Hey /b/ I really qant to fuck my sister, I know you sick fucks

Depends on the age

>>738167316
Legal, I'm 18 she's 25 both still live at home

>>738167183
Very tricky, unless there's evidence that she's into you.

>>738167628
She's caught me staring and laughed, I walked in on her in her bra one time and she waited like 5sec before telling me to get out, when we're alone she gives me these real long intense hugs, it feels like theres tension I'm just nervous incase I'm completely wrong

Post her underwear and then we can talk

>>738168056
She's a "bigger girl" so I think I'm going to beat off with my screen facing the door to some BBW stuff and hope she catches me, good idea?

>>738167183
>
literally force her

>>738168408
I'm into rapeplay but my fantasy with her is to make love, not to force fuck her.. I want it to be an amazing experience

>>738168489
now that's pretty gay

Well if it was a younger sister this would be so much easier for you and there definitely is tension. But because she's older than you you're going to have to pick her up just like any other chick and use the fact that you live together to your advantage. I personally wouldn't have her catch me but you do you. I'd just grope her next time she gets intense with you and see where it goes. How big is she anyways?

>>738168581
You don't realise how much I want to fuck her, it's been like 2 years but ive decided tonights the night I let her catch me

>>738168653
wanting to fuck her is okay man,but fantasizing about making sweet love to her is pretty gay

>>738168834
Not sweet love like with a s/o .. I just think the sex with her would be so amazing

Self bump again

>>738167183
sweet lil bunny!

>>738167183
Go for it bro. Had sex with my sis for two years. Miss those happy times

>>738168625
Hmm I'm european we use stone as measurement 1st=12 or 14lb I don't remember she's like 18 stone

>>738169796
Moo. Post pics.

Has she had any relationships before? If shr has issues with self confidence due to her weight, that may be why she does not mind you staring at her.

Accidentally send her a picture of your dick. See what she says.

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>>738170622
You might not find her attractive, but I want to destroy all her holes

>>738171402
THICC
not bad tbh, good luck anon

Next time she hugs you (if you are alone with her) try and start groping her.
Just be subtle but make it known that you are trying to touch her sexually.
If she refuses just play it off as a joke.

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>>738171402
>smalltalk.jpeg
>Can I take you to my room where we will then commence in sexual activity

easy

Bumpy

>>738172348
Oshit

>>738173565
Nice

>>738172348
E Z

>>738172348
Who is she?

>>738168203
Just ask to her face if she wants to fuck
not that hard anon
if she says no tell her you were joking

>>738175486
I have crippling anxiety I can't push myself to ask her tbh

>>738175952
just fuckin do it

>>738175952
joke about incest and see how she takes it fag

>>738176154
>joke about incest
who jokes about incest?

just get on with it faggot

>>738176154
I got molested as a kid will I pull the sympathy card

>>738176221
god speed, faggot.

RREEEEEEEEEEEE

If I get to smash I'll deliver some pictures.

>>738176937
just have confidence bro

also try and let her walk in on you nude a couple times and see how she reacts (do it when youre home alone so you could fuck if she likes it)

Careful OP. When I was 14 my older brother started to make "jokes" about incest. Then discreet groping.
He was apparently delusional enough to think I was secretly into it.
Made me so uncomfortable I left home and never went back.
You might scare her away forever so just make sure she's really being receptive and it's not just all in your head.

Just trying to give you realistic advice.

>>738176937
Is it still going down tonight?

>>738177400
You should have fucked him instead of acting like a prude pansy little bitch.

>>738177500
She's in her room rn but I have a full stiffy and my door wide open and in my house you have to pass my room to get to the upstairs bathroom so hopefully she sees

>>738177677
make sure youre just chilling with like just a shirt on so that its not a sexual pose youre just chilling and its an "accident"

>>738177677
Wait youre naked right now?

>>738177789
Yeah.. thanks for the advice just realised I was basically doing the "draw me like one of your french girls" lmao

>>738177846
I have underwear on but my dicks out over them

>>738167729

Odds are you're misreading it because she's a normal human being with normal interactions, and you're not normal since you're posting on /b/ about wanting to fuck your sister

Not even trolling or trying to trigger you. It's a gigantic leap to go from the behavior you listed to "she obviously would be open to fucking me".

