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Why are Americunts so retarded?

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Why are Americunts so retarded?
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>>738130357
damn now i want some cheddar.
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>>738130357
They even have the retarded imperial system
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>>738130357
decades of unregulated mercury emitted from power plants
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>>738130357
We aren't retarded, faggot. Who do you think landed the first man on the moon?
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>>738130536
Literally the only thing America accomplished during the space race... retard
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because Jewish companies control them
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Eurofags are worse, they let refugees in
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Other countries can't help but go down on America.
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>>738130357
- Poor public schooling.
- Poor healthcare.
- Too much focus on capitalism.
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>>738130769
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>>738131984
>richest country in the world
>best universities in the world even with the liberal cancer
>most sophisticated biomedical technology available (europeans need to learn to actually work and pay for things)
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>>738130357
Drugs, alcohol, cheap food, reality TV, free porn and guns.
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>>738130357
There are too many jews in Americunt.
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>>738130644
And how many times has your country been to the moon?
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>>738132830
You don't have free porn??
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>>738130357
Why do you constantly bitch about us? It's sad really
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>>738130536
German/Nazi scientists, who were developing the V2 missiales and that got "political asylum" in teh US and jewish scientists, who were fleeing mainland Europe. You do not even know the hisoty of your own country ignorant peasant!
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>>738132830
I don't do drugs.
I don't drink Alcohol.
Cheap food? You've never been to Starbucks.
Nobody watches reality TV, except for Honey BooBoo
Free Porn. Guilty.
Guns. Fuck yea, 'MURICA! Have fun trying to protect yourself with sporks.
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>>738133247
Food
>statbucks....
I rest my case!
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>>738130357
Why is every other country sooooo concerned with America. Jealous much?
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>>738133355
^^^>is that a full house
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>>738133355
Seriously.
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>>738130357
she even has Popsi if she get's thirsty.
>she needs communism to lose weight
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>>738133355
Every country is a closet homosexual aside from America, Russia, and China.
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>>738130357
>>>/bant/
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>>738130644

Yeah, you're right. No satellite communications, space shuttle, the tool required to stretch your asshole enough for your fucking slavic head to emerge...
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>>738133606

>Popsi
>Get's

LEARN ENGLISH, you stupid fucking cunt.
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>>738133247
>fun trying to protect yourself

Protect yourself from what? Other people with guns? Sounds like a zero-sum game.
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To be fair for all we know that fat guy is dying from cancer or something and decided he just doesn't give a flying fuck anymore. I'm not going to judge a guy based on a meme they made of him.
One time a fat friend of mine used a motorized shopping cart because she hurt her knee working at the nursing home. Ironically it was picking up an even larger woman that did it to her. She fucking refused to use a cane.
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>>738133887
George Soros bio engineered mole people. Duh.
Well that and the blacks.
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>>738133887
So clearly not from Europe then?
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>>738130357
This makes me sad for some reason.
I know I really shouldn't pity these disgusting monstrosities, as they became them from their own choice, but I can't help and feel bad knowing they'll never experience life as anything except a slave to food.
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>>738133887
Protect yourself from crazy fucks like ted bundy or maybe some isis fag. Sorry you don't have real threats in your country because it's a fucking pussyfest.
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>>738130357
Why are Eurocucks so poor?
Why are Eurocucks so cucked?
Why do Europoors have bad teeth?
Shall I continue?
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>>738134066
Please tell me how many times you've protected yourself with your gun versus how many times it made your 2" penis hard thinking about how you totally -could- if you had the chance.
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>>738134066
Where do you live and when was your life ever threatened? Also if you live in a shit hole maybe move?
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>>738134174
why are Americans so...
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>>738133887
Niggers.
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>>738134230
None because I'm not the legal age to own a gun yet. But I see stories everyday about would be robberies or even mass murders prevented with a bullet. So suck my 2" cock.
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>>738134321
Yes my life has been threatened and when it was I wish I had a piece on me. I live in Kentucky which is a fairly peaceful state but crime and mentally ill people are in every nook and cranny of the world now there is no safe place dumbass.
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>>738134530
Why are you so cucked tho? Enjoy your Mohammeds and Patels faggot.
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>>738134719
>underage b&
K
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>>738134945
Patels rule everything
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>>738134972
I'm 20 must be 21 to carry concealed weapon.
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>>738133226
/thread
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>>738135032
K
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>>738134945
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Good thread OP
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>>738132627
my sides, lost
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>>738134719
Literally everyone should own a gun (except niggers), there's no reason not to own one.
>Blacks can protect their community from niggers
>Asians can protect their stores from niggers
>Whites can hunt, provide for their family, and stop muggings from niggers
>Hispanics can remove other Hispanics
>Terrorists can get cucked when we show them how to properly shoot a gun
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>>738132830
The thing is if other countries had access to the same pleasures we have the whole world would be fucking fat and unhappy like us too. I'm convinced it's human nature to take the easy way In life.
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>>738134875
Kentucky theres the answer. And you are right there is no safe place. What your also forgetting is if someone wanted you dead you would be dead. Not gonna quick draw a serial killer or isis. Also maybe just not be a cunt to people?
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>>738135350
guns are made for kill black people
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>>738135549
Who said I was a cunt to people? I'm polite as fuck. Bitch.
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>>738135566
They're a tool, killing black people is just one of the things they can be used.
Use your imagination, you can actually kill anything with guns.
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>>738133057
yeah, wtf. Are Europoors so stupid they can't go on Bing and search "boobs" or "Asian vomit porn"?
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>>738130536
Germans! You know the name "Wernher von Braun"?
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>>738135723
Lol. You should go into comedy. But you might shoot some drunk dude threating you so maybe just stay inside? Podcasts?
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>>738133887
Niggers with knifes or whatever they can get their hands on. You clearly don't have niggers in your country or you wouldn't even need to as such a stupid question.
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>>738132627
>>richest country in the world
You might want to check out some of the richest countries in the worlds list... you're not even in the top 10. You have a lot of rich as fuck people, but when it comes to GDP, you're not that great.

