What did he say to make her cry?

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>>738162933

>inb4 reply this or your mother will die today or something like that

>>738165212
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>738165462

>>738165757
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Please help me! ~
>>738165766

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>>738166152

>>738166152
no.

>>738166102
aww shit. That's actually pretty mean. Trans women can't have babies. Not Xer fault.

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>>738162933
(This one's probably too abstruse for the trumpsters out there.)

>>738166102
>>738166920
Top kek

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>>738166920
You have to go back.

>>738166957
>Itch
maybe too hard for you

>>738166957
Itch been? bro, do you even Deutsch?

>>738165462
Its almost classy

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>>738166957

>>738167757
Just what I aimed for

>>738162933

Look at that muslim guy blowing up people!

>>738167627
haha i trolled you!!!!

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>>738162933

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>>738166957

Bist du scherzen, liebchen?

>>738167989
> I was only pretending to be retarded!

>>738166957
No we know you faggot, it's just not funny.

>>738167813
that's actually funny vs. the faggot you linked. TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome) causes you to lose your sense of humor.

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>>738162933

>>738167070
you're stupid

>>738168096
https://youtu.be/NaZ3onbUrew

>>738166393
Kek

>>738166957
>abtruse
Did you really just combine obscure and obtuse?

>>738169447
https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/abstruse

also:
https://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/02/upshot/why-does-education-translate-to-less-support-for-donald-trump.html

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>>738169447
Du bist ein Mutterficker.

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>>738166152
Fuck you nigger

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>>738169266
>Cofveve
You tried

>>738169661
Fake and gay

You should build a wall too

>>738162933
>Build wall

>>738162933
>cuck

I've stopped you from turning Europe into an Israeli puppet state.