My advice? Forget about it. You're 18, focus on something better like getting the rest of your life in order. There's a 100% chance you're just going to ruin something if you proceed.

>>738167183
You have to plant the seed. Step out of the bathroom after having a shower with the towel loosely in your hand drying off your half visible, half chub and if she sees it just say "oh, sorry" and continue not even trying to hide it

>>738177936
yeah dont do that haha just make it so you were getting dressed and got distracted playing on your phone/laptop etc then when she comes through she will see and hopefully bingo

>>738178004
>Implying I care about ruining relationships.

Leme smash b

>>738178004
He's gonna ruin that pussy

>>738178148
^^^

>>738178148
I'm not sure whether to just go balls to the wall and be blatant, like I said, she's curvy so I might put some curvy porn up on the tv and just beat it with the door open..

Not gonna end well

I want to do gay stuff to my cousin any advice.

He saw my cock 2 times and I got the impression that he was checking it out.

>>738178404
Go the whole.. oh yeah I like curvy women route..

>>738178448
Just tell him as long as the balls don't touch it's no homo

>>738178148

Half of the people in this thread want OP to make a move because they know he'll make a mistake and they think it'll be hilarious.

The other half are socially inept and have amusingly bad ideas like "show her your dick 'accidentally' ", as if they live in their imaginations and know nothing about people outside of porn.

So let me just reiterate one more time OP since I'm feeling nice right now, don't do anything. You'd be stupid to try.

>>738178404
If she "walks in" and looks shocked tell her "either come in or get out" without breaking rhythm

>>738178694
cuck

>>738178694
Fuck off back to plebbit, faggot.

>>738178694
How's summer going?

>>738171402
I hear she likes cigars

>>738178748
>>738178823

lmao this is funny

are you guys mad at me for stepping on the fantasy, or are you dumb enough to think OP has a chance? Welcome to the real world.

Should I have my dick out or just boner in underwear

>>738178694
I'm invested in the story at this point, and I told OP to grope her which is better

>>738179001
>on a website and board full of degenerates
>trying to warn a degenerate from doing degenerate shit
Enjoying your very first day here, newfag?

>>738179008
just sit on the bed in just a tshirt

>>738178694
>Assumes OP is a literal retard and will fuck up
>Generalizes /b/ and tries to be a pseudo-psychologist
Fuck off white knight

>>738179079
For sure gonna do that next time she pulls me one of those tense close hugs.. "accidentally" grab a bucketful of booty

Ask to your mom if you can fuck her

>>738168489
>my fantasy with her is to make love

No. It must be candid fun, not love making. Her brain will block out love making, but it might not block out possibility of exploration for fun.

+alcohol, light buzz, not drunk

>>738179160
try accidentally slipping your hand up her back or something

>>738179206
A friend of mine once gave me sole solid life advice like this. "Sober enough to consent, drunk enough to fuck your ugly ass"

>>738179001

listen here you retard, do you honestly believe that the majority of us think OP will really sleep with his sister? OP himself likely realizes it's never going to happen.

most of the shit on /b/ is just stories or people acting out their desires. You're an honest to goodness newfag for taking this all seriously when all you're doing is ruining the immersion.

>>738179160
Thata boy
Honestly I'd ditch the "walking in" plan

>>738178606
I jerked off with him in the room, he didnt leave when I whipped my cock out so I just started jerking

>>738178694

You're a pansy cuck faggot and you're audacious enough to think you can psychoanalyze the entire board and understand situations at a higher level than everyone else here. It's simple hubris. I bet you're pretty young and dumb to be pulling some cringeworthy idiotic bullshit like this.

>>738179284
>Sober enough to consent
your friend sounds like a cuck m8

>>738179154

My god you're detached from reality. Let me help you out.

OP "fucking up" assumes he'd even try to make a move on his sister to begin with. And even trying would, yes, make him a literal retard.