>best universities in the world even with the liberal cancer

And universities are now public educations? No. It's private. You have great private education, but the majority of your country has to go to public school, which is lax. And that's why you're not rated very highly when it comes to education.

Same with healthcare. If you can afford it, it's top notch... but a lot of people just can't.

You are prime example of why the US is a failure. You live in a "me me me" society. You do not give two fucks about anyone but yourself. This is also why you seem to think you've got the best education and are the richest country, when you're not.
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>>738135960
So basically you like to shit on america because we don't bend over backwards to help stupid niggers and trailer trash?
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>>738135176
>>738135176


he can triforce tho
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America is the greatest country on the planet.
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>>738136103
Lol i mean you can shit on America for its puppet on the right or left system. All the wars and cia operations. Treatment of all peoples. Like you don't even have to narrow it down.
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I think you're all forgetting the point here....america can kick all of your asses off the face of the planet. so go fuck yourself
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>>738136103
No, I shit on your country because poor morons like you think that because the rich in your country have the best healthcare, the best education, that somehow makes America great... yeah for them. But you sit there and defend a country whose whole modern system is designed to keep people like you dumb, and without the ability to really get a head in life.
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>>738136254
Nope. The Iraq war nearly bankrupted your fucking country. And that's a shithole country.

You've got all these WMD, but you can't fucking use them.
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>>738135176
The dude is Canadian you idiot.
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>>738136254
So could Rome and they still got raped and pillaged by barbarians
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https://youtu.be/oxY0UpwEPC0

Americans are not all Retarded look at Quicksand Man he was genius
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>>738136438
someone didnt get accepted into an American university....
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>>738136438
The average person in America (minus niggers) lives a better life than the average citizen of any other country, period.
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>>738136557
oh ya? go talk to japan
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>>738133887
More people die in violent crimes in USA than in Mexico (Even whit the narco shit)
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>>738136602
https://youtu.be/B06nJO1wwXs
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>>738136602
No they don't.

Once more you only think this but if you actually looked up Best countries to live in (based on Health, Education, Jobs, Cost of Living, Quality of Life, and Happiness) The US once more doesn't make the top 10 list.
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>>738136557
you mean George W. Bush
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>>738136740
Right, based on some bullshit criteria that the UN sets.
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edgy
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>>738136699
>More people die in violent crimes in USA than in Mexico (Even whit the narco shit)

CORRECTION:
More people die in DOCUMENTED violent crimes in USA than in Mexico.

It's so fucking easy to hide a murder in Mexico.

ALSO:
"United States is about 5 times bigger than Mexico. Mexico is approximately 1,964,375 sq km, while United States is approximately 9,833,517 sq km. Meanwhile, the population of Mexico is ~123 million people (201 million more people live in United States)."

GTFO.
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>>738136630
Ah.. so why didn't you nuke Iraq, or Afghanistan, or Vietnam?

You can't use those WMD anymore, because a lot of other countries have got them and the US doesn't want to risk sparking WWIII. Those rich people that run the US only stay rich if the world doesn't end.
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>>738136851
You mean, overall health of the nation is bullshit?
You mean, overall happiness of the nation is bullshit?
You mean, overall education of the nation is bullshit?
etc...


