when it's a clear not yellow piss to squirt. Also squirt often has some of the milky white sweet stuff from my gushing pussy that kind of gets mixed in.

>>738176994
eh it's not much more degrading than most wage slaving jobs

>>738177143
it is piss. not that it matters tho still fucking hot

Would you fuck a 40 year old man?

>>738177365
that's a matter of scientific debate

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>>738176876

>>738177399
yes.

>>738177399
would you fuck a /fit/ 21 yo hombre?>>738177647

>>738177365
Yea I started to embrace pissplay simply for the reason that I squirted and thought it was piss anyway. It feels so good it doesn't really matter to me. I've trained my body to enjoy taking a piss a lot. The memories of how it's tied to the great orgasm is the mental conditioning.

>>738177143

>10yo

You have my attention lady.

>>738177752
>[Update] [Auto] 1 new post
yes.

>>738177808
kek

Why do you like stockings/lingerie so much?

Sc?

>>738177808
wouls you fuck a badger with a robotic penis?

>>738177800

reported to interpol

>>738177143

Well, the other day i see avideo where a woman is maturbating, first came out a creamy thing, then she do the squirt.


wathefuck was that creamy thing?

>>738178025
yes.

>>738178101

an abortion

Yo Opal, how's Neeto these days?

>>738178154
[*]

For those of you asking would I fuck this or that type of person, age and race is not a factor for me. It's actually just about his personality/disposition and our interactions together.

(inb4 ppl come dumping redpill shit all over the place now)

From just pure aesthetics like a picture or video I do get very wet and turned on just looking at the female form, but such a thing has never happened with the male form. So I'm bisexual but demisexual towards males exclusively.

>>738178103
prove it

>>738172579
How much for a 30 min assfuck with the last dildo from the squirt video in various positions or at least this one >>738170113 and missionary?

>>738178328
send me one plz

>>738178299

Well, i like womans and i like traps tho.

But i only got erect when i see a femenine body.

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>>738178101
That's discharge. The color and consistency of discharge changes throughout the month. Sometimes more creamy like milk or lotion and sometimes more clear like raw egg whites.

If a woman keeps up with her period and also looks at her discharge she can figure out the best time to become pregnant (pic related).

>>738177979
bump

>>738173208
>https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5955963c1d21e

> German, should have guessed.

>>738170044
i live in la 2 do you fuck virgins?

>>738178515

Nice data.

>>738178202
We broke up.

>>738178715
Well that sucks i guess. Still doing camshows and such?

>>738178849
I get really nervous doing live shows but I do stuff on pornhub.

https://www.pornhub.com/users/opalnova

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>>738170044

Well, OP thanks for the fap.

Nice Dubs by the double dubs, by the way.

Have fun with the rest of these faggots.

>>738179063
I haven't seen you around in ages, my skype is mylousyname in case you want to get back in touch.
Good to see you around though.

>>738179063
Do you do requests other than just pics here?

>>738170202
roastie

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>>738179250
I've been on /soc/ and reddit. I haven't posted on /b/ since maybe 09, lol.

>>738179427
do a spread in stockings

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>>738179427
Op Are you lesbo?

>>738179427
I just remember you from the /r9k/ group with tyler, shrimp and those guys.

OP are you an escort?

>>738179515
See this post:
>>738178299
>From just pure aesthetics like a picture or video I do get very wet and turned on just looking at the female form, but such a thing has never happened with the male form. So I'm bisexual but demisexual towards males exclusively.

Is how I identify.

Also if it's a trans person I just consider them whichever gender they want to be considered as so yes I like traps too.

>>738179427
Why are you here?

>>738170044
you need to find a hobby ma'am

>>738171429
fuuuuck the second one is amazing, i love the open gusset tights,theyre my fetish

>>738179546
Yup. I remember the ones you named too.

>>738179714
I loved ripped lower garments too. Obviously. That's why I wear them all the time, but also all ripped clothes in general. Especially if it's kind of emo-ish/alternative/punk looking.

>>738179628
Op if age isn't a factor will you fuck a 2 year old

>>738179718
David here btw, i'm gonna bounce. My skype is higher up in the reply chain thing if you wanna talk another time.