And yeah I obviously exaggerated the "pseudo-psychologist" stuff, but no duh the people egging OP on either want him to fuck up or actually believe he has a shot.

Just read some of the ideas on here. Even grabbing her ass while hugging her is the dumbest thing I've heard.

>>738179135

I like how "newfag" is the go to buzzword when people get triggered on this site lmao.

>>738179747
Thats not what cuck means, m8. Its a nice buzzword though, bruh.

>>738179604

Doesn't take a genius to realize making moves on your sister is a terrible idea. The people acting like OP has a chance are the ones pulling "cringeworthy idiotic bullshit".

You guys are pathetic.

>>738179851
Or..no because people don't get "triggered" on this site because we're not normie snowflakes..

Ok OP real talk now

Just go to her room and ask what she is doing, seem interested, bring your laptop too

Wait until it's dark and she wants to sleep, ask her if its ok if you sleep in the same room.

When she falls asleep don't leave the room, wait until 3:30-4am when she is in deepest sleep and do whatever you want to her

>>738179954
*dickless libcuck feminist faggot.
better m8?

>>738179851
>buzzword
Just stating truth, newfag. Only a newfag wouldnt know how it works here. Here's the part where you reply with "I've been here since 2003 fagit" or something similar.

>>738180000

What a waste of good quads. Please castrate yourself.

>>738180026

implying people on /b/ don't get triggered is one of the most backwards things I've ever seen. All you guys do is constantly get triggered precisely because you aren't normies.

The second you see a normie opinion that tries to bring you back down to reality is "newfag" this and "how's summer going?" that, "cuck", "white knight", etc.

It's what you all fall back on like trained dogs

>>738179851
OP has been gone awhile..Wonder why

>>738167183
>>738167183

OP if your not a lying faggot I can help you rip her icloud, download her phone backup and see all the pics and messages she sent.

hmu
[email protected]

>>738180077
dubs of truth

>>738180228
Noone cares about your opinion here, or anywhere for that matter, fuck off libnigger boards closed

>>738180264

He's probably getting one of his sister's pudgy BBW fingers shoved up his ass while she gobbles his little two incher like a never-ending vienna sausage right now.

>>738180077
Well its a start, snowflake normie autist sperglord.

>>738180264
Hes fucking his sister and greentexting it.

>>738180358
He actually did it or he's taking a shit

>>738180312
Nice opinion, dick.

>>738180312
woah man, getting a little triggered there

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Op here, still waiting patiently

>>738180312

lmao, you've probably been saving that one since middle school

I've also been saving this comment since then too.

>>738180944
W h y w o n t y o u l i s t e n t o m e

tell her she is special, bitches love that

>>738180112

can you at least try to be original here? Or I can just show you how what you're doing looks.

> Only a newfag wouldnt know how it works here

kek, only a newfag would say something like that. 10/10 projection

>>738180944
I feel like you should go to her room and sit on her bed or something with ur laptop/phone, setting the mood to casual, then after a while just asking her if shes interested in doing something sexual, you know, just for fun.

I really doubt a single question will ruin a family bond, just saying. keep me posted man

>>738181340
I love how people act like its a special club and not the wart on the internets asshole

>>738181458
>
Then again, never actually tried to fuck my sister, but gl with your adventure

>>738181458
My family runs weirdly man, me just going into her room for no apparent reason would be a big redflag straight away

>>738167183
Ask her if she wants to watching a movie together

>>738181340
Youre new, everyone here can smell it on you. Only a newfag would try to dissuade an anonymous person from doing something wrong.

Youve been outted, you should go back to where you came from.

>>738181560
This wart is a little special ngl

>>738181560

I know. It takes a special person to throw the term newfag around, as if being on /b/ since 2004 or whatever is some sort of badge of honor.

>>738181713
Text her saying 'send nudes'. You can play it off as a joke

>>738181713
>runs wierdly
Like without moving your arms? Or moving them too much?

>>738181713
Invite for a movie night, send text "send nudes"?, proceed with previous advice.