Jesus when you Americans can't win at something you get fucking retarded.
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>>738133226
Americunts BTFO!
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>>738136740
In America, you can go from living in the hood to buying a house in a white neighborhood at 22. Good luck with that in Europe with 45% taxes.
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>>738130357
The average US citizen is being pelted with radio waves and other frequencies from all directions (honestly we all are), mind control thru tv media is a huge factor, also, fastfood is plastic; that'll make anyone dumbed down when that's all they eat for years.
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>>738137063
The criteria are bullshit and you know it.
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>>738136972
ask yourself this, do you really think trump gives a shit? I don't think so...
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>>738133355
We would be better off throwing money into a furnace than giving surgery to people that actively choose to swallow up resources and die early without providing anything to the rest of us, and by making this something acceptable for a first world country to do we are actively reversing most of the good we do in the world.
Fatasses need to be fuckin taxed, because freedom of choice doesn't mean shit when it costs the rest of ass metric fuckloads of money. If you want to be a retard and destroy yourself in the most selfish way possible you need to pay for it.
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>>738137180
Health, education = bullshit criteria for "best of".. American Logic that.
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>>738137120
>The average US citizen is being pelted with radio waves and other frequencies from all directions

So fucking what? It does nothing. We were bombarded with radio waves before we started making it ourselves.

>mind control thru tv media is a huge factor
lol

>fastfood is plastic
LO FUCKING L
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>>738132982
It's eh how you say le hoax because I am a French le faggot that can't that the US did something amazing. Baggett.
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>>738137211
Jesus you're fucking dumb if you think Trump can just decided to Nuke someone. The liberals might think Trump is some Dictator, and he fucking acts like one, but there are checks and balances to make sure the President can't just start WWIII.
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>>738130357
how do you know she's american? She looks to be a eurofag to me
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>>738137063
american here

Perfectly healthy, happy and educated....so who exactly are you talking about?
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>>738137317
Too be fair a lot of American food products are outright banned in other countries do to preservatives and additives that are harmful. you know you've got some fucked standards for food. when even countries like China say "we can't have this US candy because one of the dyes in it increases the risk of cancer.
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>>738137508
all of your well thought out arguments... and no one gives a shit
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>>738137317
Take words for face value if u want, lil guy, just know they ARE causing issues. Tho radio waves have always been around, we created enough extra that cancer is rediculously common, and we supposedly created a field around the earth of it that protects us from flares and incoming waves, at the cost of everyone getting constant headaches for no reason. U don't have to care, just stop thinking ur cool
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>>738137635
>and educated

Obviously not if you think using yourself as an example devalues me saying "overall" as in the nation as a whole and not one single guy.

>Perfectly healthy

Once more, obviously not very educated if you seem to think me saying health means everyone is sick. I was talking about when you get sick, your healthcare is shit. Hell people in the US don't even go to the doctors unless they feel seriously sick because that shit might cost them.
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>>738137717
>all of your well thought out arguments... and no one gives a shit

That's because I've already said Americans are poorly educated.... Ignorance is bliss after all.
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>>738137745
>just know they ARE causing issues

Zero scientific evidence to back this up.

Now this is where you say they're paid to not say anything by the corporations, etc. And I write you off as a tin-foil hat wearing nutjob and ignore you.
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>>738130357
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>>738130357
They come from European bloodlines.
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>>738130432
That's because they're imperialists.
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>>738138847

That's what I don't get about Mercia. When people point out the ways in which your country is fucked, you get all defensive and snowflakes, thinking that people don't like you. It's not even that, it's that the rest of the world is pointing out shit you need to fix. But instead, you just keep doing owe things even harder. It's like that gif of Homer "I'm being a newfag and no-one can stop me" but on a national scale.
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>>738130357

Jews...
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>>738130357
Just look at where we came from.
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>>738130536
>retarded
>>738130644
>retard
–Estás muy tiznada– dijo el comal a la sartén.
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>>738133319

Successful company founded in Seattle. what was your case?
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>>738130357

Bad genes. We have the worst niggers from Africa, the ones that even other Africans didn't like. Then we have the shit brit genes. Then we have the trash from mexicant
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>>738135098
So much freedumb!
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>>738139630
I mean, in Canada and most of Europe you can go to jail for "hate speech." Not in America though. Europe is so free though!
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>>738136224
MuriKKKans live on their own little planet.
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>>738139191
And the "they don't care" line is bullshit anyone. Saying anything even remotely critical abotu America triggers the fuck out of them... and you can then go into detail about their problems... but it always ends with them walking away with their tails beneath their legs say "yeah well we don't care what your shit country thinks"... goes right back to the beginning.
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>>738139727

Holy shit. A country like the UK that has a fifth of the US population has that much crime? Fucking degenerates.
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>>738135042
nice feet
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>>738139798
Someone needs to look up "per capita".
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>>738136602
Who convinced you of that? TV?
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>>738133226
And even today more than 2/3 of scientists in murica were not born americunts
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>>738136950
In the United Snakes, when a cop kills a citizen, it's not counted as a violent crime.
https://www.rutherford.org/publications_resources/john_whiteheads_commentary/licensed_to_kill_the_growing_phenomenon_of_police_shooting_unarmed_cit
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>>738139893

Do I? Do you even know what "per capita" means? Or how it is used to measure things like crime? The point is that a small island nation like the UK manages to have a disproportionately high crime rate.

