is death by drowning painful

>>738133052
It would be

>>738133052
Yes, longues filled with water hurts

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sorry

>>738133084
i heard it becomes peaceful after the initial struggle

would hurt like hell but im guessing you'd be panicking too much to really care/notice.

Nah- they say it's like drifting off to sleep at the end.

>>738133084
>>738133129
but is it quick?
or do you to suffer for minutes before completely blacking out?

Make sur you tie a fuckin boulder to your ankle or something your bodily with forcable come up for air after a minute or so or just throw the ole classic toaster in the water

What if you hold you breathe untill you pass out?

>>738133172
that's nice

Try it and report back to us

you like dying in pain and panic? then drowning is for you!

>>738133201
Its not done in seconds.

>>738133274
but i'd be dead afterwards if im successful
how can i report back if im dead?

>>738133052
It would be extremely painful, your lungs hurt but the pain your brain gives you is beyond imaginable. The brain does its very best to make you want to survive and will fill every neuron in you with horrifying pain so you have the motivation to stop being in pain and get out. Thats why victims of shit like being on fire or getting blown up choose survival. Id rather die but hey who knows how I will react.

>>738133325
you have personal experience?

>>738133201
You probably breath in and out, 3 more times underwater. In pain and panic.

>>738133052
Imagine choking to death, you struggle so hard to breath but you just fade to black.

>>738133394
>Confusing pain with adrenaline

>>738133394
fuck
guess i need to find another way to log out from this world

what if i take sleeping pills beforehand?
will it be less painful when im asleep?

>>738133374
You have internet don't you?

>>738133595
Take enough to stop breathing a die in sleep.
Clueless fuck.

>>738133617
I lold hard.
Thanks

>>738133519
Adrenaline only lasts so long. There is another type of pain that goes beyond that and makes you feel like your soul is being stabbed and set on fire. Its psychological, do some research on it.

>>738133683
holy shit that thought went over my head

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>>738133741
>feel like your soul is being stabbed and set on fire

>implying i don't feel that sensation everyday already

>>738133741
No.

>>738133840
Hahaha captain dramalama over here

Poor liitle victim you

>>738133617
no!
you don't get it!
i'd be dead if i drown, i can't do living stuff anymore like go on internet and update my status on fb "omg guys i died from drowning xoxo" cuz im dead and i can't move

dummy.

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>>738133052
idk man how painful would it be to have a literal nightmare come true?

>>738134003
So you DONT have internet?

>>738133904
ha ha ha very funny
you don't my story and you don't know me

>plays Linkin Park - One Step Closer

>>738134093
i have internet
but i won't be able to post because im dead
god you're so stupid

>>738134093
he cant post if he gets his internet wet in the water dumbo

>>738134238
>>738134203

What about wifi?

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>>738134238
Sharks have internet and they live underwater.

>>738133052
Is picture related, shit for brains?

how about this, new question
what is the best angle to shoot yourself in the head that ensures 0% chance of surviving cuz i don't want to end up like stephen hawking, a stupid brain dead useless version of stephen hawking

>inb4 shoosting urslef anywhere in the head kills you duh

but some survive

>>738134238
This

>>738134380
Explain that dumb asshole?

>>738133052
Only if your the one being drowned.

>>738134391
it's me

>>738134451
Brainstem

Also keeps your internet dry

>>738134463
>Explain that dumb asshole?
I thought it was common knowledge that sharks have internet. What's there to explain?

your throat closes up in panic, it's only after you pass out unconscious that your lounges fill up with water.

guess we can all agree that it'll be painful
fuck me
does anyone know where can i sign to become a monk and live in secluded area in some mountain?

>>738134502
what if he gets blood on his internets bro

>>738133052
Only momentarly. After you pass out from lack of oxygen your lungs automatically continue to try to breathe like when you're alseep, but they just keep breathing in water

>>738134380
Pretty sure shark can go out of water for a few and survive. They can go online than.

>>738134600
True... dont want to get your dna online...
Fuck..

>>738133052

It is more discomfort than pain. And really, really frustrating.

Source: drowned once. Ambulance and everything .

>>738134567
Thats not how drowning works idiot.....

>>738134238
no dumbass you can't get internet wet
first off it's nobody's internet, nobody owns the internet, it's a huge collective network from all over the world
maybe you mean my router or my phone

nevertheless i still can't use those
BECAUSE I'D BE DEAD

>>738134588
Www.becomeamonk.org?

>>738134787
Yeah your phone. You internet on your phone. So post on that.

>>738134801
great!
im shaving my head and pubes now

>>738134973
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adjective: dead

1.
no longer alive.
"a dead body"
synonyms: passed on/away, expired, departed, gone, no more; More

why is it so hard for you to understand
im going to drown you so hard

>>738135115
Hes becoming a monk... whats your obsession with dead?

>>738133595
I would imagine that this would work. I was in a similar situation when I was a teenager, I drank wayyyy too much (alcohol poisoning tier), passed out, and my "friends" set me outside in the middle of the WI winter in a t-shirt and pants.

Long story short, I was in a grey haze for hours and was aware that I was freezing to death but it wasn't something that bothered me too much, and I couldn't move anyway. Eventually you kind of just accept your fate, and I wanted to go, but a neighbor found me and called the EMT. Coming back was the worst part of it

>>738135221
oops sorry wrong post
it was meant for >>738134901

>>738133052
It was so pianful I nearly died!

>>738135291
man fuck that neighbor
if i were in your place i'd move out of that neighborhood

>>738133052

Yes but relatively briefly. Wouldn't feel that way to you.

>>738133617
Fuck, that's why there's been an influx of shitposters, must be due to all the people dying.

>>738135476
It was my friend's neighbor, but I see that he can't really just let some kid lay on the porch to die. They took me to see him after I wasn't grounded anymore, I guess they expected me to thank him, I did not. I was very pissed off that they brought me back. I don't know if you watch that show Vikings, but when dude gets to the gates of Valhalla, he sees the glory and light, and it shuts in his face, that's what it was like.

>>738134203
What about bluetooth

>>738133201

there are intense moments before you black out that are filled with primal fueled panic and fear before blacking out which feels like an eternity.

but you don't die right away after blacking out, you eventually suffocate if not rescued.

>>738133052
If drowning was a nice way to go then waterboarding wouldn't be god of all torture.