I want you to know you are in charge of my personal entertainment this evening, so make it happen man, im counting on you to pull it off ^_-

>>738181765
Kek
Nice meme

>>738182000
Naruto running

>>738181828
Nah she's not in touch with memes at all she would take it literally lol

>>738181765
>>738181340

You both somehow ended up taking a thread on /b/ way too seriously. Kek.

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>>738167183
what if your sister was reading this thread as we speak ?

>>738182081
That's upsetting, but yea ask her to watch a movie in the living room or something

>>738182291
AYO LEME SMASH

>>738182291
VERY easy follow up, then.

Well, afterall its not about getting OPs sister to fuck him, but rather knowing wether she wants to, so then we'd atleast know.

>>738181765

>> calling people newfags in 2017 like it means something

this is the part of /b/ I hope dies tbh

>>738182291
If she doesnt know memes she doesnt know 4chan

>>738182081
Still waiting, OP?

>>738167183
just rape her

>>738182570
>Taking someone calling them a newfag serious enough to engage in replying repeatedly about it

Indeed

>>738182753
Yeah still waiting, als something I forgot to mention she smacks my ass around the house a lot, is that just playful or is it sexual?

>>738182937
ABORT NOW

>>738182937
Awesome! you should slap her back next time.
Might relieve some of the stress youhave, too

Though that does sound... questionable.

>>738182937
At the age of 25 it is now sexual.
I bet she thinks you're taking it playfully.
You can do it OP.

>>738182570
> calling people newfags in 2017

ITS THE CURRENT YEAR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMtXRKxp2AQ

>>738183090
One thing I'm still stuck on, I'm in bed rn with tshirt and underwear, do I leave my dick out or just dickprint...

>>738182937
Can you show us your room or house a bit?
Not essential for the fuckening to happen, but just curious.

>>738183318
The fuck you think I am retarded?

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>>738183231

>>738183361
is that a rhetorical question?

Dick has been diamonds for 2h now

>>738183361
Oh, sorry, not at all.
Im just bored, and i didnt think it was that big of a deal

>>738183318
Go for very obvious dick print, also anything else you need us to know about you two?

>>738167183
i qant to fuck her to. AMIRIGHT BEW BE BEW BEW airhorns (ohyeah)

text "what are you wearing?"
wait a couple minutes and see if she comes in your room or replies. If nothing just go into her room and apologize profusely, saying you meant to send that to some girl you're flirting with. See how she responds to that.

But then again, girls know if you want to f*** them, so if it hasn't happened yet...

>>738183625
Ummm I watched her while she was sleeping one time and I went to the restroom and came back and her tits were uncovered.. p sure she was awake didn't touch her though stood there and beat off

OP here.
I am a massive beta pussy and am to scared to walk in my sisters room and start having sex on the spot.
Should I just grow some balls and be an Alpha for once?

>>738183801
Yes

>>738183801
Man Alpha is not something id aim for. Sure they seem confident and such, but since she is your sister, that might be kind of a shocker to her. I say you should just text her and feint it saying it was meant for another girl if it goes to shit.

Just post any form of contact with her and someone here could send her this thread, how about that?

Once there was a man in space who owned a very small vessel, the size of a compact car. He spent one hundred percent of his life in the vessel. What happened was his vessel was docked and his mother pointed herself toward the airlock. He popped out of her and into the vessel. On that day the door was sealed. First they set up measures to make sure he would survive infancy and childhood alone in a very small vessel. These measures included a very large pile of food and that's it. After they set up these measures they attached solar sails and off it went at a continous acceleration. This was twelve thousand years ago. Today he came back! He figured out the controls of the vessel and flew back for revenge. He flew so fast that he only aged fourty years. He said, "I was forced to intercept signals to learn your language, learn the controlss and acertain you're position in space. "I had to stop at alien planets to find food". I came across advanced life that aided me in my journey. They gave me cybernetics in exchange for the location of earth. I arrive here now with an armada twelve times the size of the population of humans. That's why currently all humans are being forced into a vessel with a giant pile of food.