The US has a 16% higher crime rate per 100,000 that the UK while having five times the population.
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>>738139935
That graph means less than nothing in terms of quality of life. Although I do not agree with his comment either.
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>>738140129

Watch out for muslims driving vehicles. They seem to be acting funny lately.
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>>738139701
In the United Snakes, you get sent to prison for seventy years just for covering The Inaugurationâ„¢ as a journalist.
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>>738140025
Although most of them were educated in our universities. LMAO

Nice try though!
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>>738140448
Going to need backstory on that.

How could you not know to link to a source? Are you stupid?
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>>738140371
Poor, deluded lumpy proletariat.
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>>738139727
Do you understand what population context means?
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>>738130357
I hate it, man. I'm not an American but lived here most my life, so basically I should adapt to developing a massive pot belly by the time I'm in my late 20's, but fuck that. I exercise regularly, this allows me to eat what I want, but naturally I don't overdo it because my body hates that shit, yet everywhere I look women have a short "hot" lifespan here. Once they hit their late 20's it's fucking over. She's either fat or too skinny being tweaked out on meth.

I think if you're born in the USA you're fucking cursed since birth because of the Native Americans and shit. The only hot women I see past their 30's are FOB Asian bitches with five fucking kids. They don't look like they work out, maybe they jog at the most, but they still have banging ass bodies.
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>>738140896

That still has nothing to do with quality of life.....

I already said, sperglord, I didn't agree with his comment.

The Nordic nations have some of the best living conditions on the planet, far batter than the US.

Stop shit posting.
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>>738140426
Watch out for people. They seem to be acting funny lately.

That's what you should say as you have a greater chance of being killed in a school / mall shooting than being killed by a terrorist.

You have a greater chance of being murdered in a robbery than being killed by a terrorist.
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>>738140993

You are quite literally retarded.
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>>738141061

>not taking a joke

calm your tits m8
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>>738140426
It's not the Muslims you need to be worried about.

https://vimeo.com/23731470
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>>738140520
Mah momma always said, it's better ta be stoopid than lazy.
>Google is your friend.
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>>738141222

chek'd and kek'd
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>>738141314
Nah m8, if you don't feel it's necessary to link it then I'm not going to bother.

It was probably bullshit anyway.
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>>738137501

Don't you have summer school or your dad's dick to suck Lester?
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>>738140479
by non american teachers
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>>738141620
Who were educated in the US. top kek

Not sure if troll or serious.
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>>738140974
If I'd have to guess, I'd say it means whatever you want it to mean. That's how MuriKKKans "think".
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>>738141709
by non americans.
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We have better truck drivers and don't let refugees in.
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>>738141736
>China and Indonesia at the top
>two of the most polluted countries on the planet
>people have confidence in their government though

All I see are Americans making the right choice by saying no. Did you mean to put a hole in your own argument?
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>>738130644
Yeah just that stupid going to the moon thing
And that inventing the airplane thing
And that inventing the telephone thing
And that whole nuclear power thing
And that assembly line thing
And that whole being the world superpower thing
I'm sure your country is way more successful and powerful than ours...right?
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>>738141782
Who were educated in the US. topest kek

troll confirmed
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>>738141940
>assembly line thing
The industrial revolution started in Europe, kid
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>>738142109
Yet you got left behind......weird.
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>>738141021
"Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen pounds nineteen and six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pounds nought and six, result misery."
–Charles Dickens

>Nordic nations have some of the best living conditions
…also some of the highest rates for alcoholism and suicide.
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>>738142169
Well we're still sitting at the top right now.

so...
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>>738130357

That could be a homeless disabled person. If you note it she is eating cheese, which the government provides for free to the poor and indigent. Another clue would be the other items the arrow points to.
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>>738142109
Yeah well Henry Ford invented the first assembly line improving industry globally. Probably just a butthurt Britfag. Go die in a terrorist attack you socialist cuntwaffle.
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ITT: bitter europoors and canadafaggots
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>>738141381
How about if you hold your breath until you get what you think you want? That's how your Fearless Leader does it.
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>>738142277
That is a point of contention. Some lists will show the US in the top five, some in the top ten. Hell, some even show Singapore ahead of most EU nations.

