Shota
Cold but cozy central
>>738159288
>spelling cosy wrong
:^)
>>738159462
Yeah, you did.
>>738159288
>>738159462
>Spelling Cosby wrong, hut still hoarding tons of zippity-zo-bop-dah jello
was thinking of fapping before sleeping but too tired, how sad is that
>>738159649
It's sad that you stayed up so long you're too tired to fap.
>>738159649
Been there, just go for the ruined orgasm, and move on rather than sticking in a limbo til you conk out
>>738159637
Why the age change?
>>738159633
kek, that's a good one
>>738159757
yeah will probably fap anywhere even if not fun
>>738159807
Dude I don't even know what it's from.
I just work here.
>>738159613
A
C O M F Y
Perv
>>738159973
Source source source pleaseeeeee
>>738159800
More spanking.
>>738159973
How prudish
b-bump
gn for real faggots
>>738159860
It'll be worth
Better than just idling out, ye, maybe edge a few times to give it some effort, idk
It is a silly position to be in
>>738160403
>implying i didn't already fap in that time
>>738159919
And I'm your customer, so service me.
>>738160379
Cheers, quickshot~
>>738160048
Yes yes yes moar spanking
>>738160578
*Sigh*
Yes sir, how can I help you?
Ripe for the spanks
>>738159518
More SP, more briefs
>>738160795
is that fucking Makoto??
>>738160795
Well you already have the equipment ready, so I'll take the Platinum care package
Which shota has the most spankable butt?
>>738160862
More spanking
Homosexuality is a disgrace.
I'm not denying the science. The disgusting "LGBT" brigade is right about one thing: gender and sexuality are a gradient, diverse, multidimensional spectrum. But even so, the only healthy and righteous way to be is concentrated around the corners.
Because what causes conditions of being in the middle, such as faggotism? Hormonal imbalance.
Let us examine the paths of hormonal imbalance, particularly in the filthy, filthy sex called men.
It is true of course that some men are born hormonally imbalanced due to genes acquired through the sins of their parents. This is a tragedy, and these poor babes, innocent of any sin of their own but being a living expression of their parents' evils, must seek healing through celibacy and pray to be cured of the cursed disease that is faggotism.
But what is the USUAL mechanism of the imbalance? Yea, sin of one's OWN. Succumbing too frequently to lust reduces testosterone by draining it through the penis when sperm is loosed. Sloth frees testosterone stored in muscle as it weakens, and gluttony replaces the muscle with adipose that generates estrogen.
Indeed it is appropriate, for pregnant women need estrogen and must avoid excess testosterone, and just as well their condition renders them gluttonous and slothful. But a pregnant woman's gluttony and sloth are righteous, for her body is working to bring new life into the world, just as God's wrath is righteous despite being wrath. When a man, who carries nothing with his body but a stench, is gluttonous and slothful, it is disgusting and evil.
There you have it. All gays either became gay by being unrepentant sinners, or are not doing a very good job carrying the burden they were born with if they are still gay.
Burn them
>>738161394
Fuck off
>>738161443
Evil monster
Be burn
>>738161656
u r bad
y r fag liv?
>>738161260
Right this way sir...
>>738161721
gay = rong
>>738161814
WROG
I'm not gay. I just love dick.
>>738161900
gay r evl
Kys all of you
If everyone here is a ___fag -- newfags, oldfags, tripfags, samefags, falsefags -- would actual real life faggots like you guys be fagfags?
Not homophobic like this other dickwad, just linguistically insensitive on purpose.
>>738161721
artist name, pls? :)
>>738161376
>>738161935
Religion is evil...
>>738162132
id go with homofags, has a nice ring to it
>>738162183
WROG
GOD R REEL
DRP DE DRP DRP
>>738162242
Homofag > agefluid
>>738161800
How is that going to help grooming my dog?
Where'd the other guy go?
Are you supposed to be back here?
>>738162155
Idk, sorry.
>>738161042
Dick shouldn't curving like that. It should be pushing down very hard on the prostate and bladder.
What do your undies smell like, Anons?
>>738162832
One of my all-time favorite Shota pics
Also pic related
>>738163093
Hehe, was thinking if I could draw you out when picking it
Yay~
Good taste
You know it's true
Wake up
Realize what they did to you.
>>738162832
Now THATS a boy ass
Fug.
Battery super low, gotta go back and charge, OP out for now
Bump
>>738163273
Draw me out? Who is me?
>>738162398
I'm sorry sir, I assumed you wanted me to go straight to the happy ending.
>>738164566
Lincoln best boy
>>738164719
A prostitute gives a happy ending as a service.
A bad programmer only codes the happy case.
Does a prostitute who is bad at programming only code the happy ending?
I'm driving in the rain again.
What the hell is the appeal of fart cans? There I just passed three cars with them
>>738164903
I got it! I know the answer to the riddle! Hole! You put a hole in a barrel to make the barrel lighter!
By the way I'm proud of all of you, you guys have kept a Shota thread up and running for a long time
Hey, where'd everybody go?
>>738166045
Too the /co/ boy thread.
I have always imagined that most people in these threads are neets. Is that a correct assumption?
>>738166154
>Non-lewd and Ben 10
Gross
Can't be 2 places at once now