>>738179824
yeah i always cut out the gusset so i can fap in mine too. do you do cam shows or chaturbate?

>>738179832
Obviously I meant legal age or older fucking pedophile fuckhead.

>>738180113
I have a chaturbate and want to do it really bad but get pretty nervous live.

>>738180254
Can you post the link to your CB ?

>>738180254
No Op Fuck a Shota Senseless

>>738180254
>I have a chaturbate
Go live for us. Also do more anal stuff, your channels videos are hot as fuck

>>738180572
I like shota but it's about his shyness and cuteness not age.

>>738180254
you should go on for us, we'll cum for you

>>738180254
Just a quick stream to try it out can't hurt.

>>738180790
Cum to my videos.

>>738181008
woooooooo

>>738181012
oh i am. can you do your next video in just those blue tights? I want to fuck your ass and cum on your toes in those

>Pornhub profile says op is from NY
>Live kinda nearby
H-hey op, wanna be friends?

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>>738176446

>>738180254
If I post my Snapchat will you add me? I'll cum daily to your videos

>>738181121
I'm not sure where the teal tights are actually. But I like them too.

>>738170044
Stick to /b/ and stop advertising on /soc/ por favor

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>>738181252
I live on long island

>>738181568
schlong island

>>738171429
i've browsed ur page before in the last few days. interesting to see u on /b/

>>738181494
Can you answer >>738181376
OP?

ever played civ?

>>738180963

>>738181847
nein

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>>738181568
Ah Rip. I'm im ontario, close to the border. Doesn't mean we can't talk and shit eh?
also currently jerking off to your anal vids 10/10

>>738181834
I don't add people on sc or kik.

>>738181847
Is it a tabletop game? Because no, I've never even heard of it. But I've played galactic civilization 2.

>>738181494
I've cum to your anal videos several times
I'd love to show you me tributing you

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>>738170044
kik?

>>738182209
Can I ask why you don't add people?

>>738182209
used to be big on /b/ and /tg/ essentially team dnd with a tribe and laxer rules

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>>738181568
Mfw i live in long island

>>738182373
Oblong Thailand

>>738182326
> F

>>738182373
Why does that faggot get so many views and followers? He puts on the same god awful autistic performance for every review he does. Id rather watch fat ass joey

Can my wife and I bring you home, we like to smoke weed and play with cute girls. Might lock you up in the basement for a day or two until we've had our fill though...

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>>738182558

>>738182326
I used to go to /tg/ a lot but I don't actively play any tabletop games right now. But I'd love to do some porn of different cosplay/table top related things. Like where I put the dice in my ass and pussy.

Also would love a video that would kind of be reality porn where I troll at a tabletop game full of just fa/tg/uys nerdy virgins and I make my character really slutty and can't stop hitting on them till someone fucks me on the table, and trying to stuff different miniatures in me. Lol.

>>738182373
reviewbrah is cute af.

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>>738172991
Hope you enjoy it as much as I did

>>738170044
thats the shittiest sharpie i've ever seen. kudos on the surface pro tho.

>>738171429
Sauce on the Buffy documentary? Big fan was too distracted go get a good fap in

>>738182795
You look like you have a tight cunt, are you a virgin?

>>738183282
It's a youtube show called needsmoregay.

>>738183451
I'm not. Rofl. I get asked a lot though.

>>738183575
How many dicks have been in your
Mouth
Pussy
Ass

And how do I tribute you?

>>738183575
any chance you could spread you pussy and share pic?

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>>738170170
gonna have to ask you to leave summerfag

>>738183870
This please!!!!

will you wet yourself for us??

would you do a line of coke off my dick?

>>738183870
>>738184175


Look at her profile

https://www.pornhub.com/photo/224610161

have you ever googled murray bookchin

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>>738184647

>>738175245
disgusting cock

would you masturbate for us? appear.in/circlejerk1

>>738170044
is this that shitposter alice3d?
same leggings as the ones she just posted in..

>>738184616
yeah but its personally spread for me XD

>>738185172
aliced3d isn't a girl

>>738170044
nice hand writing

>>738185280
top kek.
bewbz tho?

>>738171429
you are a goddess, thanks for sharing <3

I think OP is gone

Do you have a Instagram or Snapchat?

>>738185493
shes a busy girl apparently