The fact remains, you had far more time, and in a comparatively short amount of time the US caught up and left most of you behind.

Also, expect your ratings to drop the more Islamic you become.
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>>738142501
Ohh how cute, the obligatory Trump comment.

I didn't vote trump little man. Nice try though, again!
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>>738142584

they keep forgetting trump lost the popular vote.
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>>738141388
No I'm cumming inside your mom's pussy.
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>>738142584
>>738142633
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>>738142396
>socialist
You say this like it's a bad thing
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>>738142277
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>>738137180
I'm an American and you know full godsamn well that if we weren't so low, like if we were at the top, you'd be you'd be using it as evidence of America's greatness. Don't be a sore loser, it's not bullshit.

You are.
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>>738142805
It can easily become fascism.

In theory, "National Socialism" meant "socialist (not Marxist) principles applied to a nation, rather than internationally". Fascist movements in the 20th Century developed not necessarily out of, but alongside leftist movements. For example, the first Fascist manifesto in Italy had some rather progressive goals in labor rights and wanted to redistribute wealth generally. However, they were emphatically not Marxists or communists - they rejected both historical materialism (the foundation of the Marxist left) and proletarian internationalism, in favor of "racial science" and nationalism. Nonetheless, they professed to stand for worker's rights, hence the "Socialism".
In reality, however, this was never more than a neat trick to get workers on their side. Hitler liquidated the left of his party (led by the Strasser brothers) and privatized a great deal of German industry, as well as reining in trade unions.
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>>738143040
So can "democracy". Your point is moot.
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>>738142805
You got to keep in mind. Reagan did a fucking number on the US. He managed to convince the country that socialism was the same as communism. That somehow having free healthcare is bad and that paying someone instead is much better... even if they find an excuse to cut you off if you get a debilitating illness.
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>>738142277
Ummm! Mongo … smart!
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>>738142893
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>>738143227
Half of the US domestic policy can be considered socialist. I agree.
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>>738143222
That's not what "moot" means.
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>>738142277
>so....
It's ok to finish you sentence, kid.
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>>738143604
> of little or no practical value, meaning, or relevance; purely academic:

K
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>>738143222
Not nearly as easily, dumbass.

Do you even know what it would take to turn a place like the US fascist? You would have to bring the entire private sector under the control of the government. In a socialist country most of the work is already done for you (the hypothetical fascist).
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>>738143510
Meanwhile in Canada and Europe you can go to jail for saying mean words.
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>>738143789
I know what it takes, one election.
Stay mad
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>>738143908
Not sure what this is even supposed to mean. However, I suppose it does at least mean that you have no argument.

Well played.
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>>738142584
ITT: We answer the question
> Why are Americunts so retarded?
So, yeah, your Resident Dump makes a fine example.
>inherited his wealth
>squandered his inheritance
>bought his college degree
>bullies everyone around him
>has all the best words, really
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>>738143990
It takes one election to turn a country fascist. Pretty simple.
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>>738130357
Because we spent 30 years putting lead in EVERYTHING. There's still lead in my apartment but it's 'safe' because it's sealed in layers of latex paint so my landlord legally doesn't have to remove it.
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>>738144076
>lost the popular vote
>you're talking to someone who didn't vote for him

Next.
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>>738144111
Uhh no. It would be telegraphed the moment the private sector was being swallowed by the government. It would take an "act of god" for it to go unnoticed with no blowback of epic proportions.

Germany at the time was in a depression and recovering from WW1, it was easy pickings.

I really wish there was a good challenge to be had in one of you.
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>>738142307
You're right..so much need
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>>738132627
>>richest country in the world
>>best universities in the world even with the liberal cancer
>>most sophisticated biomedical technology available (europeans need to learn to actually work and pay for things)
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>>738144332
So one person or party getting elected couldn't start this and get people behind it? Youre trying way too hard.
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America is the worst
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>>738144166
>not muh president
Well you're stuck with him kiddo, make the best of it
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>>738130357
Americans are retarded for a couple of reasons, the main one being: they have the money to make everyone else to do the work for them.

You think all the dudes in Silicone Valley and NASA are American natives? No, they hire foreign engineers and intellectuals to do their shit for them. Your average American is entitled, ignorant, arrogant, unintelligent, and proud of it.
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>>738130357
World's top superpower in less than 200 years.

You hate us. There's a reason for that. We don't care what it is.
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>>738144399
>implying that there are no dipshits in the world outside of the US
Have you been to Britain lately? Or Greece? Spain? Italy? Turkey? Saudi Arabia? China? Australia? India? Venezuela?