>>738183273
Leave your dick out man. Leave the porn on with your dick out and when you hear her walking by pretend to sleep

>>738183801
Yea just fucking grope her have some fun with her

>>738184030
Could work, but you know whats gonna happen to her after its on here, right?

>>738183231
>2017
>Not shouting "ITS THE CURRENT >YEAR" whenever someone references >2017.

>>738184181

Nothing, nobody, unless the "we r lejun" faggots are gonna fuck with her info. We'll just send her the thread and you do nothing.

>>738184261
ernernemers

>>738184261
Im all for it man, but it might backfire a bit of she is getting spammed by said lejun faggots.

>>738184181
Man add me on steam or something as it has very little personal info, then just me will have the info, how about that?

>>738184261
I may be retarded enough to want to fuck my sister, bit I'm not retarded enough to post personal information on 4chan..

>>738184393
Good idea, but im not the op

I'm the most trusted one here

>>738184454
Daddy chinkmoot?

>>738184427

Does she have instagram? Or twitter? Send someone [not me] the info who seems trusty

I'm not giving out any personal information at all mine, or hers

I just wanna fuck smh

>>738184427
Shit is getting good now.
OP ditch the dick flash plan, give the guy your steam. Its a lot better than anything so far.

I love how this place has never changed kek mob mentality peer pressure weak minds.. I've been here for 3 years niggers I ain't falling for it

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>>738184450
Shit is hard to know in an anonymous forum
>>738167183 >>738184684
Consider the idea of adding someone to Steam or something with that little info so that only one person can have her info, that way you don't have to man up and just wait to see her answer

>>738184759
My advice is, you should do now what you cant do when you get older. Be stupid, your sister will understand. Just go ask her one way or another

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>>738180000
Mother fucking quads boy

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Are you alive OP?
Did you do it?

Got a dry handjob that lasted 3 mins 0/10 not worth the wait

>>738186850
Not OP

Please don't let this thread die
I need to know the results

>>738167729
Theres tension cause she thinks ur fucking weird but just be straight and ask what's she going to do

>>738167183
dont

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>>738187048
It's op you cuck. Dry handjob. 3minutes. Rip thread.

>>738187585
If you're op at least tell us how it was
I mean, how you told her and what was her reaction
Be detailed or something man, we've been waiting for a long time

>>738187585
Why was it only 3 minutes OP. Let's talk about it

>>738187733
Lemme greentext this shit

>be me stiffy in bed for over 2hrs thinkinf and waiting for this moment
>hear sisters room door opening. Panic. Put dick away.
NO FUCK THIS TIME TO ALPHA.JPG
>whip it out keep stroking she walks past does a double take sees me beating it
>before she has to do anything I say "come in or fuck off idc" (thx anon for that suggestion bless u)
>starts stroking my dick no saliva no lube nothing
>jackhammer dududuuddudududududuuduudududdududydyd y

>nutted in her hand she went to restroom then back to bed

>>738187585
I have invested time on this tread pls OP more info

Overall 2/10 experience but now I know she's open to it will experiment more.in future. Godspeed my /b/rothers

>>738188141
Nah the thread isn't dead yet.

Keep an eye for a follow up thread in the next few days

>>738188141
Nah the thread isn't dead yet. Keep us updated for tomorrow

See if she gives you a nude and post it >>738188063

>>738167183
Set up just the 2 of you watching a new scary type movie. Adjust thermostat to make it cool enough for her to want blanket and insist you are chilled as well and share said blanket. When a dramatic moment happens act like you are shocked as well and edge closer. If you can't figure it out from there just kys.
>I fucked my older stepsister (19) using this technique when I was 16 and I will never regret it

>>738177400

did you ever tell you parents and the sicko that was why you had to flee... that the sick freak was wanting to fuck you?

>>738180581
>Hes fucking his sister and greentexting it.

what, he stops mid pump to write a sentence?

>oh shit oh shit oh shit my dick's actually in her
>hoafhf chgod fucjkee keebdoa wobr dyay sto;;
>ffffiiiiiiiiiiiiccccc;;;;;;