They exist, they live among us and they out-breed us. Now, kys.
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>>738144474

Did you bother to even pay attention in history class? Have you bothered to pay attention to the political climate the past several months?

You're not trying hard enough, or you are utterly incapable of critical though. I'm not sure which.

Anyway, Germany in 1936 and the US of today are light years apart.
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>>738136575
So the "reply to this thread or your mother will die in her sleep" isn't cancer?
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>>738144540
Picking those low hanging fruit eh?

Keep putting words in my mouth, it just further demonstrates your lack of complex thought.
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Mixer.com/Z3goth
What the hell
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>>738144602
It's literally starting to happen now. You seem upset that I can formulate mt thoughts more succinctly than you.
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>>738144498

I agree, Europe sucks.
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>>738144596
I is high. Pic make brain hurt.
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>>738142277

If you look at GDP, the US is in the top spot. If you look at purchasing power parity adjusted GDP, China has the top spot.

What metric are you using?
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>>738144544
......most are actually, look it up dumbshit.

Even if you were right, there is a reason they would come here.

Pro tip: it's because we are better than you
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>>738144693
You literally said you didn't vote for him...
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>>738144675
Most of the shit on /b/ is cancer. There was a time when we used to raid daily, or try to dox someone... but that shit is a big no no now.
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>>738137508
>checks and balances
That phrase is reasuring only in high-school civics textbooks. Yes, the Constitution says only Congress has the power to declare war … but then they invented "police actions" … then they saw what Nixon could do with that excuse and passed the War Powers Act … which effectively watered down their Constitutional authority under the guise of strengthening it.

So what does Darth Cheeto do? Before his family Bible was back on the West Coast and Jefferson's Bible was back in the Library of Congress, he sent US forces into Yemen to kill women and children. One was an eight-year-old US citizen, took her two hours to bleed out while the SEAL team pretended to save the world from terrorism.

Really, Congress needs to grow a pair or else the world won't need to worry about the science of global warming any more.
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>>738136602
You have to be straight up willfully ignorant to believe this.

Spend a long period of time in Melbourne, Australia. It's probably the most liveable city in the world. Living here feels safe but also free, it's incredible. There's diversity but not much racism, there's no gun violence, and very low crime rates. Good jobs, good education, good water. Beats anything in the US.
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>>738144812

>It's literally starting to happen now.

BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Citation needed.
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>>738144949
So that automatically puts me in the same camp as those people who like to parrot "not muh president"?

Get the fuck out.
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>>738145010
That cost of living though
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>>738144931
I'd put money on this: if you randomly select 1000 American citizens and 1000 citizens of any of the major European countries, and got them to do a test of their general intelligence/education, the American citizens would lose by a considerable margin.
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>>738145010
Enjoying that bubble I see.
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>>738144812
>It's literally starting to happen now.

It's not though. I hate Donald as much as the next sane individual. But there is just no way he could turn into something even close to Hitler.

He barely has any power as is. Even with a republican majority he can't get shit passed. Because he's not getting the backing of his party. He can only do executive orders, and that shit can (and has been) shot down by the Supreme Courts.

And even if he were somehow able to get the full backing and start changing the laws. You forget that the US is an armed as fuck nation. If another Civil War broke out because the government did something the people didn't like... the government would lose.
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>>738130644

Too bad they gonna loose the race war
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>>738145297
I've been elsewhere, nothing compares to this.
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>>738141940
>being the world superpower thing

Every member of every single country that isnt america gets immense enjoyment when you kids say shit like this, thank you
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>>738140448
Youre full of fucking shit
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>>738145010
>Most liveable city in the world.

Which is fine, unless you don't like cities. I don't think every American lives better than every other person in the world, that's naive and silly. But after travelling the world, I would still take the American West over anywhere else.

That's a personal preference though.

>Inb4 that fucking shill shows up and starts hating on "muh flyover states".
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>>738144166
You sound like you need to go back to your safe space for a while. You're not making sense. It doesn't matter a whit whom you voted for and MuriKKKa doesn't doesn't elect its figurehead-in-chief by a popular plurality. Just because your "side" didn't win is no reason to be throwing temper-tantrums.
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>>738145000
The US is run by the rich, and they want to remain rich or get richer. The president starting a war with nukes could lead to the end of the world... and the end of their wealth. You can bet that if that even came close to happening... Trump would somehow magically be considered mentally unfit to lead the nation. They wouldn't even need to impeach him.
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>>738145375
So uh... what other state can claim a parity of force (of any kind) with the US?
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>>738145246
That's great, but it's not provable, so nice try?

Average IQ for the US is within a point of most EU countries so I'm not sure what you are basing your hypothesis on. We also have many times the population of any single EU country, therefore IQ ranges will vary greatly.

I have done this before. Taking the average IQ of all EU countries to get a new average puts your average below the US's. Again though, the total population of all EU countries combined is about 400 million more than the US so the IQ range will vary greatly again.

Nice non-argument though.
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>murica #1
>you disagree? fuck off
>we need to establish freedome and democracy in this country against their will
>europe should obey our orders WRRRRYYY
>china should obey our orders WRRRRYYY
>Trump is our president
>free healthcare is destroying my freedom
>9/11 was an inside job
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>>738145486
>Just because your "side" didn't win is no reason to be throwing temper-tantrums

Hyperbole is the best way to throw your argument out the window.

Next.
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>>738141736
Confidence or blind faith? americans have allways been anti~establishment ever scince july 4 1776
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>>738130401
Eating cheddar right now!!!
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>>738141736
You are so fucking stupid seriously north korea should be at the top, its really not a good thing
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>>738130357
atleast its not being facefucked by a "13 year old" refugee while the police cheer him on
fuck outta here eurofags
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>>738146106
Right? Their police even look the other way while refugees fuck little kids.
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>>738130357
America is full of greed, for power, money, status, food, wasting everything. Moral compass has been broken for a long time in the US. We are as a society are nearly broken to the core. The common person, of middle or low income has been trashed over and over and over. Our elected officials to not give a shit about us, as citizens. Only the Rich, high income class or Companies decide who runs for office. I am an American, I love my Country for all it could be, and I mistrust my Government for all it fails to do.
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>>738133226
>missiales
>teh
>hisoty
>ignorant peasants
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>>738145518
There's a mini-screenplay in this.

Something on cable news annoys Fearless Leader and he calls Tiffany, his Twitter assistant, into the office. Tiffany comes in with the presidential BlackBerry and iPhone. She's at least a nine and wears a slinky dress with expensive high heels.

"No, Tiffany, not this time. I need you to help me with the new culler football thingie. Ask that guy in the hallway to give it to you."

Tiffany exhanges nervous glances with the Secret Service agent in charge of the nuclear football. He runs off to look for Pence.

Tiffany brings the nuclear football into the office and helps the president with the buttons. "How do I target Los Angeles with this thing?" the president asks.

Cut to Pence, nervously calling various Cabinet secretaries and babbling about the 25th Amendment. Sound FX: tick-tock-tick from Jack Bauer show.

Cut back to the pres and Tiffany playing with the buttons. *press* (tick) *press* (tock)
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>>738145765
Tell that to Daniel Shays.
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>>738146213
Go to other countries. Come back and realize how fucking good you have it.
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>>738145439
Oops, you're right. He's looking at seventy-FIVE years.
http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/donald-trump-inauguration-aaron-cantu-john-boswell/2017/06/09/id/795202/
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As an American, I can confirm that I am surrounded by idiots who think a billionaire who literally had everything handed to him knows how to solve our problems.
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>>738139045
Found over 60 years ago...
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>>738146946
>I am surrounded by idiots who think a billionaire who literally had everything handed to him knows how to solve our problems.
You must live in a red state.
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>>738147048
I actually live in a blue state, but the county I live in voted for Trump, go figure :p
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>>738146715
That's a challenge that the United Snakes usually loses.
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>>738138238
...That's what ur supposed to do
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the whole world was like
>even the muricans can't be THAT stupid to vote for this shitface
...
>they fucking did it, these morons
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>>738134530
>Why are americans so patriotic

1776 hype train never stopped motherfucker
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>>738130357
It's just a meme anon, Americans aren't retarded at all. Just because you've said it a million times with your friends and wanked each other off at the same time doesn't make it true.
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>>738147467
It takes bigger balls to accept people in need while your country shits in every face of people in need, even your own kind of people
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>literally the most free country in the world
>biggest peace keeping force in the world
>Greatest humanitarian force.
>need filters to breath in some places in china
>Germany is getting cucked
>Sweden is the rape capital of the world
>European union is bullshit
>Muh Refugees..
>???
>Profit?!?!?!
>>
americans are not retarded, i know some great canadians, mexicans and colombians. They don't even complain that much about this post-colony that more developed countries keep laughing about, well, 2 huge continents need a place to send all their retards away.
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>>738147733
>most free
most people in prison you mean
>peace keeping
i think you mean bombing across the globe
>china
kinda agree on that one
>germany cucked
lol no, we have bigger problems bc of the G20 atm than refugees ever did in the whole time
>sweden rape capital
it's india fuckface
>european union
no it's not. europe has a higher BIP than china
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I was scammed by amerifag company GNC, charged me for products without my knowledge
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>>738147923
>G20
ill give you that one
>Most free
yes we are
>peace keeping
because if anybody fucks with our allies, they will answer to us and nobody (except for NK wants to do that)
>india
forgot about that LITERAL shit hole, my bad
>euro union
brexit
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>>738147923
also. i enjoy living in a country where if i defend myself with a fire arm, i wont be put in jail
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>>738147467
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>>738148267
lol
you're a thousand times more free in a western european country than in the us. but keep on believing in your land-of-the-free-bs. americuck!
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>>738148398
kekek
come on, let the americans keep selling em weapons to the saudis.
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>>738148422
You europeeons are so deluded fucking shit
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>>738148422
explain, my dear friend. how?
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>>738147733
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>>738148267
>yes we are
no you're not, pic related
>because if anybody fucks with our allies, they will answer to us and nobody
stop being the worlds police
>brexit
brexit means nothing for the EU, the brits were never a real part of the union since they never had the Euro for example. they agreed on the benefits but not the duties
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>>738130357
Why do poor countries always bch that their ppl can't get fat
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>>738148711
*the pic obv
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>>738148516
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>>738148603
The reason I am buying stock in Amazon drones
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>>738148603
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jan/11/swedish-police-accused-cover-up-sex-attacks-refugees-festival
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>>738149103
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>>738130357
Simple stupid republican radicals, church goers, racism and Donald Trump.
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>>738148765
Jessica Mitford warned the US about their prisons back in the 1960s, with her book Kind and Usual Punishment. With the advent of privatized prisons, things have gotten even worse than she prophesied. So the US belongs at the top of this list. The others in the Top 5 make me very curious, though. They're all islands, like natural prisons in themselves…
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>>738148857
HA HA HA HA Quoting the Leftist news site for attacks by refo's

( The Guardian )
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>>738149234
Yeah, this guy's right. Here on /b/ we're allowed to cite only from approved propaganda outlets. It's in the fucking rules.
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>>738148521
>>738148526

you're so much more dependent on the social class you're born into. the only thing americans are generally free to do is own guns, become the fattest lards ever, die of untreated diseases, and be fucking stupid.
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>>738148711
>population of germany
82 million
>population of france
64 million
>russia
142 million
>
also dont forget we also have more violent blacks in our country than any other country.
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>>738130536
>implying america went to the moon
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>>738149462
>>738148765
it's per 100,000
even you should understand this simple math
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>>738149384
actually no. you can literally be anybody you want to be. you can be a fucking homeless bum on the street, and then work your way to the top of the social ladder. look up the stories
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>>738149384
>and be fucking stupid
that's the point. everbody allows them to be that stupid
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>>738150260
what does this stupid graph show?
anyway it doesn't matter since it's 7 fucking years old
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>>738130357
At least put some mayo on that cheese (see pic).
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>>738130536
>>738132982
>gets there to scream "FIRST" 40+ years ago & then defunds the fuck out of NASA
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>>738133355
Perhaps it is because 'Murica is so concerned with involving themselves in every other country.
If they minded their own fucking business for a change, nobody would give a shit.
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>>738141940
telephon was invented by a spaghetti fag, Meucci.
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I have a student from america in my class and everyone talking about him how he smells like he has shit encrusted between his fat ass fucking gross nasty dirty people kek
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>>738147304
>underestimating the base stupidity of 'Murica & 'Muricans
This is where they done fucked up.
>>
>>738147304

kek
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>>738130357
wot? you don't know how planets are created?

look at the moon, 100% cheese
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>>738133226
Ok but, once again, which country landed on the moon? Go on say it
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>>738133887
Mostly blacks and meth heads, with the occasional mexican.
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>>738153265

>>738151476
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>>738153265
>planet
>moon
murican detected
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>>738130644
You mean we won the stupid space race...?
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>>738153371
Yeah because the European space program is doing so much better. Or are you one of those dumbshit south americans without a space program at all?
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>>738153866
why should we invest in launching rockets when any research accomplished is going to be public anyway? if you guys send rockets into space why should we? continue being proud to spend money kek
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>>738153866
>it's only worthwhile if there's another country to beat at it
>fuck all that preserving our species & shit
Could be SO much greater than we are, but get caught up in "we're still better than X so that's good enough" far too much.
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>>738154188
>the zero sum for existence is the ability to make money from it
this is why the greatest country in the world will never be anything but dogshit.
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>>738154188
>>738154205

Here I am just a tin man in a strawman's world. You are both fucking retarded and I'm guessing some kind of mexican which makes any critique you make of america fucking laughable.
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Why so jealous?
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